Chapter Ninety-Nine: Difficult Imp
I'm grass, doesn't that mean you didn't say it? I looked at this cute hanged ghost with some annoyance, and I was helpless.
She blinked and smiled at me, and I glared at her and reached out to tear the white silk off Cauliflower.
I don't know what that white silk is made of, and with my strength, I can't tear this damn thing apart.
Just as I was trying to untie Cauliflower, a hanged man came in from the outside and looked at me squarely, and since he was several meters away from me at the door, it was impossible to gagged him.
"What a big guts!" The hanged man slurred a word, and floated towards me like lightning, his white clothes fluttering, his tongue turned wildly, and he opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of spit.
I was bowing my head to save the cauliflower, I couldn't dodge, I was vomited, and a cold rushed to my head, my body was cold, and I almost fell to the ground.
The hanged ghost saw that I was sprayed, his tongue curled, he laughed, his hands were ten fingers, and his nails were ten centimeters long like I was stabbed in the chest, extremely sharp and cold, if I was poked, Lao Tzu would have to be crippled if he didn't die.
I reached forward with my left hand, and the palm charm struck him, but before the palm could reach, he disappeared into thin air.
Boom! I heard a strange laugh, the cold hit behind, subconsciously retracted my head, and with a whoosh, the sound of sharp nails breaking through the air passed over my head, and I quickly rolled on the ground, goosebumps all over my body.
I really didn't expect the hanged ghost to be so powerful, the ethereal figure, floating around, completely ate me, although my palm talisman is huge, but I can't even touch the corners of his clothes, but he was stabbed left and right, and he was embarrassed.
It seems that this hanged ghost is a master of **, so if you continue to fight hard, I'm afraid that you and Cauliflower will have to fall here.
"Stinky boy, look where you run this time!" The hanged ghost smiled, shook his wrist, and the filial sackcloth tied around his arm rolled up to my neck.
Before I could dodge, his eyes bulged, his hands on his neck, and he screamed in pain, clamping a piece of white silk around his neck.
"Why are you still stunned!" The stupid female hanged ghost poked her head out from behind, and her long tongue spit out again because of the force, and said again: "Second uncle, I'm sorry, I can't let you kill him, because he ......"
I was afraid that the ghost would break free, so I snorted coldly, and the palm charm hit the second uncle's forehead heavily, and he screamed, and his soul immediately scattered.
"Who?" At this time, I heard the clear drink of other hanged ghosts outside the ancestral hall, and I couldn't care so much, so I picked up the cauliflower from the coffin, carried it on my shoulder, and left.
"Where are you going, follow me!" The little cutie said, and as she spoke, she took me to the other side of the ancestral hall.
There is a small door on one side of the ancestral hall, and it is on the other side of the ancestral hall, I stretched out my finger and put it in my mouth and blew a whistle, regardless of whether Feng Er understood it or not, I carried the cauliflower and drilled into the dense forest next to it.
Feng Er heard my whistle from a distance, knew that I had succeeded, took a few steps diagonally, dodged the fierce attack of Grandma Mu's soul flag, and said with a smile: "Mrs. Mu, I think that if you fight for another hundred years, you may not be able to touch a single hair of me, so Feng will not play with you, and you will not be able to accompany you." ”
After saying that, I couldn't care about the old face, so I lay on the ground and crawled in my direction.
At this time, a hanged ghost found that the cauliflower in the coffin of the ancestral hall had been rescued, and screamed at the top of his voice: "Grandma, the stand-in was snatched away, snatched away." ”
Grandma Mu's face was full of goosebumps and trembling, and she said sharply: "What? Pursue! ”
As he spoke, he shrugged his nose and frowned: "If you want to run, there is no way." ”
Before her death, this Grandma Mu had a very spiritual nose, and she stayed in the ghost forest for a hundred years, isolated from the living, and was very sensitive to the smell of people.
"Woohoo! Damn rotten cauliflower, it's fucking heavy. "I ran all the way with cauliflowers, and my tired waist was about to break.
This guy is 1.8 meters strong and strong like a dead pig, sinking badly, "Bang! I threw the cauliflower on the ground and kicked him, "Dead, not dead." ”
Cauliflower's big eyes rolled, and she finally opened her mouth, and stammered a little: "Qin, Brother Qin, you are finally here, half a step later, brother, I will have to be cut out by that old woman." ”
"Whew!" I breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at Cauliflower, and wanted to settle accounts with him, but when I thought about it wasn't time yet, and seeing his grinning and obscene appearance, I could only hold back this bad breath.
"You kid speaks like those hanged ghosts, slurred." I rubbed my waist and glared at him. Cauliflower smiled and said: "Brother Qin, don't you know, this group of hanged ghosts mutters in my ears every day, and my ears are calloused when I hear it, and it is inevitable to be affected by them, especially when the old woman is fine, she spits at me. ”
"You are not allowed to scold grandma!" As Cauliflower and I were talking, the little cutie on the side had red eyes, looked at us aggrievedly, and pouted.
"I'm grass, Brother Qin, I'm so capable, even the hanged ghost was hooked up with you, look at this figure, heck, it's really not bad." Cauliflower opened her eyes, stared at the full boobs on the cutie's chest, and said with a wicked smile.
The little cutie ducked behind me, clasped her hands tightly in front of her chest, and said with some fear: "I knew you were the big bad guy, so I wouldn't help you." ”
"Ahem, cauliflower, close your thief's eyes, don't talk nonsense." I kicked Cauliflower, turned to the cute hanged ghost behind me, and said, "You go back first, thank you." ”
The little cutie shook her head and said, "I'm not going back, I'm going to follow you, and I'll follow you wherever you go." ”
"Poof!" When Cauliflower heard this, I couldn't help but be happy, I swallowed my saliva, looked at the little cutie and said, "Girl, you're not kidding, let grandma know that you follow me, I have to kill you, you better go back quickly." ”
"No, I'm going to be with you, who let you see, look at my ......" she pouted and exhaled.
I think she seems to be quite conservative, and secretly said, this girl won't pay attention to those ancient rituals, take a look, and follow me, this, if this is a person, it's okay, ghost, I'm really not blessed, and I'm a hanged ghost.
You must know that a Chunlan is about to squeeze me dry, and if there is another hanged ghost, I will not be sucked into a dry corpse.
Thinking of this, I smiled and said to her: "Girl, I have a bad temper, lust and greedy for alcohol, and I have bad breath and smelly feet, if you follow me, you will definitely not have a good life." ”
She lowered her head, gritted her teeth, and said firmly: "I don't think you stink, I'll follow you." ”
I was a little anxious when I heard this, and pointed to Cauliflower and said: "You, have you seen that bearded man, he is a well-known pervert, rape, murder, adultery, and a big prostitute who does all kinds of evil, aren't you afraid?" ”
Cauliflower showed her big yellow teeth, licked her lips obscenely, and said with a smile: "Little lady, you are not a waste of fame, be careful that I take you ...... Hey! ”
The little cutie closed her eyes in fright, but she didn't have the slightest intention of leaving, "I'm not afraid of you, Brother Qin, you will protect me, right?" ”
Cauliflower laughed, "Okay, you little girl, this is all called, Brother Qin, I don't think you should shirk it, take it, anyway, you haven't been a female ghost in grass, one grass is grass, isn't a pair of grass still grass?" ”
"You don't speak, no one treats you as dumb, thank you." I really want to strangle this idiot, Cauliflower angrily scolded the female ghost little cutie obscenely, laughed twice, covered his mouth, and turned his head.
I reluctantly said to this lovely and firm hanged ghost: "You go, follow me, as soon as you get out of the ghost forest, you will be sunburned to death." ”
"I don't care! I'm going to follow you. ”
"If you don't leave, be careful that I whip your ......!" I wanted to slap her, but when I saw her tears coming again, my heart softened and said, "Okay, okay, don't cry, just follow." ”
"Thank you, Brother Qin." Only then did she wipe away her tears and burst into laughter.
"Ahem, come and help the old man." Feng Er staggered over, his face was covered with dirt and leaves, and his clothes were in tatters.
"Mr. Feng!" I hurriedly stepped forward to help Feng Er, I was overjoyed, and when I saw that he was fine, I finally put my mind at ease.