Chapter 16: The Shura Knife and the Pretty Medicine Fork
Well, no, if I beat my apprentice to pieces in three moves, then I'll go there and find another apprentice with the same bone as the back of my head, no, I just need to touch him lightly, and then he can't help but disagree, hehe, just do it, "Boy, take it." ”
I saw Yue Laosan stabbing at Duan Yu, but he used three points of force, for fear that he would give his baby apprentice a smash at once, if he really gave a, it is estimated that there is no place to cry.
Duan Yu had already learned Ling Bo micro-step, and he had already practiced very skillfully, seeing Yue Laosan attacking him, he took a wrong step and dodged the blow, and then stepped on Lingbo micro-step, like a little woman in a circle in small steps, moving quickly around this Yue Laosan, Yue Laosan made one move after another, one move and one move faster, but even the side of Duan Yu's clothes did not touch it.
"What a clever body, when did Yu'er learn this body. Why don't you tell us a word? Duan Zhengming said secretly in his heart.
Duan Yu has always disliked practicing martial arts, he thinks that it is too straw to solve problems by force, as the so-called reason to go all over the world, he feels that when he encounters others fighting, he will go up to persuade him, and he can't fight anymore, but unfortunately, the idea is good, people in the rivers and lakes, if they are educated, how can they come out and run the rivers and lakes, they are all outlaws, people with their heads pinned to their trouser belts, who is willing to listen to him as a nerd, no, Wuliang Mountain has suffered a big loss, so he has lost his life, When he thought that his life was coming to an end, Duan Yu regretted it, he thought in his heart, if I could never, I would definitely learn martial arts well, what is reasonable to go all over the world, it is all nonsense, and only a fool like me will believe it, hmph, if I know martial arts, how can I end up like this.
Unexpectedly, God really gave him this opportunity to start over, let him eat two of the world's most awesome poisons, the two poisons were reconciled in the abdomen, and his body was invulnerable, and at that time he practiced the Northern Shengong, a little prince who grew up in the palace, the Duan family's Dumiao Miao, grew up eating ginseng Ganoderma lucidum, and he didn't practice martial arts, resulting in the medicinal power of these drugs hidden in the body.
Although this pure internal force will not directly turn Duan Yu into a martial arts master, it is no problem to dodge with Yue Laosan a few times, now it is just to dodge him with three moves, that is, Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts, a piece of cake, soon, Yue Laosan's three moves have passed, and the whole person is stupid.
Lao Tzu didn't hit that little rabbit cub, um....impossible, this can't be, I didn't even hit this little rabbit cub who doesn't know martial arts, I.
Seeing that Yue Laosan was stunned, Duan Yu shouted, "Hey, Yue Laosan, say okay, if you can't touch me within three moves, you have to worship me as a teacher, otherwise you will be a turtle son bastard." Now you haven't touched me within three moves, shouldn't you worship me as a teacher, but I won't be your master, because you're too stupid, so let's go, otherwise you'll be a turtle son bastard. ”
Duan Zhengchun smiled faintly and thought, "Yu'er has finally grown up and knows how to practice martial arts, but there is still a lack of consideration when doing things, although this Yue Laosan is not as good as my Duan family, but it is more than enough to be a nurse, so it's a waste to let it go like this." ”
Yue Laosan shouted after hearing Duan Yu's words, "No, no, you didn't count as a martial arts contest with me just now, you just dodged, you have to compete once, otherwise it doesn't count, it doesn't count." After speaking, Yue Laosan made a few very vicious strange faces with scissors.
Hearing that Yue Laosan still wants to do it with himself, and it is a martial arts competition, he is a little bottomless, thinking that he hated martial arts at the beginning, and he has never learned any boxing techniques, and now he will only take a Ling Bo microstep, how is this good, Zheng Huang saw Duan Zhengchun in a flash, hey, there is, his father is here, what is there to be afraid of.
Duan Yu took a step to the left and came to Duan Zhengchun, a little embarrassed, after all, when Duan Zhengchun asked him to practice martial arts, Takeshi had never heard of it once, "Daddy, this." ”
Duan Zhengchun knew what was going on as soon as he saw Duan Yu's expression, of course he knew that his son's two catties and two were his father, looking at Duan Yu's skills, it was okay to make three moves with Yue Laosan at the beginning, Yue Laosan should not have done his best, but now, Yue Laosan was annoyed and angry, and he would not leave his strength anymore.
At that moment, make a look and tell Duan Yu that I am here, you can rest assured. After Duan Yu saw Duan Zhengchun's eyes, he was determined in his heart, this is with his father, and the sky will not fall, because there is still a father.
As soon as he raised his head, Duan Yu said, "Yue Laosan, since you said so, I will have another game with you, but this is the last time, if you lose again, you can't regret it, you must leave quickly, otherwise you are what you are, you know it yourself." ”
Yue Lao Sanwei screamed, his eyes widened, and said, "I know, if I regret it, I will be a bastard of the turtle's son." Hmph, little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu let you make the first move, come on. ”
Duan Yu glanced at Duan Zhengchun, then raised his left hand, his finger pointed at Yue Laosan, and Duan Zhengchun, who was standing behind Duan Yu's left, made a hidden tilt of his right hand, and his index finger made a Dali Duan's peerless learning, and a yang finger flew towards Yue Laosan by grazing the bottom of Duan Yu's arm.
The people around couldn't see the doorway, they just thought that Duan Yu was good at kung fu, and applauded loudly, and the inner guards present shouted one by one, "Little Wang Ye is heroic." ”
Dao Baifeng and Duan Zhengchun, who were standing not far away, also didn't see clearly because Duan Yu had his back to them, and their smiling faces bloomed one by one. I am very relieved in my heart, this Yu'er is finally enlightened, the martial arts are already so strong, even the notorious Yue Laosan can be restrained with one move, it is really amazing, the current reputation is compared with Zhou Shaolong beside him, and he found that his son is really the best, turned his head and said to Zhou Shaolong, "Shaolong, you and Yu'er must practice martial arts diligently in the future, and when you meet a good player like Yue Laosan, you can also have the strength to fight, so that when you walk the rivers and lakes, your life can be regarded as saving half of it, In the future, I will arrange special personnel to teach you the experience of walking the rivers and lakes......"
After saying a lot, Zhou Shaolong didn't figure out what Dao Baifeng wanted to say, anyway, he just nodded and said yes.
As for Mu Wanqing, she had already run to Duan Yu's side at this time, she looked funny, so she walked to Duan Yu's side and said to Yue Laosan, "Yue Laosan, why haven't you fulfilled your promise, didn't you say that you want to worship Brother Duan as a teacher, otherwise you will be the son of a turtle and a bastard." ”
Listening to Mu Wanqing's slightly mocking words, Yue Laosan bared his teeth for a while, and he was angry in his heart, but he thought that if he didn't worship Duan Yu as a teacher, he would be a turtle son bastard, this is really terrible, Yue Laosan was most afraid that others would say that he was a turtle son bastard, and the thought of being a turtle son bastard was a burst of anger, forget it, it's a big deal that I won't see Duan Yu this little rabbit cub for the rest of my life.
glared at Mu Wanqing viciously, and said loudly, "Hmph, my second brother in law is dead, and I don't want to be the son of the turtle." After speaking, he walked directly in front of Duan Yu, stood up, knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and shouted at the same time, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." After this set of apprenticeship rituals, he quickly stood up and turned back, and with a whoosh, he ran away.
Hey, seeing Yue Laosan running away, Mu Wanqing shouted at her back, seeing that she really couldn't catch up, she turned around and said to Duan Yu, "Brother Duan, look at your apprentice, you were so polite just now, you have to clean him up after seeing him next time." ”
Duan Yu smiled awkwardly and said, "Brother and sister, you don't know, it was my father's credit to be able to restrain Yue Laosan just now, that finger was actually typed by him, next time I see Yue Laosan, hehe, it is estimated that I am the one who fell to the ground to apprentice." ”
It seems that he will have to practice closely in the future, it is really uncomfortable to be despised by others, thinking of Yue Laosan's eyes when he looked at him, it strengthened Duan Yu's idea of practicing martial arts.
Everyone ate very well that night, especially Zhou Shaolong, what he ate was called a fragrant, and when he opened his mouth, he could see what was in his throat and eyes, of course, it was an exaggeration. Bear paw, I ate half of it, and the remaining half was given to Duan Yu, phoenix claws, that is, chicken paws, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, delicious almost swallowed the tongue in the stomach, most of it was also eliminated by Zhou Shaolong, fine wine, or cold wine, this wine for some reason, sweet and fragrant, like a drink, Zhou Shaolong dislikes small cups and can't enjoy it, they are all filled with bowls, bowl by bowl, Duan Zhengming who saw it was in his heart, I wiped it, there are fifty altars in the palace, Zhou Shaolong killed one altar alone, this posture, I can't stop it.
In the end, Zhou Shaolong drank a jar of wine and fell directly drunk on the table, fortunately, Zhou Shaolong and finally were honest, there was no habit of talking drunk, as soon as Zhou Shaolong was drunk, Duan Zhengming took the opportunity to say that he had eaten almost, so he dispersed, Duan Zhengchun happened to have eaten almost, and withdrew to Zhennan Wangfu with his wife, son and Zhou Shaolong and his wife.
Zhou Shaolong was a mess, he only felt that he was lying in a soft place, especially his face, as if he was pressed in a very soft and fragrant place, and rubbed it comfortably, it was so refreshing, when he opened his eyes, ah, Zhou Shaolong, who was so scared that he was drunk, jumped up directly, and his head reached the roof. Poof, he fell to the ground again, but it didn't hurt when he fell to the ground, it was his head, it hurt, Zhou Shaolong held his head with both hands, grinning in pain, this pain made him wake up a lot, and take a look, this is his bedroom, isn't this the carriage when he arrived at the palace, and looked at it again, and saw Mu Wanqing looking at herself with a blushing face, the clothes on her body were a little messy, especially on her chest, which was rubbed by the oil on Zhou Shaolong's mouth.
"Zhou Lang, are you okay, why did you suddenly jump up. The headache doesn't hurt. Mu Wanqing helped Zhou Shaolong up and asked with a concerned face.
I slept well just now, but I didn't sleep honestly, always taking advantage of myself, always rubbing my face against my chest, I wanted to put Zhou Shaolong aside, but I was worried that Zhou Shaolong was not honest when he slept honestly, and his head hit the carriage, and he was not honest when he slept in his arms, and he always took advantage of himself, and when he was hesitating, Zhou Shaolong jumped up and startled Mu Wanqing.
At this moment, the carriage stopped, and when he was wondering why the carriage stopped, Duan Yu's voice was remembered outside the Jiuting carriage, "Brother and sister, when you arrive at the palace, help the second brother down, hurry up and send him to the bedroom, don't catch a cold again." ”
Zhou Shaolong heard Duan Yu's words and realized that when he arrived at the palace, he no longer hesitated, and took Mu Wanqing's hand to pick up the carriage curtain and walked out of the carriage. Duan Zhengchun and Dao Baifeng were also outside the carriage, and it seemed that they had just gotten off.
Suddenly, outside the empty Zhennan Palace, a woman's cold voice came to mind, "Wan'er, come home with me." ”
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