At night, I sat on the windowsill with the fat man and smoked, in fact, this was to pass the time of boredom, but at this time there was a strange scene in the hospital, I opened my mouth and said to the fat man: Look? What's that?

The fat man originally wanted to give me a vivid life philosophy lesson, but he was a little unhappy when I made such a fuss and said: What! The fat man looked in the direction of my finger, and after looking at it for a full minute, the fat man took a puff of cigarette and said, "Oh, I'll go!" What's that, why is it so scary, what the hell am I a ghost?

Indeed, this scene downstairs is really incomprehensible, I don't know how to describe it, I saw the lawn of the hospital, standing in a group of people at this time, those people stood according to the size, motionless, there was a person in front of him holding something that seemed to be a book, there was something to check, every time he found a person, he put something on his chest, because the distance was too far to see what was pasted, at this time the fat man said to me: Little evil, this is too evil, what is this.

I shook my head and said, "How do I know, I still want to ask you."

The fat man thought for a while and said: If I guessed correctly, this seems to be the ghost of the underworld, don't you see the person at the front, it seems to be an impermanent ghost.

Impermanent ghosts? I reacted when the fat man said this, I raised my head and looked again, sure enough, that guy was wearing a big tall hat and a white dress, if it was really as the fat man said, this guy was really fucking white impermanence, but why did he come here. On second thought, this hospital is the door of life and death, and life begins here or ends here.

Little evil! This Bai Wuchang is also a ghost, you say, if we go down to take a photo with him or ask for an autograph or something, will he agree?

The fat man began to be stupid again, I looked at him and said, "I don't know if I agree or not, but I may take you away too." The fat man sneered and said: His grandmother! If he dares to come up, you see how I clean him up.

I want to laugh after hearing it, who do you think you are, just your little way, people can kill you with spit. But at this moment, I felt a little weird, a cold wind blew over, this yin wind is not like the usual wind, so it is different, I raised my head to look out, what happened, but this look up my mother! I was so frightened that I fell straight off the windowsill, but luckily I fell into the house.

The fat man patronized and looked at me, and said with a smile: Look at your bear-like, why don't you let an old ghost scare you like this, you talk about you, and it's a little out of luck.

Where did I have the leisure to argue with the fat man at this time, pointing out the window, but I couldn't speak.

The fat man seemed to find that something was wrong at this time, and glanced out the window, and suddenly his expression froze, my mother! The fat man also fell from the window.

Why do you say that the two of us are like this, because just now when I was talking to the fat man, the white impermanence seemed to hear it, and now he is standing outside the window, you can tell me about the middle of the night, a white impermanence standing outside the window of your house without defense, what would you feel, that long red tongue, holding a mourning stick in his hand, that look! Oops I went, it's indescribable.

The fat man and I didn't know what to say for a while, but the white impermanence had already floated into the house, stopped in front of the two of us, and looked at us with a pair of dead eyes and said in a weird way: Which one said just now that he wanted to clean up the old man, stand up.

I looked at the fat man, and the fat man also looked at me, damn this dead fat man, and he had to catch a cushion when he died. I hurriedly knelt down and said: Master Impermanence spare my life, I didn't mean to offend, I hope you have a lot of adults, take us as a fart.

Did you say that? Bai Wuchang took a step at me.

No! It was I who said, and the fat man saw this and hurriedly stepped forward. I glanced at the fat man, and you have a bit of a conscience. Impermanent master, the villain is not intentionally offended, think about it, we are a fart who has never seen the world, and I can't see the true god, and I hope that the big man will read that we are the first offenders, let us go.

Hum! Ignorant junior, dare to speak out and slander the gods of the underworld, today's matter must not stop here, since this is the case, then you both come with me, after speaking, Bai Wuchang raised the mourning stick and was about to start.

Wait! The Master Lingzhi is my master, and I hope that the master will spare my lives.

When Bai Wuchang heard this, he stopped in mid-air and looked at the fat man and said: What do you say, Lingzhi is your master?

The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, the Master of Lingzhi is under the Grace Master, and I am his closed disciple, commonly known as Wei Teng, and his Dharma name is Xiukong.

Bai Wuchang was relieved to take out a pamphlet and flipped through the mourning stick in his hand, and only said after a long time: Since you are the apprentice of Lingzhi, then I will spare the life of the dog, but the death crime can be spared, and the living crime cannot be escaped, you two talk about it, what should I do to slander this master.

I remember that the old historian once told me that everyone in the world loves money, the yang world is like this, and the underworld is also like this, there is a saying that money can make ghosts grind, and the ghosts in the underworld love money like life, otherwise Pu Songling would not say that the ghosts of the underworld are corrupt and pervert the law when he writes about the fast, everything is not groundless, there is a certain basis, I saw this and said to Bai Wuchang: Master Impermanence, I admit that there is something wrong with the two of us, in order to make up for our mistakes, how about burning some paper money for you.

After listening to this, Bai Wuchang glanced at me and sneered and said: Boy, you are still on the road, okay, for the sake of you two who are so sincere, you can burn 1.5 billion yuan first as life-saving money.

After listening to it, I smiled and said: Master Impermanence, we are both mixed yin, and we will rely on this to eat in the future, and we have no backing below, this time I will give you two billion old burns, plus four beauties, and I hope that Master Impermanence will take care of us more in the future, how about it?

Bai Wuchang's eyes lit up at this time, looked at me and said: Junior really didn't see it, you two are actually mixed yin, alas! Now there are fewer and fewer people eating this bowl of rice in the yang world! Since you two eat food in the underworld, you must also be bound by the three tribulations, I won't say anything more, if you dare to slander the life of the Yin God in the future, before the full moon next year, if the money hasn't arrived, hum! I won't say what the consequences are, you know it, after finishing speaking, Bai Wuchang floated out of the window again.

At this time, the room was very quiet, and they could hear each other's heartbeats, and the fat man turned back to me and said: "Little evil, you are fucking famine again, where can you get together for the two billion, even if you sell the waists of the three of us, it will not be enough for the fuck, and there are four other beauties."

I saw that the fat man was angry and said: The two billion is just paper money, burning four paper people, how much money can be spent, what the hell is wrong with you?

When the fat man heard this, he suddenly came to his senses and said to me: Look at me, I am all confused. It's so dangerous tonight, if we hadn't moved my master out, I guess we'd both be choking.

When I heard this, I was about to ask who the fat man's master was, but at this moment, the fat man shouted out of the door!