There was a leisurely Mozart in the bar, which made Zhuang Yan start to get irritable. He curled up on the bar stool like a monkey sitting on a branch, drank the whiskey in a drowsy state, softened on the solid wood bar like a cramp, and then relentlessly pushed the empty glass an inch away with his middle finger.

Of course, the bartender knew what this meant, so he "banged" an ice cube into the cup and poured half a glass for Zhuang Yan.

The dark fragrance was pouring in the bar, the beautiful women came and went, and Zhuang Yan was just concentrating on drinking. When depravity becomes a habit, getting drunk becomes a task that Zhuang Yan never forgets every day.

"It's closing." The bartender reminded Zhuang Yan.

"If I vomit in your shop," Zhuang Yan knew what the bartender was thinking, he softly reached out his wallet and slapped it on the table, and said slowly, "This is yours." ”

"Drink hard, my whiskey is the best on the street." The bartender said politely.

Zhuang Yan smiled proudly, and then took the cup to drink contentedly.

Then five cold fingers snatched the wine glass from Zhuang Yan's lips, and only a second later, Zhuang Yan saw the empty glass slamming on the bar, and the ice cubes were still clanging in the glass.

The bartender wiping the cup has an O-shaped mouth.

"Where did the grandson ......" Since experiencing the hatred of taking his wife, Zhuang Yan has a painful hatred for this behavior of "snatching love from under other people's mouths", so he immediately couldn't bear it, and he shot the case proudly, and the wallets on the bar jumped a little: "Is it provoking?" ”

Then Zhuang Yan looked at each other with a pair of troublesome eyes. Time stood still.

It was a woman, 1.73 meters tall, and she was proud enough to wear 8-centimeter high heels, so when she crossed her waist and looked down at Zhuang Yan, she could crush his accumulated momentum and lose her armor and collapse the army. Her glasses are just right to embellished her melon seed face, her straight nose and thin lips are impeccable, and under her short ear-length hair, there are still diamond earrings that Zhuang Yan tightened her trouser belt to buy and bought, and it is said that the diamonds on the earrings are so small that they can only be seen clearly with the help of an optical microscope. She wore a white coat as usual, and her pretty face was a little red because she had suffocated half a glass of whiskey in one go.

This is Zhuang Yan's ex-girlfriend Song Dan. The thing that was snatched away by someone suddenly ran back, which made Zhuang Yan feel a kind of regret that he was caught off guard.

Zhuang Yan originally expected this scene to happen when his hypothesis was established, fame and fortune were gained, and he reached the peak of his life. But Song Dan obviously didn't give him a chance to raise his eyebrows. After she drank the half glass of whiskey, she said, "I'm going to make trouble, what are you going to do?" Da Fearless stared at Zhuang Yan on the stool.

Zhuang Yan was accurate about squatting on a stool and drinking, so the time and place were favorable, and he decided to avoid the war. So he looked up at his domineering ex-girlfriend and asked directly:

"Do you want me to get back together or borrow money from me?"

Song Dan casually took out the money to settle the account, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Borrow money? Is it possible? ”

Zhuang Yan shrugged his shoulders and sneered: "Compound? Is it possible! ”

Song Dan realized that he was going to fight.

She turned around and leaned against the bar sarcastically Zhuang Yan: "Drinking keeps such a primitive posture, are you afraid of drinking too much and falling?" ”

Zhuang Yan raised his chin proudly: "Tens of thousands of years ago, the monkey squatted on the ground in my current posture to taste the ethanol in the ** fruit. I'm using performance art to pay homage to my ancestors who were the first to come into contact with alcohol. ”

Song Dan felt that it made sense, I was speechless, her thin lips moved silently twice, gave up, and made the conditions straightforwardly: "The subject you were killed, pick it up again." I give you the environment and conditions for your research, and in exchange, the progress and results of your research are completely transparent to me, while sacrificing a part of your personal freedom. ”

Zhuang Yan sneered: "How is it possible." The whole project was in the wrong direction, and my research was banned. Without the authorization of the World Organization for the Safety of the Sea, all research on Zhan Ji is illegal. ”

"What if I have immunity?" Song Dan looked at Zhuang Yan's eyes and asked.

Zhuang Yan finally lowered his legs from the chair, he looked at his ex-girlfriend seriously, trying to make his submission look less cowardly: "Then I accept your overlord clause, but reserve the freedom to stand." ”

Song Dan casually picked up the wallet on the table and threw it in Zhuang Yan's arms, turned his head and walked out: "Get in the car and say." ”

In the year 2025, a new human species appeared on Zhiyuan without warning. These new humans have three characteristics.

First of all, the physical strength surpasses the tank. The negative gravity is beyond the reach of ants, and the vitality makes the cockroaches in the nuclear radiation area embarrassed, satisfying all the fantasies of ancient human beings about the gods. So when they were speeding across the sea with 380 mm guns on their backs, they announced the end of the battleship era and the unemployment of all warships.

Secondly, psychologically, take a firm stance, be simple and serious. Ecologically, ignoring the growth process, it comes out directly as a finished product, and on the first day of its appearance, he can fluently report his origin, number, name, and tonnage, sincerely ask to join the camp of mankind, and provide free crusade against the deep-sea fleet like a righteous and awe-inspiring volunteer, completely ignoring the feelings of human beings. However, due to the fact that the ocean has been fully occupied by the deep-sea fleet of unknown origin, the human race, with the generosity of "since it is a friendly army, then whatever you say is good", these new humans who have become halfway out of the house are allowed to join the marine security contracting companies in various places and attack the deep-sea fleet.

In the end, there is not a single male in the population of these new humans. They have different personalities, a hundred flowers bloom, all of them have the life of a princess, but with the heart of a village girl, they take on the most tiring work, get up early in the morning and tear the deep-sea warships to the dark, defend the maritime defense line in the wind and rain, and actually enjoy it one by one, which makes people awe-inspired. So everyone respectfully called the new human "war queen".

The advent of the war queen is like throwing a stone into the water, causing ripples of fear. After the public found out that Zhan Ji took it as her mission to pacify the enemies of mankind, she quickly calmed down and devoted herself to the vigorous cause of painting the periphery and printing the same people.

But it's hard to divert the attention of the scientists who have learned a lot of things. The Association for Fundamental Physics once organized industry colleagues to visit the "shipyard", the birthplace of Zhan Ji, and more than 400 famous giants squatted in the shipyard for a day, and some people said that as long as they threw an incendiary bomb into the crowd, the United Nations had to lower the flag at half-mast.

Then, under the monitoring of countless instruments, this huge sightseeing group witnessed the whole process of a battleship turning into a battle queen in an instant.

To put it simply, the process is divided into three steps:

In the first step, the battleship was launched from the factory.

The second step is to shoot continuously at high speed.

In the third step, the battleship was gone, and a battle queen rubbed her eyes on the ground.

After Zhan Ji reported her name, everyone said, "Miss Veneto should weigh herself, we want to know where the remaining 35,000 tons of steel have gone."

Unexpectedly, Miss Veneto said solemnly: "How do I know where your steel has gone, don't try to put this bad debt on my head!" ”

The head of the logistics section immediately explained that we are not trying to find out where the steel went, we just want to know your weight.

Then Veneto's face turned a little red, and he stubbornly refused: "No, only this matter cannot be agreed." Weight is the secret. ”

The president of the Association for Fundamental Physics, who was about to be driven crazy by the law of conservation of mass, had an asthma attack, and was half dead in the arms of his assistant, desperately spraying anti-allergy spray into his mouth.

The anxious eyes of the world's leading physicists were all on the back of Lieutenant General Taranto. Nia only felt like sunbathing on her back.

Nia knew that any of these old men would make the whole country rejoice and run to tell each other about the four hundred angry eyes of the lieutenant general.

So Nia walked out and gave a stiff order: "Battleship Veneto, I, in my capacity as Vice Admiral of the Port of Taranto, order you to go on the scale. ”

Veneto actually bit his lip and agreed, and immediately saluted the lieutenant general, and reluctantly stood on the scale, muttering in pieces: "Hmph, fifty kilograms is fine, alas, I can't stick to a diet or something......"

Then the scale's hands wobbled to a stop at the forty-kilogram mark.

The physicists didn't react, and then the expulsion of Harbor Taranto innocently asked, "It's as heavy as me!" Is Sister Veneto also a destroyer? ”

Veneto didn't admit it, and shouted: "What are you kidding, my sister is a battleship, how can it be as light as a destroyer, this electronic claim is deceiving!" The girl's heart was broken, and while she was embarrassed, she slapped her head hard, trying to violently point the left and right pointers.

Then Nia turned around and saluted, and reported: "Weighing forty-one kilograms, the visual height is one meter six, and the data is consistent with that of a normal human." ”

The words "one meter six" floated to his ears, and Veneto bit his lip with tears in his eyes, glared at Nia's back full of condemnation for a second, and finally couldn't help but be sad and ran away crying: "It's too much! It's too much! You're only 1.6 meters! When calculating the height of girls, remember to add eight-centimeter heels, stupid admiral!! "Tears flew in the air.

Equally sad were the president of the Fundamental Physics Association and the entire delegation, who began to come up with hypotheses and try to explain the paradoxes ahead.

Nia tried to apologize for Miss Veneto's recklessness, but he found that the expert masters had become a small universe of their own, whispering to themselves, talking and walking back, and no one paid any attention to him:

"Did you see clearly when the battleship became Miss Veneto?"

"How can you see clearly, between the lightning and the flint, right? One can only hope for monitoring instruments and high-speed continuous shooting cameras. ”

"If all 35,000 tons of mass are annihilated, the energy generated can overturn the planet, right? How could it have disappeared without a trace? ”

"Ask God."

In the year that followed, the suicide rate of physicists began to climb firmly and steadily, and the statistical curve was as steep as a stock climbing the peak.

When the materialist stalwarts were in a state of despair and confusion, pastors began to pour out of their nests, preaching and lecturing to save the world. They declared that the will of the Lord was watching over the world in the dark, and when the army of demons climbed up from the unfathomable depths of the sea, the Lord immediately sent his harem, ahh

"So believe in the Lord," the pastor said bitterly, "Whenever there is a moment of survival, the Lord will not hesitate to use miracles to sow his selfless love, so don't resent the Lord for the stock falling below the issue price, those few dollars are gone, it will be regarded as a donation, will you die if you go to the Maldives one less time?" Well? Will it die? And heaven is not a marriage agency, your girlfriend has to find a reason in yourself if she runs away with someone else, don't put any black pot on the master's head! Now believe it, take it, come and take refuge, and go to heaven after death, your exclusive battle queen is waiting for you in heaven! ”

Far from it.

Back to the war princess.

Unlike physicists, Zhuang Yan, who has a Ph.D. in molecular biology, doesn't care about "where the mass of 35,000 tons goes", and when the seniors are saddened by the distorted basic laws, Zhuang Yan looks at the problem with a different mentality.

Just as Magellan proved that the world is a sphere, Zhuang Yan did not waste time mourning old theories, but began to explore new knowledge through action. He began to use all his connections to collect parameters and information about Zhan Ji, including body temperature, pulse, arterial pressure, constellation, hobbies, and measurements. His office was nailed with photographs of hime, the scale and landmarks of her service were marked on a world map on the wall, and the medical tome and morphological hypothesis literature on alien creatures were piled up on his desk.

Zhuang Yan's first assumption is that Zhan Ji is an alien. He used the most sinister intentions to speculate on the purpose of Zhan Ji's sudden appearance, and also used counter-evidence to deduce the reliability of Zhan Ji's proposition of "harmless". But in vain.

Because this group of selfless little Bichi people are really abnormal.

It's like a community service team that travels thousands of miles to help others.

What kind of aliens would brain-pull out to do such a thing! It feels like a human is currying favor with an orangutan! Even if it's an alien, it's like an alien environmental organization saving endangered humans!

Something goes wrong. Zhuang Yan's curiosity gradually turned into persistence, and persistence quickly sublimated into faith. The heavier the door of truth, the more convinced he was that when he pushed the door open, he would see the shocking truth.

Even if he was expelled from Zhan Ji's residential area with a gun by the guards, even if he fell asleep on a dinner plate in the labor camp and pressed his P shares, Zhuang Yan did not give up his research. Until he crashes into an impregnable iron curtain.

World Organization for the Safety of the Sea.

This is a highly respected and authoritative organization established by all mankind in the form of chaebol funding and stationing representatives after the emergence of the deep-sea fleet, and this organization coordinates the progress of the crusade against the deep-sea fleet by marine security contractors and their warlords around the world. Naturally, it passed the "Regulations on the Protection of Zhan Ji**", which in an extremely ingenious way, banned all academic research on Zhan Ji at the legislative level without authorization.

Even Zhuang Yan can't do anything.

At least Veneto was happy, and no one had asked her about her weight for a long time.

So later, when Veneto saw Zhuang Yan holding the physical examination form, she had the urge to turn her head and leave.

"Didn't you say you could fly a plane? Can't you just smile and ignore such a detail as height? Veneto's mood was completely devastated.

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