Chapter 157: The Great Train Robbery (Part II)
Moreover, in the Northeast and Inner Mongolia, Mr. Yin and Yang who can invite the earth immortals to come out are often more trusted by the people, and the incense is more prosperous, so that even those genuine immortals who have been famous for thousands of years are difficult to match.
This is not local protection, but regional culture, just like in the Northeast and eastern Inner Mongolia, all kinds of two-person small theaters are full, but if you want to invite a group of second-tier singers to the night show or something, it may not have this effect, so if a region, or even a country, only blindly pursues the development of the economy and strengthens the military, without paying attention to the construction and inheritance of culture, the Chinese people will definitely be scattered because they do not have a common sense of national cognition as a connecting link, just like a tree without roots, water without a source, It is difficult to achieve long-term peace and stability.
Because, a strong man with a strong appearance, but no consciousness, even if he has a Tomahawk cruise missile in his hand, will you be afraid of him?
Of course, my feelings of worrying about the country and the people, salty and eating radishes, and worrying about my heart were a long time later, when Shen Han and his sisters left us to go shopping on the street, and I was left with the fat man to sit opposite each other in the psychological clinic and brag, I arranged it in order to beautify myself and elevate myself.
At that time, where did I have the leisure to talk about this egg, because, when the old girl saw me talking to him, she just refused to hand over the heart-urging lamp, so she turned her face at that time, and the catfish mouth was open, and a purple-black ribbon "swished" and pierced straight towards my door.
I had been on guard, but the old thing was so close to me, and the speed with which it came out of my mouth was that my right hand with the machete was halfway up when the wet, sticky strap got tangled around my head.
What's worse is that the strap is not honest, licking and rubbing on my head, ho, mucus trickles down my eyelids, which makes me sick.
Fortunately, after so many life and death adventures, I have developed a good habit, that is, when I go out, I carry a mobile phone wallet in one trouser pocket and a pile of acanic paper drawn in one trouser pocket, so I am prepared.
So, although the eye of heaven was sealed, and a pair of naked eyes were a little confused, I didn't panic, I kicked the old thing first, and he had a big S shape on his waist, which easily avoided my heart-piercing leg.
However, in fact, I am also making a false move, in order to leave time for myself to dig out the talisman paper. Therefore, taking advantage of the moment when the old man shrank in a flash, I quickly took out a talisman from my trouser pocket and slapped it on the old man's chest.
"Poof", as soon as the slashing rune touched the old man's clothes, a burst of blue fire immediately appeared, and silver sparks splashed everywhere.
The old man was startled, and slapped the side of the carriage with his hand, and his whole body quickly slid back, and the purple strap wrapped around my head was also sucked back into his mouth by him.
I quickly wiped my sticky head with my hand, and at the same time tucked the machete on my waist?? Now that it has been figured out that this old thing is not human, then mortal iron tools are useless to them. Of course, I can also use the machete to cut through the palm of my hand, and use my own yin blood to open the light of the machete, so that it can temporarily become a magic weapon.
However, this method loses a lot of blood, and the blood of the buddy is not tap water, as soon as you turn on the faucet, there is a "whoosh", and that thing also needs me to nourish it a little bit with my own essence, where can I use it casually. If it were not a critical moment of life and death, he would not have adopted this method of losing money by injuring 10,000 enemies and losing 7,000 himself.
So, I took out a handful of rune paper and held it in my hand, and took a step under my feet, it seemed that a hand-to-hand fight could not be avoided.
The old man is also an old thief, he laughed after eating a secret loss, he dusted off the ashes of the rune paper left on his clothes, smacked his lips, and seemed to taste the taste in his mouth: "Yo ho, I can't see it, you are not very old, and you are also a fellow Taoist, eh, I heard that your accent is from the Northeast, why do you practice the Taoism of the Southern School?" β
This old thing does have something outstanding, just a glance, I can see that my teacher is fine, and I am also a little hairy, after all, people have already touched me clearly, but I don't even know what kind of immortal the opponent is, this is already the first to lose.
"Don't make this useless, don't you just want to do it, what's the matter, let the horse come." I knew that I couldn't let him see my timidity, so I put on the face of a social person who loved whom, and tried to take the lead in momentum.
The old man seemed to see through my trick, and instead of arguing with me, he smiled grimly: "Young man, do you still need me to make a move?" β
After the old man said this, his whole body shook rapidly, and it looked like dancing a hula, but an old man in black clothes and black pants who looked like a ghost was dancing in the dimly lit carriage, this kind of "fragrant" scene was more, but it revealed an indescribable weirdness.
By the way, this old man's movements suddenly reminded me of the picture I once saw of Indian street performers playing flutes and teasing snakes, which is simply amazing.
The old man's body writhed more and more rapidly, and made a sound similar to the "brushing, brushing, brushing, pulling" of scales rubbing against each other. At the same time, there were bursts of "????" The noise came from outside the carriage, and it seemed that something was gathering towards the carriage, and there were still a lot of them.
My heart was pounding, and I didn't know what was going to happen to this old thing. However, I soon knew, for I had seen gray pit vipers the size of a baby's arm, coiling down the luggage racks in the gaps in the carriages, and swimming towards me.
That's not all, outside the window glass at this time, you can still see dense pit vipers with white bellies swimming one by one, and it seems that these snakes are also about to enter the car as backups.
The old man stopped shaking, looked at those disgusting snakes with a pair of glass eyes like big-eyed thieves, and then looked at me looking around, and sneered: "Little Daoyou, my promise is still valid, as long as you hand over the heart-boosting lamp, I will let you go, okay?" β
"Don't talk nonsense, you treat me as a stupid and naΓ―ve preschooler, I believe you, I have to hit a tree when I go out, damn." I rolled my eyes at the old man, "Don't pretend as if you've already eaten me, just let you see how powerful I am." β
When I was fighting hard in the Stacked Killing Array before, I had used the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm to kill those highly poisonous black snakes, so I really didn't take these guys in front of me who seemed to be ordinary pit vipers too seriously.
However, the reality soon hit me with a big mouth, the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm is powerful, it is awesome, but I can only quench my thirst at the moment?? Those Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Rune Papers are all in the backpack, and the backpack is now crawling with pit vipers, and there is no way to get them.
However, this did not bother me, I took out the slashing rune in my trouser pocket, bit my index finger, and hurriedly drew a scribbled version of the five thunder oil pool fire talisman on the back of the slashing rune, and then, I threw those slashing runes into the air, and the rune paper "poof" burned continuously for a while, and the sparks that burst out after the rune paper exploded poured down like fire trees and silver flowers, burning those pit vipers in all directions, and the feet were in chaos.
When the old man saw that the viper array was about to disintegrate, he was in a hurry, and his right leg touched the ground, and his left leg was like a whip, and he swept towards my waist with the sound of the wind.
Stepping back, the old man's left leg slammed into the wall of the carriage with a crisp sound. I'm happy, and my heart says that it's just this old arm and old leg, and this time, if he doesn't have a crushed fracture, he can be regarded as an ancestor who has accumulated virtue.
However, the old man missed, as if he had nothing to do, his left leg was easily retracted, and then he lifted it upwards, and a very skillful one-word horse came.
I'm thinking about what this old man is trying to do, why don't you make an appearance coldly, you should be acting in a drama? I didn't think that the old man seemed to have calculated that his hand would attract my attention, and he turned around and swept his leg back, hitting the tibia of my calf, I exclaimed, reached out and hugged the old man's thigh, taking advantage of the situation to stabilize my body. At the same time, I reached out from my trouser pocket and took out 17 sets of special black mobile phones, rounded them, and looked at the old man's triangular face at once.
To tell the truth, this black phone is too useful as a weapon, I really don't know what material it is made of, holding it together, and it is very strong, so that I and the fat man, who are used to using bricks, can use it handy, and it is invincible.
This time, the mobile phone still did not disappoint me, and I once again used the martial arts mastery of "head-on" to confirm the value of the existence of this black mobile phone: life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first.
Fuck, I swiped the phone, and the old man couldn't stand it anymore, and with a "wow", he spit out two dead rats, followed by a flurry of retching, spitting out a bunch of mutilated, all human remains with severed hands and feet.
Hey, I almost didn't go back to my breath at the time, before I did it with Mo Fei, with Hong Weidong, and Qin Jinyang in the ancient tomb, although it was often covered with bruises, and occasionally small victories were also miserable victories, but most of the time it was spelling mana, resourcefulness, and psychology, and it was really rare to encounter this kind of low-level monster at the low end of the yin and yang world, and also used cannibalism as a means of survival, which is also too disgusting.
I hit the right shot, and I was about to make persistent efforts to straighten this old thing, not wanting him to twist his waist, and his legs were like noodles, and he circled around me a few times from the waist down. At the same time, two bony paws went straight to my door like a shrew and scratched at me.
What the fuck is this monster, this comprehensive quality is also very low, to be honest, just this old man has these few hands, completely dispelling the little awe that was born because he broke my sect with one word, this old girl is very good, too unpopular, just dare to provoke me, the host of the silkworm, and you have to learn to rob others, you are too fucking to take bean bags and improper dry food, right?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I didn't bother to entangle with the old man anymore, so I directly slapped the fire talisman paper of the Five Thunder Oil Pool on his top door, and at the same time quickly read in my mouth: "Reward the good wishes and sacrifice to the five mountains, and control the evil and help the right step on Kyushu." If you don't sacrifice the five mountains, you can't make a wish, and if you don't step on Kyushu, it's hard to become a gang. If you don't step on the Kyushu soldiers, you have to step on the Kyushu soldiers. Wind, fire, thunder and lightning, split! β