Chapter 34: Half a Step
I scratched my head and said, I feel like I've arrived in the film and television city, hey, what about Feng Er?
After a glance around, Feng Er had already disappeared from his figure, and he thought that he would have to buy him a piece of China when he turned around, and thank the old man.
Cauliflower said, this is the first city of Yinguan, the ethereal city, it is the place where the people in the Yin and the Xuanmen rest, and when you enter the Xuanmen in the future, you can also come and go as freely as Feng Er.
Why do I think there is no difference between humans and ghosts?
Cauliflower said, you are right, in the underworld is the world of ghosts, but this is far more disgusting, stricter, and more disturbing than our world, because it is a feudal system under the management of King Qin Guang, and there are more unspoken rules.
I said, you kid knows a lot!
Cauliflower said happily, my master said, but it was also my first time here, and I didn't expect it to be far beyond my imagination.
The pink sedan chair is in front, I can see it, my heart has fallen, walking on the wide, magnificent street, and ghosts, yin and yin one after another, my mood is relaxed.
The bull's head is very open in the underworld, and there are Yin soldiers along the way to open the way, and what you can't see is two whips, those yin and ghost people, dare to be angry and dare not speak.
"Selling steamed buns, selling steamed buns!" I was attracted by two little fat men with red faces, their faces were surprisingly identical, and I didn't expect to see a pair of twin brothers here.
"Selling dumplings, freshly baked dumplings."
I saw that the bun was white and tender, and I was already hungry after walking all the way, so I touched a fifty bill, "Brother, bring me a few buns." ”
The fat man who sold steamed buns quickly took the money and looked at me in surprise, "Brother, you are using yang money here to find death." ”
My heart sank, but fortunately the fat man reminded me, otherwise I would have to go through the gang.
"Thank you!" I glanced at it, didn't dare to say more, and hurriedly followed the large army with cauliflower.
After walking two steps, the steamed bun seller chased after him, "You take this, or you will starve to death." ”
After nibbling on two buns with cauliflower, Sensei said that the taste was really good, and I said, "I can't see that there are such delicious buns in Ethereal City." ”
Cauliflower said, that's right, this bun is indeed for people to eat, and I don't know where this fat man came from, it's not easy to do business here.
Niu Tou led people to a restaurant, and when I went upstairs, I realized how precious these buns were.
All the yin and ghost people here eat fragrantly, looking at the sound of snorting one by one, I secretly celebrated that it was good that the fat man gave the buns, otherwise it would be terrible.
Look at the bull's head again, the incense that is as thick as an arm's length can be sucked in a few clicks.
In front of me and Cauliflower were a few little finger-sized ones, "Hurry up for Lao Tzu to eat, if you miss the time of Ma Ye, I will cut off your dog's head." ”
I asked Cauliflower, "Ghosts are also afraid of cutting off heads?" ”
Cauliflower held her breath and inhaled, and the smoke entered her nose one by one, "Of course the ghosts are afraid, you have forgotten that this is the underworld, the yin qi on their bodies and the weapons in their hands can kill souls and destroy souls, which is the same as our yang world." ”
I kind of understand, this world is no different from the yang world, the world is life, here is the soul, no life has to die, no soul has to be scattered, it's all the same.
Peach didn't go to the restaurant, I thought about it, and secretly hid the incense in her sleeve.
"Phew!" A Yin soldier rushed upstairs, knelt down on one knee in front of the bull head and arched his hand, saying, "Master Niu, the netherworld ship that is more than half a step away has been prepared." ”
Niu Tou took the flask and drank it all, and nodded with satisfaction, "Brothers, let's go!" ”
After walking south for a while, I heard the loud sound of the river rushing and roaring in the distance.
There are more and more ghosts, carrying cloth bags and bamboo baskets, and the queue is long.
"These are all Yin Qi who take the new soul to the Temporary Residence Pavilion to report, the Ethereal City is the upper Yin Pass, more than half a step is the Middle Yin Pass, and the Lower Yin Pass is the Temporary Residence Pavilion, and when you get to the Temporary Residence Pavilion, you can't go down any further, because the lower is the Yin Si Difu."
"His grandmother's, why are there so many floats today, all fucking go to the fork river for me." The bull head roared.
"What's a Drifter?" I asked cauliflower.
Cauliflower said, I don't know, it is probably a kind of cheap name for ordinary ghosts, such as bull heads, which think they have an identity.
"What a few things!"
Guarding the ferry were all soldiers in black armor, and when they saw the bull head sitting on their horses and shouting, the leading soldiers shouted: "When you arrive at the Netherworld Ferry, you don't get off your horse, so bold?" ”
The bull head was just about to go crazy, and when the bull's eyes looked at it, he honestly got off the horse, and said: "I don't know if the heavenly master is here, and I hope to forgive my sins." ”
The leading guard snorted coldly, didn't pay attention to the bull's head at all, and turned to the yin and ghost people who crossed the river: "Don't worry, everyone, cross the river one by one." ”
"His grandmother's, how did he catch up with such a coincidence." The bull rubbed his hands together and cursed in his mouth.
"Master Niu, tomorrow, Master Zhong Tianshi will go to the temporary residence pavilion to inspect, and now the notices are all plastered in the lower Yin Pass, and these ghosts are probably going to complain." A Yin soldier whispered.
"Sue, what is the complaint, when you get to Huang Quanjun, I think he still dares to be arrogant?" The bull scolded unhappily, but he had to stand in the line honestly and wait.
Seeing the cow's head deflated, I couldn't help but ask, "Cauliflower, who is Zhong Tianshi, one of his guards can scare this brute bull." ”
Cauliflower said: "You don't know Zhong Tianshi, Zhong Kui! The Heavenly Master of the Underworld, who specializes in investigating evil ghosts and bad ghosts, is like the Procurator General of the Supreme People's Procuratorate, which is very awesome. “
Thinking of this, Cauliflower happily pulled me, "Brother Qin, this time we are hopeful, when the time comes, we will see Zhong Tianshi in the temporary pavilion, and if they are like Master Liu and Ma Mian, Zhong Tianshi will definitely have to kill this group of scum." ”
I shook my head, "I'm afraid it may not be so simple, you see that there is no worry on Niu Tou's face, I am afraid that the officials will protect each other, and Zhong Kui can't help him." ”
Cauliflower said, Brother Qin said yes, but this is better than the two of us fighting alone.
As I was talking, I heard a familiar cough, and when I saw that Feng Er was also standing in the crowd, the old guy raised his head and pretended not to see me.
"Brother Qin, I like Old Man Feng more and more, he is here to help you." Cauliflower said with a grin.
I coughed and signaled cauliflower not to talk nonsense, I understand the old man's thoughts, and he wants to accept me as an apprentice, so don't talk about it.
After waiting for a long time, it was finally our turn to board the boat, which was completely dark and as steady as Mount Tai in the undulating river.
The waters of the River Styx are dark and deep, and from time to time huge strange fish leap over, and the surface of the river is cloudy and foggy, making it difficult to see from a distance of 100 meters.
When I got to the boat, the bull head led the peach into the cabin, and I was a little anxious, "I grass, this dog won't be on the peach." ”
Cauliflower said, damn, if he dares to go up, our brothers will fight with him.
I thought about it and said, no, I felt like I heard the sound of peach, I had to go and see.
Cauliflower said, okay, then I'll go with you, anyway, there is not much hope of going back alive, it's a big deal to fight with the old cow.
The cabin was three stories high, and there were white candles lit inside, and with my keen hearing, I felt a hatch and listened to it sideways, and my heart was cold.
The beast of the bull head really made a move on Peach, "Little lady, let's play with grandpa today, look at how handsome this little looks like." ”
Snort! The sound of clothes tearing, followed by the screams of Pink.
"Bang!" Cauliflower slammed the door with her shoulder, and she didn't know what it was made of, so she bounced him off and hit me on the bulkhead.
"I'm grass, this door is really a few evil doors." Cauliflower cursed and got up from the ground.
From inside came the roar of the bull's head: "Who's outside!" ”
I took a deep breath and said, "Master Niu, it's our brothers, do you want some music to cheer up?" ”
The bull head roared angrily, "Get out! If you dare to come again, you will be in a bad mood, and there will be no mercy for killing! ”
"Hehe, the lady is in such a good shape, no wonder my eldest brother is obsessed with you, come, let Master Niu kiss your little mouth." The bull head pinched his pink chin, and Lang laughed.
"Phew!" Peach spits in the bull's face.
The bull head was just about to get angry, but then wiped off the saliva, and licked his fingers: "The lady is so spicy, I like it very much, when you taste the good of the old cow, you will know what happiness is." ”
The bull's words were like knives in my heart, and the pain was terrible.
Oh, yes! Before she met me, Peach was already controlled by Guo Cannon, who was possessed by a horse, and she was humiliated!
The thought of her being humiliated by that beast made my heart feel cold! Sitting on the ground with a limp leg!
Brother Qin, are you okay, damn! Cauliflower was in a hurry, and she was about to bang on the door again.
I reached out and grabbed his leg, brother, don't! My mind is a bit of a mess and I need to think about it.
What do you think, my sister-in-law is about to be inside, and I want to have a few!
I said, cauliflower, you let me be quiet!
"Damn, little slut, kill yourself, I'll let you kill yourself!"
At that moment, I heard a loud roar from the head of the bull in the room, followed by a loud slap.
"Suicide? Pink, my peach! My brain exploded, and I rushed out, almost instinctively, raising my left hand and slamming it into the hatch.
Coax! With a bang, the hatch shattered!
The bull head was pinching her pink chin, and black blood kept pouring out of her mouth, "Dare to commit suicide, I will destroy you and kill your soul, so that you will never be reborn!" ”
Seeing that the big fist of the bull's head is about to smash down, if it is smashed this time, my pink will be dead.
Peach just raised her head coldly, with tears on her poignant face, and when she saw me, she smiled, her smile was full of grievances and apologies.
"Pink, pink!" I was a little stupid, and I saw death in her eyes.
"It's not good, she broke her yin body!" Cauliflower's face changed drastically.
"Niu Tou, I'll kill your uncle, and I'll give me back the pink!" Anger and hatred were about to burn me, and I went crazy and slammed into the bull's head.
Cauliflower threw away the chicken and dog he was carrying, and raised the flat pole to shine on the head of the cow!
Bang! The bull's head was sturdy and sturdy, and nothing happened, but the cauliflower was bounced out.