Chapter 268: Good Brothers
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Chapter 268: Good Brother
"Zhang Shifei, what else do you say again?"
The little fat man Li Lanying pointed at Zhang Shifei's nose and scolded, at this time his eyebrows were almost wrinkled together, his round face was flushed with childishness, and his eyes were full of anger. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Zhang Shifei's expression opposite him was also very angry, and he scolded Li Lanying viciously: "Say one more word, don't let you go, what's wrong?" You've got your hands back."
This was about two years ago, downstairs in the dormitory of the university, where Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying usually disdain to come, and they quarreled here that day.
The reason is actually quite ridiculous, so ridiculous that they both feel incredible when they think about it in the future, they actually fought because of this kind of, it seems that the power of alcohol is really too powerful.
That's right, this is the power of alcohol, Zhang Shifei vaguely remembers, it was a summer, it was the hottest time, Zhang Shifei's school had a strange scene, that is, when it was almost autumn, there were quite a lot of butterflies in the campus, which was very similar to the spleen and stomach of those petty bourgeois beauties * women (most of them claimed to be self-proclaimed), they liked this style very much, together with their wallets and boyfriends for a leisurely stroll, surrounded by colorful butterflies, as the so-called you are crazy and stupid, let's wander around if we have nothing to do, but those ignorant girls often don't know, What is the state of their favorite butterfly before it grows wings again?
Because the campus pays attention to greening, so those dense artificial forests have become a hotbed for caterpillars, in the event of an insect plague, these caterpillars are rolled together for a day, like a big tail maggot wriggling in a septic tank, behind the beauty, it is always ugly, Zhang Shifei remembers, the summer of that year is also very hot, although it is not as hot as this year, but it still kills a lot of colorful caterpillars, those insects fall to the ground, step on a stream of green water, and no one dares to stop this forest anymore. Even the number of people who run away from bed at night and have stomach aches and defecate everywhere has decreased.
It's hot, there's no wind, it's hot and stuffy, this kind of ghost weather Li Lanying naturally won't go to class, and Zhang Shifei by the artificial lake is no longer elegant, and he really can't stand this exposure, so the two of them pondered what to do, because of the weather, the two of them didn't take a single step, so they were not interested in picking up girls, and they were so hot to mix, and then sweating was not fatal? So the two discussed it and went to the third floor of the school cafeteria to drink.
The reason for choosing the canteen is because he is close, in fact, Zhang Shifei thinks that the school canteen is not as bad as said, and the food is still good, of course, it is on the third floor, because this kind of thing is everywhere, the first floor is like a big market, the floor is always dirty, and now it is so hot, just ask which window master does not put flies out before eating? The second floor is a little better, but the price will also increase, the third floor is the best, there are single rooms and elegant seats, as well as classical music twelve hours of non-stop lyricism, the tableware is also quite exquisite, Sichuan, Lu and Cantonese cuisine are readily available, and even a bottle of wine is enough to eat on the first floor for a month, not exaggerated.
This is also the place where the most beauties are, because in society, beauties are generally pampered with a lot of money, and on campus, beauties are generally pampered by the rich second generation, this is the law, from a canteen to a society, so that before you enter the society, you have a deep understanding of how stinking the stupid * head teacher in elementary and junior high school is, and 'everyone is equal in front of socialism, unity and mutual assistance learn from Lei Feng, the working people are the most glorious, and the oppressed people have stood up since then', I went to his grandmother's legs.
A lie that everyone knows, it's like a form like hello thank you, but Zhang Shifei really didn't think there was anything wrong with it before, on the contrary, he felt that it was completely deserved, because surviving here, reincarnation is also a technical job.
He and the fat man went up to the third floor, they are frequent customers here, they found a shop with a familiar way, and then ordered a few dishes, drank wine, the two of them didn't know what was wrong that day, surprisingly in the state, three or four bottles of beer in the stomach, just felt a little dizzy, so Li Lanying made another call to find two female classmates who can talk and laugh to drink together, who are those two girls, what do they look like, Zhang Zhengfei has forgotten now, fortunately, it doesn't matter here, anyway, that day, there were a lot of them.
So much that I almost lost consciousness, after coming down from the third floor, the two of them hugged a girl and didn't know what to do, to say that after drinking too much, it was really not possible to play cards according to common sense, Li Lanying said to Zhang Shifei inarticulately: "I want to release water." β
Zhang Shifei also nodded, obviously, he is also a player who drinks and kidneys, so the two looked at each other and smiled, staggered and unbuckled their trouser belts, and wanted to pour off the dirt on the glass door of the canteen, the girl next to her was suddenly shocked, she hurriedly stopped the two, because she didn't dare to provoke them, she said to them: "My brother, don't be here, there is a bathroom inside." β
"No~ Don't go, it's too panicked there." Li Lanying waved her hand, and then burped, the two little girls were so depressed, thinking about how to meet these two goods, but they couldn't let them be embarrassed, otherwise it would be disgraceful for them to spread out, so one of the little girls smiled at Li Lanying and said: "Brother Li, this is not good, you look how dirty it is, or you and Brother Zhang go to the woods over there, it is spacious and cool." β
Li Lanying looked at the little girl's hand, hey, sure enough, there is a forest, which looks good, so Li Lanying laughed, took out two chapters of old hair from her pocket, slapped it in the girl's hand, and said: "Okay, good girl, I know that I feel sorry for your brother, what is your name, how much is the job number, I will order you to come next time." β
Out of your uncle's stage, I am in your class, that girl regretted this at this time, thinking about why she was so greedy, she knew that she shouldn't go to the third floor, but although she thought so, she didn't say so, just smiled and said: "Brother Li, you drank too much, go quickly." β
Li Lanying nodded, and then walked towards the woods with Zhang Shifei holding a toothpick in her arms, the girl looked at their backs, and couldn't help scolding: "What's the matter, these two losers, let's go, it has nothing to do with the two of us." β
With that, the girl slapped a hundred in the other girl's hand, and the girl pursed her lips and snickered: "You're bad enough, let them both get a worm." β
"Well deserved." The girl replied, "I have done this for the people." β
After all, the two girls no longer care about Zhang and Li, who drank too much, and left with a smile, and they naturally can't be compared with those women who come out of the closet who take money and are at the mercy of men, and the closet women sometimes take care of drunk guests, but the girl naturally can't do this.
Not to mention how these two Bingqing Yujie girls went back to the bedroom, let's just talk about Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's experience of releasing water, and when they came to the woods, they didn't know how many caterpillars they had stepped on, but because they drank too much, they didn't care about this, so they took a few steps forward and took off their pants and began to make it easier.
Feelings because of the release of water and unlucky, the two of them are not the first time, after the convenience is over, the two of them hooked their shoulders out of the woods, and when they returned to the door of the cafeteria, they found that the two girls were gone, and the two of them were a little unhappy in their hearts, but because of the effect of alcohol, they didn't say much, they drank too much, the whole world swayed, and the brain was like a short circuit, and I don't know why, the two of them came to the side of the men's dormitory building.
It's afternoon, the students in the building are coming in and out, and two drunks are walking through it, and they don't know what to say, anyway, they are just stupid, and that's it, until a group of people glance at Li Lanying.
It turned out that when the two of them went to the toilet before, a caterpillar fell from the tree, which happened to fall on Li Lanying's head, a group of students just got out of class, and they had sharp eyes, and they happened to see the caterpillar that was showing off on Li Fatzi's head, and the man suddenly felt a little funny, but he didn't want to deal with this drunkard, so he secretly laughed, but it happened that Li Lanying saw it, Li Lanying drank too much, and he had already lost his mind, and when he saw others laughing at him, he frowned and scolded: " What the hell are you laughing at? β
The man saw that it was not good, so he hurriedly turned his head and went into the dormitory building, but Li Lanying was drunk at this time, and he had to rush over and beat the kid, Zhang Shifei also drank too much at that time, but he was still a little sensible, thinking that it was too wrong for you to beat people without evidence, so he stopped him.
Between the pulling, the two actually started a fire, and Li Lanying shouted to Zhang Shifei: "Let go"
Zhang Shifei was also drunk at this time, and his idea was very simple, he didn't want Li Lanying to be stupid, so he shouted at him: "Don't let go,, can you stop a little?" β
"Do you let go" Li Lanying lost her mind at that time, and hit Zhang Shifei's face with a right fist, Zhang Shifei only felt a burst of heat on the left side of his face, and suddenly lost his mind, and scuffled with the fat man Li.
There were more and more onlookers, most of them gloated, and there were a few who were struggling, and they were also kicked aside by Li Lanying, you punch me and I punch, and finally the faces of the two people were all colored, Zhang Shifei was not as strong as Li Lanying, so he could only be entangled with him, pounced forward, and both fell to the ground, and then, Zhang Shifei shouted: "You sober me up"
After that, he gritted his teeth and slammed Li Lanying's forehead with his forehead, after which both of them lost consciousness, and when they woke up the next day, they were in the hospital, but they didn't have any impression of this incident at all, and it wasn't until later that they slowly remembered it, but at that time, the two of them took it as a joke and didn't take it to heart at all.
Yes, when brothers fight, how can there be grudges, let alone drinking too much, and after the fight, they will be happy.
His eyes were blood-red, and Zhang Shifei came back to his senses.
I don't know why, at the moment when he rushed towards Li Lanying, he actually recalled the scene where he and the fat man fought in college.
At that time, neither of them was sober, but now Zhang Shifei is indeed sober, and he knows very well in his heart what this fight means, what he is carrying, and what the result can affect.
He smiled bitterly, Li Lanying had already arrived in front of him, Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man's somewhat distorted face, and thought in his heart, maybe, he is also drunk now, between brothers, maybe after the fight, he will be happy.
Okay, then let's fight and see how I wake you up
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei didn't worry anymore, clenched his right fist, and slammed it out, then Li Lanying also roared at this time, and met it with a punch, neither of them left any strength, each hit each other's face, and then bounced away.
This punch is mixed with their respective fairy bones, naturally they can't figure it out with the strength of the previous fight, fortunately, both of them are quite rough and thick at this time, so it's no big deal, Zhang Shifei Tengteng took five or six steps back, and then slammed on the tree, his face was hot, and Li Lanying rolled on the ground for a few times, and then jumped up, as if there was no pain, and hit it again.
Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, thinking to himself that this guy is really anti-beating, if he fights it hard, it is estimated that he will not be able to get any benefits, no way, the old routine.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei made up his mind, did not dodge, and rushed over again, only to see that Li Lanying attacked with another punch, Zhang Shifei dodged sideways, and then grabbed its arm with the momentum, and at the same time flew up, and his knee was just on top of Li Lanying's big belly, but when this move was successful, Zhang Shifei's face was in sharp pain, and it turned out that when he attacked, Li Lanying was another punch, and neither of them took advantage of it, and they were separated again in pain.
The force of this punch is really big enough, Zhang Shifei only felt dizzy, probably because of the impact on the brain, the scene in front of him was blurry, Zhang Shifei subconsciously rubbed his eyes, and suddenly his body lost balance, it turned out that Li Lanying kicked on his little stomach, Zhang Shifei only felt that the empty space in his stomach seemed to be kicked out, so he fell to the ground uncontrollably, and at this time, Li Lanying pounced on him with a strange scream.
Damn, you are really hard, Zhang Shifei scolded in his heart, Li Lanying, Li Lanying, no matter when, you will really make trouble for others, I saw that Li Lanying was about to press on his body, throwing away the power of the fairy bone for the time being, let's talk about his body, the big stone crushing the crab is enough to crush Zhang Shifei half to death, seeing that things are not good, Zhang Shifei can't help but think about it, so he leaned his back against the ground, raised his feet, and kicked the eagle from the bottom to the top.
Li Lanying is now completely attacking by instinct, where would he care about this, Zhang Shifei's feet were firmly pressed on him, he only felt a sharp pain in his legs, as if he was on a stone, and Li Lanying was also kicked out at the same time.
"Whew...... ............ "Zhang Shifei gasped and struggled to stand up, it seems that this is indeed the most difficult battle for him, no matter what aspect it is, if he doesn't kill him, he won't be able to subdue the damn fat man at all, but Zhang Shifei doesn't dare to do it, because he knows very well that he is still very naΓ―ve about controlling his demonic energy, if he is not careful and kills the fat man, then it will be too late for him to regret it."
However, he thought so, but the fat man didn't think so, Li Lanying was kicked by Zhang Shifei and fell to the ground, the pain stimulated his wildness even more, at this time, it was like a wounded beast, I saw him lying on the ground and screaming, and the demonic energy all over his body condensed again, Zhang Shifei saw this demonic energy, and suddenly secretly said that it was not good, this Li Lanying seems to be coming for real
Sure enough, I saw that Li Lanying jumped up, his eyes turned blood-red, and the fairy bones all over his body were mixed with demonic energy, turning into a color similar to purple and red.
Damn, sure enough.
Zhang Shifei secretly complained in his heart, the immortal bones in the third stage are like Mr. Cui's black snake qi, it seems that if you don't use all your strength, you will really be killed, no, I can't just die, if I want to die, at least I have to save this dead fat man
Zhang Shifei gritted his teeth, and then shouted, and the immortal bones all over his body exploded at the same time, the blue light shone, and a peacock-shaped demonic qi appeared behind it, just like a peacock in the dream.
In the woods, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying, peacocks and black bears, what a familiar scene, as if they were in the Yingzhou fairyland, in a trance, Zhang Shifei felt, maybe, this is really doomed, even if Cai Handong is not here, even if he doesn't use the eyes that can see right from wrong, Zhang Shifei also understands that there are indeed too many antecedents that foreshadow today's consequences.
But is this consequence bitter or sweet? I think I'll find out soon.
I saw that Li Lanying screamed, and the demonic energy in the shape of a big red bear shot towards Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei shook his head, and his peacock fairy bones also greeted him, and the demonic energy of the two was fighting in the air, and Zhang Shifei was also ruthless at this time, I saw him put a hand into his pocket, took out the three-soul talisman that Mr. Cui gave him, held him in his hand, and rushed towards the fat man, Li Lanying saw Zhang Shifei running towards him, and seemed to be with his heart, so he also waved his fist and rushed over.
At this time, the immortal bones of the two were fighting in the air, so the strength of the two was not as good as before, and the immortal bones were thrown away, the two of them were mortal fetuses to put it bluntly, Zhang Shifei dodged his fist, and then stepped forward to scuffle with him, the fists of the two kept beckoning to each other, Li Lanying had great strength after all, I saw him holding Zhang Shifei, and he threw her to the ground as soon as he used his strength, but Zhang Shifei endured his head and did not let go, so Li Lanying fell on Zhang Shifei's body. Zhang Shifei only felt that the skeleton of his body was about to be scattered, except for his fingernails, there was no place that did not hurt, but he still endured it.
What supported him was the belief in saving his brother, I saw him grit his teeth, and then grabbed Li Lanying's neck with one hand, Li Lanying supported the ground with both hands, and couldn't dodge for the time being, Zhang Shifei took the opportunity to stick the charm in his other hand on Li Lanying's head, and then he used all his strength, tilted his head back, and shouted at the same time: "You sober me up"
With a shout, Zhang Shifei pushed his head up ruthlessly, and his forehead smashed on Li Lanying's forehead, with a bang
Zhang Shifei not only felt his head buzzing, but at the same time, his eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.
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