Chapter 3 The Millennial Gap
Yu Fei turned his head and saw Kun Yuanzi's funny appearance in a tattered Taoist robe and sunglasses, and couldn't help laughing: "Senior master, you should change your clothes first." ”
Kun Yuanzi said seriously: "Childe is very right, this robe is in tatters, Childe might as well take me to a nearby cloth shop, pull a few feet of fabric and make a new robe." ”
"Cloth House?" Yu Fei didn't react for a while, and it took a while to understand what Kun Yuanzi was talking about.
"Senior, you're talking about a clothing store! However, it is no longer advisable to wear Taoist robes, so you should change into a set of clothes that modern people wear, so as not to let people see your identity. When you get back to where you live, you can change into my clothes first. ”
Kun Yuanzi thought about what Yu Fei said was reasonable, after all, more than 1,300 years have passed, everything has been very different, he has been out for the past two days, and he really hasn't been a person wearing a robe, so it's better for him to follow the customs.
Yu Fei and Luo Zi led Kun Yuanzi into the off-road vehicle, and then drove to Xi'an City, which brought a zombie master, it was better to discuss it with Ye Lao, Ding Laosan and others.
Kun Yuanzi got into the off-road vehicle, just like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, shocked.
"This ...... How can this car run so fast without a strong horse? ”
Yu Fei explained: "This is a car, which is powered by gasoline, which is much faster than a horse-drawn carriage." ”
"Gasoline? What kind of animal is gasoline? Why didn't I see gasoline? ”
Yu Fei was a little embarrassed: "Uh...... Gasoline is not an animal, but a burning substance, somewhat similar to lamp oil in the Tang Dynasty. When the gasoline is ignited, the fire can propel the car forward. ”
"With fire?" Kun Yuanzi nodded as if he didn't understand: "It makes sense, among the five elements, water and fire are all alive, use fire to make this car move forward, wonderful, wonderful!" I can't imagine that now this Five Elements Technique has reached such a profound realm! ”
Unexpectedly, this zombie Dao Master could even be linked to the Qi of the Five Elements, Yu Fei had to let out a long sigh and said in his heart: "Let him understand it this way first, after all, this is more than a thousand years apart, and I don't know how much knowledge needs to be supplemented." ”
Just then, a large speeding truck passed by their off-road vehicle.
When Kun Yuanzi saw it, he asked, "Presumably, the one sitting in this car is a certain dignitary, right?" ”
"Why do you think so?" Yu Fei wondered if the big truck that had just driven past was carrying a truckload of coal......
"This car is so big and extremely fast, presumably only high-ranking officials and nobles can afford this kind of car." Kun Yuanzi was secretly proud of his speculation, in the Tang Dynasty, the higher the official rank, the larger the size of the carriage, and the size of the Tianzi Luan was even greater.
However, his theory has made Yu Fei and Luo Zi completely speechless.
"Senior, now this car is not distinguished by size." Yu Fei was talking, an Audi A6 sped by, Yu Fei hurriedly pointed his hand to the Audi A6: "The current dignitaries and nobles all like vehicles of this size, this kind of car is also called a sedan, and it is comfortable to sit up." ”
Now Kun Yuanzi is a little puzzled, will the small car be more comfortable than the big car?
At this time, in order to rush back to Xi'an as soon as possible, Luo Zi raised the speed of the car to one hundred and forty yards, because the window was open, the wind was whirring into the car, and Yu Fei felt a little unbearable.
He was worried that Kun Yuanzi would not be able to adapt to it, but who expected Kun Yuanzi to suddenly shout loudly: "Wonderful! Wonderful! This is the real Maxima! ”
Yu Fei almost didn't squirt out, this zombie Taoist actually likes the feeling of drag racing.
At nine o'clock in the evening, they finally arrived in the downtown area of Xi'an, which was brightly lit and full of traffic.
Kun Yuanzi was completely attracted by the neon lights all over the street. After a long time, he asked, "What day is today?" ”
Yu Fei thought about it, what festivals will there be after the May Day holiday. The Dragon Boat Festival should be early, so he asked Luo Zi on the side: "Today shouldn't be a festival?" ”
Luo Zi said: "I don't know about foreign festivals, we don't have any festivals in China." ”
Kun Yuanzi was stunned: "What is the Foreign Festival?" ”
"Hehe, it's a festival for foreigners?"
"Foreigners? You mean the barbarians? Kun Yuanzi sighed: "I can't imagine that everyone is so enthusiastic now, and the barbarian festival will be celebrated." ”。
"Why did the senior master say this?" Yu Fei asked puzzled.
If not, why is the city so brightly lit? Even the Lantern Festival of that year was not as good as this grand occasion. ”
It turned out that Kun Yuanzi mistook the street lamps and neon lights all over the city for the lights of the festival.
Yu Fei had to explain: "The senior master misunderstood, this is just an ordinary light, every night. ”
"What! Every night! How much lamp oil does it cost to consume so many lamps? Kun Yuanzi couldn't believe it.
"Uh...... These lamps do not burn oil, but use electricity. ”
"Electric ......? What is this? How can it burn so brightly? In Kun Yuanzi's opinion, these street lamps were hundreds of times brighter than the oil lamps he had at that time.
How to explain electricity to Kun Yuanzi, Yu Fei suddenly made a difficulty: "This electricity ......."
"This electricity is lightning, the lightning that thunders and lightning!" Luo Zi answered on the side.
"Ahh I can't imagine that now I can introduce the thunder of the heavenly court for lighting, it's amazing! In Kun Yuanzi's view, the lightning and thunder were the anger of the gods, but he did not expect that it would be used as lighting by modern people, and he was more and more shocked, is this still in the world? Could it be that he has already gone to heaven?
Yu Fei shook his head helplessly, he thought for a while and said, "Senior Master, this electricity is somewhat similar to lightning, but it is not just lightning. After all, more than a thousand years have passed, and society has made great progress, so it is better to do this, and when I have time, I will help you get a few books to understand some new things today. ”
Kun Yuanzi nodded: "Then I will thank Gongzi first, and I am also trying to learn how lightning is used to light this bright lamp." ”
Yu Fei said in his heart: "It seems that if you take this zombie master by your side, you will have to be restless for a while." ”
The car went around Xi'an City, and when it got out of the city, it went straight to the guest house near Qianling in Xianyang City.
I heard that the two of them brought Kun Yuanzi back, Ye Lao, Ding Laosan and the others were like a great enemy, they used all the magic weapons they could use, and they were fully prepared, and they were anxiously waiting for them at this time.
Luo Zi drove the car into the guest house and honked the horn a few times.
Everyone came out, Ye Lao put his hands behind his back, tightly grasping the 'Xuantian Mirror', Ding Laosan held the Xuantie Ancient Sword in his hand, and the old ghost and Ding Hao also took their own weapons.
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