Chapter 82: Father and Mother in a Past Life
I have to say that Cai Handong's words directly touched Zhang Shifei's heart, an understatement Do you believe in the afterlife, touched the softest place of Zhang Shifei, once upon a time he and Xu Ying were so happy and comfortable in the unknown mountain, but it was like a dream, the dream woke up very Xu Ying had already died, and by chance she met her reincarnation, but when she talked to her about her previous life, she smiled indifferently and never paid attention.
Maybe this is really an old-fashioned trick to pick up girls, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then took a sip of beer, it was very bitter and astringent, and it was very cold in the stomach, he said lightly to Cai Handong: "Isn't this something that only those little girls who have not grown their hair will pay attention to, why do you believe in this set of old men?" ”
Cai Handong smiled, stroked his glasses with his hand, and said: "The beliefs are different, I believe that the past life and this life are not unilaterally inclined to marriage, I care more about it." ”
Zhang Shifei was quite interesting to hear what he said, so he became interested and asked, "Be careful." ”
After speaking, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, and then handed it to Cai Handong, Cai Handong thanked him, lit it and took a puff, it seemed to be very comfortable, he said to Zhang Shifei: "Believe in the past life and this life, you must believe in karma, you may laugh at it, do you believe in retribution?" ”
You will have retribution.
I damn it, Zhang Zhengfei's face changed with a brush, it is true that he didn't believe in this thing before, and he thought that if there was retribution, he would have to go home miserably, but after experiencing Yingzhou and his party, his thoughts turned upside down, so he hurriedly picked up his wine glass again and wanted to hide his deep fear of these two words by drinking, he said: "Believe ......." ”
After he finished speaking, Cai Handong picked up the chopsticks, then pointed to the three scales on a plate and said: "If you want to believe it, then we can explain it, don't you listen to the story, I'll tell you one, and you'll know what's going on after you're done." ”
Li Lanying, who was eating Haisai on the side, picked up a large piece of elbow meat, and the bite was full of oil, he saw that Zhang Shifei was chatting here, so he mixed in, and asked while chirping: "What are you talking about, Lao Zhang, this is your friend, hey, aren't you the one who?" I've seen you hi on TV. ”
Cai Handong smiled, then shook hands with Li Lanying, it was considered to be an acquaintance, and after chatting a few words, he continued to tell the story he wanted to tell.
Cai Handong told him that in ancient times, there was a monk, that is, a monk, who went down the mountain to make a fate, and happened to pass by a family to get married, so he went in, walked to the courtyard, he looked at the chicken, duck and fish meat on the banquet, sighed, and actually began to read the names of those chickens and fish, but it was not the name of the dish, but the name of the person.
The people in that family were very strange, thinking that you monk was not convulsive, what are you talking about here, so he stepped forward to ask, the monk smiled slightly, and even sang, he sang: Mo Dao reincarnation is bitter, and the grandson marries his grandmother. The cattle and sheep sit on the table, and the six relatives cook in the pot. The woman eats the flesh of the mother, and the son beats the drum of the father's skin. Exultation? Exultation? Great compassion, great compassion.
Zhang Shifei was a little confused, what does this mean? Li Lanying on the side was also very suspicious, obviously, his comprehension ability was not as good as Zhang Shifei, his Xu fat man was still competing with the real fat man next to him to eat at this time, the big meat kept greeting his mouth, he listened with his ears stunned, and the children present also felt that Cai Handong was talking very interesting, and they were all staring at him with big eyes waiting for him to continue.
Cai Handong smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I'm afraid of hitting your eating Yaxing, so don't talk about it." ”
Zhang Shifei thought about this person in his heart, and he didn't talk about it when he hooked up his interest, true grandson, so he hurriedly said: "Don't be a eunuch, how much is there no professional ethics if you dig a pit and don't fill it?" ”
Those children also began to urge the reporter's brother to continue, and Cai Handong saw that he couldn't get off the stage, so he said: "Okay, then I'll tell you what this means." ”
After that, he continued to say that a monk had some ability, and as soon as his eyes were opened, the family was tragic, and the monk could see that the bride was the reincarnation of the groom's grandmother! It turned out that when the groom was born, his father did too many bad things and hung up, and his grandmother didn't last a few days when she was old, and she went down there in a drowsy state, and after seeing the king of Hades, he complained to the king of Hades, saying that his grandson was still young, his father was dead, and what should his mother do if he remarried him? You let me go back and feed him.
The king of Hades said to the old woman, "You are so old that even if you go back, you will not live for a few days, so you will be his daughter-in-law in the next life."
And so, twenty years later, the child was married.
After hearing the monk's words, the bridegroom was taken aback, and his heart was very uncomfortable, but the monk continued: You see the girl on that side eating pig's trotters, but you don't know that this pig's trotters are the hooves of the woman's dead mother reincarnated into a pig.
This is nothing, that is, the bride's previous life, that is, the groom's grandmother who came to eat meat and drink wine when she had a happy event, has now become a big fish and meat in the pot, and the cattle, sheep and fish killed by his grandmother when she did a wedding event are now reincarnated as today's guests.
That's why we say great joy and great sorrow, and that's exactly what it is.
Oh! Li Fatzi heard this, and his face was immediately pale, he was gnawing on a big bone in his mouth at this time, listening to what Cai Handong said about this disgusting, he couldn't go up and down, and he didn't know whether to continue to eat or spit it out, his resistance was better, after all, he once watched the contestants who ate canned sardines by the mermaid in the sewer, but the children at the same table suffered, they all grew up and their mouths were motionless, and even more turned their heads and ran in the direction of the bathroom, probably vomited, As a result, the atmosphere on the whole table was very embarrassing, except for the fat man who seemed to be a kettle next to Li Lanying, everyone didn't want to eat.
Zhang Shifei regretted this in his heart, this story came out of Cai Handong's mouth with a nose and eyes, which made him feel uncomfortable in his stomach for a while, so he said to Cai Handong: "I said, no, you mean that this table of meat is full of our former relatives?" ”
Cai Handong was a little embarrassed, he hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry, I'm doing bad things with good intentions, in fact, it's just a story, it's about reincarnation, and killing karma is going to eliminate karma............ It may be complicated for me to say this, but in short, it's better to eat less meat, what do you think? ”
After he finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei was depressed in his heart, he thought to himself, I still think, I think if it was put on me half a year ago, you would have fallen under the table by now.
But what he said is not unreasonable, I remember that when I was in Yingzhou again, Chen Luan's old lamp told the two of them something similar, cause and effect, isn't it just that you cut me and I stab you back, it's not that complicated.
So Zhang Shifei took a sip of wine, and said to him: "I don't think so, I think life should still eat and drink, after all, if you keep thinking about those things, you will not even be comfortable living in this life, let alone the next life." ”
Cai Handong smiled and didn't speak.
Now the meal can't be stopped, only the 'kettle' on the whole table is not affected, and it is still sweet, but others can't, those children are almost gone, it seems that Zhang is right and they can only drink, Li Lanying took a few bottles of beer, and then chatted with the two, after the topic changed, the three of them chatted quite speculatively.
It wasn't until half an hour later that the 'kettle' was finished, and sixty percent of the dishes on the table went into his stomach, and when he was full, he leaned back in his chair, and did not wipe his greasy mouth, but burped loudly, and his face was full of happiness.
Li Lanying saw that this buddy was teasing, maybe because they were all fat people, cherishing heroes and valuing heroes, so he handed over a cigarette and talked to him, the fat man took the cigarette with a smile, and then said thank you angrily, the fat man helped him light it, and he also smoked, but Zhang Shifei found that he didn't know how to smoke at all, and he didn't understand it at all.
But you can't say it, how faceless are people if you say it? Zhang Shifei and they accosted this fat man and asked him where he was, was he a relative of Wang Shouli?
The fat man nodded, and then said to the three, "I am his third uncle." ”
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly had black lines on the back of their heads, it turned out that like the two of them, this was also a rubbing meal.
Looking at the satisfaction and smirk on the fat man's face, Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, what kind of world is this, rubbing rice can rub out a sense of superiority.
But they are all fellow believers, and they don't pay attention to those, so they chatted, the fat man didn't seem to like to talk much, and kept looking at them with a smile until Mr. Cui came over, it seemed that this part was not less drinking, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, and he was shaking when he walked.
Mr. Cui patted the shoulders of the two of them with the smell of alcohol, and then said, "Don't talk, it's time to withdraw......... Hey? ”
Zhang Shifei turned his head to look at him, only to see Mr. Cui glance at the 'kettles', and seemed to have found something for a moment, but he quickly recovered to his previous drunken state, and motioned for the two to go without saying anything.
The conversation was in full swing, but they also knew that it was time to go, so Zhang Shifei Li Lanying said goodbye to Cai Handong and the kettle, and then got up and walked out of the hotel with Mr. Cui.
In fact, the banquet is now, and the people who are leaving are almost the same, Zhang Shifei looked around, and saw Wang Shouli's youngest daughter sitting on the cement steps not far from the hotel, with no one beside her, which looked quite sad.
So he said to Wang Shouli, "Brother Wang, your daughter is okay over there." ”
Na Cheng thought that Wang Shouli was very abnormal today, maybe he had drunk too much, so he waved his hand, and then said: "It's okay, my girl is obedient, so who, you help me take a look." ”
On the side, his relatives walked over and said that Wang Xiaoyuan brought it back, the child was still wooden, I don't know what she was thinking, she didn't dare to look at the right and wrong expression, so he turned around and walked with Mr. Cui.
The three of them were still walking, Mr. Cui was full of alcohol, and he had to be supported by Li Fatzi when he walked, and after turning a corner on the street corner, Mr. Cui said why not go, sat on the stone tooth on the side of the street, and then involuntarily put the little finger of his right hand into his mouth.
The two of them were disgusted for a while, to say that Mr. Cui's right little finger is quite interesting, the nails of the little finger are black, quite long and sharp, according to Mr. Cui before, it is no problem to use this little fingernail to cut apples.
After about ten minutes, the head spoke, and he said to the two of them: "Be the fat man next to the two of you, do you two notice something different?" ”
Li Lanying saw that this head seemed to be talking drunk, so she said angrily: "Of course, of course I found out, he is different from us, he is pure rice." ”
"!" I saw that Mr. Cui scolded, and when he looked up, the smell of wine on his body disappeared without a trace, and his expression became serious.
(Tonight is the deadline for the collated version of the last book, and tomorrow it will be the deadline to publish the entity, so, En, let's do this tonight, everyone's forgiveness.) )
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