57 A slap in the face creates the beauty of passing by
In the afternoon, Li Ming took advantage of Zhuang Yan's scratching his scalp to deal with the connection problem of the zero-damping cockpit, and quietly came to the rehabilitation training center, and watched the two big beauties dancing aerobics through the glass wall.
The female coach saw Li Ming standing outside in the mirror, her heart was like a deer, she danced harder, and she couldn't wait to jump calisthenics out of the level of winning the gold medal. VV immediately lost track of the pace.
After the practice of a song, the female coach gasped slightly, glanced at Li Ming outside, and carefully trained VV who was holding a towel to wipe his sweat: "The coordination ability is almost recovered, and the recovery is good, but a few subtle movements are slightly flawed, if you like it, you can find me to practice more." Then he clapped his hands and laughed, "Then take a five-minute break." ”
Then the coach lady saw Li Ming brush open the door and come in, full of sunshine and smile, and walked towards her, and suddenly had the relief of being able to see the moon, and moved herself to a mess, and walked over with a reserved and shy attitude, waiting for him to open his mouth to say hello.
"Haha! It's amazing! Li Ming ran over with a smile.
"Why, I didn't dance well." Miss Coach raised her head modestly, just as the warm breeze was blowing, Li Ming passed by her.
Then she turned around and saw Li Ming shushing around VV to ask for warmth, handing water and towels, eager to turn into a clone to serve.
The coach's sister coughed, a line of red flowed from the corners of her lips, and silently went to the corner to hug her knees.
VV said, ", don't come and soak me." He tilted his head and tore off his headband, shook his head and spread his ponytail, walked to the side and sat down to drink.
Li Ming's diligence was hit head-on before he finished his dedication, and he was stunned by a sneak attack when he was lucky, which was more uncomfortable than going mad. He was very unconvinced, took a towel and followed VV and asked: "This is called humanistic care!" Colleagues take care of each other, can it be called bubbles? Besides, our first impression was so good! Can I try? "
VV held the kettle and closed his eyes and sucked: "Where is it, my first reaction when I saw you was, where did this demon who brought disaster to the country and the people come from, it turned out to be better than me, and it was intolerable." Speaking of which, I had the idea of scratching your face at that moment! "
After VV drank the water, the powder face ruthlessly looked at him in his heart: "Are you afraid of disfigurement?" "
Li Ming took two steps back and negotiated from a safe distance: "I'll be your assistant and help you make Zhuang Yan." "
VV patted the bench next to him solemnly: "Sit down and say." "
Li Ming cautiously sat farther away, ensuring a retreat space that could run away, and began to follow the temptation:
"Men are like rattlesnakes, they love to hunt their prey and disdain the meat that is thrown around their mouths. So as long as you become what he wants the most, he will come after you. "
VV's eyes widened, holding the water cup hard, almost pinching the water bottle, seemingly staring at his toes, but in fact he was imagining. Li Ming looked at it, was jealous in his heart, and said viciously: "Why does Zhuang Yan never forget Song Dan? It's not because I can't get her. ”
VV glanced at him: "You are, Zhuang Yan himself said that he hated Song Dan." ”
Li Ming shrugged his shoulders helplessly and spread his hands, and let out a lot of nonsense: "Men have the desire to take back what they have lost, and this desire is as paranoid as revenge." Are there fewer examples of love-hate? ”
Seeing that VV didn't squeak, Li Ming showed his strength and continued to say lotus: "I understand people's minds too well." This is still hateful, saying that he doesn't want Song Dan? I don't believe it. When Zhuang Yan couldn't remember what Song Dan looked like, it was only then that he could be considered a positive result. But it's hard for me to look up and see when I look down. ”
VV put down the kettle, turned his head to look at Li Ming and asked, "Then Song Dan can't be transferred away." ”
"Let me tell you, Zhuang Yan is this kind of stuffy, and he likes to leave the most. Of course he won't admit it. But philosophically speaking, the most beautiful thing is to cover up. Li Ming gradually got better, so he made a fuss: "So you have to create a sense of beauty passing by." I want to make Zhuang Yan feel, oh my, VV doesn't want me anymore, I'm so stupid, there was once a beautiful girl passing by me but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it. Then the rattlesnake wagged its tail and came running for you. ”
VV rolled his eyes in fascination, bit his lip to conceive, and was immediately carried away by the image in his mind, rubbing the kettle on his knee with his hand blankly, ignoring Li Mingdu beside him as a potted plant.
Li Ming had no choice but to sell it himself: "Don't you want to know how to create a sense of beauty that is as if you are leaving?" ”
VV woke up from a dream, turned his head and said solemnly, "Please tell me." ”
Li Ming looked at VV and said, "Let me soak you." ”
The heartbroken coach sister in the distance was suddenly awakened by a crisp and loud "pop", and then she saw Li Ming being slapped to the side with a handsome face, her cheeks rippling with waves, her deep and amorous eyes opened wider than a donkey, and her mouth opened wider than a horse. Then Li Ming was like an arrow from the string, and was slapped three meters by this slap that swallowed mountains and rivers, spun in mid-air like a ten-meter dive, and then landed with his face in the center of the dance studio, plowing the ground for three feet before stopping.
VV stood on the side of the bench and rubbed his hot palms, glared at Li Ming and said, "Dream! ”
The coach's sister stood up and shouted, "VV! ”
VV looked up at the coach in surprise.
The coach continued to jump and shout: "It's so strong! I didn't hurt you in vain! ”
Li Ming covered his face and sat up and argued: "Listen to me, I'm an actor, I'll be your wingman, and I'll act for Zhuang Yan." You just promise me to have a meal together, the absolute effect is outstanding, wait to see Zhuang Yan's heart-scratching appearance! ”
This sentence scratched the itch of VV, remembering Zhuang Yan's "appearance of scratching her heart and liver", her heart was like a coke bursting with bubbles, and the thin joy sneaked up but kept coming up. She pretended to be calm and interrogated coldly and seriously: "Really? ”
Li Ming sat up cross-legged, covered his red and swollen face, and swore an oath: "This is called Qianjin City Horse Bone, it looks meaningless, but it can buy the heart of a countryman." As long as you let me chase you, Zhuang Yan will be in a hurry, and as soon as he competes with me, won't he chase you. The glamorous and explicit words were strictly righteous and righteous by him.
VV asked Li Ming suspiciously: "You are so strange, are you not selfish?" ”
Li Ming sat cross-legged on the ground, pressed his hands to the ground, and showed VV the swollen five finger prints on his face: "Selfishness has been achieved, didn't you agree to date me." ”
Then he patted his ass and stood up, he was fanned all over the place, and still didn't change his sunny smile: "When I first saw you, I thought you were an ordinary girl, so I didn't care." After I saw you at the ceremony, I liked you. People are only so little bit of life in total, and when they see the girl they like and don't die once, that's a coward. ”
VV's face twitched, then he covered his eyes and said, "You white-eyed wolf, I treat you as a buddy, and you actually want to fall in love with me." Eat anything, just skip it, Lao Tzu's man chases by himself, you don't have to worry about it. ”
Li Ming didn't expect to succeed, and secretly thought that the bitter love scenes were so chic, and you were indifferent, your conscience was really eaten by a dog. He stood in the middle of the dance studio and was stunned for a while, making one last attempt: "How do you know if we are a natural pair if you don't try!" Give it a chance! It's okay to have a meal! ”
"Who wants to eat with a pervert with a handprint on his face!"
"That's your handprint! If you're all drawn, you're even more responsible! ”
VV scanned the audience and looked for the murder weapon in his hand, so that Li knew that it was difficult to retreat.
Then the coach's sister jumped over and pulled VV away: "You said you can eat curry with me today, let's go, go and occupy a seat." ”
VV said gratefully, "Thank you, coach. ”
When the two girls changed their shoes and left, the coach's sister affectionately next to VV, raised her eyebrows and smiled: "It's too embarrassing to have dinner with someone with a handprint on his face." I won't go either. ”
Li Ming felt that this was meant for him.