388 Bonus: Relieve Zhou Yu without misery (one change, ask for a monthly pass)

Li Wei looked at Zhou Yu, nodded and said yes, this guy is really powerful, he deserves to be the most handsome guy in the Three Kingdoms - even if he is crazy, he is still so handsome, which makes him a little envious and jealous. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhuge looked at Zhou Yu and nodded, but the psychological side of the people was down to business. Immediately, he turned around and gestured at Li Wei for Zhou Yu - that means: Look, this guy must be like this because there is no east wind.

Li Wei also nodded at Zhuge , which means: Oh, you also think that Zhou Yu is handsome and hateful, right?

So, the two laughed at each other, each thinking that the other understood him.

- Zhuge didn't sign a contract with Levi, and the kind of ability that the main god game gave Levi almost had a little bit of a heart can not be used on Zhuge . In addition, Zhuge seriously overestimated Li Wei's IQ and put it on the same level as himself, which made the situation even more confusing.

The most terrible thing about the chickens and ducks talking is not that they don't understand, but that they think they understand.

"Gong Jin? Gong Jin? Xiao Qiao hugged Zhou Yu and cried - she was happy and angry, she naturally took Zhou Yu as the sky, and when the sky fell, of course she cried dead and alive. By the way, I don't know why Levi is so happy now...... Cough.

"Zhuge , go take a look."

The organizational life of Soochow was unbearable, Li Wei looked at the scene and the situation was basically comparable to a chicken nest, and a group of old men called "Dadu Governor" and Zhou Yu's name, and they poured up.

"Hey, I don't dare to face myself, I wonder if the women of Soochow are blind? actually auditioned him as a happy male voice, I think Bo Yan (Lu Xun) is very good. Everyone was around Zhou Yu's puppet, only Zhuge and Li Wei sat on the side, chirping at each other, but it was too chaotic at the time, and no one noticed: "What do you say Xiao Qiao likes him to do?" Fortunately, Sun Bofu (Sun Ce) did not entrust Da Qiao to him before he died. ”

"Zhongren, his speech is too poisonous, it hurts the heavens and the peace." The ancients were the most superstitious belief that there was harm to heaven and harmony - then Li Wei had to tell Zhuge who now has a compassionate face that you have not hurt heaven and harmony in your life.

"Generally, you are not as good as Zhuge , as soon as you come up, you will scold the Dongwu ministers to the point of blood." Levi put his hands into his sleeves and sat cross-legged on the mat with a thick blanket in a bored look: "But then again, let's really go and see - it seems that he smoked more than I thought." ”

Zhuge glanced at it at the beginning - he didn't see anything. Who says southerners are short? The representatives of the Dongwu Arms and Waist Round School seem to be fully reflected here, especially those who are two meters tall are even more headaches.

"Go and see, I can't get the last one." Zhuge 's fangs were no worse than Li Wei's, and he immediately stood up, and the two guys with bad stomachs went to see the other guy with bad water.

"Come on, come on, let go." Li Wei and Zhuge walked to Zhou Yu's side, only to see that he was indeed closing his eyes tightly, and the whole person seemed to be in pain. Clasp your hands tightly to your chest...... Well, it seems to be a bit of a cardiovascular and cerebrovascular disease.

After the "Holy Light Technique" threw a holy light on Zhou Yu's body, Zhou Yu's expression immediately became much better. And everyone present also saw Li Wei's hand for the first time - blood return, the Three Kingdoms don't seem to have this kind of technology.

"Middleman?" The first to cry out in surprise was Lu Su, this good old man was surprised and delighted first to check his life and death buddy Zhou Yu, and then looked at Li Wei and said, "Your hand...... It's ......"

"Some evil sects are crooked, and they don't go to the hall of elegance." Azeroth's spell has nothing to do with the earth: "For the time being, you better hurry up and ask the doctor - the Governor is like this, should you let him recuperate?" ”

"Oooh oh...... What is said is very true, what is said is very true. ”

A bunch of Dongwu's big bosses got out of the way, and a few small soldiers immediately ran up and carried Zhou Yu away on a stretcher. However, Zhou Yu seemed to be struggling to raise his head in pain at the last moment, pointing at Zhuge and ...... Levi?

"Mr. Zhuge and Mr. Zhongren, please come to my big tent later, there is something important to ...... Shang ......" After saying the last word, Zhou Yu fell down heavily.

“…… What's the matter with me? If you want to go, won't it be OK for you to go? After saying something that others couldn't understand, Li Wei hurriedly waved his hand and said no: "Zhuge , everything is handed over to you, and I am not a psychiatrist." ”。

As he spoke, Levi was about to leave.

"Don't go" Xiao Qiao stood up with the momentum he couldn't bear, rushed to Levi's side and grabbed his arm: "Ah, I'm angry - Gongjin will go if you ask you to go." ”

It's sweet to whisper, at least five pluses......

"It didn't help if I went...... What did I do when Zhuge could prescribe the prescription? Li Wei was speechless, looked at Zhuge and said, "You said yes?" ”

"Don't say that other people, Gongjin will let you go, you will go, isn't Sun Liu an alliance? Why do we have to bear all the pressure? Xiao Qiao finally broke out: "The pressure of Gongjin who only sleeps for an hour every day is what you two guys who play with women every day can imagine?" Sun-Liu Alliance-What else did you Liu Beijun do with this dog-headed military advisor and you, a useless guy? ”

"......" is really accurate, to be honest, Liu Beijun was a supporting role in the Battle of Chibi, not even a supporting role. In the entire Battle of Chibi, there doesn't seem to be much to do with Zhuge either, even if the final borrowing of the east wind is completely a golden cicada's plan to get out of its shell - it has nothing to do with him. If we talk about "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it is completely the wise commander Zhou Gongjin who led the people of Eastern Wu to agree to this seemingly inevitable war.

By the way, there is no three-qi Zhou Yu on the Three Kingdoms, and Zhou Yu is not a small guy, on the contrary, its perfect side is in line with the description of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and his death can be regarded as a jealous talent. However, this is the world of the Three Kingdoms, and you have to ignore the Three Kingdoms to some extent.

"Madam, Madam......" Lu Xun and Lu Su on the side hurriedly came up, pulling Xiao Qiao to the side from left to right: "You have said it, you have said it." ”

"Ahh

-- Indeed, Liu Beijun's two seem to have come to eat—and they also brought a woman to travel at public expense.

Li Wei is actually quite wronged, as long as Zhuge writes a note, the problem that can be solved in sixteen words, why do you have to pull yourself?

"Alright, alright, don't worry—especially Mrs. Little Joe, put your heart in your belly, and we'll go. Ten minutes...... Well, if you don't have a stick of incense, Gongjin guarantees that the dragon is alive. ”

Li Wei sighed and pulled Zhuge 's cuffs: "Let's go, Zhuge - people will let the two of us go by name." ”

How else to say that Zhuge is the smartest person? From the moment he first got into Little Joe, he smiled and smiled without saying a word -- it is said that only one person who had developed this skill of smiling at the end of the 20th century had mastered it, and that was Clinton, a guy who was also very intelligent.

"Really, I don't know who controlled your husband's illness just now, why did you say that I was so useless?" Throwing down such a sentence, Levi sighed and left.

Halfway through, Zhuge pulled Li Wei's sleeve and whispered, "Zhongren-Do you have any holiday with Mrs. Xiao Qiao?" ”

Li Wei was stunned for a moment, looking at Zhuge who had just said nothing, but now he hit the nail on the head, he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable - he was so smart that he couldn't hide anything from the other party: "No--otherwise, if the dead fish head still needs to make excuses for me?" Just chop me and I'll be OK. ”

“…… Really? With a raised eyebrow, Zhuge 's eyes were flat, but they were sharp enough to hit Li Wei.

"Don't talk nonsense, this kind of thing will kill people when it reaches the ears of that stingy guy." Li Wei quickly shook his body and said, "Don't think I'm afraid of you, if you talk nonsense again, I'll go to Mrs. Huang's place to spread rumors that you and Xiao Qiao have a leg."

As he spoke, he ignored Zhuge anymore and walked quickly to Zhou Yu's tent.

[Dongfeng Po: (1) Cure Zhou Yu

Success goal: I cure Zhou Yu

Failed target: Failed to cure Zhou Yu himself

Success Reward: Continue to play the bonus mission

Failure Penalty: Bonus Quest Cancelled]

…… The east wind is broken, and the main god is more broken than the east wind.

Doesn't that induce us to sin? -- These credits have not been in history, Zhuge ah, Zhuge , I'm sorry, it seems that I have to borrow your sixteen-character formula.

When I came to Zhou Yu's commander's tent, the soldiers standing guard outside the tent were replaced by double posts - Zhou Yu was clearly fine. walked in and didn't say hello to Zhou Yu. In order to compete with Zhuge for credit, Li Wei walked quickly to Zhou Yu's desk.

In the surprised eyes of both Zhou Yu and Zhuge ...... He took out a ballpoint pen and wrote sixteen words with a brush.

Sorry, I still don't know how to use a brush.

"Okay, your wife is really amazing." Li Wei handed the note to Zhou Yu and sighed: "Protecting you is simply a preference to the extreme-this is for you, hurry up and get better." ”

Of course, Zhou Yu was very happy to hear that Xiao Qiao favored her, after all, she had indeed been snubbed in recent years. But when he opened the note suspiciously, he was shocked again.

If you want to break Cao Gong, it is easy to attack with fire, everything is ready, and only the east wind is owed.

This is not the victory of Levi, nor the victory of Zhuge , nor the victory of Luo Guanzhong - this is the victory of the Lord God.

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