Chapter 221: If you want to apprentice, pee first

"I didn't see it clearly." Chen Cheng's voice was still a little sickly, and he looked listless.

Just when I wanted to complain, Chen Xiang remembered something and put his hand into the crotch of his pants.

Seeing this scene, I also knew what he was going to do, that white cloth strip was probably placed in his crotch, thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel that this Chen Cheng was really smart enough.

I say he's smart because he can't lose it if he hides the strip of white cloth in his underwear, because when we find him, he's already passed out, so if he goes to the hospital, he will definitely do a series of tests, and first aid, and these tests will definitely have to be undressed.

At this moment, he is wearing a hospital gown in the hospital, but although he says that he will take off his clothes or something, he will not take off his underwear, thinking that before Chen Cheng fainted, he had already expected that something might happen after he fainted.

"I thought I'd be killed by that monster." Chen Cheng put his hand inside his crotch and said, "I thought that after I died, you would definitely find a strip of white cloth after the autopsy, but I didn't expect to be alive." ”

Hearing Chen Cheng's words, I suddenly felt that I was really overestimating him, and after doing it for a long time, I didn't know what would happen after fainting, but I wanted us to see it when we performed the autopsy, and this reason was simply ridiculous.

"Then why are you putting it in your panties?" In order to mediate the oppressive atmosphere, I deliberately asked, "Wouldn't it be nice to put it in my underwear?" ”

I don't know if Chen Cheng was stupid after a dizziness, or what, he actually replied sincerely: "First, I don't have underwear, and second, I heard the old people say that dirty things are afraid of the most masculine places of men, so I put them inside, and that thing shouldn't dare to touch it." ”

"Uh......" I was speechless for a while, his uncle, this Chen Cheng is also a little sincere, if that thing really wants to harm you, don't say that you put it in your panty pocket, even if you wrap it in your little brother, you will take it away for you.

But I thought so, but I didn't say this to Chen Cheng, because this kind of nonsense is useless at all, the matter has already passed, why bother him anymore, I smiled a little embarrassedly, shrugged, and didn't speak again.

Chen Cheng felt in his underwear pocket for about half a minute, and finally found a white cloth strip, he took the strip of cloth in front of his eyes and looked at it, obviously looking at what words were written on it, he looked at it and read it out unconsciously.

"Ghost ...... ...... Hades"

Hell! When I heard these two words, my face turned white, and my face, which had been pretending to be relaxed just now, suddenly tensed, and I snatched the strip of cloth in Chen Cheng's hand and brought it to my eyes.

I saw that the red words were clearly written on the strip of cloth, and although the handwriting was a little scribbled, I still recognized it.

'Netherworld. ’

I clutched the strip of cloth in my hand and crumpled it vigorously, and my heart suddenly became angry, and I said fiercely: "Netherworld Palace, I didn't expect it to be you again!" I, Huang Xiaolong, must make you pay the price. ”

"Brother Long, what are you talking about?" Suddenly, Chen Cheng's weak voice came to my ears.

I forcibly suppressed the anger and hatred in my heart and said to him, "No, it's okay, this strip of cloth is very useful to me!" ”

After speaking, I also gave Chen Cheng a thumbs up, and then I quietly put the white cloth strip into my trouser pocket, and then told me and the county magistrate in the living room that night from beginning to end, and after finishing speaking, I chatted with Chen Cheng without a word.

Now that I've finished talking about the business, I naturally won't mention it again, because some things just need to be said once, especially in the face of Chen Cheng, that incident is too big a blow to him, and if he still mentions it in front of him, I'm afraid it will only increase his sadness.

Chen Cheng also seemed to want to avoid that memory and talk to me, but in the end, we still detoured to that topic again, after all, it is not easy to forget something that happened not long ago, even if there is really a so-called forgetfulness in the world, it is impossible to forget it so quickly.

However, although he came back, he didn't mention Zhao Yao again, Chen Cheng smiled hard and said to me: "Brother Long, the chopsticks you used that night are too powerful." ”

"Generally average, third in the world." I jokingly replied.

Chen Cheng was stunned for a moment, and then asked me very seriously: "Brother Long, can I worship you as a teacher, I also want to kill demons and eliminate harm for the people like you." ”

When I heard the last four words he said, to eliminate harm for the people, I smiled bitterly in my heart, this hat is too high, to put it nicely, it is to eliminate harm for the people, and to put it badly, it is to find trouble, I can't be busy with my own affairs, and I worry about it all day long.

Chen Cheng said that he wanted to worship me as a teacher, I really didn't know what to do, to be honest, I also wanted a helper, but entering the business of Mr. Yin and Yang is better than committing five disadvantages and three shortcomings, it can be said that people who are Mr. Yin and Yang basically have no good results, such as Liu Yaoxi, and then for example, the old man who once left me Daodan.

Forget it, it's not like it, just take me as an example, I'm very unlucky, how dare I let others step into the threshold of this Mr. Yin and Yang?

As Chen Cheng said, from some angles, I am indeed eliminating harm for the people, maybe it is because I am used to it, so I don't want to harm others, not only Chen Cheng, even if it is anyone, I don't want him to step into our industry.

Because our industry not only has five disadvantages and three shortcomings, but in today's era, this is already an industry that is not recognized, the ghosts and evil monsters in the world have died almost in the era of Mao Taizu's Cultural Revolution, and now Mr. Yin and Yang is less and less in the world. Of course, except for those scammers who set up stalls on the streets, scammers can pick one up everywhere these days.

Putting aside these big truths, let's just say that my current catty is two, not to mention accepting apprentices, my uncle can't even protect himself, thinking of this, I still feel that I should refuse Chen Cheng's request, but it is not good to refuse directly, after all, I know that his request is actually to avenge Zhao Yao.

I thought about it for a while, and finally weighed my words, patted Chen Cheng on the shoulder with a smile and said, "You, don't call me brother in the future, you are bigger than me, and it makes me really stressful." ”

When Chen Cheng heard what I said, he thought that I had agreed to his request to apprentice, and he immediately showed joy.

Seeing him like that, I didn't wait for him to speak, I patted him on the shoulder twice and said, "Young man, it's better to wait until you are healed, you see that you have fainted for five days, and the white diaper just now has not been taken out of it, which means that you have not peed for five days." ”

Chen Cheng looked at me with a puzzled expression, probably wanting to ask, what does this apprenticeship have to do with peeing, does it have to pee if you want to apprentice?