Dinghammer never asks too much about the past of ham sausages, unless it is something she chats about when she is bored...... The hammer really knows nothing.

Regarding the past of ham sausage, Dinghammer only knows that she once became the half-human and half-metal she is now due to a man-made accident, and she doesn't know anything about the process in between.

"That day I remember that my driver drove me to school, and then ......" Ham Sausage's face suddenly changed, and even his lips began to turn a little white: "When I was halfway through, a car full of asphalt hit me straight up, and then a car full of smoking asphalt overturned on our car, the driver was very experienced, he reversed as fast as he could, but it was too late, the asphalt poured in through the smashed window, and my entire lower body was buried in it." ”

Ham sausage sat halfway up the mountain in Shenlin Park, holding fish balls in his hand, and his eyes looked directly at the quiet undulating mountains: "It hurts, it hurts...... I still can't forget that heart-piercing pain. I first felt hopelessness when I was in the first grade of elementary school. Later, I became numb from the pain, and I watched my legs and waist slowly become scorched. I don't know how I got rescued. ”

She smiled lightly: "I'm sure someone saved me, but I don't know who saved me, I just remember when he took me out, I felt so safe and secure." ”

As she spoke, she took out the driving record that had been stored and put it in the hand of the hammer, which could be self-projected. Take a look.

Dinghammer shook his head and gently scratched the back of the ham sausage as before: "I don't watch it, I don't like to watch horror movies, I'm afraid." ”

"I'm afraid of a fart." Ham sausage frowned: "Look! ”

"Look at you, fierce, you will definitely beat your husband in the future." The hammer retracted his hand and aimed it in the darkness and pressed the button on the black box.

Then, less than five meters away from them, a relatively clear picture appeared, in which was a little girl dying covered in asphalt, with the appearance of ham sausage faintly visible between her eyebrows.

In the video, the ham sausage does not cry from beginning to end. Just staring at the black roof. The decorations in the car began to be curled with burning. The skin of the small ham sausage also began to be slowly burned, and the skin quickly blistered and fell off.

This pain can be felt by anyone, even after many years, an unrelated hammer can empathize with the pain of ham sausage at that time.

And just as Dinghammer's heart was pounding, a glimmer of light suddenly shot out of the outside. Then I saw that the light was getting stronger and stronger. A hazy figure flickers in the camera. Then the roof and the heavy asphalt covering the top were lifted up, and the badly burned ham sausage was lifted out of the asphalt pile, and the whole image began to flicker. It was as if it had been strongly disturbed, and it ended up being a snowflake spot.

"This may be because this person has activated the ability, he must be very strong, strong enough to burn the recorder with the anti-jamming function directly. I don't remember much about what happened after that, I felt very tired and tired, and my eyes were about to close. But he kept telling me not to sleep don't sleep, his voice was warm, I wanted to talk to him, but ...... I was speechless. After he sent me to my father, I never saw him again. My father never told me about the rest of the story, but I secretly knew from the notes that the Edman metal was left to my father by that man, and my father used the properties of that metal to create a body for me, which is my current body. It's not as good as Edman Metal, but it's just a little bit worse. ”

Ham sausage held his knees in his hands, his eyes were full of longing, and he muttered to himself: "Later, I gradually recovered and grew up, although I often have nightmares because of that incident, but I can hear that person's voice in the nightmare, I feel very, very stable." When I was fourteen or fifteen years old, I often thought that if I could see him again one day, I would marry him. ”

Dingzhu felt weird when he heard it, and he had an indescribable bird taste in his heart, so he could only put on an indifferent look and said: "Hey, you're a nymphomaniac, you die!" Maybe it's a seventy-year-old man. ”

The ham sausage slowly turned his head to look at the hammer, and suddenly clapped his hands and laughed: "You stupid x are actually jealous!" Jealous!! ”

"jealous of you,!" Dinghammer impatiently pushed away the face of the ham sausage: "You are boring or not!" I'm going to play with Bai Fei. ”

After saying that, he was about to get up and leave, but the ham sausage grabbed his trouser belt: "You dare to go and I'll break your dog's leg!" ”

"Let it go! Let me go! The hammer rushed forward like a cow: "If you don't let go, I'll shout!" ”

"Oops!" The ham sausage shouted coldly: "Can you still play happily!" Why don't you grow up! Give me back! ”

After being dragged back by the angry ham sausage, Dinghammer was obviously a little unhappy, and he just sat there smoking and didn't speak, but the ham sausage hit him with his shoulder: "Hey, you won't be able to." ”

"I'm going to find Bai Fei."

"You're looking for a fight, aren't you?" Ham sausage gritted his teeth: "You said it yourself, people may be seventy years old, and after more than 20 years, they may all be dead." ”

"How is it possible, you know better than me, right? It's not hard for someone who can develop Edman metal to rejuvenate themselves, right? Dinghammer pursed his lips with a look of disdain: "Maybe people have become a ten-year-old handsome guy now?" You're going to get married, you're going. ”

The ham sausage lazily stretched his tendons, turned around and leaned on the back of the hammer: "What about the handsome guy?" The past is gone, I just want to find him and say thank you to him in person. ”

"Then go find it." Dinghammer laughed without warning: "Go, go, go, maybe he's all dead now." ”

"Hey, do you have a bit of a position? Just now, it was said that maybe people were rejuvenated, but now they say that they are dead. ”

Dinghammer haha: "Anyway, you don't want to find it." ”

"I really haven't found it, I've tried to synthesize his voiceprint to try to find him. But every time after the merger, I find that it's either you or my father's. Anyway, the man's voice couldn't be reconciled. Ham Sausage sighed, looking lonely: "But think about it, if someone comes back to you and asks you for Edman, you can't cut off your hands?" ”

Dinghammer was stunned for a moment, and then the glove on his right hand suddenly fell off, and he took it in his hand to play with: "The monster said that the power of the world sperm last time not only changed your body back, but also caused the Edman metal to be separated from my body. ”

"Give me back!" Ham sausage pouted: "If you can take it down and don't pay me back, do you know what this means to me?" ”

"Dowry." Dinghammer smiled sheepishly. And bring the gloves back into your hands. Then make the glove and his right hand one: "You definitely want to take the glove and marry the ninety-year-old man!" ”

"Give me back! Give me back! ”

The ham sausage swooped down and knocked the hammer to the ground, then snatched the gloves like crazy, and the two of them crawled and rolled on the grass.

Of course, the behavior of the two of them seems to outsiders. That's a typical case of melancholy weathering. Especially the laughter of the ham sausage debauchery. That's a tickle that can make those singles scratch their hearts and livers.

"Give it back to me." The ham sausage is pressed against the hammer's body. The forehead was on his forehead, and the distance between the two people was basically zero, and the other party's breathing could be felt clearly.

"To your sister." One hand of the hammer was pressed to the ground by the ham sausage. A hand wrapped around her waist: "Don't even think about it!" ”

"That's my dowry...... hambourse whispered, "and you don't plan to marry me." ”

"No dowry is given." looked straight into the eyes of the ham sausage, and said softly: "I've been here for four years." ”

"Yes, I've been with you for four years." The ham sausage pressed his body down, and the lips of the two people were almost touching: "There is no day apart." ”

"So you have to compensate Lao Tzu for the loss of youth, just because of you, Lao Tzu can't take good health, can't soak horses, and even go to the bar has to be prescribed by you to go home at nine o'clock."

"Then who is responsible for my youth?"

After speaking, the ham sausage was softly attached to the lips of the hammer, and this unusually gentleness made the hammer suddenly lose its proportion, but subconsciously hugged the ham sausage tighter.

After four years together, the sudden kiss of these two enemies in their previous lives actually shocked them both in their hearts, but what followed was a peaceful enjoyment. This kind of near-synchronous tacit understanding, except for people like them who get along day and night, it is very difficult to find a similar one.

The hammer touched Ye's chest, pinched Hammer's buttocks, and secretly hugged Bai Fei's waist, but none of his panics could compare to the sudden gentle kiss of ham sausage.

Neither of them knew how long it had been, until the fireworks of the celebration suddenly exploded in the sky, and the pair of dog men and women who had caused evil woke up.

"Mom...... I'm going home and brushing my teeth. The ham sausage stood up and wiped his mouth and ran away, his face crimson: "I was licked by a dog when I fell asleep." ”

"......" Dinghammer also came back to his senses, and hurriedly wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "I'm disgusted, I have the illusion of being a base......

As soon as the words fell, the ham sausage turned around and was a whip leg: "Mom, get out of me!" ”

Dinghammer dodged with a smile on his face, and then walked forward quickly and put his hand on the shoulder of the ham sausage: "Brother, you have to help me keep it secret, otherwise if you say it, my reputation will be ruined." ”

The ham sausage glanced at the hammer: "Dead open, dead open." ”

Although the two of them scolded and scolded along the way, they still went to the city center together to participate in the week-long grand carnival that opened today.

This passer-by can basically be described as a sea of people, and the new image of Dinghammer's bald head has not yet been publicly displayed, so no one can recognize him along the way.

And the ham sausage seems to be a different person today, full of femininity, with a height of 1.75 meters and charming eyes, the return rate is nearly 90%. And she didn't care at all, pulling the hammer to buy snacks and cheap bags at the roadside stalls.

"I'm going to play this!" When the ham sausage was in the small park in the middle of the street, he suddenly pointed to the shooting range in front of him that was specially opened for the festival, which was full of all kinds of cute plush toys: "Let's go!" ”

"Come, come, take a look. Five dollars a bullet, the hit is yours! ”

The owner of the small shooting range greeted the people who came and went warmly, and the ham sausage unceremoniously pulled the hammer and squeezed into the crowd. Then he pointed to the farthest and heaviest doll, and shouted coquettishly, "Shoot it down!" Shoot it down! ”

Dinghammer waved his hand: "Such a stupid game, don't play!" ”

"What are you playing...... ham intestine pouted: "Hurry up, hurry up." ”

"Shame on you!" Dinghammer's eyes glared: "Don't be such a sissy, don't bother!" ”

"No...... I'm going to play ......" Ham Sausage tugged at the hammer's hand, and then leaned close to his ear: "Don't fucking shame." ”

Dingzhu was tightened by this sentence, and he didn't speak for a long time, and at this time, the owner of the shooting range was not happy, he looked at Dingzhu with disdain: "Such a beautiful girlfriend, I want to spend you five yuan, why don't you be so unhappy?" ”

After speaking. This little brother patted his chest with a heroic face: "Beauty." It's okay, I'll ask you to play! ”

Dinghammer sighed: "You'll regret it." ”

The ham sausage glared at Dinghammer, and then smiled sweetly at the boss with a smile: "Thank you." ”

This crispy and bone-pounding sound made the boss dizzy, and he looked at the ham sausage in a daze. Then he consciously took the shooter to the ham sausage. Then he grabbed a handful of bullets and gave her a handful of bullets......

"Do you want to hit casually? Can it really be? ”

"That's what you say. When I hit it, I ......."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes were already straight, and the ham sausage was skillfully pulled and loaded. Then shoot at the shoulder, and the whole action was done in one go, and it was natural without any artificiality.

"One."

Before the gun could be seen, the sound came out first, and then a doll's sign fell in response.

At that time, the little boss thought it was a coincidence, so he happily handed the doll represented by the brand to the ham sausage, and the ham sausage casually put it aside and continued to pull the bolt to load: "Two." ”

The boss was stunned...... After being silent for a while, he still gave the doll to the ham sausage, and then continued to watch the ham sausage beat the doll with interest.

"Three...... Four...... Five...... Six ......

Unconsciously, the surroundings of this place have been surrounded by young people watching the excitement, and the dolls around the ham sausage have also piled up, and finally there is a big and best looking doll beckoning to the ham sausage.

The face of the little boss next to him who began to be arrogant has become quite unsightly, he swallowed his saliva silently next to him, and every time he shouted a word of ham sausage, he subconsciously looked back at his shelf.

"I said you're about the same, it's not easy for people to make a living!" The hammer is next to him, and his hands are full of dolls: "I can't take it!" ”

"I can't take it!" The ham sausage head didn't reply, and shouted: "The last one!" ”

With a crisp "pop", the last sign also fell to the ground, and the crowd of onlookers next to him screamed in unison, and the small boss lowered his head and silently picked up the big bear that was one person tall and handed it to the ham sausage, and then a person silently began to prepare to close the stall and go home.

Ham Sausage laughed and picked up a long plastic rope from the ground next to him, and then began to squat on the ground, tied the dolls to the rope and made a backpack and resisted his back: "Let's go! ”

Looking at the ham sausage like a full train, the people around were amazed, curious and praised. Only Dingzhu shook his head silently, and then looked at the little boss: "Yes, what am I talking to you?" Do you regret it? ”

"Hmm......" The boss silently packed up his things and prepared to close early: "It's overloaded." ”

Dinghammer sighed, took out his wallet, took out two or three thousand yuan, and put it in front of him: "That guy is not easy to mess with." ”

Of course it's not easy to mess with...... The strange woman who can carry hundreds of pounds of dolls like a small schoolbag does not need to be introduced, and she knows that it is not a good stubble at a glance. If it weren't for the fact that she had suffered since she was a child, she would have started to repair this guy's bad character a long time ago.

Finally caught up with the ham sausage, Dinghammer found that this guy did not restrain at all, it turned out that because of beauty, her return rate was 90 percent, and now because of the wonder, her return rate soared to two hundred percent, basically everyone will look back to make up for it, after all, a girl has a rag doll two or three meters high...... That's a weird thing in itself, okay?

And now, she is standing next to an ice cream stand with more than 100 catties of dolls on her back, and she is discussing with the boss whether she can add chili sauce to the ice cream.

"Can you eat it without chili sauce?" The ham sausage crossed his waist: "Do you know ice cream?" ”

The boss called a hundred mouthfuls: "Sister...... I was wrong, let me go. ”

Dinghammer let out a long breath, full of helplessness, and went around from behind to grab the arm of the ham sausage and ran, saying as he ran: "Something happened, something happened!" ”

Something happened but there was no accident, the key is that Dinghammer really doesn't want to see the ham sausage messing around, the strange personality makes her seem to be out of place with this world, I feel that this guy should be a danger to the existence of the world, and sure enough, it is more real than the big fat cat that can flutter butterflies......

"What's wrong?" The ham sausage asked hurriedly: "Is someone calling?" ”

Dinghammer looked back and found that he had already walked some distance, he spread his hand: "But no one called, just now I saw a dog stepped on its paws, and it barked in pain." ”

"! You lied to me! The ham sausage was suddenly furious, and he raised his hand to beat the hammer, but the hammer was naturally not stupid, and he threw off his steps and ran forward.

And when the two of them were chasing each other, their communicators vibrated at the same time: "The 2nd, 6th, 9th, and 11th districts announced that they would join the blue camp and declare war on the seventh district at the same time. ”

"Second district?" Dinghammer suddenly stopped: "Be specific." ”

"After the envoy of the 3rd district had sought them out, two hours ago the 2nd district had declared its independence from the Green Battalion and declared war on the 7th district, and if there was no mistake in the calculation, they had already set off as the vanguard."

Dinghammer glanced back at the ham sausage: "The celebration is as usual, let Miao organize the group of people in charge to go to the big conference room immediately!" ”

"Understood." (To be continued......)