"Damn, I thought you were full of sissies for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be a woman."

Dinghammer poked the chest of the ham sausage with his fingers, but was slapped to the side by the ham sausage......

"Mom, you have enough strength, you ......" Dinghammer touched the place where the ham sausage was fanned and said indignantly: "You still lied to me!" What to say is a hundred kilograms, one meter seventy-five. ”

The ham sausage pouted and stood beside the hammer: "Barefoot, is there one meter seven five?" ”

"It's really ......" The hammer looked up and down: "What the do you say about a hundred kilograms?" ”

No matter how you look at the ham sausage, there is no 100 kilograms, according to her height and figure, she is 101 years old, and she also fantasizes that the ham sausage is a lewd fat man, sure enough, Zhang Wuji is right, the more beautiful the girl, the more deceitful it is.

And at this time, the ham sausage did not hesitate to pounce directly, lying on the back of the hammer, and then the hammer swooped, and fell straight to the ground, almost suffocating to death without coming up in one breath, and looking at the light ham sausage pressed against the back of the hammer, he couldn't move at all, not only she looked as heavy.

"Hasty hastily ...... Get up for Lao Tzu......" The hammer pinched the butt of the ham sausage with his backhand: "Damn...... Crush Daddy! ”

Only then did the ham sausage get up from him, clapped his hands, and sneered: "Silly X, do you feel good?" Ah! It's still comfortable to become a human, and I haven't felt so high for a long time. ”

Dinghammer stood up from the ground with a sigh of relief, and rubbed his waist with grinning teeth: "Mom...... What the hell are you......? ”

The ham sausage is not taboo at all, she pouted. Then he slowly took off his clothes, and after taking it off, the hammer was blindfolded at that time, and the arms on the ham sausage, plus the shoulders, the hips and knees of the lower body actually had a metallic luster, and it was really metal when I reached out and touched it......

"This ......"

"I actually blew up when I was ten years old, hahaha." Ham sausage whistled, "But I don't want to think about who my dad is, he rebuilt my body with Cadman, one of the three major life metals, basically, except that it will be a little heavier." I grow it too. So that's what it is now. ”

The ham sausage was not wearing underwear, and he sat on the cabinet and looked at the hammer: "What?" Questions? ”

Dinghammer picked up the clothes from the ground and threw them to the ham sausage: "You give me some face, you look at your chest, it will sag if you don't wear a bra." ”

"I'm afraid of a fart. I don't know who you are? The ham sausage shook his legs: "Seventy percent of my bones are metal. And I have control over my bones and skin. ”

said. The metal part of the ham sausage slowly turns into skin, which is delicate, smooth and elastic, and there is nothing wrong with it. The hammer even touched it, and there was a sound in his mouth: "That's not very **?" ”

"I always felt like a monster when I was a kid, and that's why I became a Frankenstein." Ham Sausage sighed: "If I am like Bai Fei, I will achieve more than her." ”

The hammer looked the ham sausage up and down, then rubbed his hands and cleared his throat: "This is ...... Let's discuss something, you see...... Usually you are a cat, but today you finally became a person, so that your brother is cool? ”

"Get out, find your Bai Fei." The ham sausage snorted, and then pointed to the window: "If it weren't for your cheap hands, our consciousness would have been sucked into the world's sperm, and you would have been able to go home in a month at most, and I would have been able to change back." ”

Dinghammer touched his head: "Where is this?" ”

"O sperm of the world! Of course, it is to incubate a new world, a world that is copied from the fragments that exist in the minds of the first people who enter here, and then a complete world is mapped out through massive calculations. What the fuck ...... What were you thinking? How could it be such a disgusting world? ”

Dinghammer didn't know, but he knew that he was scared at the time, and what he was most afraid of was zombies, although it was a little difficult to say, but the thing was like this, Dinghammer was afraid of zombies...... Just like ham sausage is afraid of black, there is no reason.

"Why did you recover, but my right hand didn't work?"

"Because this is not the actual world at all, it is calculated according to your consciousness, you think you are still the same as before, and I am also the same as before, of course, it is projected into the way I am. Want to get out? ”

Dinghammer was stunned, and he didn't even think about it: "Nonsense you." ”

"Then we have to use our speed to escape to a blank space before it calculates the logic of the whole world, and then find a way to make it logically wrong, otherwise...... It's actually pretty good that we've been fighting zombies here for the rest of our lives. The ham sausage looked at the hammer playfully: "Dasha X, you killed me." ”

"Where is this place......

"Theoretically, it's a place you haven't envisioned, like the toilet in a house, behind a door, or something you don't see."

"...... So how to find it? ”

"I have the formula, but before I get to that place......" Ham Sausage pointed to the group of zombies outside: "Deal with them first!" Remember, if you hang up here, you're really going to hang up, so don't run around and follow me! ”

"Damn it...... Okay, but that's good...... When you get the chance, you'll have to cool off your brother! ”

"Okay, depending on my mood. Stop talking nonsense to me, it's annoying to look at you. ”

Although it doesn't feel good to be humiliated by the ham sausage at all, the hammer really doesn't have any tricks at all now, but he thought about it: Usually Lao Tzu protects you, and today Feng Shui takes turns, it's time for you to protect Lao Tzu once.

And before he could finish thinking about it, the ham sausage suddenly kicked the big iron door and flew out, and the huge force made the hammer stunned......

This huge sound disturbed this group of zombies wandering around, they rushed out with their teeth and claws, the disgusting appearance of festering everywhere made the hammer goosebumps rise, and the ham sausage was actually not afraid at all, and the one that ran over was a punch headshot, and the zombies of this level were in the eyes of the ham sausage in the high martial arts world, I am afraid that the strength of the hammer is limited.

"Take it." The ham sausage casually handed the gun on his waist to the hammer: "There are not many bullets." But I really think your technology is a failure. Guns that are still being fired with this kind of gunpowder, are all the scientists in your world dead? ”

"Do you dare not complain at such a time, hurry up and calculate the location for me."

"Yo yo yo, are you begging me or am I begging you? Is this your attitude of begging? The ham sausage sat on the stone pier and lazily kicked a zombie: "I'm not leaving, it's not bad for me to live my whole life here, these things can't even touch me at all, what do you think?" ”

"Oh." Dinghammer rolled up his sleeves: "This little tree is not repaired and not straight, you will not be on the house for three days!" ”

"Hey, are you going to hit me? I'm standing here and you're going to be a piece of waste for three days and three nights! ”

And he was talking. Two more zombies rushed over. He screamed strangely, and then was picked up from the ground by the ham sausage and nailed through the nail: "Please, you beg me." ”

"You can't die, I'll be angry if you make trouble again." The hammer holds the gun. Cautiously vigilant around: "I know this place too well...... There is a boss! ”

“boss？”

As soon as the words fell. A huge stone was thrown from a distance. The force was extremely great, and he came over with a heavy sound of breaking through the air, and then he saw an extremely huge and strong figure appear in the distance. Strange humanoids with extremely thick arms and a blue-brown body were rushing towards them.

As soon as the hammer saw it, it drew its gun and fired, and a shuttle of bullets swished out, but because of the accuracy, in fact, few bullets hit the tank, and the only few bullets hit the tank but could not cause any damage......

"Run!"

The hammer pulled the ham sausage, but she was led to a stumble, and then I saw the ham sausage shake off the hammer and stand there with a disdainful face, and then the ham sausage shook off the hammer, and rushed up to the tank quickly, she was thin and she was like a chicken in front of the mountain-like tank, but when the chick raised her fist and hit the tank......

Really, at that moment, the hammer felt that time had stood still, and the punch of the ham sausage was simply a cannonball, after hitting the tank in the chest, the seemingly brave guy was actually hit vertically into the sky by the ham sausage, and when it fell with a strange scream, it was thrown on the waist by a volley of the ham sausage, and then the ham sausage jumped high, and then landed on the head of the tank with his heel......

This monster, who looked extremely brave, was trampled on the dog's head alive by the ham sausage, and struggled on the ground a few times sadly before stopping.

"Mom......" Dinghammer blinked at the ham sausage: "Let him die with the dignity of a boss?" ”

The ham sausage rubbed the blood on his feet on the ground, and then kicked the corpse of the tank aside: "Your world is too weak, and the buns can be swept away when they come." ”

The hammer no longer speaks...... This thing hurts my self-esteem too much, what kind of ham sausage is usually bullied by him, and today's report is back to society...... It's really feng shui in turns. 、

Next, the ham sausage and the hammer fight zombies while walking, in fact, the ham sausage fights zombies as if it is venting, and the hammer follows behind stupidly.

Later, the ham sausage became boring, and he actually began to play tricks...... This hammer is a long experience, this is really playing zombies, and even the feeling of a hammer is that ham sausage is a real zombie. Although this guy looks like a goddess, what she did was simply frustrating, she didn't know where to pick up a horn, ran all the way and howled, followed by three or five hundred zombies behind her ass, adults and children witch tanks have all styles, and then this guy led these zombies into a big pit that seemed to be a circus performance, and then ......

Then the hammer looked perverted, the ham sausage had already been arranged in that place, as soon as the zombies entered, the mechanism inside swished and started, and then the dense barbed wire came down, although the tank witch could tear these things, but the ham sausage didn't give them a chance at all, and the half pool of various oil-soaked combustibles stored in it was ignited instantly, this is not the end, how suffocated is the ham sausage, she only left a gap after surrounding this field, The burned zombies would habitually rush out of the gap, and the ham sausage pulled up several thin wires from the Ferris wheel traction track at the door......

Well, the speed of the zombies is not slow, the wire is swishing like a knife, and you can cut as much as you go out, looking at the zombies who are still crawling on the ground when they are cut in two on fire, and the ham sausage is next to it as if watching a fireworks display......

"How perverted are you...... "Dingzhuan can't stand such perverts: "Do you dare to look like a normal person?" ”

Ham Sausage didn't even look at him, but said happily: "I am stimulating the error correction program of this world, and if it starts the error correction program, then I can calculate its critical point." ”

"What is error correction?"

"You'll know when the time comes." The ham sausage pushed the horn to her shoulder and continued to the next point, and on the way, she found a ...... A fireworks warehouse.

"Mom...... I can't stand it anymore. Dinghammer glanced back at the circus tent that had been burned with the smell of barbecue, and shook his head silently: "Crazy, can you be like a kind girl." ”

"you." Ham sausage reprimanded Dinghammer while tossing things with fireworks: "The world view is really different? If we let our guys come to this place, they're going to have to knock it out. ”

In a few moments, a new round of traps was set up in the ham sausage of Vandalism and Frankenstein, and then she started shouting again......

Dinghammer covered his face, and suddenly found that these zombies were really pitiful, and when she met this heartbroken sadist, she was simply a zombie's nightmare.

He even thought about what the would be like if he could bring ham sausage back to his own world, and it would be a hassle, but it would be a lot of fun......

After the combined action of explosions, flames and generators, the ham sausage didn't know how many zombies it had done, and the hammer was so bored that he smashed open a vending machine to grab beer from it and watch the ham sausage toss the little monsters while drinking......

After finishing a lap, the ham sausage walked to Dingzhu's side and put his arm around his shoulder: "Silly X, do you see it?" ”

Dinghammer silently handed the half-drunk beer to the ham sausage, and the ham sausage was not polite, picked it up and drank it in one gulp: "Ready to start, the error correction program has started." ”

"How do you know?"

The ham sausage didn't speak, just shrugged his shoulders and pointed to the sky, and the hammer found that the sky was actually changing rapidly, and from time to time there was a tragic blank space on it, empty, and it was particularly dazzling in the dark red sky.

"It starts to correct errors on its own, and we exist in its error list." (To be continued......)