Grandpa said, "How could I not recognize you?" I recognized you before I saw you as soon as I walked in. You don't even look at me now, it seems that you do recognize me, but you dare not. Right? ”

The woman was puzzled: "If you don't see someone, do you know if you recognize it?" Since they are acquaintances, are there anyone who dares to admit or not? ”

Luo Buzhai smiled and said to the woman: "Please go out for a while, you are here, he doesn't dare to recognize Ma Xiucai." ”

The woman said, "Why can't I recognize each other here?" But she still listened to Luo Buzhai's words and retreated first.

After the woman went out, Grandpa's face changed, his tone was much tougher, and he shouted: "Someone else was here just now, I gave you three points of face, and I didn't debunk it on the spot." Now there is no one else here, you speak to me. ”

The man lying on the bed hurriedly jumped up, bowed at his father's feet, kept kowtowing, and begged for mercy: "I knew you would come here, so I wouldn't come." Please spare me! ”

Luo Buzhai said: "I haven't been in contact with the Xuanhuang technique for so many years, but I smell the smell of a weasel when I enter the door. You dare to come out and be abducted and deceived if you are so shallow, you are so bold! ”

The man kowtowed to Luo Buzhai again and begged for mercy, begging: "It's just to cheat and eat, begging the two masters to let me go!" ”

Daddy asked, "How did you come up with the idea of being her husband here?" ”

"I happened to come to this house last night to steal chickens, but I didn't. Just as he was about to leave, he heard someone talking in the room. I heard this man say he wanted to go back to Xianning. I was overjoyed when I heard it, and if the man was not at home, it would be much easier for me to steal the chickens. I've been around this village a lot, and I know everyone here. The son of this family slept and snored, and he couldn't wake up when he beat the gong. I am not afraid of two old men and a daughter, but I am afraid that this son-in-law who is interfering in the door will beat me. The man said.

"I'm afraid he will dare to become his appearance and deceive people?" Luo Buzhai said.

"I was scared before. But after I hid on the windowsill and listened to this man say why he wanted to go to Xianning, I was not afraid of him. It turned out that he was an impostor, because he happened to look like the son-in-law who was inverted in the door, so he was mistaken for a real son-in-law, and he was left here by mistake. He was going to Xianning this time because he wanted to go back and see the family over there. But he was afraid that the real person would come back at this time. ”

Luo Buzhai interjected: "So you took advantage of the loophole and turned into the appearance of that person to scare them?" ”

The man nodded, "yes." Although I have never seen the appearance of the real son-in-law who is in the door, as long as I change the appearance of this man, they will think that I am real. ”

"You're so cunning!" Luo Buzhai gritted his teeth and said.

The man kowtowed again and said, "I just want to scare them secretly and let them feed me." Even if it's just a few chickens. I beg the two masters to raise their noble hands! ”

Luo Buzhai said: "Is it just to eat chicken?" Then why are you groping on that woman? I'm afraid you're not just here to eat, but also for sex, right? ”

"How do you know?" The man was amazed.

Luo Buzhai laughed and said, "There is no wall in the world that does not leak. I know a lot of the immoral things you have done, and I wanted to arrest you, but Ma Xiucai said that any living creature has its way to survive, so I have been letting it go. I didn't expect to run into it today! ”

Grandpa said that at that time, weasels, hedgehogs, rabbits and other things could be seen everywhere, and the mountains were their world. When there are many things, there are many troublemakers. Sometimes the grain is stolen from the house, and sometimes the chickens are stolen from the house, which is a common thing. People want to live, and those little creatures also want to live. If you kill them everywhere, you will be punished.

But now there are no such little things in the mountains around the villages. These mountains are like human hair, which is shaved once in a while. The little creatures that were hidden in every corner were exposed, and there was nowhere to hide. In the long run, the little creatures are gone.

Weasels were the most common in the village at that time. One of the most common things is to eat chicken.

In our village, a strange thing once happened.

It was a time when I was sitting on the floor with a few of my peers and a few elderly people basking in the sun and talking about a true story that I often heard at home.

While we were basking in the sun, a weasel jumped over on the edge of the floor.

An old man recounted what had happened to her.

She said that when she first got married, she picked up a mallet and hit a weasel stealing a chicken one night. When it didn't hit it, the weasel left the coop and ran out. In a fit of rage, she threw the mallet out, hitting the weasel right in the hind leg. The weasel ran away on crutches.

The next day, her mother-in-law came to her house and said that she wanted to eat chicken because she had been eating nothing and had been lackluster lately.

At that time, after a woman got married, her parents' parents rarely went to their daughter's house without happy events.

When she saw that her mother could not come to her house, and when she said so, she killed a chicken to cook.

At noon, she saw her mother scooping all the chicken into her bowl and grabbing the vegetables. Although she was not happy, she was not good at gossiping about her mother.

After eating the chicken, her mother picked up the remaining chicken bones and gnawed them, rattling them rattle.

At that time, there were indeed few opportunities to eat fish and meat, and she could barely understand her mother grabbing vegetables, but she was so greedy that she wanted to eat chicken bones, so she didn't understand.

She asked her mother, "I haven't seen you eat chicken bones before, why don't you have any bones left?" ”

Her mother replied while chewing on the chicken bones, "Daughter, didn't I say it all?" Your mother and I have been very bland lately, and everything we eat is like eating mud. Only this chicken and chicken soup tastes good to me. Don't waste these chicken bones. ”

When her husband saw his mother-in-law say this, he hurriedly said, "Oh, Mom, if you want to eat chicken, you can live in our house and eat it." I've finished eating today, and I'll kill a chicken for you tomorrow. Don't bite into this chicken bone, lest others see the joke! ”

When her mother heard her son-in-law say this, she nodded happily and said, "That's good! Anyway, there's nothing to do at home, so I'll stay at your house for a few days! ”

Others were just polite, but they didn't expect her mother to readily agree.

She was displeased, feeling that her mother had made her very shameless by doing this. She couldn't talk on the table to block her mother, so she kicked her mother lightly under the table.

Unexpectedly, after her mother was kicked, she jumped up like a lit cannonball, and shouted her father and mother in pain.

She was astonished, thinking that such a gentle kick would not hurt so much, unless her mother's foot was already injured.

Her husband hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks, went to help his mother-in-law, and asked her what was wrong.

Before her mother could answer, she let out a fart. With a "poof", the room suddenly became smellier than the toilet.

She said it was the worst smell she'd ever smelled in her life.

It may have been the intense pain that stimulated her mother to let out this stinky fart.

"I fell off the ridge yesterday and broke my foot." Her mother explained.

Her husband helped her mother-in-law to a chair and sat down.

"Daughter, I know that living with you will bring you some trouble, but I endured the pain in my leg and finally came here, and I want to rest for a few days and go back when my leg is better." Her mother said.

When she heard her mother say this, her heart softened again, and she felt that she had just gone too far. Her mother worked hard to bring her up, and now she wants her mother to stay for a few days and let her mother eat a few chickens, which is reasonable. Not to mention staying for a few days and eating a few chickens, it is also appropriate to live and eat all the time.

So, her mother stayed at her house, eating chickens every day, and only went back after eating all the chickens in her coop.

When she went back, her mother didn't let her daughter and son-in-law send it, so she had to go by herself, saying that she was afraid of delaying her daughter and son-in-law's farm work.

After more than a month, she went to her mother's house after finishing her farm work.

She asked her mother if her leg was healed.

Her mother was surprised and asked, "My leg has always been fine, why do you ask?"

She was even more surprised, and said, Didn't you fall off the ridge more than a month ago and hurt your leg?

Her mother said, there is no such thing, who did you listen to?

She said, "You said it yourself."

Her mother said, "When did I say such a thing myself?"

She said, "When you went to my house, you said that you still lived in my house for several days, and I killed chickens for you to eat every day."

Her mother insisted she did not go to her daughter's house.

She thought back to her previous situation, and then she remembered that she had once injured a weasel who had stolen chickens with a mallet. Thinking of that smelly fart, she expected the weasel to take on the form of her mother, and then made an excuse to eat all her chickens.