It turns out that some things don't just work hard.

Just as it is impossible for Xiao Ming to dunk, it is impossible for Sister Feng to uncover the rules to get on top, and Xiao Guo is less than one meter six, no matter how many dwarves support themselves with their beliefs, no matter how much they cheer up, they are still vulnerable in front of Qin Fen.

Under Qin Fen's crushing speed, strength, and body style, the Christmas dwarfs could only silently bear the storm-like impact, like a shy and tactful bride on Simmons' big bed on the wedding night~~

When the seven dwarfs were once again knocked down by Qin Fen, Big Brother finally shouted angrily: "Don't fight, don't fight!" You win! ”

Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch, which shows that it is not impossible to be wronged for a while in order to make a living, but you can't let Han Xin lie under someone's crotch for the rest of his life, right?

A moment of grievance can stimulate fighting spirit, pretend to be a grandson for a lifetime, and then you will really become a grandson.

Seven beat one, and was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, unable to find the south, south, north, and west, plus he couldn't take care of himself, and if he continued to fight, he could only bring humiliation on himself.

"Well, just be convinced." After beating the seven dwarfs "convinced", Qin Fen stood with his hands tied and nodded leisurely.

"Niang Xipi, you have won against us, you can try to wake up the princess!" The seven dwarfs grinned and complained.

The oldest dwarf with a white beard said:

"Outsider, since you have the ability to defeat our Seven Horsemen of the Apocalypse, then you barely have the qualifications to awaken the princess."

“……”

Enough of you, don't blow it, there are only four horsemen in the apocalypse, which are war, killing, hunger, and death, don't add three more brothers without permission! Four brothers are enough to destroy the world, and then three are you planning to destroy the universe! With your comic temperament, no matter how tall the title is, you can't make you heroic!

And you guys with short legs that are less than 1.2 meters tall can't ride a horse at all, and at most you can ride an alpaca, right?

Imagine these dwarfs riding on alpacas, Qin Fen has 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart!

Only good-looking people are called cute, you are just making a fool of yourself!

……

The moonlight was cut into a bunch by the curtain and sprinkled on the side of the bed, giving a special look to a pair of yellowed flip-flops.

As the saying goes: sunshine in front of the bed, a pair of shoes on the ground.

Do you know what a man's surprise is?

The man's surprise is naturally that when he woke up from a deep sleep, he found that there was a small lace panty on the side of the pillow, and with the full elasticity and soft feel, he could imagine how charming the fragrant/buttocks wrapped in this small panties would be, and then slowly recalled in his mind how he enjoyed this little beauty/buttocks last night, and subconsciously stretched his hand to the side......

But do you know what panic is?

That is, after waking up, I found that there was also a flower panty next to the bed, but when you slowly pulled it out of the bed, you suddenly realized that it was an oversized size! Even men's boxer panties with a waist that is twice as large as yours! At that time, you didn't have the courage to think about what you did to the man lying next to you last night......

Qin Fen came to Princess Anne's hospital bed, and under the moonlight, the girl who was as pure as an angel was still sleeping quietly and peacefully, waiting, waiting for Prince Charming to wake her up from her nightmare.

Under the strong onlookers of a group of dwarfs, Qin Fen touched his chin and began to think...... Is this a trap? It must be. But Sleeping Beauty should stay in the castle, what kind of trouble is it to run to such a high-tech hospital, the various infusion tubes inserted in her body are very discordant, bastard!

In addition, these seven Christmas dwarfs jumped out of which Gada, in other words, aren't you Snow White's royal spare tire?

"Hey, you're dear, you're dying!" Seeing that Qin Fen had not moved for a long time, a dwarf who had posed and watched strongly urged angrily.

Qin Fen reacted at this time, he nodded, with a solemn and serious expression on his face. Then he straightened up, reached out and stroked Princess Anne's smooth face, and then ...... Syllable!

A crisp slap resounded through the ward!

“……”

After a brief dead silence, the angry roars of the dwarfs suddenly rang out heartbreakingly:

"Bastard! What are you doing?! ”

"Do what?" Qin Fen shook his wrist, "Didn't you see it clearly?" ”

"You're looking for ...... death"

Syllable!

Before the words fell, another crisper slap sounded in the ward.

Qin Fen was really ruthless this time, and a blood-red slap mark quickly appeared on Princess Anne's delicate and beautiful little face, and blood was drawn from the corners of her mouth.

The dwarf brothers were stunned at first, their faces full of incredulity, and then a bronze flatbread carved out of a mold showed a gritted teeth, life-and-death expression, shouting and about to rush up and fight with Qin Fen, but Qin Fen pointed to the sleeping beauty on the hospital bed......

Listening to the sound of "duh", Princess Anne's eyebrows were slightly frowned by the willow leaves, and her face showed a touch of unbearable weakness, and then gently opened the pair of eyes that seemed to be happy or unhappy......

"Awake? I woke up! ”

"The princess is really awake!"

The eldest dwarf brother held Qin Fen's finger with tears in his eyes, "Mr. is really a god!" ”

Qin Fen pursed his lips and chuckled silently. My family knows their own affairs, and I am neither a warrior who challenges the demon king nor a prince riding a white horse, how can I have the ability to wake up the "sleeping beauty" with a kiss?

Taking a step back, even if someone can really wake up the princess with a kiss, it will definitely not be Qin Fen, he still has this self-knowledge.

But just now, I received a voice from the Juggernaut prompting to trigger the side quest: Wake up Sleeping Beauty.

In other words, Princess Anne will definitely be able to wake up, but she still needs to think a little more about the means and methods......

In fact, if you look closely, you can find that Princess Anne's eyes are not collapsed, her breathing is also very stable, and although her complexion is a little sickly pale, it can be understood that she has not exercised outdoors for a long time. And when he was about to kiss just now, these dwarfs were all watching strongly, and the look in his eyes was schadenfreude at all...... After smelting these clues in his mind, Qin Fen finally came to the conclusion: The sick beauty is actually pretending to be asleep! To put it bluntly, she's just lazy.

After all, this is reality, not a fairy tale, ordinary people have to finish playing if they don't eat for a week, and lie in the castle for a hundred years without eating, and the final result can only be to become a dried corpse. Princess Anne has a professional medical catering team behind her, with good food and drink every day, clothes to open your mouth, food to stretch your hands, not to mention living a more moisturized life. And after waking up, you have to face interpersonal communication, stepmother's oppression and other troubles, in this case, the pig doesn't want to wake up!

This situation is like someone lying in bed in winter, and the best way to rectify it is not to persuade them with good words, but to directly open the window and tear off the quilt...... If you have the ability, you will continue to sleep!

Qin Fen's slap just now is similar to this way of drawing wages from the bottom of the kettle. To deal with lazy goods, you can only produce filial piety under the stick......

As for whether Princess Anne will go angry when she wakes up...... I'm sorry, Qin Fen doesn't care about this kind of thing.

"Why don't you want to kiss the princess?" One of the dwarfs asked curiously, "The princess is the most beautiful girl in the kingdom, even if ...... You should also take the opportunity to kiss Fangze, right? ”

After a moment of silence, Qin Fencai silently replied, "The princess hasn't brushed her teeth for many days...... I hate bad breath. ”

After speaking, under the "resentful" gaze of Princess Anne, Qin Fen waved his sleeves and left, leaving behind a group of disheveled dwarves in the wind.

"Ding: Side quest 'Wake Up Sleeping Beauty', complete."