Chapter 264: Old Split
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Chapter 264: The Old Part
Who is Zhang Wencai? Zhang Shifei had an impression in his heart, but he couldn't remember where he had seen this name. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
I saw that Mr. Cui was rubbing his hand on the mirror as if kneading the dough, and the mirror surface was not clean, and it was even more dirty when he smeared it like this, and at this moment, Zhang Shifei raised his eyebrows, because he felt that the mirror seemed to slowly begin to gather some special 'qi', and at this moment, Mr. Cui quickly raised his hand and threw the mirror into the gap in the broken basin.
There was a soft pop, and the mirror was submerged by the water in the enamel jar, and as it sank to the bottom, it pressed against the dried mugwort that had been scattered by the blisters.
At the same time, Zhang Shifei saw Yi Xinxing on the side quickly snorting his clothes to ensure that his appearance was neat, while Mr. Cui quickly wiped his face, smoothed out the expression of the previous half of the skin and did not smile, and then began to look intently at the water in the enamel tank.
Actually, Zhang Shifei really didn't believe that he could coke with the ghost of the underworld with just two tinkers, but after just a few seconds, he completely believed it.
After all, his eyes were not bad, and he could see clearly that the mirror at the bottom of the tank was just able to reflect the shape of the moon, and at the same time, the more intense the breath that appeared before, gushing out of the mirror, giving people the feeling of fuel. Qi is all locked in this tank of water, Zhang Shifei can clearly feel that they are constantly condensing, rotating, it seems that because of the relationship between these gases, the moon reflected on the mirror also began to blur, suddenly, Zhang Shifei saw the moon on the mirror tremble, and then disappeared, at this moment, the water surface of this tank also had a ripple, after the ripples, a thing that seemed to be a human figure appeared on the surface of the water, looking at it like a reflection.
However, this reflection is definitely not the three of them
Zhang Shifei opened his mouth in surprise, the image floated, but it became clearer and clearer, just the head, and the lower body could not be seen, and finally Zhang Shifei finally saw the appearance of this shadow clearly.
This is a middle-aged man, who looks about fifty years old, with bitter eyebrows, eyes and beard, and a sharp and thin face.
That's right, the middle point, the middle point of Qi brush, not a partial score, just like Mr. Cui's type, the bombarded head, combed a crack of thunder, and the eyes of this old guy are the same as when Mr. Cui usually pits people and holds back money, at that moment, Zhang Shifei seems to have hallucinated, he thought to himself whether this should be Mr. Cui and his father
No, the face shape is different, Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, the two of them don't want to look good at all, but why are their expressions so similar? Don't............ I remembered Zhang Shifei and suddenly remembered why he decided to be so familiar with the name Zhang Wencai, it was because this name could be seen every day in Fuze Hall
Because this name is written on the tablet, whenever he goes out, Mr. Cui will go to incense, this Zhang Wencai is the former owner of Fukuzawatang
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei suddenly stood in awe of this old guy floating on the water, the first generation of the shopkeeper of Fuzetang, ah, I really didn't expect that I could still see the living, ah no, it was dead, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, it turned out that this split said that he wanted to move the rescuers, that is, to ask his previous boss for help, think about Mr. Cui is so young, the Tao is so deep, and then look at this old guy, the eyebrows and eyes are not smiling at the fairy wind bones, this makes him handsome, and Zhang Shifei remembered again, it is this old guy, followed Uncle Lin and the others in the Yifu Pavilion, who helped Liang Yun'er's parents when he was young, he was so fierce at that time, and after a few decades, his Taoism should be higher, at least much higher than Mr. Cui.
This is the standard appearance of Zhang Shifei in his heart, it seems that there is really hope this time, Zhang Shifei swallowed and foamed, and then clenched my fists, quite nervous, and suddenly had a feeling of facing a master, I really don't know, this master or a ghost or something, what kind of hints will be given to them.
Yi Xinxing obviously knew this old guy, and when he saw the shadow of his hometown surface, he immediately smiled, but Mr. Cui put on a look as if he had just been beaten by five or six big men with steel pipes, with a bitter smile on his face, and the figure on the water turned his eyes, as if he saw him.
I saw Mr. Cui stretch out his right hand and scratch the back of his head, then opened his mouth and said, "Hehe............"
"You're a fart" The figure on the water frowned when he saw Mr. Cui smirking, and then scolded him: "Didn't you let me come out?" ”
Adversity? Zhang Shifei blinked, and then wondered in his heart, why did the old man who looked so solemn say something so untasteful? And Mr. Cui, when he saw the old man scolding him, he was not angry, nor did he reply to his mouth, but quickly nodded and said, "What, Uncle Wen, is the money I burned for you last month enough to spend?" ”
"It's enough to spend six, damn." That Uncle Wen buckled his nose, and then said to Mr. Cui with some unhappiness: "When I was alive, where did I lose the landlord?" But I didn't expect that after I died, I would be so unconscious, those beasts, saying that they are ghosts, they are so wronged by them, they are even better than ghosts, where have you and I suffered this kind of wretchedness, hurry up, send me some more, I want to turn the book. ”
Feelings are losing money, Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing glanced at each other and smiled embarrassedly, thinking that he would be able to pick this time, but there was no way, he had to turn his head to Uncle Wen and say, "No problem, I'll mail you a few hundred billion more, by the way, how can you lose?" Didn't use a four-phase diagram? ”
What is a four-phase diagram? Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes and didn't speak, now he understands, what kind of well water is the mirror to put it bluntly, it's the same as video chatting, although it is to invite ghosts to come out, but it can only see their influence, this Uncle Wen should still be 'over there', that is, the underworld.
It's high-tech enough.
I saw that Uncle Wen turned his head and spat at the mouth, Zhang Shifeiyue's decision Mr. Cui's actions were carved out of the same mold as this Uncle Wen, and I saw it say to Mr. Cui: "Don't mention it, mention my choking fire, I'm a ghost now, and I use a fart four-phase diagram, Wang Fugui and his daughter-in-law didn't go to reincarnation, so this time they can take revenge............"
Mr. Cui smiled bitterly and didn't interject, Zhang Shifei wanted to ask, but he didn't dare, so the three of them had to listen quietly to a bad old ghost with a mouth like a knife and keep talking about the boring incident of gathering people to gamble over there, Zhang Shifei was speechless in his heart, he looked at Mr. Cui, thinking what are you doing separately, is this still looking for ghost help? How does it feel like a student who goes out to school in the dormitory and plays mahjong in the dormitory?
No way, listen, anyway, there is still time, Zhang Shifei sighed, that Uncle Wen's mouth was like a machine gun, and he said suddenly, just like that, more than ten minutes passed, only to see it sigh on the water, and then said: "Retribution, this is really ............ Hey, by the way, what are you doing with me this time? ”
Finally picked the key point Zhang Shifei was overjoyed, looking at the old gang dish on the water, thinking that it was finally finished, Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui again, and thought in his heart, hurry up and get to the point.
Mr. Cui is not a fool, he also knows in his heart that the time has come, but he didn't say it explicitly, but deliberately leaned forward, and then said with a sad face: "Uncle Wen, woo, I let the family beat ............."
"It's a good beating" Uncle Wen immediately laughed when he heard it, and then pointed at Mr. Cui and said, "After I die, no one will clean you up, so who will beat you?" Okay, thank him for me, then give him my address, and I'll have two drinks with him when that person dies. ”
I X Zhang was speechless for a moment, he looked at this old guy with a hippie smile, and thought to himself, where are you, what else can you do but gloat?
Mr. Cui was obviously speechless, but it still didn't get angry, which made Zhang Shifei very surprised, just imagine, when did this invincible division suffer this kind of loss? He was sure that if it had been put on someone else's body, Mr. Cui would have blown up the temple a long time ago, but he didn't know why, Mr. Cui's temper disappeared without a trace in front of Uncle Wen, just like the classic lines in the classic "New Year's Greetings" of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 1998.
This kind of contrast, it's too big, hey, Zhang Shifei suddenly had an idea in his heart, the reason why Mr. Cui didn't want Zhang Shifei to be at the scene before, in fact, was that he was afraid that he would see this scene, Gao Fushuai directly became short and ugly, just like those dead otaku who bragged around on the Internet, saying that they knew astronomy and geography, but after going offline, they rushed to the floor tiles without hesitation.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei also smiled awkwardly, it seems that everyone has their own secrets, this sentence is really true.
When Mr. Cui heard that Uncle Wen counted him, he didn't react at all, and still said to Uncle Wen with a bitter face: "But Uncle Wen, you have to know ............."
"I know a fart" Uncle Wen replied: "You said that you have no humanity, even my plagued old ghost is fooled, look at you, if you have hair, you are better than a monkey, who can beat you?" Don't talk to me all this useless, hurry up, I'm not happy to talk to you, is Yi Nazi here? Let him come over. ”
Zhang Shifei is really a little unpredictable about this old branch, its mouth is very poisonous, but there seems to be this other component between the words, how to say it, it is like a little hatred of iron and steel, and Zhang Shifei feels that its words are not sincere at all, because...... It even scolded itself.
This is really an old elf and an old spirit, this old ghost is really a very elf, this Uncle Wen judged from his words that he was shaking him, and the trick was exposed, Mr. Cui couldn't help but pout, and said softly like a child: "Cut." ”
Uncle Wen glared at him and didn't speak, Yi Xinxing was beside him, and when he heard this Uncle Wen calling him, he hurriedly stepped forward, and then smiled at Uncle Wen and said, "Uncle Wen is good, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
Uncle Wen nodded, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "Old Ghost Lin is not dead yet?" ”
Yi Xinxing replied with a smile: "His old man is in good health now, but sometimes he tells me that he misses you a little." ”
"He misses me?" Uncle Wen pursed his lips, just like Mr. Cui's expression just now, only to see him say: "Yi, you have also learned badly, how can you learn to deceive ghosts?" ”
Yi Xinxing scratched his head, and then muttered sincerely: "I didn't lie to you. ”
Uncle Wen was silent for a while, and for a moment, his expression seemed to be a little sad, this sadness was indescribable, just like the memory of the past after experiencing the vicissitudes of life, but this expression was fleeting, and he saw him sigh at Yi Xinxing: "Forget it, don't talk about it, you go back and help me bring a message to the old ghost, tell him to let him die early, I have no one to bully and die of boredom." ”
Yi Xinxing smiled awkwardly and agreed vaguely, Uncle Wen smiled, and then said to Yi Xinxing: "You guys, are you in any trouble?" ”
Yi Xinxing nodded, and Uncle Wen said, "Okay, then I know, stinky, come over to me."
This stinky man naturally describes Mr. Cui, Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui looked like a living slave at this time, so he hurriedly stepped forward, and then said to Uncle Wen with a smile on his face: "Look...... If I can solve it, I won't let you understand it. ”
"Alright, alright." I saw Uncle Wen wave his hand at him, and then seemed to be a little impatient and said, "I told you not to rely on us old guys, but to understand independently...... Forget it, let's not take it as an example, just this time, come on, pick the important ones, I'm worried that I won't be able to do it in an hour. ”
After Mr. Cui heard him say this, he smiled, and then said: "Don't worry, Lao Yi and I have improved the well water painting mirror, if you have nothing to do with it, I guess we can talk until dawn." ”
After hearing him say this, a touch of relief quietly appeared between Uncle Wen's eyebrows, probably because his successor had learned something, such a difficult topic was actually understated by Mr. Cui, but it still said to Mr. Cui very seriously: "How can I have that idle time, I said it slippery"
Mr. Cui didn't dare to slack off, so he sat on the ground, lowered his head, and used his eloquence to tell the original story of the matter to this clerk in the shortest possible time, without a word of nonsense, and when it came to the fact that Na Ranxi actually had a formation that could have the same effect as the 'Seven Treasures White Jade Wheel', Uncle Wen was stunned for a moment, and then said to Mr. Cui with contempt: "Hey, don't you also want me to peek at the book of life and death?" Let's talk about it first, I just want to see it, but I'm not a ghost. ”
The Book of Life and Death? What does this have to do with the Book of Life and Death? Zhang Shifei blinked again, and then thought in his heart, it seems that he will have a chance to take a look at the book that Mr. Cui said before in the future, although it is quite boring, but after all, he recorded his previous experience, and suddenly, Zhang Shifei was very curious about Mr. Cui and their previous experiences, but this is a later story, so I will not mention it here.
Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to Uncle Wen: "No, I've eaten enough of the lesson, I asked you to come out this time, just to ask you, the monster who has fallen into the devil's way, or a person, is there any salvation?" ”
When Uncle Wen heard Mr. Cui say this, he asked him, "You mean the guy who works in our store?" ”
Mr. Cui nodded, Zhang Shifei listened to them finally get to the point, and his heart suddenly began to beat wildly, you know, this is the last hope, his current mood is really extremely worried, for fear that this old ghost named Zhang Wencai will say the word 'no help', if that is the case, it will undoubtedly sentence Zhang Shifei to death, and open the prelude to the catastrophe in this world.
Fortunately, that Uncle Wen didn't say these two words.
After hearing Mr. Cui's question, he quickly asked, "That guy, is it voluntary?" ”
"Of course not" Zhang Shifei couldn't hold back anymore, and couldn't help but open his mouth and said anxiously, Uncle Wen blinked, and Mr. Cui didn't stop him, so he let Zhang Shifei get closer, Uncle Wen looked at Zhang Shifei, and said to him: "You are that Zhang?" Hey, we're in our own house. ”
Of course, Zhang Shifei didn't have the patience to discuss the matter of going back to the source with this old ghost at this time, so he opened his mouth and said: "Wen, hello Wen, my friend can't be a demon of his own volition, there must be a monster forcing him to be like this, really, I understand him, because he doesn't have the guts or ambition." ”
After listening to Zhang Shifei's words, Uncle Wen closed his eyes, and after thinking for a while, he said to him, "Then there is a chance." ”
The opportunity is great Zhang Shifei was immediately overjoyed, and Mr. Cui was also surprised, only to see him say to Uncle Wen: "Uncle Wen, what can you do?" You don't have to ask anyone about it, it's a serious matter. ”
Uncle Wen smiled slightly, and then said to Mr. Cui, "Who else do you need to ask?" Didn't you think of such a simple solution? ”
Mr. Cui was stunned, simple? He thought to himself, don't joke about my own uncle, it's easier to become a demon? You know, that's a catastrophe
Uncle Wen on the water saw that Mr. Cui was stunned, so he said to him: "You, you, in the end, you still lack practice and can't calm down." ”
Mr. Cui was speechless, Zhang Shifei was even more speechless, why does this sentence sound so familiar?
"But I ......" Mr. Cui shook his head, and finally didn't say it all, indeed, this time he really had no choice, Uncle Wen was right, in this world, there is no absolute, people are like this, they can't be complacent, once they are complacent, they will stop their steps, in fact, people just can't stop breaking through, so there is never an end to it, so everyone is actually very lacking in practice.
Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Uncle Wen: "You are right, I really can't help it this time, so what should I do about this matter?" ”
I saw that Uncle Wen shook his head, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You tell me first, what is a demon?" ”
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