Chapter 102: Moyu Exorcism
A piece of compressed biscuit, I ate it all in several gulps, rolled my eyes when I swallowed it, but tore the second piece of packaging in my hand,
"Slow down, no one will rob you." Lu Keqin wiped the biscuit crumbs that I ate all over my mouth with one hand, and put the water cup to my mouth with the other, "Drink saliva quickly, my throat is about to be cut." ”
I tilted my head to the water cup, took a big sip of water like a cow, softened the biscuit that I didn't have time to chew in my mouth, stretched my neck and swallowed it, and the second piece filled my mouth again...... After five biscuits in one go, a glass of water has bottomed out.
The way I eat this scares all of them,
"Water...... Water ...... "I stuffed another piece into my mouth, only to find that the compressed biscuit that was so dry that it could cut people's mouths was really difficult to swallow, and asked Lu Keqin for water vaguely,
Lu Keqin was so anxious that she went to get Lin Xian'er's water cup again,
Lu Dachuan was anxious, jumped to my side from his branch, and snatched the water cup that Lu Keqin had opened the lid and put in my mouth: "My ancestor, I don't dare to give him water, my stomach is about to burst." ”
At this time, I felt that I was not full, but I was not so hungry, and my brain was also active, and I thought to myself: How do you know, there is an old monster living in my body, and I can't explode if I eat so much.
"Old monster" suddenly popped out of my head, I was startled, fortunately the little snake I saw was cute enough, I didn't think of this word when communicating with it, otherwise it would not be angry if it knew that I called it an old monster (although it was an old monster),
When I thought like this, I couldn't care about what I hadn't swallowed in my mouth, so I quickly closed my eyes, calmed down and quickly put myself in a state of no distractions, and felt that it was still asleep, so I put down my heart and said to myself that I wouldn't dare to think like this in the future.
To be honest, I may be a little worried, but the "old monster" is for us, after all, it is a curse, and it is better not to let it know that I say it like this.
After this delay, the biscuit in my mouth melted away, I chewed it twice and swallowed it, and then my hand went to touch the biscuit bag on the branch in front of me, I touched it twice but didn't touch it, and looked down to see where there was any bag, it turned out that when I was deep in thought, Lu Dachuan took away the biscuit bag and water,
"Give me another piece?" I looked at Lu Dachuan, who had retreated to his branch and stared at me, and said pitifully,
Lu Dachuan was afraid that I would rush over and grab it, so he hugged the biscuit bag into his arms: "No matter what happened to you, you don't want to eat a bite." ”
"Give me some water, I'm going to die of eating."
"You can't drink a sip of water." Lu Dachuan put the water cup in his armpit with his other hand,
Lu Keqin looked at me really uncomfortable, and said, "Brother, you give him a little ...... drink."
Lu Dachuan suddenly became angry: "You should stop him at this time, instead of following him." ”
Lu Keqin didn't say anything, her face turned to the side, I saw tears rolling in her eyes, held her hand and comforted her, and then looked at Lu Dachuan: "Okay, I'll tell you what's going on......"
I told them all the things I already knew about the little snake, and when they heard it, their mouths opened wide one by one, and their expressions were even more surprised than if I was desperately eating compressed biscuits.
I knew that it would be good to tell them what was going on at these times, and that it would be superfluous to say anything more, and it would be good to wait for them to "digest" it slowly, so I said in a calm tone: "So I'll be fine if I eat more, and now you can give me some water, I'm really smoking." ”
"Oh." Lu Dachuan didn't know which hand he was holding the water cup,
I reached out and took the glass of water in one of his two hands at the same time, craned my neck and poured a large glass of water into my stomach in one go, burping, and the feeling of hunger disappeared completely.
After five or six minutes, they came back to their senses one by one, and they suddenly talked more, like a reporter interviewing a big star, you were babbling and asking me a lot of questions.
"These are the same things I want to ask the snake spirit, and I can't answer any of them now." I shrugged helplessly and said, "So we have to wait for the snake spirit to wake up and help us deal with the zombies under the tree, and I'll tell you when I ask clearly." ”
When they saw that I really didn't know, they were concerned about when the little snake would wake up, and what method it would use to deal with the zombies, and like them, I was also curious about these, but the only way we could know the answer was to wait, and the wait was always long, so as not to be so difficult, we decided to sleep too, and everyone didn't sleep well in the last "bundled corpse" sleeping method; Second, the zombies under the tree have been solved, we still have a lot of ways to go, and we are anxiously waiting with our eyes open, it is better to raise enough physical strength,
We took out our sleeping bags, cut some branches, picked some leaves, and built as many comfortable beds as we could.
Before going to bed, Lu Keqin quietly asked me a very gossipy question: "Is the little snake that entered my body and lived with me male or female." ”
This question once again made me cry and laugh, looking at her biting her lip, a pair of big eyes looking at me so fixedly waiting for me to answer, I really don't know what she thinks in her little brain, but in the future, I will live with the little snake, and Lu Keqin is also an inseparable part of my life, that is to say, no matter what we do together in the future, it will no longer be two, but three, so she has the right to know everything about me and the little snake, so I told her truthfully: "It calls itself aunt, her name is Moyu, I think it should be a mother." ”
Lu Keqin said that he knew, and then closed his eyes,
I looked at Lu Dachuan and they seemed to be asleep, and leaned into her ear: "It's just a snake, it's still a spirit, are you jealous?" ”
Lu Keqin said very seriously: "That's not it, it's just that I feel that it will be closer to you than me and you in the future, and I feel a little uncomfortable." ”
It's worse than jealousy, I thought to myself, but I didn't know what words to use to comfort her, so I could only hold her tightly in my arms,
"But you don't have to be psychologically burdened." Lu Keqin said again, "I can still accept her mother, if it is a male, I will not dare to make love to you in the future." ”
"Sister Keqin...... "I hugged her tighter,
The little snake finally woke up, and it slept for a long time, according to the time we judged according to the biological clock, it slept for two days and two nights.
The first thing it said to me when I woke up was, "Your food is terrible." ”
I want to cry without tears, in order to take care of me in the past two days, we only have a little compressed biscuit almost let me eat alone, even the water they don't dare to drink in a big gulp, I can't stand it before I take a small sip to moisten my throat, it even thinks the food is poor, let me go where to reason,
"Alright, alright, I know it's those guys under the tree who have left us with nothing to eat, so let your friends stabilize it, and I'll clean them up."
In a flash, a strong wind blew in the woods, and a snake spirit appeared in the air under our feet, its thick and long snake body flew among the trees in the forest like a dragon without a tail in sight, the huge snake head like a car sometimes soared into the sky and sometimes downwards towards those dense zombies, and a big red letter went in and out of its half-open mouth, and its mouth let out a thunderous hiss......
Although we already knew that it was going to strike, we were still stunned to see this thrilling scene, everyone clutched the swaying branches with both hands, and couldn't even say a complete sentence.
This situation lasted for more than a minute, the zombies under the trees all fell, and the forest was covered by a faint mist, and we vaguely saw the corpses coming out of the ground, and the ghosts that fused with them broke away from the corpses, and then walked in the direction of the canal, the red figure became fainter and fainter, and when it disappeared, the fog in the forest also disappeared,
At this time, the giant python flying in the air was gone, and a voice appeared in my head again: "Eh, I'm tired of my aunt and grandmother, these miscellaneous hairs are becoming more and more disobedient." ”
I watched the zombies under the tree fall down, and the ghosts were gone, but the corpses were still piled up on the ground, and I couldn't help but think, "Grandma, this is over, what about those corpses." ”
"You don't need to call me my aunt and grandmother, it sounds like I'm old, you might as well call me Moyu."
I glanced at Lu Keqin: "Okay, Moyu, there are so many corpses on the ground, we can't settle down if we go down." ”
"Don't be in a hurry, someone will naturally dispose of the corpses on the ground in a while."
"Who." I was taken aback, "There are other people in this woods." ”
"White fart, you should have seen it."
When Moyu's words appeared in my mind, a white fox figure also appeared at the same time, so I didn't need to "ask" it to know that the white fart it said was the fox we dug out.
"Haha, it turns out that the fox is called Bai Yif." Thinking of its beautiful appearance and such an ugly name, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt,
"Don't you dare to call it that when you meet, its name is Baiyi, but it likes others to call it Xiaomei, Bai Yifang is just a nickname given to it when a few of our good sisters are playing together, others call it that, it will turn its face."
At this time, I only cared about communicating with Moyu again, forgetting the feelings of other people, Lu Dachuan and they were better, knowing that I was not nervous and silently waiting for me to tell them what was going on, but Lu Keqin was not happy, although I talked to Moyu without making a sound, but the expression on my face made the joy, anger and sorrow in my heart fully revealed, so looking at my hippie smiling face, her little hand reached into my clothes, and the soft flesh in my waist inevitably suffered again,
This time she pinched it so hard that it hurt so much that my eyebrows stood up,
Fortunately, at this time, I saw the white fox in the forest running from afar, and pointed out to them: "Look, the white clothes are coming." Diverted Lu Keqin's attention in time,