Li Mason excitedly pointed to the girl on the left and leaned into his woman's ear and said, "That girl is really beautiful, and her ass is big, she will definitely be able to give birth." That's it. ”

Li Shimason shouted at his son lying on the bed: "You unlucky! When it's time, you know to sleep! Still mad at me? ”

Li Xiaocheng remained motionless.

Li Mason thought that his son ignored him because of the previous incident, and he simply didn't bother to take care of his son. One beauty after another gave him the feeling that the emperor was choosing a concubine, of course, he was not the emperor, he was the emperor. He has only smashed such beautiful women on stones in his life, and those women come from his fantasies, from his dreams. In fact, many people say that the beauties he carved in stone are so vivid that they even make people think about it. A rich man once asked him to throw a stone beauty at him for him to play with. Li Mason did not agree. He believed that once a stone has an image, it also has a soul. He doesn't want the beauties he made with his own hands to be played with by the rich.

There was a bamboo beauty on that rich man's bed. The bamboo beauty is not actually a beauty, and it has no human shape, it is just a bamboo tube with a width on both sides and a thin middle. In the summer, it is very cool to sleep with a bamboo beauty.

But the rich man was so fat that he was covered in oil and water when it was hot. The bamboo beauty was eroded by his oil and water, and became black and yellow, as if it was not a bamboo beauty, but a bamboo old man.

So he wanted Li Mason to smash a stone beauty for him.

In fact, in this regard, Li Xiaocheng inherited his father's expertise when making scarecrows.

The matchmaker with yellow eyes saw Li Mason yelling loudly, and hurriedly stopped: "It's getting late now, and everyone else's house is asleep, if you shout like this, it will make a noise next door to the neighbors." Please be quiet. ”

Li Mason nodded, concentrating on assisting his woman to help his son "choose a concubine".

Li Mason's woman first asked the girl Li Shimason pointed out: "Do you have any brothers and sisters at home?" ”

The girl politely replied, "No." I'm an only child. ”

Li Mason was overjoyed and said to his woman, "That's good." She has no younger brothers and brothers at home, and the family wealth will be used on her alone. This should be appropriate, right? ”

Li Mason's woman stretched out her hand and motioned for Li Mason to speak less and let her come.

"How many people do you have in your house?" Stonemason's woman asked.

The girl smiled and replied, "There are six people up there." There are grandparents, grandparents, and a grandmother on each side. ”

The woman turned to her man and said, "Did you hear that?" There are six people on it! She is already this age, and her grandmother will die soon, and it will cost a funeral fee. When our son marries her, there will be so many old people to take care of, and the burden will be heavier. You have to give several gifts during the New Year's holiday! We must find a girl with few old people above us to lighten the burden on our son. ”

Li Mason disagreed with her opinion and said: "Pension is an internal matter, how can she not agree to the marriage because there are many elderly people in her family?" Do you want our son to marry a girl who has a good family and no father or mother? That's too harsh, isn't it? ”

Li Mason's woman smirked proudly: "It's not what it used to be! There are so many girls out there now! Isn't there anything better? I don't believe it! ”

I asked the other two girls, and the conditions were not as good as the previous one. I had to change people again.

After seeing more than ten girls in a row, Li Mason's woman finally chose a girl with very good conditions at home and only one mother alive.

The matchmaker was obviously impatient, and after seeing that she had chosen a girl, she was afraid that she would regret it, so she took the girl's hand and walked to the woman of Li Mason, and said, "I think, why don't you let your son have sex with this girl tonight?" lest thou regret it, and lest the girl's family reproach. What do you think? ”

Li Stonemason shook his head and said, "I'm afraid this is not good. ”

Li Mason's woman immediately interrupted her man's speech and said loudly, "What's wrong? This girl is the best of them all. Sooner you have sex with us Xiaocheng, become a member of our family early, and give us a big fat grandson early! Don't say the girl can't wait, I can't wait. Let's have the same room! Let's have sex tonight! ”

Li Mason said: "You have to ask your son's opinion, right?" ”

"What do you want to ask him for? The words of the matchmaker of the parents. We'll just decide for him. Before, we begged grandpa to tell grandma to find a matchmaker to find a daughter-in-law, and how many people's thresholds were broken, but who cared about us? It's rare tonight that all of a sudden there are so many girls who want to marry into our Li family, what if she regrets it tomorrow morning? ”

After this reminder, Li Mason also thinks that the dust has settled well, and if it is procrastinated, it is inevitable that there will be changes in the future. He had enough of begging his son before.

"Tonight, then!" Li stonemason patted his leg and said.

The matchmaker with yellow eyes was overjoyed, and hurriedly pulled the beautiful and docile girl to Li Xiaocheng's bedside, and asked the girl to get into Li Xiaocheng's bed.

Mr. and Mrs. Li were overjoyed.

The matchmaker covered the quilt for the girl, pinched the corners of the quilt, and came back to push Li and his wife out of the house.

Li Mamason refused to go out, looked at his son on the bed and said, "Matchmaker, why is my son still lying still?" ”

The smile on the corner of the matchmaker's mouth was very long, like two whiskers up. The matchmaker said, "Of course he won't move." Is he embarrassed to stay here? ”

Mr. and Mrs. Li nodded and said, "The matchmaker is right!" ”

After walking out of the door, Li Mason remembered that he hadn't given the woman a bride price yet, so he hurriedly took the matchmaker's hand and asked, "Matchmaker, we haven't given the woman a bride price yet." When is it better for us to go to the woman's house to give the bride price? ”

Later, Li Mason said that when he grabbed the matchmaker's hand, he felt something was wrong and hairy. But he looked down at the matchmaker's hands, and found that they were a pair of hands with excellent skin and tender flesh.

The matchmaker smiled and said, "It's all a family, what do you want as a bride price?" ”

Li Mason hurriedly said: "The bride price is still required, this is etiquette." ”

The matchmaker looked at the moonlight in the sky at the door of the hall, and her eyes shone like the water in the washbasin reflected in the moonlight at the Li Stonemason's house. "Human favor is a saw, you see and I saw. The exchange of gifts is all false. If your son can marry her, she will be satisfied, and she will not need a bride price. "The way she looked at the moonlight was very reverent.

Li Mason couldn't help but glance at the moon in the sky as well. The moon is no different than any other time. The osmanthus tree is still the osmanthus tree, but I can't see Wu Gang who cut down the tree.

"I'm leaving!" The matchmaker walked towards the gate.

Li Mason hurriedly said, "Why are you in such a hurry? If it's not shabby, you can stay at my house tonight. ”

Li Mason's woman was also busy talking.

But the matchmaker ignored them, walked towards the door, and took the door with her after going out.

Li Mason's woman hurriedly urged Li Mason: "It's so late, how can you let people go?" Go and leave her behind! lest people say that our Li family is not sincere in hospitality! ”

Li Mason hurriedly followed.

When I opened the gate, I saw that the silver light of the moon covered the earth, and the ground seemed to be covered with a thin layer of snow. There is no matchmaker's back in this "snowfield", and there are no matchmaker's footprints.

"Running so fast!" Li Mason sighed.

Suddenly, his gaze fell on the ridge a little farther away. There seemed to be two people crawling there. Li Stonemason approached a little, and the two things seemed to be two corpses. He dared to get closer and kicked it with his foot. The thing turned over.

It turned out to be two abandoned scarecrows, and after he kicked them, the straw inside peeked out from under their clothes. Twenty or thirty little mice that had made nests in the scarecrow crawled out of the straw. The rat's fur has not yet grown and does not know how to escape, but only crawls around.

Li Mason relieved himself, returned to the house, and bolted the door.

Later, Mr. and Mrs. Li went back to their room to sleep. After experiencing this sudden happy event, how could the two of them be sleepy? So they talked a lot at the bedside, and they went to sleep when they were too sleepy.

Li Mason's woman said that being a mother is always more worrying than being a father, even if it is empty-hearted.

Early the next morning, the woman got up from the bed and made breakfast.

She wanted her son and the new daughter-in-law who came last night to have a delicious breakfast, so that the new daughter-in-law would have an initial good impression of the family.

She fried two large bowls of glutinous rice balls, sprinkled them with brown sugar, and went to her son's room to wake them up.

When she arrived at her son's room, she was a little unhappy when she saw that the quilt was still covered by the matchmaker last night. The son and the girl were asleep on their side facing inside, and she couldn't see their faces. She tiptoed to the bed, gently lifted the corner of the quilt, and found that the girl's clothes were still the same as they were last night, and she slept with them. She was even more upset.

It wasn't what she expected to see.

But if the son doesn't take the initiative, and the girl is reserved, it's useless to be a mother in a hurry.

She didn't want her son to know that she had secretly seen it, so she put down the quilt, gently and quietly retreated to the door, coughed, and said, "Xiaocheng, get up and eat." ”

Her son smacked his lips and snorted sleepily, "Mom...... Why did you eat so early today......"

In the old days, she would go to the bedside and lift her son's quilt and wake him up. But today is different. She couldn't do that.

She stood at the door and repeated, "Xiaocheng, get up and eat!" "The pitch is slightly higher than it was just now.

Her son used to stay in bed for a while after she lifted the quilt. But today, her son is not used to seeing his mother lift the quilt.

Li Xiaocheng turned his head to look at his mother to see why she hadn't lifted the quilt.

But when she turned her head, she didn't see her mother, but saw a beautiful face.

The woman of the Li stonemason thought that her son's twisted head would reveal a smiling face.

But her son screamed hysterically!

This panicked shout woke up the Li stonemason at home, and also woke up the light and light morning dream of several families in the neighborhood.