"What is this called a manager? Do you think of you as a pet, and you can play with it however you want? The eldest brother of the art club said that he did not understand.

Brother Ye sighed: "Who knows! Maybe in the eyes of the manager, we employees are just pet dogs. ”

I asked, "Why did your manager look for you?" How did you offend him? Did he feel unhappy when he saw another manager promote you, and there was discord between the two managers, right? ”

Brother Ye said: "He was the one who promoted me at the beginning, and he is the one who is looking for it now." ”

I thought about it. Saying that he wanted to imply that you would send him some benefits, Brother Ye shook his head: "Definitely not, alas, you don't know......" I thought to myself, how can I know if you don't say it, but the little thing in the official unit, people who are not in it, really don't have the heart to know more. Especially a loose person like me who didn't eat the emperor's food, and I am not qualified to do that.

More than half a month later, I was chatting with customers in the Buddha store when I received a text message from Brother Ye: "Our manager's grandson climbed the window sill, fell from the third floor, and broke his leg. "I thought to myself, why do you have to tell me such things? Brother Ye sent again: "It seems that I have to be unlucky again, he has an accident at home and is in a bad mood, he will definitely look for me again." ”

I didn't understand, so I replied, "You must have offended the manager in some way." But if you don't say it, it's useless to complain to me. "Brother Ye didn't reply to the text message, but I started to drum in my heart, and I vaguely felt that Brother Ye always seemed to have something to say, but he couldn't say it. Combined with the fact that he lost the ancient method of shooting baby Buddha cards before, and said that two colleagues from his wife's unit offered the same Buddha card, one had a good effect, and the other was unlucky, and he always felt that Brother Ye had a ghost in his heart.

After sending the customers in the store away, I called Brother Ye and asked him if it was inconvenient and wanted to talk to him. Brother Ye said let me wait for a minute, and he went to the bathroom and then gave me back. On the phone again, I asked him directly if he was hiding something from me. Brother Ye said: "No, what can I hide from you." ”

I smiled and said, "Tell me the truth." Did you sell that ancient Dharma baby card to your manager? ”

Brother Ye didn't answer for a long time, I asked twice, and Brother Ye asked, "Boss Tian, I'll ask you a question first." Some people say that the ancient method of using blood is the best when making offerings to babies, is there such a thing? ”

I was surprised: "How do you know?" ”

Brother Ye said, "I don't know. It was our manager who said that he knew a lot of people, a few friends who often travel to Thailand, and there are also Chinese who do business in Thailand. ”

This is actually equivalent to admitting that the amulet is already in the hands of his manager. I hurriedly asked for details. Brother Ye cried with a sad face: "It's all because I don't have good hands and feet, so I let him snatch it!" ”

"What the hell is going on? How could your manager snatch your amulet? "I'm in a hurry.

Brother Ye sighed: "After work that day, I had to leave after changing my clothes, and the manager stopped me and went to his office to talk." It's about the process of my promotion. I pulled the paper out of my purse and accidentally took the amulet out and dropped it on the ground. Our manager was sharp-eyed and immediately asked me if it was a Thai amulet, and I was so scared that I almost couldn't pee. You know that, too. The public institution has very strict requirements for employing people, and it must be an atheist, if you let the manager know that I believe this, won't you kill me? He said no, but the manager had to take it and look at it, and told me for a long time that he had known that there was such a thing as a Thai Buddha card, and he also wanted to ask a friend to bring it back from Thailand, but he didn't understand, and asked me what this was. ”

I asked, "Did your manager take your word for you?" ”

Brother Ye said: "Where did I have time to think about it so much, so I made all the moves, telling him that this is an ancient method of taking babies, which can effectively make a wish come true." The manager asked me if you got your wish, I didn't say no, the manager pointed to my nose and said I was dishonest, this transfer did not succeed but was promoted to team leader, it must be the effect of the Buddha card, I said how that day when I was considering the candidate, I suddenly remembered you, I never thought about you before. Later, I vigorously admitted my mistake, saying that this amulet was given to me by a friend to wear and play, and I never made a wish. The manager told me not to think about it, saying that people have times when they don't know the truth, but this Thai Buddha card must not be worn, this is called strange power, so I confiscated it, and let me keep quiet, otherwise I will be punished according to the rules. ”

Hearing this, I was also surprised: "The amulet card was confiscated by your manager?" He didn't say anything else? ”

Brother Ye replied with a wry smile: "No, I don't dare to ask, it's already good if he doesn't punish me, what dare you say!" ”

I asked, "In that case, you don't have to lie to me that you lost it, just say that if you want to buy it, it's over, and you have to pay 8,000 yuan anyway." "Brother Ye said that he couldn't help it, the manager couldn't say anything about the confiscation, told me to buy it, and it was difficult to guarantee that I wouldn't tell his brother-in-law in the future.

I thought to myself, too, and asked him why the manager kept looking for you. Brother Ye said: "Once the manager asked me if I understood the Thai Buddha card, I said I didn't understand, it was my friend who understood it very well. The manager asked me to ask you, I heard that the ancient method of shooting babies for blood is particularly good, but how dare I ask, don't you show the stuffing when you ask, the Buddha card is lost and ask you, obviously there is a ghost. I searched the Internet and saw that someone said that if you use your own blood to worship the ancient method of taking babies, the effect can be enhanced many times, which can be said to be a wish come true, so I replied to the manager and said that there is such a thing. ”

This time, I completely understood, Brother Ye's manager confiscated the Buddha card, and sure enough, he was secretly worshipping, and I don't know where to inquire about the gossip, saying that the ancient method of patting babies can provide blood.

"How can you reply to your manager like that? The ancient method of beating babies must not supply blood, otherwise it will provoke the baby! "I was speechless.

Brother Ye asked why with a weak heart, and I said: "Baby-swatting is a righteous god, when ancient Cambodia was fighting with the enemy, every soldier and general had to wear a baby-swatting method, which is equivalent to the god of war." Later, the battle was lost, and many soldiers were buried alive by the enemy, and those who beat the babies were buried in the ground with the corpses and blood of the soldiers. The baby god failed to bless the soldiers, the mana was sluggish, and there were often many supernatural phenomena in that ancient battlefield. Later, Long Po Su Shen used profound mana to bless the baby god into the Buddha card again, and continued to be worshipped. But it hates war, and the most disliked it is that it can be multiplied when it encounters blood, but then it will be unlucky. Many brand dealers in order to let customers experience the best effect, will mislead them with blood supply, the initial effect is very good, that is really called a strong wish, but the later unlucky is also the customer, but some customers to a few months or even a year later began to be unlucky, then go back to find a card dealer, either can not find anyone, or say that the expiration is not changed, or say that you have a problem with your own worship method. ”

After listening to my explanation, Brother Ye suddenly realized: "No wonder, no wonder our manager was rated as an advanced individual in the province just a few days after confiscating my amulet, and he smiled when he saw me those days, and I was also very happy, thinking that the 8,000 yuan was worth the loss, and it was the most important thing to be able to win the manager's favor." But it didn't take long for his luck to get worse again, first the provincial inspection team criticized our unit's unclear accounts and deducted the manager's bonus for half a year, and then someone wrote a report letter saying that our manager received money, and then his grandson fell off the windowsill again. The manager saw that I had a black face and was always looking for trouble with me, do you think you can blame me for this? It was he who insisted on taking my Buddha card and worshipping it indiscriminately, what was wrong with me! ”

This matter is really complicated, I thought about it for a long time, so I had to say: "I really don't blame you for this matter, I can only blame your hand, and I talked to the manager that day, and when I got the documents, I had to drop the Buddha card." ”

Brother Ye cried in a mournful voice: "What should I do?" What could go wrong on the manager's side? "Soil helps craftsmen.

I can only smile: "It's hard to say, anyway, I've been a card dealer for two years, and the ancient method of auctioning babies sold by my hands hasn't been sold by anyone, and none of the customers have to use blood." But I've heard that all the people who are blood supply to shoot babies are all repulsed in the end, and I don't know how miserable it is, and you managers can only resign themselves to fate. ”

"So, can I be unlucky?" Brother Ye was scared.