Zhang Xiaoyu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, this first question, finally passed the test in a thrilling way, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then glanced at Tony, the corners of his mouth twitched, hehe a few times, he was really powerless to complain, and scolded in his heart: "What the hell is this question, is it normal to answer correctly, is it an idiot if you answer wrong?" I actually used the word 'unexpectedly', as if I was an idiot......"

However, Zhang Xiaoyu understands in his heart that this first question is not as simple as imagined, under normal circumstances, the more important the occasion when people encounter a simpler problem, they will always face the problem with doubt or a cranky attitude, one plus one equals two, everyone knows, but if this topic is placed in the finale of the college entrance examination, I am afraid that most people dare not write a two-word paper, and those who dare to write two words to hand in the paper need a certain amount of courage and self-confidence.

Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoyu is still quite confident in his cognition, otherwise, he may have become a meat filling for an ass pie by now.

"Now, then, let me talk about the second question." Tony shook his fat body and said, "Listen, the second question is ......"

"Wait!" At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu suddenly called a pause and said, "Mr. Tony, if I answer all three questions correctly, you need to answer me a question in addition to taking your ass stars to evacuate the earth." ”

"Are you bargaining with me?" Tony was upset.

Zhang Xiaoyu said lightly: "That's right, it's bargaining." ”

"What if I don't say yes?"

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Then I'd rather be the meat filling of your ass pizza than answer your second or third questions." ”

"Tell me first, what questions you want to ask me."

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu suddenly turned up the corners of his mouth, with a conspiracy and a successful smile, and said, "My question is, Mr. Tony, now that I have finished answering your three questions, right?" ”

"Huh?" Tony was stunned for a moment and said, "Where did you finish answering my three questions?" I didn't say the second or third question! ”

"Lala-la, you've asked another question now, this is the fourth question, and I'm not going to answer your fourth question." Zhang Xiaoyu smiled with a thief on his face.

When Tony heard this, he was stunned.

"Mr. Tony, if I'm not mistaken, you just said something like, 'Now, you only need to answer me three questions, and if you answer correctly, then I'll leave Earth with the ass star, and if you answer incorrectly, you'll be the stuffing of my favorite ass pizza.'" These are your exact words, word for word. You only said that I need to answer your three questions, but you don't stipulate which three questions, that is, as long as the questions are all successful, and now I have answered your three questions, the first one is how many is one plus one, the second is that you are bargaining with me, and the third is if I don't agree. The first question, you admit that I answered correctly, and the second and third questions, all of which are aimed at me, are right and wrong, I know best, so the second and third questions, my answer cannot be wrong. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu showed a shameless smile and said: "Mr. Tony, you said that you ass stars are the most trustworthy, and I also believe that you are a trustworthy person, now that I have answered your three questions, according to the agreement, please take your ass stars and evacuate the earth now." ”

When Tony heard this, he was half angry, but he couldn't refute it, so he finally had to "hum" and said coldly: "Sophistry, shameless quibble!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "This is not a quibble, I am stating the facts, and you can only blame you for not saying it satisfactorily at that time, so that I found a logical loophole." ”

Tony was speechless.

Zhang Xiaoyu said again: "Mr. Tony, I hope that you, the leader of the ass planet, will lead by example and continue the great virtue of honesty and trustworthiness of your ass planet." ”

Tony said: "Okay, Zhang Xiaoyu, I was unlucky to be yin by you this time, but you can't win, let me see you next time, I will definitely kill you!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Mr. Tony, if we can meet again next time, I hope we are friends." ”

Tony sneered and said, "Friend? Are you kidding me? I'll give you three minutes, and you're going to get out of this ship now, or I'll slaughter you and make you into a butt pizza filling!" The timer begins! ”

As soon as Tony's words fell, the stopwatch timer really started to time.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this, he knew in his heart that Tony was not joking, so he said, "Tony, there will be a period later!" Then he turned around and ran, as soon as he walked out of the door of Tony's room, he saw the ass star translator guarding the door, one finger picking his nostrils, at this time the shit on his body had dried up, he saw Zhang Xiaoyu running out, licked his fingers, and shouted: "Mysterion, when you go out, remember to take your umbrella!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu didn't bird him, ran to the guards, but saw the two guards licking the umbrella, and couldn't help but "Huh?" Originally, he really wanted to take the umbrella, but now forget it, since those two guards like to lick the essence on the umbrella so much, let them lick it, adult beauty is also a virtue.

Soon, Zhang Xiaoyu got out of the flying saucer and returned to the ground in South Park.

Zhang Xiaoyu looked at his watch and breathed a sigh of relief, "It's just three minutes, it seems that this time I escaped." ”

At this time, the system prompt sounded: [The main quest 'Stop the Alien Invasion' has been completed]

[After clearing the game, the system will teleport you back to the landing space after ten seconds]

Zhang Xiaoyu was overjoyed when he heard this prompt: "Grandma's, you can finally leave this wonderful world." ”

At this time, the ass starman spaceship behind him began to slowly fly into the sky, and the people of South Park began to cheer.

Stan suddenly says, "Look, Mysterion is Kenny!" ”

Everyone looked at Zhang Xiaoyu.

Stan blinked and said, "Kenny has to die in every episode, but by the end of this episode, he's not dead, and we can't let him break our South Park rules!" ”

When the people of South Park heard this, they immediately looked like they suddenly realized, and then they were furious, rushed towards Zhang Xiaoyu, and shouted, "Kenny must die!" ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this, his heart immediately chuckled, and the system's transmission countdown did not sound for a long time.

"It's not going to be so pitiful, it's all cleared, and it's still like this......"

Looking at the flock of birds and beasts in South Park, all of them rushed up, just like the river that broke the embankment, Zhang Xiaoyu gasped, turned around decisively and slipped away.

At this time, the system teleportation countdown began to sound: [10, 9, 8......]

"Nima! The countdown is just now! ”

Zhang Xiaoyu looked back, only to see those fart people, I don't know when, they actually had an extra double-barrel shotgun in their hands, they picked up the gun and shot at his ass!

"Bang bang bang!!"

【…… 3、2、1…… Teleport function turned on......]