Chapter 67: The Excavator Goes Crazy

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was drunk and hazy, accompanied by the increasingly docile scissors ghost Mei Yixiang and fell on a rock at the top of the mountain bag, and suddenly felt sad and couldn't help crying.

"Honey, what's wrong with you?" the scissors ghost Mei Yixiang asked in amazement, wiping his tears with his sleeve, "A manly man, he can bend and stretch, and he won't cry easily." What the hell is wrong with you?"

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng sat down cross-legged, held the hand of the scissor ghost tightly, and said silently: "Tomorrow, those excavators will be activated, and I am sure that in less than a day, this village will be razed to the ground." This is my hometown, and without her, no matter how much money I have, I will feel that I am poor, not even a beggar. Now, with this familiar hometown, I feel rich even though I haven't made a fortune. ”

"It's useless to lament, if there is any dissatisfaction in your heart, take action, only action can change the status quo. Scissor Ghost gently combed the poor ghost's long hair, "You have the final say—whatever you say you want to do, I'll accompany you to what you do." ”

"It's really my greatest luck to meet such a good female ghost as you. The poor ghost gently touched the hand of the scissorghost with his lips, and said resolutely, "I want to destroy the excavators, loaders, etc., so that those who are not greedy enough can destroy my village." ”

"This ...... It's up to you. Scissorghost hesitated at first, but quickly firmed, "You must not tell Gut Pumper about this—he doesn't want you to do this, because his goal is to build the nineteenth layer of hell quickly." ”

When it came to the gut-pumping ghost, the poor ghost hesitated and said: "Although my hometown is cute, my fathers and fellow villagers, no one has ever made me a windfall, and although the big brother of the gut-pumping ghost is not benevolent enough, he has made me a windfall." I...... What the hell am I going to do?"

Scissorghost smiled and said, "I want to advise you not to destroy those machines, but you are the best male ghost for me, and I can't make you unhappy for my selfish purposes." Let me tell you the truth: if you lose your money, you can get it back, and if you lose your hometown, you can only wander infinitely!"

"Good girl, this is the real insight, thank you for reminding me. The poor ghost kissed the scissor ghost's forehead, and Huo Ran stood up, "Without further ado, let's take action!"

"Don't thank me for reminding me, that's actually what you say in your heart, it's just that no one supports it, it's just not firm enough. The scissors ghost said quietly, holding hands with the poor dead ghost, stepping on the wind, and in an instant landed in the field dam full of carts in front of the village.

The generator roared non-stop, the lights were as bright as ten days hanging in the air, and a young and energetic foreman, regardless of the night and fatigue, was directing the workers to be busy—

The seventeen large excavators on the large trailer, all new, are driven by the driver, the tracks are rolling, vigorous, one by one to the ground, lined up in a row with high momentum, waiting for tomorrow's fanfare.

The wooden planks and steel pipes on the caravan also reached the ground one by one, and the workers worked non-stop to build the sheds and beds of the migrant workers......

When the scissors ghost saw it, he opened the long scissors in an uproar, ready to show off his skills.

The poor ghost made a color and whispered, "Only destroy the machine, don't hurt anyone!"

Scissor Ghost nodded, broke the big scissors with both hands, flew up, and slammed the scissors shut against the big iron arm that hung down from an excavator.

With a "click", Venus splashed everywhere, the iron arm of the excavator was safe and sound, and the scissor knife of the scissor ghost had been broken into four pieces.

The scissor ghost was dumbfounded, took the broken scissors, and looked back at the poor dead ghost in a daze, not knowing what to do.

The ghost scissors from hell have always been indestructible, how could they cut the steel of the mortal world and break the scissors instead?

"Don't be sad, if you have a chance in the future, I'll get you a pair of golden scissors. The poor ghost whispered comfortingly, while looking closely at the iron arm of the excavator, he found that there was a spell in black and yellow letters on the iron arm, nodded and said, "By the way, it is the charm that is doing tricks, wait for me to tear it apart." ”

The poor ghost said, and without waiting for the scissorghost to suggest, he flew up and reached out to grab the charm—he had never had any special feelings about the charm, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

However, this time there was a big accident, as soon as the poor ghost ghost claw touched the spell, he suddenly felt a strong electric current rushing towards him, and he couldn't help himself, and he was suddenly rebounded to a place three feet away, his face changed greatly, his heart was beating wildly, and his whole body was weak and weak.

"Brother Mao, are you okay?" Scissors Ghost was shocked and was busy supporting the poor ghost.

The poor dead man stood up and examined all the excavators, and noticed that each of them had charms attached to their iron arms, which they could not be seen at all if they were not looked closely.

"What's the matter?" said the poor ghost, scratching his head, "the last time the officials in the city entered the village, they noticed that something was very wrong, and just in case, they must have asked the exorcist mage to draw these evil charms and paste them here." ”

"Is there no other way for us to do it?" asked Scissorghost worriedly.

"Other ghost husbands and ghost husbands may be helpless, but for me, the first handsome guy in Yuhuang Village, it's just a piece of cake. The poor dead man pondered, and his mind was not yet decided, but his mouth seemed to be full of confidence.

"Is there a way? "Scissor's eyes shine.

"Stand farther away and watch me perform. The poor ghost asked the scissors ghost to step back, took out two firecrackers from his pocket, unfolded his body, and while swimming, he gestured, and after getting close to the excavator, he was condescending, and the firecrackers in his hand flew to the spells on the iron arms of each excavator.

There was a burst of "crackling", and the spell on the iron arm of the excavator suddenly caught fire, and the spell instantly turned into ashes and dispersed with the wind.

Those busy workers were puzzled when they heard the firecrackers suddenly exploding on the excavator, and suddenly set off a cluster of flames, and many of them stopped what they were doing, pointing and whispering.

"It's all right now. The poor ghost patted the scissorghost on the shoulder.

"Brother Mao's skills are good, and my sister admires him. Scissor Ghost was overjoyed and sighed again, "You can act, but the scissors are ruined, and they won't help you much." ”

"It's okay, there will be friends to help. After the poor ghost finished speaking, he grabbed the hand of the scissor ghost and flew down to the mouth of the big cave behind Yanhuang Village.

At the mouth of the cave, the three female ghosts, the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei, the tongue-pulling ghost Ma Mengyao and the hanged ghost Sha Jishan, were noisy and shouting, fighting for the one million coins, and they were exhausted, and there was no result yet.

The poor dead ghost fell behind the three female ghosts, hehe sneered three times, and the three female ghosts who were pennies quieted down, looking at the poor dead ghosts, showing a puzzled look.

"Money, let's divide it slowly in the future. While the poor dead ghost spoke, he made a yin wind, and stacked the money that had been dismantled and seemed to be bits and pieces in front of him, "I need help now-who helps me, who will give me two taels of magical flower water, which can prolong life, but also can maintain beauty and health, and be young." ”

After speaking, he pulled the hand of the scissor ghost and led the way to the construction site where seventeen excavators were parked.

The Stygian Coin is cute enough, but compared to the "Magic Flower Water", it is immediately superior.

The three female ghosts were no longer obsessed with money, and immediately followed.

"Beauties, do me a little favor: destroy these excavators for me!" said the poor ghost, pointing at the excavators, "These monsters, the more I look at them, the more angry I become, and the more unbearable I become!

The poor ghost briefly confessed, let the scissors ghost hold the bundle of dark coins and watch the changes, picked up three exquisite bottles of famous wine, and hid in the improvised toilet built by the workers.

The three female ghosts, who wanted to stay young forever, were ignorant, and immediately acted desperately.

The expansion ghost power is infinite, lifting an excavator and smashing it against another excavator, the two excavators collide, the sound is deafening, and it immediately turns into two piles of scrap metal.

The hanged ghost threw out Bai Lian, pulled this excavator to dig that excavator, and dug the vital parts of the cab, and soon dug five excavators.

The tongue of the tongue puller was itching, and when he opened his mouth, his tongue became like a snake coming out of a hole, dragging one excavator after another to slide over, slide over, touch each other, bang bang, bang,

The workers were frightened, they couldn't see the ghosts making trouble, they felt that they had encountered incredible strange things, and they fled far away in a hurry, while exclaiming: "The excavator is crazy, and the excavator is fighting by itself......"

In less than half an hour, all 17 excavators turned into scrap metal and could no longer be started.

The bulging ghost smashed, and tried to smash the loader and the big car, but in the cold, a thick intestine flew out of the loader's cab and whipped on her fat buttocks, knocking her to the ground before stopping the further destruction.

"Who—which bastard would dare to attack the old lady?" asked the swelling ghost in horror.

"Alright, let's all go back to the mountain. The gut-pumping ghost looked gloomy, withdrew his intestines, and floated to the mountain bag - I don't know when he came with him, it was really ghostly.

The poor ghost frowned, jumped on top of the loader, waved his hand, and said, "My eldest brother doesn't like us to go on like this, so let's stop! ”

The tongue puller and the hanged ghost stopped panting, expressing convincing, and the inflated ghost turned over and stood up, and shouted: "That rotten intestine ghost sneaked up on the old lady, and the old lady will return it to him sooner or later." Come, keep your word, our reward - magic flower water. ”

As soon as the poor ghost raised his hand, three small wine bottles filled with health wine circled around and slowly flew towards the three female ghosts.

The swelling ghost caught it and said happily: "This flower water is still hot, drink it while it's hot, it's more effective - the sick are cured, and the sick are not old." ”

After speaking, he unscrewed the cap of the bottle, frowned and muttered and drank a trickle.

The tongue puller and the hanged ghost were still hesitating, and the inflated ghost shouted: "The two sisters think the taste is not good, so they throw it over, and they are willing to work for their sisters." ”

"Don't dream!" the tongue puller hid the "magic flower water" in his arms and patted it again.

"Panacea, how can you give it away casually?" the hanged man also kept it in his pocket, and patted it three times.

"If you don't want to drink it, wipe it three times a day, and wipe it with two taels of toilet water to ensure that you don't get sick. After the poor ghost finished speaking, he took the bundle of dark coins from the scissors ghost's hand and said, "The three sisters continue to go to the cave to divide the money, and don't let those lonely ghosts in the cave come out to make trouble!"

As soon as he threw it hard, the bundle of dark coins flew straight to the cave halfway up the mountain behind the village, and the three female ghosts shouted and scrambled to chase after them.

The poor ghost hesitated slightly, grabbed the scissors ghost, and flew towards the mountain bag.

The gut-pumping ghost sat on the gravestone and said expressionlessly: "Brother, I can understand your love for your hometown. However, the overall situation has been decided, the general trend is inevitable, and this kind of smashing and destruction can no longer change anything, only to postpone the construction period for a few days. Seventeen excavators broke tonight, and thirty-four more during the day may come, or even more. Hope you understand. ”

The poor ghost lowered his head and said gloomily, "I understand. In the future, I won't do such stupid things. ”

"The sooner you start, the sooner you finish, the sooner you finish, the sooner you can live the life you want. The gut pumped a yawn, "I ......"

"Big brother is a little overdrunk, so let's go and rest!" the poor ghost interrupted the gut-pumping ghost, "I'm also a little overdrunk, and I want to rest." ”

The gut-pumping ghost smiled, patted the poor ghost on the shoulder, turned around and walked away, and said to himself: "It's useless to be in a hurry, just take your time!"

The poor ghost was a little dazed, and walked away with the scissor ghost, feeling much better than before.

However, how long can such a good mood last?