Chapter 3 Do You Know Who My Dad Is?

In fact, this 'KO, PERFECT' shouldn't have been so easy.

First of all, this idiot is really weak enough, even if he has blue-level energy, as a yellow-level adventurer, he may not be able to use it, just like a beggar who picks up a million, the first thing he thinks about is probably just to find a small restaurant to eat, so he can't exert the power of the blue level at all.

Secondly, he seemed to be carried away by the super power he suddenly obtained, he was so arrogant that he even wanted to humiliate me first, which was an extremely idiotic act. Even if it's a real blue-level powerhouse, I probably won't be able to eat and walk around if I take the lead.

What's more, he has been blinded by hatred, and he has been surprised and delighted by this power, almost falling into a state of madness, what am I afraid of in the face of a madman?

Shaking my head, I walked into the teleportation aura that appeared out of thin air, and the next second I was back in the temple.

Seeing me come out, Senpu and Ye Weiqi both had stool eating expressions.

"Brother Thorn, you killed that guy so quickly?" Samp stepped forward and asked.

"Nonsense, how can I not drop it in one move with such a waste of wood?"

"Looks like I'm underestimating you!" Ye Weiqi said with his two beards.

I looked left and right and saw that there were no other gatekeepers, so I couldn't help but ask, "Big Bear, why aren't there any other gatekeepers?" Does this mean that you two can go out for free if you both get naked with me? ”

Ye Weiqi's bear face didn't move, and said, "How can it be so simple, you see!" ”

Following his thick fingers, I looked back, only to see a teleportation array on the ground in front of the small house suddenly light up, and after the brilliance dissipated, it revealed the soft body inside.

"Hello everyone, I am the trusted gatekeeper of the Trosi Temple, number 14497, please advise!"

This little lady in a nurse's uniform with a surname twisted her waist and walked in front of us, bowed slightly and said.

"What's the situation? The gatekeeper even has a woman? ”

"Of course, if adventurers can have female surnames, why can't gatekeepers have female surnames?" The little beauty explained to me with a smile.

"We're going back to Earth, so please go through the formalities for us!" Ye Weiqi didn't seem to have any feelings for the broad-minded girl in front of her, and said coldly.

"Okay! Please wait a moment! The little lady smiled and took out an ipad7, and her delicate fingers lit on it.

After a while, she looked at me, a hint of panic flashed in her eyes, but her expression remained unchanged and she smiled: "Mr. Thorn of Avogadro, you have completed the challenge before, and you have already passed!" ”

Immediately, the chick looked at Ye Weiqi again, and then bowed loudly and said, "Lord Undead Mad Demon, because your strength is strong enough to skip the level challenge, you can pass directly without paying money or challenges!" ”

Ye Weiqi had a dog's face, ignored her, and occupied next to me.

"Wait a minute! Undead madness? Are you talking about this bear with a simple face who seems to be a good citizen? ”

"Of course, Mr. Avogadro's Thorn, Lord Ye's name as an undead madman is famous in the New World!" The little lady said to me in a bit of a panic.

But why could he pass without paying money or challenge? Even if he has the strength to challenge beyond the level, he may not really be able to defeat an adventurer who is one level higher than himself, right? ”

"Mr. Thorn of Avogadro, I think you have misunderstood! Battle gatekeepers are actually virtual creatures of the temple, although they have great power, but they don't have the ability of adventurers to have a variety of tricks, so they are much weaker than bosses of the same level, because creating battle gatekeepers also requires energy, so in order to avoid unnecessary waste, the temple will judge whether it is necessary to challenge the gatekeeper to pass according to the adventurer's experience. In other words, when an adventurer's ability can fight a strong person who is a full level above him, and he goes through 3 boss battles in such a dungeon, then the temple will judge that the adventurer has the strength to defeat the gatekeeper. ”

"Oh, I see...... Wrong! Your mother's kiss! Lao Tzu has also defeated a boss who is more than one level higher than himself, why should Lao Tzu challenge the gatekeeper? ”

Ye Weiqi and Senpu scrambled to hold me and pull my hand out of the chick bra.

The little lady squatted on the ground with a wail, tightly folded her snow-white nurse's uniform, and looked at me with fear and shyness in her eyes, her eyes full of tears.

"Brother Thorn, stop your anger!" Senpu smiled flatteringly, pulled the snow-white lace pattern bra out of my hand and returned it to the goalkeeper 14497.

"I said Huo, it's wrong for you to do this, how can you be rude to the gatekeeper? They are God's servants! Ye Weiqi also said with a serious face.

"How the hell did I know I had caught such a thing?" I said with some indignation: "Why don't you ask her why she opened the buttons of her blouse to her navel, I want to go up and grab her collar and grab nothing to catch this thing!" What a damn bad luck! ”

"You still look at a fart? Still not answering Lao Tzu's words? ”

The little nurse stood up with a face full of grievances but dared not speak angrily, and said softly: "Because the previous gatekeeper violated the laws of the temple and provoked you again, the temple will naturally give you a chance to take revenge...... Haven't you already taken your revenge? ”

"Nonsense! What if I get killed by him? ”

"Dude, you can be reasonable, you just killed that kid in the temple is disrespectful to the temple, okay? So no matter which of you kills whom, the temple will have an account for the one who survived. Ye Weiqi hugged me with both hands and said calmly.

"But it was that idiot's hand that made the first move, and it was Lao Tzu who made him die so happily, he knows?"

"Forget it, Brother Thorn, it's important to get down to business!" Senpu is also a peacemaker on the side.

Seeing that I was no longer talking, the chick continued with a face full of grievances: "Lord Senpu has the blood of the Hulk, and he has already experienced three boss battles, so naturally he doesn't have to pay the door fee, so the three, you can return to Earth!" ”

"Okay, let's go, I'm really embarrassed just now!" Senpu scratched his head and kept apologizing, while Ye Weiqi was holding me firmly towards the portal, for fear that I would kill the chick in a frenzy.

…… Am I that kind of person? (An inexplicable voice came from the sky: You are!) )

It's strange that this guy's arm is like it's dead, and I can't even break it anymore.

"Give up, my specialty is to kill my sister in my arms, how can you break free?" Ye Weiqi seemed to understand what I was thinking, and suddenly said.

"Are you taking me as a sister?"

"How could it be...... Please, I'm dozens of years older than you, and I didn't force you to treat me as an elder, but I'm finally a big brother, right? Respect me a little more. ”

"Nonsense! Lao Tzu has lived for more than 100 years, do you think you are older than me? ”

"The merit of me is that I only look at the appearance of people, and never look at the connotation. Outwardly, you are younger than me, so I am naturally older than you. ”

"How do you tell the difference between the age of a person and a bear?"

"Please, I'm a snowman, okay? And don't I know my age? Looking at your appearance again, it's clear that you're a boy with no hair! What do you think? Do you want your uncle to tease your jj? ”

"Okay, when you let me go, I'll definitely kill you weird Shu Huang."

After arguing like this, a few of us walked into the portal.

A few minutes later, in the temple.

The door of the hut quietly opened, and a woman in a white palace dress and a white veil walked out of the house, and walked gently to the gatekeeper 14497 who was tearfully arranging her shirt.

"Big sister!" Seeing the visitor, the little nurse hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and bowed her head to say hello.

"Well, did you see the thorn of Avogadro?" The woman in the palace asked softly, her voice was as crisp and graceful as a yellow bird singing willows, the wind blowing the leaves, and the phoenix welcoming spring, bringing people a sense of harmony.

"Yes......" 14497's eyes flashed with indignation.

"How is he?"

"He ......," the little girl carefully recalled, and then said: "He is indeed a star-like figure, as adventurers say, wherever he goes, there will be death, as you have just seen, he has only entered the temple for less than ten minutes, and two people died." ”

The palace woman's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and she said lightly: "What I asked about was your senses after contact with him." ”

"Yes! He gave me the impression that he was savage, very strong, and ...... It seems that he doesn't care much about women. Speaking of this, the little girl's pretty face flushed slightly, and she continued: "Of course, this is only what he shows, and I vaguely feel that his heart is not like his appearance. ”

"Yes, I see." The palace woman nodded, turned around and turned into a puff of smoke and drifted away.

……

"Where is this?"

Out of the portal, I asked as I dragged a guy past me who was trying to enter a new world.

"** idiot? Of course, this is the Hanging City, and I don't even know about it, it's really stupid! "There are two young men next to the guy I was holding on, and they are both yellow-level adventurers, but he himself is just an ordinary person. But it seems that those two adventurers gave him confidence, so this guy is very dismissive of me.

"I finally took a breath of the air of the earth that I hadn't seen for a long time, and immediately asked A smell of stool, can you feel my mood?"

Ye Weiqi shrugged and walked forward with Senpu.

"You fool, don't you dare to care if you don't see your companions? Do you dare to drag me and wait for Lao Tzu to kill you? Seeing that I didn't let go, the uncle continued to scold.

"Soul Scattering Iron Claw...... Since you and your friends are like this2b, then even if you enter the New World, you will add fertilizer to the soil there, and it is better to spread the fertilizer and water to the fields of outsiders, and sprinkle the ashes in the arms of Mother Earth, so that others will know and recite your noble feelings. ”

I took a few steps forward and grabbed someone from the other crowd and continued, "Where is this?" ”

As if startled by the pile of minced meat behind me and the stone carved pillars broken in four fifty meters away, the guy I was holding replied with tears in his eyes, "This is ...... This is the hanging city of Liaokang City. ”

"Oh, thanks!"

A teleportation came to Ye Weiqi and Senpu's side, and I asked suspiciously, "This is Liaokang?" Isn't that far from my destination? From Liaokang to Ninghai, it has to span most of the Heavenly Empire! Why didn't you say earlier that the temple of Trosi led here? ”

"But you didn't say which city you want to go to," Ye Weiqi stopped and said, "Why don't the three of us talk about our destinations separately, and then go one by one according to the distance from near to far." ”

Sempu hurriedly said: "But I'm going to Hong Kong, this is a little far, right!?" ”

"Don't worry, it's okay for you to take a little lover for three or five days, at most it's a vegetative person, it's so easy to die," I patted Sempu on the shoulder and comforted.

Seeing that Senpu was about to cry, Ye Weiqi sighed and said, "That's it, let's go to Huo's business first, then Senpu, and finally my business." ”

"Huh? Aren't you afraid that I'll run away as soon as I'm done? ”

Ye Weiqi looked at me with deep meaning in his eyes and said, "If you are that kind of person, I'm afraid Jakes won't introduce you to us at all." He is our partner, and since he recommended you, we naturally believe that no matter how bad you are, no matter how much you stir up, no matter how bad you are, you are also worthy of our trust! ”

"Is that a compliment to me?"

Ye Weiqi continued: "But here we have three chapters of the law, after all, this is the earth, so Huo, I hope you can endure as much as possible when you endure, and don't kill people easily." ”

"Oh? And what about my enemies? ”

"That's going to be left to me, of course. The reason why I say please don't kill people easily is because every country on the earth has a group of special forces, they are specially used to deal with adventurers who return from the New World, and no matter what adventurers cause to the country, they will be exterminated by this force. Hey? Why do you have a twinkle in your eyes when I talk about this unit? Will you take your claws back too? What I want to say is that this unit is actually not strong, and their strongest strength is only about the green level, and most of them are below the yellow level, but they have a special weapon produced in the new world - the particle gun, this kind of gun even if you are a shot, a big hole will come out of the body, and it is not difficult for adventurers with lower strength to be shot in the head with a shot. We're out this time with business to do, so I hope you take care of the overall situation and don't provoke those guys. Although we are not afraid of them, once we fight, it will be very delayed. ”

"Okay Big Bear, I see! I'll try to hold it up. I patted Ye Weiqi on the shoulder with a smile and walked past him.

"Why do I think Brother Thorn wants to fight those guys even more after you said so much?" Senpu's voice came from behind me.

"I think he's getting more excited...... Shouldn't I have told him about it? ”

……

From the hanging city to the center of Liaokang, it was already dark, and after a few people discussed, they all felt that they should rest here for a night and set off tomorrow morning.

Actually, I think Ye Weiqi's guy is probably suffocated in the new world, and he plans to return to the earth to spend a while, after all, no matter how beautiful the flowers in the new world are, they don't have the taste of our native flowers!

However, with his size and appearance, it is estimated that the chicks who are willing to accompany him have a good human and beast plot.

After crushing two taxis, we finally decided to take a taxi each, because both Ye Weiqi and Senpu had already weighed more than half a ton...... It has to be said that Semp did not transform.

It's hard for me to imagine what kind of woman can crawl out alive after being pressed under Senpu for a while, good luck to that little lover of his!

In the trembling eyes of the taxi driver, Ye Weiqi got out of the car and gave a special gold coin to the driver.

Seeing that the driver first looked at it suspiciously for a long time, and then looked surprised, I knew that Ye Weiqi was using the authentic new world currency 'gold'.

"What is the approximate ratio of gold to currency?" After throwing a gold coin to the car I was sitting in, I asked Semp beside me.

"Uh...... I think I've heard Big Brother Ralph say before, it's about two million universal coins, right? Hey? Why are you going to stab Big Brother? Semp asked, as he grabbed me and turned to run.

"Nonsense, I'll give two million for a taxi, can I not come back?" I said angrily.

Ye Weiqi slapped his forehead: "Please, you are also a well-known figure in the New World, can't you be so Grande?" ”

"You're so generous, give me tens of thousands of gold to play with!"

"......" Ye Weiqi seemed to find that arguing with me was a very idiotic thing, and turned his head and walked towards the hotel across the road.

"Sir, do you want to buy flowers?"

Just as Semp and I were about to cross the road, a crisp voice came.

Looking back, it was a girl selling flowers, about fifteen or sixteen years old, dressed in simple clothes. But her big eyes were very distinctive, and there was some pain and desolation in those beautiful eyes.

"......" I don't know why, her eyes reminded me of the dead Wu Linwei, a heartfelt touch made my heartstrings tremble, without hesitation took out a gold coin and put it in her flower basket, took a flower and inserted it in her hair, and said with a smile: "Look at the big man next to me and the bear walking upright in front of me, which one seems to like flowers?" This flower is for you! ”

With that, walk forward.

It wasn't until we crossed the street that the girl reacted and shouted anxiously, "Sir! Mr! This gold coin is too valuable! Give it back to you! ”

Listening to the sound of footsteps rushing behind me, I subconsciously thought about what kind of disaster this gold coin from the New World would bring to this ordinary flower girl, at least the value of this gold coin was beyond her bearing.

Just as he was about to turn back, a sports car came speeding in the distance, and the sound of a roaring motor could be heard in people's ears from a distance of a mile.

"Be careful!" Semp roared when he turned around, and his body had disappeared beside me, and then there was a sound of steel colliding, and the sports car that saw that there was someone in front of him but did not brake at all hit Samp's body and bounced, rolled on the ground for more than a dozen heels and then slid out for hundreds of meters, before it stopped head-down, and the original shape of the car was completely unrecognizable.

"Are you alright?" Senpu stood up and smiled as he looked at the girl who was tightly protected by him.

The girl seemed to be stunned by what she saw, she looked at Samp next to her, and then looked at the debris of the vehicle in the distance, and burst into tears, and after crying a few times, she threw down the flower basket and ran quickly to the sports car in the distance.

"Do you think that little girl wants to chop the driver into meat sauce? Or torture to death? I walked over to Samp's side and laughed.

Senpu dusted off the ashes on his body and shook his head and grimaced at me: "I'm sorry, I didn't want to make such a big fuss, but I didn't expect that the car didn't have brakes, otherwise it wouldn't have been able to fly so far." ”

"It's okay, it's all just floating clouds!" I patted him on the shoulder comfortingly and walked over to the sports car, where Sempu picked up the flower basket and flowers on the ground and followed.

Ye Weiqi, who had already walked into the hotel lobby, glanced back, shook his head through the glass and didn't care about us anymore.

The flower girl ran to the side of the sports car quickly, didn't care about counting the burning body, and dragged the people in the car with her slender arms, but her strength was limited after all, and she didn't pull people out after a long time.

I sighed and glanced at Samp, who walked over to the car with a little effort and lifted it up and straightened it again.

I went over to the stunned girl and pulled her away.

Senpu pulled the door down and tossed it aside, reached out and pulled a man and a woman out of the car, then shielded the two and turned around to point his back at the car.

"Boom!" A violent fire burst into the sky, and the wreckage of the sports car was blown up three or four meters away and fell to the ground, and the flying parts of the flames almost completely burned the clothes on the back of Senpu's back, if it weren't for the stretch panties he wore for the Hulk, I am afraid that the chrysanthemum would have been exposed to the fire by now.

When the flower girl beside me saw the explosion, tears immediately flowed, and she covered her mouth tightly with her hands, and almost used all her strength to avoid crying.

"Hey, it's not your father and mother in that car, why are you so excited?"

"Woo......" The flower girl finally couldn't help but squat down and cry under the stimulation of my words, crying and saying, "I hurt them, I shouldn't have crossed the road!" ”

"Just kidding, huh? Don't you see that the guy driving the car didn't even think about braking? He's going to run it right on you! I said with some confusion.

"Yes...... But at least that would only kill me, and now three people will die! ”

"You...... Are you stupid??? "I have to say, I was shocked by this woman's words, it turns out that there are really people in this world who are so kind that they are idiots? It's not that I haven't encountered it before, it's that my realm is too low to understand this brainless idea!

Before I could say anything, suddenly in the distance, in Senpu's arms, a voice that was neither male nor female shouted: "Whoa! How dare you destroy my car! It also broke my legs! I want you dead! I want you to die! You still don't kneel down to apologize to me, and then send me to the hospital, you're still thinking about a b! Do you know who my dad is? ”

Immediately after that, Senpu's somewhat chilled voice came: "Your dad won't be called Li Gang, right?" ”

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Two chapters of 3,000 words, Suo's surname was changed once, because there is something to do tomorrow, and the health is not yet well, so you have to go to bed early, and you can't divide the chapters.

Thanks to the "Forgotten Will" big tip!