Talking about this, Mr. Wu and his wife have nothing to say, his daughter-in-law sat in front of the computer in the living room, confirmed the receipt in front of me, the transaction was successful, and I left Mr. Wu's house happily. When I came out to take a taxi, there were more than a dozen women standing on both sides of the road, ranging from their twenties to their forties, and it seemed that they were also women standing on the street. I was very emotional in my heart, and I couldn't figure out how these women could sleep with any man in order to make some money.

A few days later, two classmates and I invited Lao Hu to dinner to see his mental condition. chatting during the banquet, I saw that Lao Hu's complexion was okay, but I didn't mention the sale of the Buddha card to Mr. Wu. Chatted for a while. Lao Hu told us that he was in the hospital at the time, and the driver who drove the 96144 funeral one-stop car, looked very angry.

I asked, "What's wrong with the driver, isn't he an employee of the funeral home?" ”

Lao Hu said: ", I didn't know until I got to the funeral home." It's been private for a long time, and it has nothing to do with the funeral home! ”

Several classmates were surprised, and classmate A said: "It's unlikely, people drive a funeral car with 96144, and you didn't call 96144 before he came?" That's the unified hotline of the Civil Affairs Bureau! ”

Another classmate sneered: "This memory eye." It's so bad, I forgot what I told you that day? Several of us suddenly remembered, Lao Hu hurriedly asked what it meant, I said, he said that the car from 96144 was also counterfeit. The car is real, the driver is self-employed, and it is good to collude with the funeral home secretly.

Lao Hu didn't understand too much: "What, what? Isn't the funeral parlor a business of the state, you have a car and someone, why do you have to collude with this outsider? ”

The classmate gave him another science popularization of why, and Lao Hu was so angry that he slammed the table: "It's really lacking in morality, no wonder the driver is so dark!" He told me halfway through that if he wanted your dad to come home and have a look, add two hundred, and I'll drive around your house. If you want to carry your dad upstairs into the house and let him sleep in his bed for a while, add five hundred, and I can help with it. I was hesitating, and he said that there are many people who die in the hospital, and they are worried about their families, and if you don't let him go back to see them, he won't be able to close his eyes after he dies, and sometimes he will pestering his family! ”

"Really?" One of my classmates was timid, so he asked. The classmate glared at him and said that you are stupid, whether you have it or not, it is just a way for him to make more money on gas.

I hurriedly asked, "And then?" ”

Lao Hu said: "Carry my dad upstairs and lie down for ten seconds, ten seconds at most, maybe it won't be enough, and it's over." He then carried me down and collected 500 yuan, and put it in the freezer at the funeral home, and he said that he could hold a small ceremony, so that the body would not be too cold to lie in the freezer, and he would accept 100 yuan. There were so many relatives around, and several people said yes. Anyway, it's not them who pay for it, as long as they feel that there is a light on their faces. I gave another hundred, and the guy stood next to the freezer and said a few words, ", that's the Dharma!" ”

Subsequently. Lao Hu also said that Mr. Wu gave him a list, which has many names, including urns and tombstone productions, but it is quite complete, with a total charge of six thousand five. Lao Hu said that it was too expensive, and Mr. Wu said that the urn of this white marble alone was more than 4,000. Lao Hu wanted to buy a cheap imitation wood urn, the kind that cost a few hundred yuan, but his uncle, aunt and uncle all came over and said that it was the white marble, so as not to make your father unhappy. Lao Hu was unhappy. You can only sign and pay by card. Later, I took the urn to the cemetery for burial, and the staff of the cemetery casually asked how much the box was, and the old nonsense said that it was more than 4,000, white marble, and the staff laughed, saying that this was an imitation, and the stone powder was pressed, and the cost was not even two hundred, and he only sold it for eight hundred yuan here.

Lao Hu was very angry, so he went to the funeral home to settle accounts with them, saying that they were cheating. But the staff pointed to the receipt and said, it was not written that the urn was white marble, and the price was clearly marked, and it was signed to express recognition, and no one lied to you. Lao Hu was glaring, so he had to admit that he was unlucky and suffered a dumb loss.

Hearing his story, several classmates expressed their anger and said that the funeral home did the same. It's too dark. I nodded silently, I didn't feel good in my heart, I didn't expect Mr. Wu to be a self-employed person, specializing in colluding with the funeral home to make money. If he had known that this was the case, he would have been slaughtered by that talisman in the first place. Even if you go back and invite Lao Hu to eat a few more meals and take a few baths. It's kind of angry for him.

I couldn't sleep at night, and I wanted to send a text message to Mr. Wu and ask him why he was doing such a black-hearted industry, but I thought about it again, it was useless. First of all, I am not in a position to question him. is not the leader of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and secondly, Mr. Wu tears his face and can't solve any problems. Should he drive the black funeral car or do it, I hope to have the opportunity to do business with him again in the future. Take the opportunity to slaughter again.

Of course, I didn't think this opportunity was easy to find, but I didn't expect that there are no absolutes in the world, and in less than half a month, Mr. Wu asked me out for dinner again.

"Boss Tian, did you think I hit something?" Mr. Wu said.

I asked what it meant, and he said, "Someone called 96144 in the middle of the night to say that a family member had died, and the funeral home told me to pick it up." Because I had drunk a little less wine the night before, I was in such a hurry that I forgot to put on the talisman of the tiger's eyebrows. When I came out of the deceased's house, the family had a car to go to the hospital by themselves, and I was alone in the car. I was scared when I found out I wasn't wearing it, but I guess it wasn't such a coincidence. If you don't wear a Buddha card, you will have an accident, but I didn't expect it to happen. ”

Under my questioning, Mr. Wu said that he dragged the body back to the funeral home in the middle of the night, and the deceased was an old man. You have to go to the hospital to get a death certificate first. While waiting for the red light, he suddenly became very sleepy and fell asleep on his seat. Because it was late at night and there were no cars on the road, Mr. Wu's car stopped in front of the zebra crossing for a few minutes, but no one cared about it. Later, a large cargo drove to the back of Mr. Wu's car, and honked the horn vigorously, Mr. Wu woke up, felt that his eyelids were very heavy, and finally opened half of them, and seemed to see an old man sitting in the co-pilot, who was the deceased who had just been pulled out.

Mr. Wu was so shocked that he wanted to hide to the side, but he couldn't move. He'd heard about nightmares, but he didn't expect to be bumped into by himself now. The old man looked at Mr. Wu, then lowered his head, looked left and right, and seemed to be looking for something. After dozens of seconds, the old man raised his head and said to Mr. Wu, "Where the hell is it?" ”

Scared Mr. Wu so much that he couldn't do it. He wanted to scream, but he couldn't make a sound, and wanted to push open the car door on the left side with his hand, but his body couldn't even move his fingers, and the old man slowly leaned his body into Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu gasped for breath, and his heart was dead. At this moment, someone slammed into the car glass, Mr. Wu suddenly woke up, he screamed and pushed the car door and jumped out, pressing the person outside to the ground, that person was the driver of the big truck behind, and thought he had encountered a robber, shouting for help. There was another person getting down from the truck, and when he went up, he beat Mr. Wu, if it wasn't for the fact that a police car happened to pass by and pull away, Mr. Wu would have to make people unconscious.

"If you don't wear a talisman, it means that you really hit something." I said, "But after all, Fu Guan is not the arms and legs on the body, and sooner or later there will be a time to forget, this is not a long-term solution, but what is the problem?" ”

Mr. Wu asked anxiously: "You help me analyze and analyze, if it goes on like this, how can I still work!" "I thought to myself, it's no wonder you're doing such a black-hearted business.

I asked, "Brother Wu, as I said before, the sacred relics offered to Thailand must be sincere and sincere, and you can't do bad things, have you done it?" ”

Looking at my eyes, Mr. Wu seemed to smell something, and then his expression changed, as if he understood something. In the past two years, my ability to observe words and emotions is not weak, so I guessed that he must have remembered that Lao Hu and I were classmates, so I naturally knew about his deeds with Lao Hu.

But Mr. Wu is very cunning, and he won't take the initiative to confess until he gets the exact news, so he pretends to laugh helplessly, saying that he is not a wicked person, and he is also very sincere when he worships. I couldn't help it, so I made it clear about his pit on Lao Hu, and asked: "You are also very powerful, you can actually collude with the funeral home, there should be a lot of copycat 96144 cars like you, right?" At the beginning, I wondered that it was reasonable to say that it was impossible for employees who drove funeral cars in funeral homes to assign fixed funeral cars. ”