Chapter 278: Stealing Chickens
This fat man Liang may really know something, but he doesn't say that we don't have a problem, who made him our leader? But this matter must be investigated, otherwise, I will always have a problem in my heart.
After thinking about it for a while, I said to Qin Yue: "This matter must be clear, I also met a person who is exactly the same as me in the ancient tomb, but he has died inside, I want to go back to my hometown and ask my father to see if I have an uncle or something left outside, this matter is unusual, I must find out the truth." ”
Qin Yue thought for a while and said, "I don't think I can ask a reason even if I ask, but you haven't been home for a while, it's okay to go home, do you want me to accompany you?" ”
I smiled bitterly, what Qin Yue said was right, if I still had an uncle, it would be impossible for them to hide it from me for so many years, so what Qin Yue said may be right, it is estimated that nothing can be found out from the parents, it is better to go to the third uncle to ask, maybe I can find something.
Thinking of this, I took out my mobile phone and gave the third uncle a big call, we have not been cut off during this time, and I still know his mobile phone number.
"Ryoko, you haven't called your uncle for a long time, what's the matter?"
When he received my call, the third uncle seemed very surprised, but he was still very happy.
"I can't call you if it's okay? I've been fine these days, and I want to visit your old man's home, where are you now? ”
I'm used to joking with the third uncle, I seem unrestrained in front of him, and the third uncle doesn't look very strict with others, but he doesn't have a problem with me, because I am the only seedling of the Yu family, and he has always followed me.
"Don't be a sycophant, I've heard a little about you, okay, then come on. I happened to be short of people here, so when I came, I went to the construction site to squat. ”
Then, the third uncle told me an address, and then we chatted about something else and hung up the phone, I asked Qin Yue to check the location on the computer for me, and it was not far from our next target, Fengmen Village, which was an unexpected joy.
I made a phone call with the fat man and told him that I was going to see the third uncle, and the fat man agreed. said that he had fun first, and then he said that this time his feelings were hurt, and he wanted to heal the wounds in his heart.
I pouted, this kid has a very wide heart, where is the wound of the soul healed? It's true to pick up girls, but although the fat man looks a little bumpy, he has money, and picking up girls is not a problem.
After talking to Qin Yue, I found Liang Fatzi. I asked him when my driver's license and car would arrive, because driving was almost inevitable due to the nature of my job, and I couldn't take the test every time. I asked the fat man to get me a driver's license.
"It's here, your car is a modified military Humvee, and the off-road performance can be called the most advanced in the world. You're running out of things this time, are you? ”
Liang Fatzi took out a few documents from the drawer and threw them in front of me, smiling so hard that he couldn't find where he was.
Not to mention, Liang Fatzi's efficiency is still quite high. Generally speaking, even if you know how to drive, you have to take the test from scratch, all kinds of theories have to be tested, with my ability, there is a great possibility of not being able to pass the test, and this time I just provided my three-inch bareheaded photo and my own signature, and everything was done.
The personnel of the government department are faster than ordinary ordinary people, it is estimated that the examiner does not know me, the documents have been obtained, all kinds of documents are complete, and now I can drive on the road.
When I came out, I asked Qin Yue if she wanted to go with me, Qin Yue shook her head and said, "Not this time, I still have a lot of work, and the people of Nabo have found some corpses that need to be examined." ”
It only occurred to me that there was not just us in the entire polling bureau, but a group of people who were investigating the rest of the 10 places, and maybe they had some difficult problems.
With the key in hand, I rushed to the garage, only to see an iron-gray Hummer quietly parked in the garage, if I had to buy it myself, I am afraid that it would be many years before I could afford such a car, and the fat man was quite righteous.
After starting the car, listening to the roaring sound of the motor, I feel very cool, man, there is no one who doesn't like luxury cars, as the saying goes, the beauty of the fragrant car, now that there is such a car, there should naturally be a beautiful woman by my side, and there is such a beauty by my side, which is Qin Yue.
Flipping the car out, I took her all the way out of the poll bureau's gates, and then drove the car to a relatively secluded place and stopped.
You guessed correctly, I just want to experience what the legendary car shock is like, the internal space of the Hummer is enough for us to toss, and in the special environment of these words, Qin Yue also let go, the twisting of the soft water snake, and the irrepressible sound from the throat made me excited all the way to the top.
And the good shock absorption effect of the Hummer also gave us a taste, and sure enough, the car vibration is much better than in other places.
This time, we tossed from 10 o'clock in the morning to 3 o'clock in the afternoon, a full five hours, and there was a special smell in the carriage, which alone was more effective than any aphrodisiac, until I couldn't ejaculate before we hugged each other and took a nap in the carriage.
"Brother Ryoko, I'm hungry!"
I don't know how long it took, Qin Yue squirmed in my arms, looked up at me and said lazily.
"Why, so many times in a row, I haven't fed you? Do you want my husband and me to show my strength again? ”
I looked at her delicate little face with a look of ill will. Unexpectedly, Qin Yue glanced at me and said, "If you still have the ability, you can do whatever you want, anyway, I'm down there, it's all your contribution, haven't you heard what others say?" There are only tired oxen, and there is no ploughed land. ”
I fainted, who told her this? But to be honest, I really don't dare to fight anymore, mainly because my stomach is growling, and my physical strength is a little bit unallowed, of course, it's not impossible to do it reluctantly, the coming day is long, why should I be in a hurry?
"Want something to eat? Shall we go to the city to eat? ”
There is a Hummer, and it is only a ten-minute drive from here to the city, and I finally spent some time with Qin Yue, and it is estimated that I will leave tonight, so I want to be happy every minute with her.
"Whatever you want, it's sweet to eat with you."
Such a wife is hard to find with a lantern, the bird depends on the person, and she also has the ability, and she knows how to give face to a man, what a good wife? Thinking of Wotou, I suddenly thought of the game we ate when we were in the mountains, although I am not very skilled, but what is rare is the feeling and atmosphere, I guess even if she eats the best things in the future, she will think about eating with me this unusual thing.
So I drove this time to the foot of the mountain and said to Qin Yue: "You give me the wind, let's be a thief couple today, I'll steal things, let's eat game." ”
After turning off the car, I walked towards a field on the hillside, where sweet potatoes were planted, the ground had been cracked, and I could clearly see the fat sweet potatoes in the ground.
In addition, I saw a family not far away, with some chickens in the range, and I definitely couldn't let me catch pheasants in the mountains, but it was still no problem to raise them at home.
Have you ever been naughty when you were a child? Especially at that time, the family was poor, the food was not good, and the children had no money, so what should I do if I wanted to make a tooth sacrifice? It can only be stealing.
There is a saying that the chicken does not call, master, I used to be such a master, and now it happens that there is no one in other people's houses, it is a good time to steal, so I quietly touched it.
In another haystack next to the vegetable garden, a few chickens were looking for food in the haystack, I quietly touched it, and after waiting for a while, those chickens probably didn't take me as a threat, or lowered their heads to find food, I said in my heart: "You eat, I eat you, no wonder I am." ”
Thinking about it, I saw the opportunity to pounce at once, and grabbed the neck of a fat attacker, and pressed one hand to my body, and twisted my hand, and the attack broke my neck without even making a sound, but the other hens were so frightened that they ran away.
As soon as I succeeded, I was afraid that I would be discovered by others, so I ran down quickly with a big, and at this time, Qin Yue was also letting go of the wind for me below, under the stimulation of tension, her little face turned red, seeing that I really stole such a big chicken, instead of blaming me, I looked at my eyes full of admiration.
I smiled and said, "You watch first, I'll pick up a few sweet potatoes, and we'll roast them together." ”
After saying that, I handed over the big to her, and I went to the sweet potato field with my cat's waist, and chose a relatively large pier to dig it with my hands, and sure enough, four or five big sweet potatoes were crowded together like fat pigs.
Because I was afraid of being discovered, we drove such a luxury car to steal this worthless thing, I was nervous and excited, nervous because I was afraid of being caught, and excited because the craftsmanship was still there, and it was quite smooth.
When we came back, we found a small creek, plucked the big rooster, disemboweled it, washed it with the water of the stream, wrapped it in yellow mud, and washed the sweet potatoes for later use.
Qin Yue also picked up a large pile of dry firewood, originally she wanted to use a lighter to light a pair of bonfires, but let me refuse, I took out a magnifying glass from my pocket and said, "What if there is no lighter when you survive in the wild?" Use this. ”
It takes patience to use a magnifying glass to point firewood, because although the magnifying glass can concentrate the light, it takes time after all, so I will do it.
Adjust the focus and shine on a pile of dead grass, and soon the dry grass will start to smoke, although there is no open flame, but this is a good sign after all.
After holding on for nearly a quarter of an hour, finally the smoke became bigger and bigger, I blew it with my mouth, and the flames suddenly rose, and Qin Yue praised again and again: "I won't eat raw food in the future with you." ”
I'm dizzy, and that's what I said. (To be continued......)