Chapter 13: The Galactic Federation of Anti-Penetration Agents 6
"Hi, earthlings. I'm a great interstellar digger. At the same time, he is also an interstellar philanthropist. They all call me Gru. Interested in attending my charity party? "It was a little green man sitting in a flying chair. But looking at his appearance, it is not difficult to think that this person looks a lot like Gollum in The Lord of the Rings.
This Gru's so-called interstellar digger is, to put it bluntly, a tomb robber in the interstellar universe. However, this Gru is quite regular. What he excavated was basically some treasures in the interstellar ruins. Including treasures that have been lost in various interstellar disasters. and the nest of various interstellar thieves. It's all Gru's goal.
When it comes to philanthropists, Gru is indeed a good philanthropist. He often helps some interstellar refugees find a new home suitable for survival. There are many aliens on Earth that Gru sent to Earth. And this time, the neon people came to participate in the Galactic Federation meeting, and they also took Gru's free ride.
Wayne had learned a few things about Gru in the profile. Wayne placed his hands on his chest and made a triangular gesture. Say to Gru, "Hello, Gru. If you have a chance, be sure to join your party. ”
Gru said, "Yes, earthlings. I made a note of it. Would you like to donate a bucket of copper? ”
Gru's charity party has always been dedicated to the preservation of interstellar cultural heritage. All the people who attended his party asked for a bucket of material donations. Of course, any substance is fine. And in the Galactic Federation, the most conventional currency is copper. This is one of the reasons why the Earth was originally proposed as an arsenal. There are a lot of copper resources on earth.
Wayne said, "Okay, donate some for me." Thank you. ”
Gru's bucket isn't too big, it's about the size of a bottle of Coke. To Wayne, this doesn't seem to be much of a thing. But Jiang You grabbed Wayne at this time.
Jiang You blocked the translator and said to Wayne, "Wayne, do you know what you're doing?" You have taken the earth's resources and given them away. ”
Wayne said: "Jiang You, don't we still have a mission?" Make a good relationship with aliens, a bucket of copper, a group of friends. This is much cheaper than forgiving the trillions of foreign debts of African brothers in exchange for the support of Lao Hei. You can rest assured that your leader will not blame you. Don't say it's just a bucket, just give a few meals, and the leaders will happily agree. ”
Of course, with a wave of his hand, a certain leader of China has forgiven trillions of foreign debts of a certain African country. And this money is enough for the entire country to spend ten years of universal health insurance. And in exchange, it is just a verbal support.
When Gru heard that Wayne happily agreed to donate, he immediately said to Wayne, "Earthling, thank you for your generosity. Is there a chance I will know your name? ”
"Wayne." Wayne said.
This voice of Wayne immediately made Gru make a solemn expression. Gru said, "It turned out to be Lord Wayne. Disrespectful and disrespectful. ”
This contrast made Wayne a little confused. Wayne still doesn't know what the Galactic Federation is asking him to attend such a meeting. It's like I don't know why I got into the anti-piercing game back then.
At this time, someone behind Wayne shouted, "Human! Get out of the way! The voice was filled with the smell of unfriendliness.
To be able to call the earthlings human beings in the Galactic Federation. There is only one person on the planet. That's the reptilian people.
At the earliest, hundreds of millions of years ago, reptiles were the masters of the earth. As the earth changes, eventually, the earth becomes unsuitable for reptiles. The reptiles fled the Earth. Now settled in several galaxies in the constellation Orion. It is said that there are still a small number of reptiles living underground.
Reptiles are somewhere between lizards and humans. It has a more complex brain and a stronger body than a human. This is derived from the ancestors of the reptilian family, a small dinosaur.
In the eyes of the reptilians, humans were nothing more than apes when they left Earth. Not much smarter than chimpanzees. Therefore, when humans first joined the Galactic Alliance, the reptiles were also strongly opposed.
Wayne looked back at the reptile who was talking. He has green skin with soft, membranous scales. He also held a square box given by the Neon Star Man in his hand. He has a respirator commonly used by the Galactic Federation on his mouth. This is the same as the respirator that Wayne picked up from the Ogles. Reptiles are also clearly a species that needs to breathe oxygen.
Because people in each galaxy need to breathe different gases, and of course some species don't need to breathe either. Moreover, the air pressure that each species can withstand is also different, so after entering the conference venue, there will be a special responsible Ogel Star who is responsible for changing the equipment. to regulate gas concentration and pressure.
Without waiting for Wayne to speak, the reptile sniffed violently. After a while, I smelled Wayne's body. The reptiles muttered to themselves, "The taste of the reptiles! How can there be a reptilian smell? ”
Gru next to him said, "Sasana, do you want to join my party?" ”
This reptilian called Sasana sniffed again. said: "I said how I smelled a foul smell. It turned out that you were the one who dug the hole. ”
Gru seemed to be quite familiar with Sasana, but he didn't get angry when he heard Sasana say this. Said: "What kind of holes." I'm a great interstellar digger. I'll also donate a bucket of copper for you. ”
Sasana said, "Whatever. I'd like to say a few words to this human. ”
Gru walked away consciously at this time. I went to talk to someone else. Leave the space to Wayne and Sasana.
"Human, I'm Sasana, a reptilian diplomat. What's your name? "Sasana's tone is not friendly.
"Wayne, this is Jiang You." Wayne replied.
Jiang You immediately made a greeting gesture for the Galactic Federation. Sasana, on the other hand, paid no attention to it. A pair of small eyes looked at Wayne directly. A scar loomed on his mouth, making it look even more hideous.
Wayne asked, "Diplomat Sasana, is there anything you want me to do?" ”
Sasana continued to smell the scent on Wayne's body and said, "Wayne, can you explain it to me. Why do you smell of reptiles? ”
This Wayne is not easy to explain. Wayne could think that if there was a reptilian smell on his body, it must have something to do with Sack's dragon yuan. It's just that this Sack's Long Yuan entered Wayne's body, which was indeed an accident. Who knows what Wayne would have reacted to if he had explained it to Sasana as it was, and the unfriendly reptile in front of him would have reacted.
Wayne hadn't figured out how to explain it yet. Sasana uttered a strange language. Like the sound of a viper spitting out letters. It seems that this should be the reptilian people's own language. Sasana's forked tongue spits out from time to time. To Wayne's mind, it was as if Sasana had discovered a delicious lunch.
With the sound of Sasana. Sack in Wayne's body seemed to have a reaction. After showing his face from Donovan Continent, Sack fell into a deep sleep again. Wayne didn't know how long the hell this guy was going to sleep inside of himself.
At this time, the Zac in Wayne's body seemed to open his eyes. As if he had been woken up, he flew out of Wayne's body extremely reluctantly.
A red Tyrannosaurus rex flew out of Wayne's body. Sasana was stunned for a moment. In an instant, it was as if I had been electrocuted. His body trembled a little. Xiang Wayne half-knelt down. The other reptiles who followed behind Sasana also knelt down with him.
Wayne didn't know how these reptiles could make such a big gift. But I think it should have something to do with Sark.
Sasana trembled and said, "I didn't expect it to be the lord of the royal family. Disturb the royal family. It's damn it. ”
At this time, Sack opened his mouth and bit Sassana's nose. After all, Sack is just a baby. Although it is an entity, it is not affected by oxygen or air pressure.
Sasana, who had been bitten on the nose, not only did not feel that there was anything wrong, but also seemed to be a little flattered.
Sasana bit her nose for a moment. Loosened his mouth. Jump back into Wayne's arms. His mouth seemed to be reprimanding Sasana.
Wayne couldn't understand what the two were communicating. However, by the induction with Sark. But I also know the general content. It was almost Sack who told Sasana not to disturb him. Moreover, it is also forbidden to disturb humans in the future. Sack thinks it's good to live here with humans. Have Sasana go back and tell the rest of the reptiles to maintain friendly relations with humans. That's pretty much it.
Within the reptilian social system, there is an extremely strict hierarchy. This system is governed by blood and smell. Although I don't know what kind of connection the dinosaur empire where Sack is located has with these reptiles. But Sak's domination of Sasana was certain.
Zac returned to Wayne's body again. And then the exchange with Sasana. Sasana was like a different person. Full of respect for Wayne.
Jiang You, who was next to him, didn't seem to see Sak's existence, but after watching Wayne and Sasana say a few words, Sasana knelt in front of Wayne. It seems that there is no more surrender to Wayne.
In this hall, in addition to the registration of all those who come to the congress, there is also the role of inter-ethnic exchange. However, because of the bumps on the rocket, Wayne and Jiang You actually felt tired at this time. After that, some exchanges Wei En and Jiang You did not participate.
Instead, make sure to go to the rest place first and take a break. Then carry out communication activities with other galaxy races.
The rest room that Wayne and Jiang You were arranged to look like a hotel on Earth. This is also the arrangement of the General Assembly. Let every race rest in the place they are accustomed to. At least it seems to be more accustomed. Therefore, such a rest room is also designed to look like a hotel on the earth.
This book was first published from 17k, the first time to see the genuine content!