Chapter 18: Old Black's Spiced Donkey's Hoof
I said, "Ah, what? ”
Lao Hei said: "Hey, you go up first, and then smash the steel nail into the soil horizontally, insert it deeper, and the load will be a little more, won't it be able to withstand the two of us?" ”
I said, "Yes, yes, but I have to climb again!" Look at my hands, they're bleeding. ”
Lao Hei said: "You kid, how can you be a master if you don't endure hardships?" ”
As soon as I gritted my teeth and said yes, I took off my coat and underwear, tore my underwear and wrapped it around my hands, while silently chanting: "Heaven has descended on the people, they must first suffer my mind, strain my muscles and bones, starve my body and skin, empty my body, act chaotically, and gain what I can't ......."
I climbed to the top of the tomb again, I had already dug a hole before, and now I only had to dig another hole for Lao Hei.
The burial chamber has been moving, I dug for a long time, and when I came back to my senses, I found that the position where I hung was almost against the tomb wall, and after a while the burial chamber would slide over the current tomb roof, so the two holes I dug could be moved, thinking, no, I added more strength to my hands.
Old Black kept shouting down there come on, I really wanted to smack him in the mouth.
After digging for a while, I punched out two big holes that just hid the two of us, and I carefully wedged five steel nails into the soil on the top of the tomb, for fear of touching the top wall of the tomb, and then threw the rope to Lao Hei, who climbed up like a bear, and I said, "Sledgehammer, sledgehammer don't want it?" ”
'One' reading 'novel' ybdu Lao Hei scolded, slipped down again, tied two sledgehammers to the rope, blew out the remaining candle, put it in his bag along with the previous three, picked up the extinguished high incense and stuffed it into his waist, carried the hernia lamp and asked me, "Do you want vinegar?" ”
I pulled the sledgehammer up, first stuck two Lee Min Ho in the soil on the top of the tomb, and then pushed the sledgehammer into the gap between Lee Min Ho and the soil layer, and I said, "You come up quickly, don't want it." ”
The old black climbed up, and we tied the rope to our bodies, and the whole body hung in the hole like spiders, waiting for the strange burial chamber to move over, so that we could enter the next burial chamber or the next space.
The old black man still had two whips pinned to his waist, and I asked him, "You are carrying two iron rods, don't you panic?" ”
Lao Hei said: "If you borrow it, you can do it without it, and you will have to pay it back later!" ”
I shook my head helplessly, thinking that I should let him go.
Time passed minute by minute, we looked at the watch, counted the seconds, lived like a year, stayed up for a while, the hernia lamp was almost about to go out, and it didn't last long, I simply turned off the light, and the world became dark.
The burial chamber slowly blocked out the two of us, and a rumbling sound came from all directions.
The old black muttered, "What sound? ”
I said, "It's probably the sound of the mechanism, the whole chamber will move, and it will definitely need the mechanism to control it." Before, we couldn't hear the sound because we were in the tomb, and there was an earthen wall blocking it, but now that we have entered the inside of the mechanism, we can naturally hear the sound of the machine running. ”
"This can't be a man-made basement, is it?" Are you sure there was such a thing in the Ming Dynasty? ”
I said, "I'm not sure, it's a modern military fortification, and if it's a military fortification, if it's a military fortification, it's discovered by the two of us, and if you go out, you'll be secretly shot by the state, so be mentally prepared." However, back then, Lu Banye was already able to make endless flying wooden birds, which shows that the wisdom of the ancient working people is infinite, and this little organ is nothing. ”
Little by little, the burial chamber moved by, and then there was endless darkness, and I reached out and pressed a handful in the darkness below, which was a thick brick wall.
This brick wall should be built between the tomb and the burial chamber, and when this separation wall is moved, it will be the next burial chamber, and I am a little looking forward to it, and I am a little worried, looking forward to seeing the new burial chamber immediately, and worrying about how I and Lao Hei should get out.
My mind was full of rumbling sounds, and I was thinking about how this tomb was moving, and at the same time studying the wall below, there was very little time to be so forced to calm down and think, and it could be regarded as stealing half a day of leisure, and besides, whether it was a blessing or a curse or a curse could not be avoided, thinking of this, my heart was much more peaceful.
Lao Hei couldn't stand it anymore and asked me, "We won't be trapped here, will we?" Could your next burial chamber theory be wrong? If I hold it like this for two days, even if I don't starve to death, I will suffocate to death. ”
I said, "Calm down, it's only been two hours, and the burial chamber is just moving too slowly." ”
Lao Hei said: "I feel that it has been several years, and I feel uncomfortable." ”
The hiding hole dug out is too small, we just untied the rope tied to our bodies, and now we are lying on the separation wall, the hiding hole is like a pot, covering me and Lao Hei, we are ants in a hot pot, I can't move if I want to, for a person with ADHD like him, it is really uncomfortable.
I said, "Why don't we fight the landlord?" ”
Lao Hei said: "Pull down, I'm not in the mood to mess with you." Tell me a story to amuse me, right? ”
I said, "There's no story, but there's a fart, do you want to smell it?" ”
Lao Hei said: "I said that two dogs, where did you get the courage? You're so cheap, do your family know it? ”
I said, "If my family had known, they would have come to my rescue by now." ”
Lao Hei said: "I just want to know what you really think, you said that this tomb is moving, are you sure?" ”
I said, "I'll give you an analogy and you'll understand." Now you think of the whole tomb as a watch, with the top of the tomb being the case, the chambers of the tomb being the seconds, minutes and hours, and the dial further underground. These watch hands are always moving, we are now on the case, whether it is the second, minute or hour hand, sooner or later it will move to our position, King, are you at ease? ”
Lao Hei suddenly realized: "That military advisor is reasonable. But can you be sure that the top of the tomb has not moved with the chamber? ”
I said, "You are stupid, if there was no tomb roof to support the soil layer on it, the tomb would have collapsed long ago, and it would have moved a yarn." ”
Lao Hei pushed me: "Okay, you, if I hadn't known you for so long, I would have reason to suspect that you made this thing." ”
I said, "It's because you don't have a brain yourself, and you can figure this out with the back of your head." ”
Lao Hei said: "Then the king will have to wait a little longer, but it will be too uncomfortable to go on like this." ”
I said, "Pleasure is reserved for the dead." ”
Old Hei stopped talking, and the dark space became silent, I don't know what this guy was doing, and after a while, I actually smelled a faint smell of donkey hooves.
I said, "What are you doing, old black!" ”
The old black hesitated and said, "No, nothing. ”
I said, "You starving ghost reincarnated, are you hiding the hooves of a spiced donkey?" ”
Lao Hei said: "How can there be, no, there really isn't." ”
I said, "Don't pretend, I smell it, it's a capital offense to keep military rations." ”
Lao Hei said: "You pig has changed, I just took it out, you smell fishy, you can't wait for me to eat two bites." ”
I said sharply: "Hurry up and give me two bites, or when I go out, I will expose you bourgeois capitalist roaders in human skin!" ”
Lao Hei reluctantly handed the donkey's hooves to my mouth and said, "It's just two bites, I'm just this one, and I didn't want to eat it just now." ”
I took a few big bites, Lao Hei was distressed and wanted to pull back, I felt that he was going to take it, and I hurriedly swallowed the few bites of meat I had just eaten, biting a piece of meat tendon and not letting go.
Lao Hei was anxious and shouted: "That two dogs, you are really a dog, don't be shameless, leave me two mouthfuls!" ”
I tore off the tendon and took another bite before I was satisfied: "Little master, this is helping you correct the bourgeois obscenity, educating you, a renegade, you see that you are fat, you can lose weight by eating less greasy." ”
Lao Hei ignored me, and in the dark, I could only hear the sound of him chirping and gnawing on the donkey's hooves.
After eating half full, I was still reminiscing about the taste of spiced donkey hooves, and the old black guy couldn't help but toss again.
"I want to dance." ”
I said, "Then you jump." ”
Lao Hei said: "My back is itchy, you scratch me." ”
I said, "I can't reach it." ”
Lao Hei said, "My feet are numb, you rub them for me." ”
I said, "Not available." ”
Old Black said, "I want to pee!" ”
I was just about to speak, when I heard a strange sound from the old black uh,
I said, "You're not here for real, are you?" ”
Lao Hei said, "No, it's stuck in the meat." ”
I said, "Why do you have so much to do?" Is there an end? ”
Lao Hei suddenly forcibly turned around, left his back to me, and whispered: "Shh~ came out." ”
I said, "What's going on, you can't be peeing, right?" ”
Lao Hei whispered: "Quietly, the tomb, it's the tomb that came out." ”
I slipped my hand under my black armpit into my satchel to take out the hernia lamp to see if it was a burial chamber.
Lao Hei grabbed my hand: "Silly second dog, what do you want to do." ”
I said, "Take the lamp and see!" ”
Lao Hei sighed: "You be quiet, I don't know what the situation is below, as soon as you turn on the light, the enemy is in the dark and I am in the light, looking for death!" ”
I can't find any reason, it seems that this is what Lao Hei said.
But I feel that there is something wrong with this, Lao Hei's imaginary enemy should be a ghost, right?
Since we entered this tomb, we haven't met it, usually playing games, **oss always appears at the end, can't you keep this new tomb alive**oss?
I also whispered, "Come, tie the rope and don't fall for a while." ”
We honestly tied the rope to our bodies and hung it on the top of the wall again.
Lao Hei took out two hernia lamps, pushed one of them on my chest and handed it to me, and stretched out three fingers on my face, he meant that he counted 1, 2, 3, and we turned on the lights together, and I patted his dog's head to confirm his proposal.
Lao Hei's fist-clenched hand kept on my face, a smell of earth, he never stretched out his finger, and I don't know what this thing is thinking.
Half of the wall has disappeared, indicating that half of the space is in the tomb, and Lao Hei and I don't even dare to breathe, and cold sweat breaks out again.
In the face of the unknown, human beings always have so many fears.
After waiting for nearly an hour, my neck was numb, and my black hands were trembling on my face, and I didn't know if I was scared or my muscles were stiff, but I never took my hands back.
At this point he nudged my face, and I knew he was going to count, and I clutched the hernia lamp tightly.
1…… 2…… No 3!
The old black suddenly turned on his electric hernia lamp, and the burial chamber lit up again, and before I could see the situation, the rope tied to my back was broken.
Instantly weightless, I fell the ground of the tomb with a wow, ate a mouthful of black mud, three or four meters high in the tomb, and fell me half to death, my bones were about to break, and the hernia lamp in my hand was also shattered.