Chapter 12: Yellow Jokes
Sure enough, as I had guessed, the Frenchmen glanced at us and ran off into the distance, while the remaining Yankees were still under the sand dunes on the right, and they were able to calm down.
It was past six o'clock in the evening, and the whole area was almost completely dark, the sun was long gone, and the moon had quietly risen.
For those blacks, there is undoubtedly a good hidden advantage. Right now, it's not just about how to get out, but also about guarding against the attacks of those black people. I made a gesture to everyone, signaling to go around to the side first, staying here and confronting each other is never the way to go.
Just a few steps away, the sand dunes in front of the black man suddenly disappeared, exposed, they saw us who were leaving, they took out machine guns and pointed at us, their hearts almost jumped to their throats, Ma Liu was just about to pick up AK47, the black man did not show weakness, and there was a burst of strafing at Ma Liu's feet, and the whole forehead of Ma Liu overflowed with sweat the size of a bean, and the whole person became motionless.
When the blacks saw that we were no longer resisting, the first four men came over with guns in their hands, and the rest of the people stood behind, looking around from time to time, unusually cautious.
Fifty meters, thirty meters, twenty meters,.........
The distance became closer and closer, and when we were less than fifteen meters away, a violent gust of wind and sand suddenly blew over, and its force was many times greater than before, and before we could react, our whole bodies suddenly fell to the ground uncontrollably, and those black people did not end much better than us, and fell to the ground one after another.
The wind and sand lasted for about ten minutes, and our bodies were already covered with a layer of wind sand, and the weight was not light, and invisibly, the terrain position we were in also changed a little.
We're on the other side of the blacks compared to the black ranks. It was like us and the black man on the edge of a bridge, and whoever stood up first or raised his head would be a live target, and we were all prostrate on the sand, and no one dared to move.
Nor is it the way to go. I just tried to raise my head, and suddenly a shuttle of bullets swept over, fortunately in time, otherwise it would have been beaten into a hornet's nest. "These eight lambs!" I cursed in my heart, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, although this group of black people was very well concealed in the night, but there was a fatal obstacle.
Thinking of this, I immediately looked at the fat man with a depressed face, "Fatty, do you want to beat these black people?" ”。
The fat man, who was stunned by what I said, looked at me in surprise and shouted, "Yes! Xiao Ke, have you thought of any good way? ”。
I smiled in my heart, but my face remained silent, my body moved to the side of the fat man, and whispered in the fat man's ear, and in a moment, the fat man's whole face suddenly turned red, and he said aggrievedly: "Xiao Ke, this is not good!" As he spoke, his hands were entangled, his head bowed, and he lived like an angry daughter-in-law.
I snickered to myself, but on the surface I became angry, "This is for everyone, hurry up!" At my urging, the fat man reluctantly lay on a slope and began to tell "yellow jokes" to the black people at the top of his throat.
In just a few minutes, the fat man said three yellow jokes in succession, perhaps out of shame, his whole face couldn't help but turn red, and Li Yu on the side glared at me and walked to the side silently. At the same time, the black guys on the other side laughed heartily, and at that moment, the big open mouth directly revealed a fatal flaw: snow-white teeth!
Under the moonlight, the bright light emitted by the teeth was unobstructed, and I, who had found the target, shouted to a few people next to me: "Hit those white lights, hit hard", accompanied by a few screams, the black team in front of me immediately became chaotic.
The fat man, who had talked about it, was still lying there talking about his characteristic "yellow jokes", and he didn't pay attention to my gestures. I walked over and kicked the fat man, shouting, "Get out."
The fat man who reacted, without saying a word, got up straight and smiled weirdly at me, "Xiao Ke, I didn't see it, you are quite bad!" As I spoke, the fat man ran straight in front of me.
When I woke up, I cursed in my heart, and then followed, and as soon as we walked on the front foot, there was a sudden sound of intensive gunfire behind us.
Temporarily avoiding danger, we can finally calm down and rest for a while. Presumably everyone was also a little tired, sitting in all directions, I had nothing to do, took out the scroll, and then went straight to the light on the mobile phone to the map, just watched, gradually, unconsciously fell asleep.
When I woke up, I felt an inexplicable pain in my body, and everyone's faces were not very good, and I was inexplicably shocked in my heart, on the left and right of us stood the French and the Americans, both of whom had bloodshot eyes, and they must have not slept all night last night, just to find us.
The two groups of leaders stepped forward one after another, glanced at us sharply, and said in unison a broken Chinese: "Here, who is your leader?"
The fat man who heard the words, I don't know if it was intentional or not, touched his neck, turned the angle to face me, and with that look, the two leaders suddenly looked at me. I was shocked, "Damn, this dead fat man, betraying his teammates again!" "While secretly angry in my heart, I also pretended to itch on my neck, and put my hand straight up, once I encountered danger, maybe the jade pendant would have some effect.
The two leaders each made a gesture to their subordinates, and the people around them set up their machine guns one after another, facing the fat man and the others, and I realized that the situation was not right, and immediately shouted: "Wait!" ”。
Under the surprised gazes of the two of them, I fooled the two leaders and said that there was a way to get out, but my partner could not hurt any of them. After the two discussed, the black leader suddenly said, "good," and glanced at his watch, "You only have ten minutes, and their life and death are in your hands."
While secretly scolding foreigners for not being righteous, my eyes unnaturally moved to the map on the scroll, and in one night, the map seemed to have undergone inexplicable changes. The vague concept flashed through my mind, and I opened my eyes wide, shook my head, and was surprised to see that there was a mark next to the desert that I had drawn on the map.
The image of the mark was nothing else, it was the jade pendant around my neck. I was shocked, and my hand unnaturally touched the jade pendant around my neck, and the moment I took it out, the jade pendant shone brightly, with me as the center, and suddenly set off a wave of manic energy.
The French and Yankees, who thought I was playing tricks, pointed their machine guns at me, and gradually, realizing that I had no intention of making a move, let down their vigilance and watched this scene together in amazement.
I was in the middle of the air waves, and I felt inexplicably brighten up in front of me, and through the heavy sand dunes, I saw that not far in front of us, there was a stone platform, and on each side of the stone platform there was a clay pot.
As the leader, I unconsciously moved forward, not only out of the desire to escape, but also with a sense of unknown, as if something was attracting me.
I didn't have to walk for long, and the stone platform that appeared in my eyes before suddenly appeared in front of everyone's eyes. Those foreigners, as if they had discovered a new continent, ran happily towards the stone platform, but as soon as they leaned over, the whole person was bounced to the ground by an invisible light curtain.
At this moment, my heart was inexplicably calm, as if I was returning to my hometown, and I walked to the side of the stone platform with a familiar car, although the invisible light curtain appeared, but I walked in easily under the surprised eyes of everyone.
Looking down, I saw that there was a groove in the middle of the stone platform, not big or small, and the size of the jade pendant was exactly the same, I put the jade pendant on it, and at the moment when I put it on, the clay pots on both sides broke apart along the time, and a sour liquid was revealed.
At the same time, the entire ground began to shake violently.
A surprising scene suddenly happened! (To be continued.) )