Chapter Ninety-Seven: Besieged by Demons
Because there are too many ghosts in the forest, I don't know why, after they suddenly attacked us, they didn't walk forward like the second uncle went shopping before, but opened their teeth and claws like a small whirlwind to gather where we were, and some were shrouded in a layer of black mist, so I turned my head and looked around and didn't see any changes in their shapes, but I saw that the layer of fog around them was obviously a faint red,
This change made me a little curious, but I didn't take it too seriously, and I spat and scolded: "Ya will be black for a while, and red for a while, you are green and I am not afraid of you now." ”
Lu Dachuan rarely didn't kick my ass or hit my head, but just looked at me with a dark face and said, "It's really ignorant and fearless." ”
I looked at Lu Dachuan with a look like a man I had never seen before, and I hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?" ”
"It's right not to be afraid, but we're in big trouble this time." Lu Dachuan said and took out the kettle and handed it to me, motioning for me to drink some water.
Judging from the situation of the battle just now, it is really not good for us to fight until the ghost does not have my urine, and at present, I am surrounded by so many ghost layers, and if I want to get out alive, I really have to be able to pee at any time, so I didn't say anything, took the kettle "Knock Knock" and drank it, and then stopped when I felt that it was going to overflow, and returned the kettle to Lu Dachuan with a full burp,
With the spear in his hand, he vigilantly circled around us, not allowing the ghost thing that seemed to be a little afraid but had no intention of retreating to approach us, and Liu Changleg said appreciatively: "That's right, it's not enough, I still have it." ”
"You have it." I looked at Liu Changjiao, who had a little schadenfreude on his face, and really wanted to go over and give him a kick in the ass, but the situation in front of me was really not the time to fight, so I had to hold back, "You are not afraid that I will drink too much water, and the quality of the urine produced by the time is not up to par, and the low content of urine alkali will not be able to achieve the due urine effect on the ghost." ”
Liu Changleg looked serious, and the expression on his face immediately became serious: "Fuck, I didn't expect this, it's better to be in moderation." ”
I said nonsense casually, everyone could still hold back, Liu Changleg said this seriously, and they all laughed, and Lu Dachuan scolded: "These two two goods." ”
Lu Keqin smiled and pinched my waist: "The skin is really getting thicker and thicker." ”
It may be that the atmosphere is really too dull, and Lin Xian'er, who has always talked little, also said: "It's really not simple, even such a professional question can be considered." ”
I don't know what will happen next, but my unintentional sentence is undoubtedly extremely rare for us to be able to laugh in this situation, so we talked a few words to our heart's content, and the topic turned back,
Lu Dachuan said: "Look at these ghosts in the forest, at the beginning we could see only a cloud of mist, then they appeared clearly in front of our eyes, and then when they were shrouded in a cloud of black gas, they began to attack us, and now they are slowly turning red again, I think this is the so-called manifestation of the evil qi getting heavier and heavier, and it is estimated that it is no longer something that ordinary people like us can deal with." ”
"It can't be true, the guy who can let out his head like a dog and bite people is black enough, and he hasn't been beaten away by you with a stick." As I said before, I also have some awareness of this aspect of ghost things through hearsay, but looking at Liu Changjiao at this time to maintain the "order" of the nearest circle of ghosts, it made me a little skeptical, thinking that they were nothing more than that, so I swung a spear at the nearest head and hit the ghost who was covered by the long curly hair and couldn't tell which side was the face and which was the back of the head.
Lu Dachuan grabbed my hand and scolded: "You kid is really a weird, say you're bold, you peed your pants twice along the way, say you're timid, you're not afraid of heaven and earth, I see that you're addicted to ghosts like this now, I can't wait to have another one." ”
Even though this is the nth time Lu Dachuan has seen my thoughts, I still can't help but be surprised: "How do you know." ”
Lu Dachuan still replied to me with that sentence: "You kid pouts your ass, and I don't know what shit you are pulling." ”
To be honest, I really want to have a fight with the ghost in my heart, don't think I have a problem in my head, I think it's a bit of a urine man who will think about having a fight after a fight, think about it when watching action movies, which man doesn't want to be able to punch or kick a person out and blood boiling, don't want to have that kind of "stunt", but is it possible in reality, even if you have more strength to kick a person away, not to mention legal responsibility, I'm afraid of "medical expenses" It's not something that ordinary people can afford, and it's different from fighting with ghosts, thrilling, you don't need to take any responsibility to be able to fly it, but it's a problem to be addicted to the brain, when I'm thinking about it, when I think of Lu Dachuan saving me, the ghost head screamed like a gray wolf and flew into the sky above the forest and disappeared, and I didn't feel that my blood was boiling again.
Of course, my state still did not escape Lu Dachuan's eyes, he said: "It's still the same sentence, it's right not to be afraid of things, but you must not take it lightly, you don't want to think that Xian'er and Keqin were not charmed, and they also accidentally turned the charm that unknowingly made us fall into the Tao into a farce, and we are afraid that it will be a catastrophe now." ”
Lu Dachuan said this, Lu Keqin didn't say anything, but Lin Xian'er was not convinced: "You are so strong, I am a woman who desperately tried her best to pull you two men back, why did it become a mistake." ”
After Lu Dachuan said this, I didn't have the heart to listen to their lawsuits, and I thought about the dangers I experienced along the way, and felt that whether it was defeating the unicorn python, the human-faced bat, the straight cancer, the Nile crocodile or the forest python, it was not how much strength we had, but a little shit luck, this time it was really a bit arrogant,
Thinking of this, I can't help but worry, we are now sleepy, Lu Keqin leaned on my body and sank more and more, obviously I couldn't stand still, and the color of the ghosts around me was getting redder and redder, what if my urine lost its urine effect on them, what should I do next,
I tried to recall the stories I had heard about the ghosts before and the ghost movies I had watched, and what other methods ordinary people could use to deal with ghosts, and it seemed that the last thing to solve the ghosts was some charms, things that needed professional knowledge, his uncle, he already knew that I was a Taoist, what university did I go to,
People are always like this, when they want to use "books", they regret not "reading", and they still care about it.
I was thinking about it here, Lu Dachuan said: "While the child's urine can still have some effect on them, let's find out if there are any of those three kinds of trees in the forest, this is not a way after all." ”
It's still me, Lu Dachuan and Liu Long Legs to protect Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er in the middle and walk towards the center of Atlantis, where our spears are swung, those ghosts that have changed color are still avoided, although it is not far, but it is enough for us to walk over, after a war, Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er have also fully adapted to the environment of the existence of ghosts, and we have walked quite smoothly, but although the forest is large, it is not that we can find any bird if we want to find any bird, and the trees we need do not always appear, and our physical strength is becoming more and more exhausted, it's more of a headache,
But Lu Dachuan seems to have a way to deal with things, in front of those disgusting ghosts, he took out our roasted snake meat from the bag, cut a large section of snake meat with meat and bones into five small pieces with a few knives, and each of us divided a small section and said: "I know it's a little difficult to eat in front of these things, but in order to survive, we can't pay attention to so much......" Saying that, Lu Dachuan took a big bite on his own piece of meat,
There are undoubtedly only two ways to replenish physical strength, eating and sleeping, sleeping We really can't now, and if we can't eat, it's really only a dead end, so under the drive of Lu Dachuan, we also gnawed on each other,
As soon as I bit the meat in my mouth, I thought I would be so disgusted that I couldn't swallow it, but it turned out that was not the case at all, after the sweetness of the food hooked the hunger, and then looked at the ghosts with hanging eyes and hanging intestines, I thought that now I would go up and bite them two bites to fill my stomach, and I would not hesitate to open my mouth to bite,
So I almost gobbled up a piece of snake meat that was assigned to me until I was left with a bone, and finally licked the bone like a popsicle stick, I forgot what the few small pieces of snake bones I ate snake meat in my mouth when I was a child were like, but the snake bones of the forest snake that I gnawed clean were very fun, the two ribs that grew from the spine bones were long and curved, like two big horns, I thought it was fun, and my brain was hot and I stuck the two ribs that were relatively in the middle and a certain distance from the side of my own waist into my waistThen the vertebrae turned to the front, and the hand did not let go, and a snake bone was tied around my waist like a belt.
Lu Dachuan glared at me when he saw it: "What kind of moth are you kid." ”
I twisted my waist: "Don't you think it's awesome with such a belt." ”
"Niu X didn't see it, but Silly X had a ......"
"Brother, what did you say, do you still look like a brother?" Lu Keqin choked Lu Dachuan with a word, turned his face to me and said, "It's dirty, get it down." ”
After drilling in the cave for so long, the rats probably have to recognize us as relatives when they see us, and if they are dirty, their clothes will stain their bones, so I shook my head: "It's okay, I've already licked it clean." ”
I didn't mean it funny, but they laughed again, but it's okay to laugh out that it shows that we're not in a bad situation.
I just thought of it in my heart, but those ghost things seemed to confirm that what Lu Dachuan said was true, and suddenly they stopped giving us debut, no matter how much the three of us swung the spear, the tip of the spear was tied with clothes dipped in my urine just like the kick I kicked the ghost, and I watched it pass through its body, but it was not moved at all,
The ghosts in all directions no longer gave way to us and didn't pounce like the last time, but each of us was so frightened that we broke out in a cold sweat, his uncle, do I want to take out the guy and use hot urine to bite them, try if they are really not afraid of the boy's urine, or the urine on the spear tip clothes volatilizes and loses the urine effect, and I really can't make up my mind for a while,