Chapter 8: The Underworld
I laughed and said, it's not good.
His face sank, unhappy, Xiao Qin, it's boring for you to do this, it's all playthings anyway, I'll just take a look at it, you have two pieces of meat.
Fuck, how is this set of rhetoric the same as cauliflower, thinking of cauliflower, my eyes rolled, since this old immortal is so lustful, why don't I give him Rosé, so that I can also be freed, Rosé is coquettish and has good skills, and I won't squeeze this grandson dry when the time comes.
Thinking of this, I said, "Okay, then you can come in."
I opened the door, and the landlord rubbed his hands together and walked in with a cigar-colored squint.
I saw Taohong sitting on the bed, winked at her, hinting that it didn't matter, just look at it and leave, but I wished that this ** could catch up with the landlord quickly, and save the scourge of Lao Tzu.
The landlord glanced at the room twice, turned around and squinted at me and sneered and said, Xiao Qin, you kid is becoming more and more dishonest now, I thought there was a big beauty hidden in your room, co-authored, just let me come to see this.
As he spoke, he pointed to the stickers of naked actresses on the walls, which I used to entertain female clients.
I said, "How can it be?"
Then I frowned at Taohong, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, and said, why are you still stunned, this is my landlord, and he is very rich, so you can say hello.
Peach smiled slightly, threw a flying kiss at me, got up and walked out with a high heel tick, as if the landlord was air.
In fact, the landlord is quite a man, and he is rich, and he belongs to the kind of old man who has a successful career, this kind of person is very popular with women, I don't understand why Peach doesn't even look at him.
It's over, this little ** won't be pestering Lao Tzu, I have a headache when I think of the plan being in vain.
The landlord's face was ugly, and his eyes were glaring at me fiercely, like a nervous disorder.
I saw that he was angry, so I quickly smiled and rounded the field, landlord, don't be angry, this bitch is just a big temper, it's not a thing, and I will cut off the relationship with her when I turn around.
The landlord said, I don't think you're a thing, what nonsense, where are you in this room except for you and me?
As soon as I heard this, my face turned white, my whole body swayed violently, my brain exploded, and I sat down on the ground, and the sky was spinning.
Hey, Xiao Qin! When the landlord saw that I had suddenly smoked, he picked up a small bomb from the table and poured it into his mouth.
As soon as the sixty-three degree second pot head entered my throat, I choked on tears, and the landlord was still hurriedly pouring me wine, Xiao Qin, you, are you okay.
I used to watch movies in which people were scared by ghosts and fainted, and I always felt a little fake, but now I understand that this is all real, my heart twitches, the pain is terrible, damn, I almost didn't die of scare.
The liquor went into my throat, and I finally sobered up a little, because I was nervous and scared, and my throat made a strange gurgling sound, landlord, you, you really didn't see that.
When the landlord heard me say this, he already understood what was going on, and his voice trembled a little, Xiao Qin, I see that your complexion is not right, and you can't meet something unclean.
I suddenly howled in pain, oh shit, it's a fucking ghost, ah!
There is a saying in my hometown that people can only meet ghosts when they die, and I slept with ghosts, so I have to die?
The landlord took two puffs of cigar desperately, shook his hand and stuffed the remaining half in my mouth, patted me on the shoulder and said, Xiao Qin, I, my mother-in-law is coming, I have to go back to boil brown sugar water for her, you, you should rest early.
After saying that, the landlord left in a hurry, I got up like crazy, and used my mobile phone to call the cauliflower over and over again.
I can't count on cauliflower, and I don't dare to stay in this room, in case Peach kills again, Lao Tzu still has to die here?
Taking out a handful of banknotes from the safe, I went out and called a taxi, and asked the driver to take me for seven days, which was a well-known chain in the country, and there were many people living there, and there were many people, so I didn't believe that Peach would dare to find it.
The driver saw that I was sweating profusely, and looked behind me vigilantly and said, "Brother, is someone chasing and killing you, so urgent."
I said, it's okay, I'm a person who loves to sweat, just look at my complexion.
When the driver saw it, he smacked his lips and said, the young man is like this, it's better to take it easy.
It seems that he thought I was going to open a house on a date in Seven Days, and when I got out of the car, I rushed into Seven Days, opened a single room, and moved in.
After tossing all night, I was just about to fall asleep, and I didn't know that the pair of wild mandarin ducks next door began to shake the mountains, the woman called a **, and the man estimated that he hadn't touched meat for a long time, and the noise was very exciting.
Damn, I was called by that little **, and my heart itched, and I picked up the hotline on the service desk, ready to call one and enjoy it.
As soon as I picked up the phone, I suddenly remembered the Henan hair salon girl in the hair salon, and thought to myself, forget it, I always felt that her death might have something to do with me.
Think about it carefully, since I suffered from this disease, shave off the female ghost of peach, Henan Mei is the first woman I have ever been to, Guo Cannon said that she died all over her body was scorched black, isn't that the same color as my left hand?
It's a bit strange in the middle, I think it's better to bear with it, and save yourself some big trouble.
About half an hour later, the next door died down, I thought it would be quiet, I had just slept for a while, and the next door was fighting again, and the cry was even happier than before.
I got up in my pants, opened the door and walked next door, his grandmother didn't clean up these two today, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep.
When I got to the door, I kicked it hard, and the door opened, and a yellow hairman in pants walked out, looking at me vigilantly.
"What the hell, big brother!" He asked me in a whisper.
I knew from his frightened face that this grandson was using me for a raid cop.
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, pushed open the door and rushed into the house, I wanted to see what the woman was screaming so hard, and before she could walk in, a scantily clad woman, carrying high heels and wearing a nightdress, was about to climb the window and slip away.
"Wait! Stand still and turn around. I yelled at her.
The mother-in-law was stunned for a moment, then turned around with a smile on her chest, I don't look good, but the figure is really good, white skin, big breasts and fat buttocks, no wonder it's called so **.
"In the middle of the night, take it easy, you toss so much, and don't let people sleep?" I tilted my head, lit a cigarette, blew on my eyes, and pointed at them.
"You, you're not a policeman, are you?" Huang Mao's mouth was horizontal, his eyes were full of fierceness, and he rushed over and pushed me, "I'm fucking Nima, it's not the police who are pretending to be your grandson in the middle of the night, looking for death." ”
"That's it, it's ruining the old lady's interest." The woman fanned the flames on the sidelines.
"Damn, if it weren't for the police, they wouldn't have been able to cure you, would they?" I usually have a lot of friends in dog meat, scumbags in the police like Guo Cannon, and some friends in the society also know some, even such a little yellow hair dares to call me out.
"Bang!" Before I could finish my sentence, the grandson punched me in the face and blossomed.
I became angry when I landed, and what I hated most was that others hit me in the face, and I raised my left hand to slap the yellow hair.
"Ahh With a scream, Huang Mao was directly fanned by me, rolled in the air several times, smashed on the TV wall, covered his face and screamed, and looked at Lao Gao, whose face was swollen, leaving a clear black palm print on it.
I looked at my left hand a little stunned, it stands to reason that I should be relatively empty during this time, the slap just now didn't use any force at all, I wanted to bluff this grandson, but I didn't expect to knock him away, it's incredible.
"Boy, be honest with me, if you don't stop, I won't be able to kill you." I threw down a sentence viciously, and the frightened yellow hair nodded.
"How did you get so strong?" I looked carefully at the inky blackness, and the blackness was spreading faster and faster, reaching my wrist.
The whole black part was cold, whether it was pinched or burned with a cigarette butt, it didn't feel at all, but fortunately it could still move, and it was still at my beckon.
So far, I'm still confused about everything that happened, starting with the black spots on my fingers, I originally touched a woman and smoked, and then I met a peach of unknown origin, and I was able to touch a woman again, and it became as powerful as it is now, and whoever smoked it stamped it, which was also too evil.
I couldn't figure it out, I didn't care so much, covered the quilt and covered my head and fell asleep.
"Knock knock!" I was woken up by a sharp knock on the door.
"Don't you see the Do Not Disturb hanging on the door, knock on something early in the morning." I screamed at the door.
The door lock moved, and several waiters rushed in with the police, shouting, "You are so bold, you dare to stay with counterfeit money, comrade policeman, this is the person." ”
"Counterfeit money, hey, what do you mean......" I quickly put on my clothes, and was just about to defend myself, when it suddenly occurred to me that the money was given to me by Rosé.
It's over, I know this isn't human, why the didn't I think of that, I'm grass.
The policeman raised the two large red bills in his hand and handed them to me, "Hmph, you can see for yourself." ”
When I looked at it, the red old man's head, the paper, and the friction were good, and I was a little confused, "Comrade policeman, this is not the price, besides, wasn't it okay when the cashier was in check last night, why is it fake money?" ”
"Keep your eyes open and see clearly, this kind of trick is too low-level and mentally retarded." The lead waiter mocked me with disdain.
I take a closer look, grandma has legs, the People's Bank of China has become a big bank, and now I can't say it clearly with a hundred mouths.
"It's all a grind for everything, if you catch it, you have to make counterfeit money." A cold voice rang out outside the door.
"Guo Cannon, even if Lao Tzu takes two counterfeit coins, he can't afford to make counterfeit coins, this is a crime of eating guns, don't deduct it." I heard the familiar voice and roared.