Chapter Ninety-Two: Ghost Longing

This sudden situation has given us all a foothold,

"What the hell." Although the fog on the river surface is not the kind of white fog, but it also seriously affects the vision, I vaguely feel that there is something in the water, but when I look carefully, I can't see it really, I was curious, and subconsciously walked two steps to the side of the bridge,

"Don't die." Lu Dachuan shouted,

I immediately came to my senses, turned my head to look, and saw that they were all already with bows and arrows, staring at the water with full vigilance, I was afraid that I would not be able to shoot arrows well, so I pulled out the spear on my back with my backhand, and when the slightest mist flowed on the bridge deck, I felt like I had fallen into an ice cellar, and I couldn't help but shiver,

Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er took a breath almost at the same time and said, "Why is it so cold that people can't stand it." ”

Lu Dachuan also felt this unusual cold, and said, "There are some evil things in the river, hurry up and cross the bridge." ”

As soon as his words fell, I raised my foot before I could step out, and I felt that my foot and neck were grabbed by a cold and cold thing, I hurriedly looked down and saw that it was actually a rotten human hand that grabbed me, "Mom, help." Instinctively, I screamed and raised my leg to pull my foot out, but I didn't expect that the hand was so strong that I didn't shake it off, but I almost lost my balance and fell to the ground.

At this time, Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er also screamed, when they crossed the bridge, they walked in front of me, very close, I saw at a glance that they also had two claws on their legs, and in a hurry, they didn't care that they were still caught, and they raised the spear in their hands and stabbed them hand, stabbing several times in a row, watching the spear stab from the arm behind the claw, but I didn't feel the slightest resistance, and those hands were not the slightest loose because they were pierced by me, my brain reacted instantly, why did I feel something coming out of the river, I want to see but I can't see it clearly, because they are not real ** at all, and a figure without a body is a ghost.

Although we have seen these things on the giant ship, but they didn't do anything to us at that time (Lin Xian'er was possessed can only be regarded as a small accident), the fear we felt was just to scare ourselves, but now it's different, these things in the river have come to the door, how to deal with them, my head is sweating, but I don't have any idea at all,

When I stabbed the ghost hand with a spear, Lu Dachuan and Long Legs were not idle, they fired arrows again and again at the shadow that climbed onto the bridge deck, and they were also anxious when they saw that it didn't work at all.

Lu Dachuan shouted: "Zheng Shuang, what should I do." ”

Every time I encountered danger, I asked Lu Dachuan what to do, and now when I hear Lu Dachuan ask me what to do, I have to cry: "Big brother, I still want to ask you what to do." ”

The mist rose very fast, and in the blink of an eye it had reached our knees, and I felt that as the mist rose there were a few more hands on my feet and neck, and they were still climbing along my two legs like climbing a tree, and one of them was still along the inside of my left leg, and I struggled with all my strength, and my legs were immobile as if they had roots, and each ghost hand that climbed up along the leg was very fast, especially the inside of my left leg, and it felt very obvious, and it passed my knee to the inner thigh in three or two strokes, "Your mother, the old woman hasn't touched it yet." "Just think of it...... I...... I admit I peed my pants again,

As the hot water flowed down my legs, a miracle happened, I smelled a scorching smell, heard a few screams, the feeling of coldness all over my body disappeared, I could move my legs, and even the fog within a foot around me disappeared, "Holy shit, what's the situation." I was stunned for a moment, and then I reacted, ghosts are extremely yin things, they are afraid of my old boy urine for more than 20 years,

"Haha......" I was pleasantly surprised by this discovery, laughing and jumping three feet high.

The long legs behind me shouted in fright: "Boss, hurry up and find a way, Zheng Shuang has let the ghost possess you." ”

"You're the one who possessed you." I opened my eyes angrily and shouted in my heart, "Come on, grandson, taste Shuangye's boy urine without shadows." Left and right bows around the landing Dachuan they a crazy kick, and in a moment they were also screaming again and again, and the fog retreated backwards wherever the wind went.

"Okay, you kid is deeply hidden, I don't see that you actually have the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons." Lu Dachuan wiped his face and praised me a few words, then sniffed and put the hand that had just wiped his face under his nose and smelled it, "This is the smell...... Zheng Shuang, what did you get in my face? ”

I was about to say two big words like a small meaning, but when I saw Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er also wiping their faces, they were still spitting and hurriedly turned sideways, waved their hands and said, "It's nothing, I guess the muddy water that the ghost brought when he climbed up from the river wet my pants." ”

They looked at each other curiously and said in unison, "What did we do?" ”

"It's really damn, the ghost is now, how can you have the heart to care about these things with me."

The last time I met the wolves, I peed my pants once and made them sarcastic for a long time, and finally forgot about it, and now let them find out, how can I still have the face to see people, and I jumped into the river and let the ghost eat it,

Lu Dachuan said: "I really think I am the Monkey King when I praise you, if you don't say what you use to restrain these things, how to go next, you can see for yourself." Saying that, Lu Dachuan turned sideways and asked me to look in front of him, and I saw that there was only three or four meters away from the river bank on the bridge deck, and the forests on the bank were all shrouded in gray mist.

"Okay." I closed my eyes and made up my mind, "Sister Keqin, Sister Xian'er, you turn your face away, long legs, you help me take out my pants and autumn pants from my bag." ”

"Fool, you won't ...... again"

I opened my eyes and saw Lu Keqin's eyes wide open looking at me, and said helplessly: "If you want to turn around, you will turn around......

Lu Keqin wrinkled her nose at me and turned around,

When Liu Changleg found out all my pants, autumn pants, and underwear, I took out my belt and put it on my shoulders with my clothes, and then took off the outer pants and gave them to Lu Dachuan, took off the autumn pants and gave them to Long Legs, took off my underwear and wiped my wet legs, hung them on the tip of my spear that Long Legs held for me, and then quickly put on dry clothes,

I was still dripping on my inner and outer pants, Lu Dachuan and Liu Changjiao frowned, grabbed the waistband of their pants and stretched out their arms to carry it, I fastened my belt, took the spear and tied the wetter underwear to the tip of the spear while saying: "Brothers, little brother, I am not a fairy, I am not a Taoist, I don't have a magic weapon to catch ghosts and subdue demons, only a bubble of old boy urine, let's make do with it." ”

Speaking of this, I feel like I'm having a nervous disorder, but what can a young man in his twenties do if he pees his pants twice in front of people?

If they didn't make fun of me peeing my pants, they would have to laugh at my embarrassment, but now the ghost fog that I dispelled around us is slowly moving closer to us, and it's really not the time to joke about it, so after looking at me with eyes that I can't say, my attention is all on the ghosts in the fog.

Lu Dachuan and Longleg saw me tie my underwear to the tip of the spear, and screamed again and again everywhere I swung it, and the smoke dispersed.

I couldn't cry: "You guys hurry up and think about what to do next, okay?" ”

"It's really a matter of luck this time." Lu Dachuan sighed, "Just like you said, we are not immortals, we are not Taoists, we can neither draw talismans nor cast spells, and it is more than enough to deal with this kind of ghost that cannot be visible in the eyes of our mortals, but if you encounter a very resentful ghost, you can only wait to be killed." ”

I heard the helplessness in Lu Dachuan's words, and I knew that he was telling the truth, and I was naturally afraid in my heart, but it was more about resentment Why did God let my family stall such a bizarre and deadly, you must know that the age of me is the most chic time in life, although I was born in the countryside, the family conditions are not good, and I need to work harder than my peers who have everything in the city, but I need to support the elderly, and I need to support my children in the first few years, at least I can live happily. However, seeing that Lu Keqin, who was snuggled up to me because he was afraid, felt that it was worth going through all this, so he took out the kettle and poured it desperately, praying in his heart, hoping that the Bodhisattva would bless me to find my father smoothly and bless us to go out safely.

When I thought about these messes, Lu Dachuan was in front, I was in the middle, and the long legs were final, and the three of us each waved the spear with my precious urine and successfully crossed the bridge and walked into the woods on the shore.

Due to the fog, we saw that everything was gray in the distance, and we felt like headless flies after walking into the woods for a while.

"If you really have to find a way, if you go like this, you will get lost sooner or later." Lu Dachuan stopped in the gap between a few trees, and frantically swung the spear in his hand a few times, which only allowed us to clearly see that the ground was a little wider.

I said, "Although the sun rises and sets here, the sky is always bright, but according to common sense, when this ghost comes out to move, it should be night, why don't we find a safe place to sleep and wait until 'dawn' before leaving." ”

Lu Dachuan said: "The truth is this, if it is a wild beast, a bonfire can be of great use, but how to prevent these things, even if the night watchman keeps waving around the side with a stick, they can't get close, thinking that who can sleep with this longing ghost." ”

Long Legs said: "I'm very sleepy, and there's nothing I can't sleep, I don't think it's a big problem for us to add a double insurance." ”

"What a double insurance." Lu Dachuan and I asked at the same time,

Long legs strode and exaggeratedly waved the spear tied to my autumn pants and walked around us in a big circle and said, "Zheng Shuang, quickly pour urine along the place where I drove away the ghost fog, and then we will build a fire in the middle......"

"What a bad idea, you think I'm Sun Wukong's golden stick, and I can't get in if I draw a circle."

Lu Dachuan nodded and said, "This is a good idea, from the current point of view, you have this effect." ”

"Lu Dachuan." At this time, I saw Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er, who didn't speak, looking at me with a look of expectation, "You guys also ......" I threw away the spear with my underwear tied in my hand, and squatted on the ground with my head in my hand, it was shameful enough to pee my pants, and I even wanted to take out the guy in front of them and scatter a circle while walking, and let people not live,,

I squatted and didn't speak, they all closed their mouths and were silent for half a minute, they laughed together, and Lu Dachuan patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, I have a way." ”

I stood up and saw the long-legged thing laughing with tears in my eyes, glared at him, told him that this hater had written it down, and then asked Lu Dachuan: "What way." ”

Lu Dachuan didn't answer me, his eyes looked fixedly ahead, like a fool, what's wrong, I followed his gaze and saw that outside the circle where we dispersed the fog, the originally vague ghost gradually became clear,