After speaking, Cauliflower smiled at me, Brother Qin, look at that figure, it is white and tender, and the grass must be very cool, do you say yes.

As soon as I heard this, I was anxious, and pinched his dick hard, and shouted with red eyes: "Your mother is rotten, what kind of woman are you doing, this woman, I, I'm going to decide." ”

Cauliflower jumped straight to her feet in pain, "What's wrong with Lao Tzu's rotten cauliflower, it's no problem to get addicted, you grass so many women, and you still rob me, I'll kill you***." ”

After saying that, he raised his fist and was about to hit me, but we both drank a little dazed, and were aroused by this woman's lust, and only thought about how to get her, and fought in front of the old man and his friends.

Finally persuaded to open, the old man took out a mahogany box from the cabinet, took out a roll of yellow cloth, spread it on the table, took a pen and squinted his eyes and said, "I said that both of you should not fight, whoever wants to sign this agreement, my mother-in-law will give it to whomever I want, Lao Li, you should be a witness." ”

"Send a woman, send a woman, what kind of agreement do you sign." Cauliflower screamed with her tongue wide open.

Old man Gao said, I'm also afraid that this mother-in-law won't want it when the time comes, and you will send it back to me, so won't I fall into favor and be disgusted, after signing this agreement, whether she lives or dies is your business, and I want to be quiet, right?

As soon as I heard what the old man Gao said, it was also reasonable, and I asked for someone else's woman, and it was also appropriate to make an agreement, so I quickly snatched the pen from his hand and didn't look at what was written on the cloth on it, and signed the name without saying a word.

A strange smile flashed on the old man's face, he took a needle, grabbed my hand, and with amazing speed, he pierced the middle finger of his left hand hard, and dragged me to press a bloody finger print on the cloth.

"Brother Qin, don't!" Cauliflower suddenly seemed to remember something, his eyes widened, and his big obscene eyes were full of panic and rushed up to grab the cloth.

"Smack!" Lao Li, a witness on the side, grabbed the wine bottle on the table and neatly opened the scoop of cauliflower, and the kid covered his head and fell down softly.

"Qin Jian, Chunlan will be yours in the future, but you ......."

Before I could understand what this sudden scene was about, the old man smiled a little on my forehead, and my eyes darkened, and I suddenly lost consciousness.

The next day, I woke up, my whole body hurt like it was falling apart, my eyes couldn't be opened by the sun's sting, and my brain was like a swarm of wasps making a nest, buzzing.

Damn, this, where is this? I was amazed to find myself lying on a graveyard, surrounded by a puddle of bloody flesh and skin, all skinned rats, intestines and other sparse dripping ground, and a few broken wine bottles on the ground.

My scalp exploded, and my soul was about to fly away, so I rubbed it my face and calmed down.

This, what the is going on, I remember rolling the sheets with the customer, how could I be in this place? The most depressing thing is that there is still a beard with five big and three thick faces and a bloody face lying next to me.

Who is this man and how can he be with me?

My mind was a mess and I couldn't remember what was going on.

"Hey, wake up." I kicked him twice in the ass, and the grandson muttered two words in his mouth, but he just didn't wake up.

, it's hairy! I pulled out the old bird and prepared to give him some hot soup to sober up.

Before he had time to serve the soup, this guy covered his head and shouted in pain, while rolling his eyes, and slipped around blankly, when he saw me, he was a little surprised, Brother Qin, what is the situation, who the opened my scoop.

I stared at him, frowning and thinking for a moment, who the are you, I still want to ask you what is going on.

I'm completely confused now, he stood up and slapped me, and shouted in fear, It's over, Brother Qin, you won't be fascinated by ghosts, I'm a cauliflower.

This slap hit me with Venus in both eyes, and I was about to go crazy, when suddenly my brain seemed to have a little light, and I stared at this bearded face seriously, and finally remembered.

That's right, cauliflower, it's this *** grandson who asked me to listen to the female ghost**.

"Cauliflower, tell me, what the hell happened last night, I can't remember it at all."

The memories in my mind slowly began to clear, I remember drilling in the grass with cauliflower for a long time, and then getting lost, and then the memory was completely fragmented.

Cauliflower rubbed her head, and her face was full of doubts, muttering in her mouth, how the do I know, where did so many skinned dead rats come from, and when I looked at those broken beer bottles again, I was displeased, and yelled at me, "Brother Qin, I treat you as an idol and a brother, you can't use my head to practice, you can beat me into an idiot, ouch, it really hurts." ”

I lit a cigarette, took two puffs and handed it to Cauliflower, "Don't mention the matter of opening the scoop first, analyze what is going on?" ”

As a psychiatrist, I know I have to calm down now, and I can't remember what happened after that anyway, everything can only be done on cauliflower.

Cauliflower took two sips hard, thought for a moment, shook her head and said, "Brother Qin, I really can't remember." ”

"Don't worry, you can take a look around here first, do you know it?" I motioned for him to think again.

This cemetery is built in a small hill, compared with the messy graves around it, the tomb is built into a zigzag shape with cement, the center of the grave is a magnificent marble tombstone, there are two half-kneeling cement statues of a man and a woman standing on the side, and there are two small stone lions at the opening.

"Brother Qin, I remember." Cauliflower said, "This is the graveyard where I heard the female ghost **, yes, it was here last time, and there was a woman's moaning in it." ”

"It doesn't matter, think about what happened last night, don't tell me, let's just drink and eat dead rats all night." Looking at the dead rats and bloody liver sausages, my stomach began to cramp and retch.

Cauliflower pondered for a moment, "Damn, I really can't fucking remember, didn't we be robbed by a female ghost?" Or I'll call the engineering team and dig up this grave and find out. ”

"Beat you a few times, and if you kid bumps into you, it can be regarded as Lao Tzu's blood mold for eight lifetimes."

I kind of understand that a rich second generation like Cauliflower has most of his brain full of feces and urine, and it stinks when he gets hot.

I glared at him angrily, looked back at the tomb, and always felt a little evil, but I couldn't say it, especially the photo of the old man with a melon skin hat on the tombstone, as if he was sneering at Lao Tzu's gloomy sneer.

My whole body suddenly felt like I had been poured a bucket of ice water, cold from head to toe, goosebumps all over my body, and the sun shone more and more cold on my body.

Cauliflower was staring at the tombstone and scolded: "It's really lacking morality, and when he dies, he still makes people kneel in front of him, hey, why are all the words on it all pasted?" ”

I took a closer look, and I didn't know who was so ruthless, and chiseled all the words on the old man's tomb, this trick is enough to damage, this is to make the old man die without a name, but judging from the lack of virtue in this tomb, it is polite not to be dragged out and whipped out of the corpse.

The words on it are completely unclear, I think this thing happened strangely, this place is also very evil, gloomy and scary, I said, "Cauliflower, forget it, let's go." ”

"Damn, dare to open Lao Tzu's scoop, and hurt Lao Tzu to be scolded, fuck you." Cauliflower was still screaming and scolding, and raised her legs to put down the two small stone lions in front of the tomb.

I'm afraid that Cauliflower's head will be hot, this grandson really wants to dig the grave, so quickly pull him down the mountain, if the people in Yemapo Village see that we are stirring the grave, it will not be a joke.

At the moment of going down the mountain, my back was cold, and when I looked back, the old man's smile seemed to be getting colder......

After going down the mountain, Cauliflower and I pondered for a long time, and we didn't understand what happened last night, but one thing is for sure, we must have hit an evil spirit.

Cauliflower and I are the kind of heartless people.,I don't take it seriously if I don't understand.,Cauliflower thinks this time it's a pit for me.,In the next few days,Drive a Bentley with me to play C City.,The only thing that's a little regret.,This grandson just won't take me to find Miss.,It's estimated that he got rotten cauliflower.,I'm afraid.,I'm not good at revealing his scars.,I can only endure it.。

I've always been very accurate in looking at people, cauliflower this person lacks friends, or there is no one to play, he is a little nervous, but he is righteous enough, like me, we have no real friends, belonging to the lone wanderer with an empty heart and loneliness.

On the night he left City C, Cauliflower told me that he had two wishes, the first was to grass horses with me, and the second was to learn Qimen Dunjia to catch ghosts.

I sprayed him with wine on the spot and said, I want to grass horses, you cure the rotten cauliflower first, as for the second one, with your pig brain full of dung, don't think about it in this life.

Cauliflower asked me what I wanted, I thought about it for a long time, and told him seriously, I like a woman, but I don't feel worthy of her, and my biggest wish in this life is to marry her as a daughter-in-law.

Cauliflower was surprised and gestured to me, my brother Qin is dashing, and there are girls you can't soak? What a sassy girl she is.

I lowered my head with a wry smile, with mixed feelings in my heart, in the eyes of outsiders, I made money easily, pickled girls were invincible, and I was extremely envious, in fact, everyone has their own regrets, my regret is that I can't forget that woman, I can't get her.

Cauliflower asked me who that woman was?

I shook my head, some people can only be kept in their hearts forever, and speaking out only hurts in vain.

The next day, Cauliflower dropped me off at the airport and watched me leave.

This trip, to be honest, was really bad, but it was better to harvest such a friend and confidant as Cauliflower.