Chapter 423: Entering the Demon Mirror Middle Realm
"Ciao, then I still won't go, you said that you cheated me, and if I go, wouldn't I be a fool?" I said with a pull on my face.
Xie Yanglong smiled hesitantly and said, "Okay, I'll raise my hands and feet in favor!" However, if you don't go to the Demon Mirror Middle Realm, then I won't help you destroy the Hades. ”
I picked my nose, glanced at the fat man, and said, "Why don't you trust me so much?" ”
The fat man said, "I trust you, but I don't trust your three-legged cat kung fu." ”
I snorted a few times and said, "Can you give some face?" When the bad guy had the Blood Spirit Sword and four divine beads before, it was the existence of the Hanging Bomb Heaven. ”
The fat man opened his mouth and squirted: "Blow, you can blow as much as you want, anyway, I'd rather believe Ah Neng's words than believe you." ”
I thought at this time, when I unsealed the Blood Spirit Sword and ate the four divine beads, Xie Yanglong was not by my side, he naturally didn't see the scene of me and Ming Chen fighting the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, he regarded my words as blowing water, that was normal, and I didn't have anything to be more serious, and then I was puzzled, who was Ah Neng that this dead fat man was talking about?
So I asked, "Who is Ah Neng?" ”
Xie Yanglong said: "Ah Neng is a mentally handicapped old man in my hometown village. ”
I sighed helplessly a few more times, and said, "Okay, I promise you to go to that ghost place in the mirror realm, but you have to promise that I won't hang up in it, otherwise, I won't let you go if I become a ghost!" ”
Xie Yanglong smiled and said: "It's okay, if you become a powerful ghost, come to me, anyway, I, a soul hunter, are now short of powerful ghosts, if I can catch a powerful ghost, I can make a lot of money again, hehe." As he spoke, he rubbed his palms with a sinister face.
When I heard this, I was speechless for a while......
Xie Yanglong said again: "Since you have agreed, then, we will start acting at night, and when the time comes, I will do something, open the entrance to the realm of the Demon Mirror, send you in, and then you get those four evil ghosts, and then come out of it, and then we will go out to celebrate." ”
I said with a dejected face, "What if I can't get out?" ”
Xie Yanglong, the dead fat man, said lightly: "Then I'll go to dinner." ”
When I heard this, I immediately became unhappy.
This guy added: "I'm going to have a funeral dinner, as if I was sending you off for the last ride, you see that I'm righteous enough haha!" ”
I said, "Believe it or not, I'm going to give you a ride right now?" ”
Xie Yanglong still smiled obscenely and said, "Don't believe it! ”
I was under the table and suddenly flew over with a sudden kick......
"Bump!"
I kicked it by surprise and kicked it between the legs of the dead fat man...... I suspect the muffled sound was the sound of popping eggs......
"Ouch!"
Xie Yanglong was kicked by me like this, the whole person fell backwards, fell to the ground, and then rolled back a few times like an elastic ball, embarrassed, and then stopped.
I smirked, quickly stood up, and shouted, "Boss, pay the bill!" Then he quickly slipped away.
Xie Yanglong hurriedly got up, pointed at me and scolded: "You grandson, don't run, I'm going to kill you!" So saying, he was about to catch up.
But at this moment, the owner of the shop came out and pulled his ball-like body back.
"Young man, don't forget to pay for the meal!" The boss said with a calm face.
Xie Yanglong was pulled by the boss like this, and he was even more angry, he naturally thought of it, I shouted to pay just now, just to let the boss come to help me drag him down, so that he couldn't catch up, but, in the face of the boss of this food stall, he was embarrassed to attack, and finally had to smile a few times, and said to the boss: "Boss, it was the guy who shouted to pay just now, and the guy slipped away after eating, I am helping you chase him back, since you have also found out, then let's chase it together, do you think I am very kind?" Okay, so it's decided, chase! So saying, he pointed to my distant back, and chased after me.
Outcome......
It was around 8 p.m.
Xie Yanglong and I are in my dormitory.
Xie Yanglong was meditating, and he was doing something to his gossip mirror, opening the entrance to the middle realm of the Demon Mirror, so that I could enter inside.
At this time, I was naked, my upper body was naked, and my whole body was painted with the blood talisman of the Qiankun Tianyuan Mantra, not even the soles of my feet, and they were painted with my yin and yang blood, and these things on my body were drawn in order to ensure that the three demons in the middle realm of the Demon Mirror did not dare to attack me. This method was thought up by Xie Yanglong, and I don't know if it works.
At this time, Xie Yanglong was very focused, his every move was like a real Taoist priest, and the level was very high, but, I don't know why, every time I looked at his face, I felt like laughing......
It's not that he has a fat head and brain, or how funny his meditating action is, well, it's just that my laughter is a little lower, his eyes are just a little swollen, his mouth is a little crooked, his nose is a little collapsed, what's so funny?
Of course, I won't tell you that the way he looks now is the masterpiece of the boss of the food stall......
"Grandson! Don't snicker, don't think I don't know with my eyes closed! Xie Yanglong was still doing the Dharma with his eyes closed, and suddenly he was so serious that he sprayed at me.
When I heard him say this, I laughed even louder, and I quibbled, "I didn't laugh, which eye did you see me laughing?" Ha ha! ”
"I've got eyes all over my body!" Xie Yanglong spat at the mouth, and then he said, "If I don't need to hide my identity, the three-legged cat kung fu of the boss of the food stall is enough for me?" I kicked him right on the branch and hung up! ”
I picked my nose, glanced at him, and said, "The water doesn't blow like this, maybe people are also a master of deep concealment, maybe they are also trying to hide their identity, so they just teach you a light lesson and stop it, if people come up with a real level, maybe a finger will poke your head." ”
Xie Yanglong said: "If he hides deeply, then why am I hiding in the heart of the earth, and he is still hiding deeply?" What kind of kung fu can a food stall owner have? ”
I looked at his foaming and swollen nose and face, and I thought it was so funny that I couldn't help it, and finally laughed......
"Hahaha, dead fatty, I suddenly found out that you are very talented in comedy, and if you become an actor, you may be able to take over the class of the star master."
Xie Yanglong directly spewed out a word: "Get out!" ”
At this moment, as soon as he closed his hands, the gossip mirror placed in front of him suddenly scattered a white light, which hit the ceiling above his head, and a swirling white light gap appeared on the ceiling.
The entrance to the realm in the Demon Mirror is opened......
Xie Yanglong breathed a deep sigh of relief, then opened his eyes, glanced at me, and said, "You get out of here, I don't want to see you again!" ”
I took a few clicks, jumped into the entrance, and entered......