002 Alien Lori and the boy who fell off the list
The little guy ignored Lin Youde, who was screaming, bent down to pick up the hard drive that fell on the ground, put it in his mouth again, and chewed it.
At this time, Lin Youde's mind suddenly recalled the news he saw when he was waiting for Xia Yongzhi today: this morning, the orbital monitoring station monitored a level 12 psionic reaction.
If that's not a false positive at all, then it all makes sense. The little girl in front of her is an alien who has invaded New Zhengzhou, and she is an alien with a twelfth-level spiritual ability, and she can fight against an alien from a hell paratrooper company alone......
A company of hell paratroopers can easily suppress the entire colony of New Zhengzhou, that is to say, without the intervention of the United Nations Space Force, New Zhengzhou will definitely fall into the hands of this seemingly harmless little guy in front of him......
Lin Youde swallowed.
The little one apparently noticed him, so she asked, "Do you want to eat this too?" ”
"No, we humans don't eat hard drives."
"Eh, even though one-fifth of your body composition is the same as this thing, why don't you eat it......?"
Indeed, the inorganic polymer materials used to make hard disks are the same kind of substances as those used to make nanomachines, and the elemental composition is similar, which is covered in this comprehensive course.
"You...... Why Eat Hard Drives? Lin Youde held back for a long time, and finally held back a question.
"I'm reading your knowledge, and by the way, replenishing the quality lost in long journeys."
"The quality lost in long distances?" Lin Youde couldn't help frowning, and said in her heart, did she mean that she had lost weight during the trip?
But the little guy's next sentence surprised him: "To be precise, it is the mass lost in the mass-energy conversion." You know, I've transformed my own mass into energy......"
"I understand, we humans are also a B-level civilization anyway, e=mc^2 still understands." Although Lin Youde worked hard to maintain the dignity of human beings, he was still taken aback by this little guy - listening to the meaning of the little guy's words, she can carry out mass energy conversion by herself, and exchange mass for energy, the mass energy conversion furnace on the Nima human spaceship can easily occupy thousands of cubic meters of space, and the little guy in front of him, who is one meter four tall, can directly carry out mass energy conversion? She's either blowing or she's ......
It's from some super-civilization.
The so-called super-civilization refers to the super-civilization that surpasses the current Haydn civilization, which is ranked first in the Galactic Council, and the birth time of the Haydn civilization is still a drop in the ocean compared to the time of the existence of the galaxy, and theoretically there are civilizations that are earlier and more advanced than the birth of the Haydn civilization. But so far no evidence of the existence of a supercivilization has been found.
"You ......" Since the little guy didn't look hostile at all, Lin Youde also had the courage to ask, "Are you from some super civilization?" You know what supercivilization means, right? ”
The little one probably couldn't get his mouth out because she was chewing on the hard drive, so she replied with a body movement: she shook her head first, then nodded.
"What the hell is going on?"
"How's that?" The little guy tilted his head and asked in surprise.
"How about shaking your head and nodding your head?"
"Hey, didn't you ask two questions?"
"So the first shaking of the head is to answer the first question, and the subsequent nod is to answer the second question?"
This time the little alien just nodded.
"You're not from a supercivilization, so what race are you?"
"I'm who I am."
Lin Youde wants to hit the wall with his head, it is really difficult to communicate with aliens, and the eighteen-year-old boy has grown so big that he knows for the first time what is called cultural estrangement.
However, calm down and think about it, this little guy can't be from a known race in the Galactic Council, and he has never heard of a galactic race that can directly consume inorganic polymer materials, and can also use himself to convert mass and energy. If there really is such a race, it is definitely at the level of the ruler of the galaxy, where is it the turn of the Haydn people to be powerful in the galactic council.
"You're a super-civilized person, you lied to me."
"I'm not a super-civilized person, I'm a super-civilized." The little guy swallowed the last piece of hard drive, and then replied to Lin Youde seriously.
Lin Youde glared at the little guy suspiciously, but obviously she didn't plan to give any more explanations, but asked Lin Youde directly: "Do you have any food of your race here?" Eating machines doesn't seem to match my current appearance. ”
Did you just realize it, Miss?
While complaining about the little guy in his heart, Lin Youde took out his usual private snacks from the cabinet - it would take Lin Youde a lot of effort to hide these snacks.
The little guy took the snack and took a bite of the bag.
"The food you eat has a weird taste and a weird ingredient."
"No, we peel off the plastic film before we eat it."
The little guy froze, she and Lin Youde stared at each other, and after a while, she moved again, quickly peeled off the bag, and then stuffed the bag into her mouth, chewing while saying, "Actually, plastic tastes good, you should have the courage to discover new things, human." ”
Lin Youde directly supported his forehead - this thing looks very **, but in fact, he is a stupid person at all.
At this time, the little one began to observe the food that had been peeled off in his hands.
"That's called mooncakes." Lin Youde said, "It is the traditional dim sum of the Han people on the earth in the pre-aerospace era. By the way, I am also Han Chinese, and most of this colony is Han Chinese. ”
The little guy didn't answer, but just bit it, and then her eyes lit up.
"Oh, this is great! I've traveled for thousands of years, I've been exposed to countless civilizations, and this is the first time I've tasted something so wonderful! ”
"Thanks, now in the galactic trade system, one of the fist commodities of human beings is the food produced by humans." Lin Youde replied, a little proud.
And the little guy couldn't care about answering, she ate the moon cake in her hand in three or two bites, opened a new package, swallowed the contents of her mouth, and smelled the taste of the snack in her hand, and then showed an expression that she wanted to stuff the snack in her hand into her mouth that was already full.
Lin Youde watched the little guy feasting, and the last bit of awe for her flew out of the clouds - isn't this just a stupid foodie. So he asked in a much more relaxed tone than just now, "You just said that you are a super-civilization, which means that you are the last remaining survivor of the super-civilization?" ”
This is the answer that Lin Youde can think of for the first time.
The little girl shook her head.
"So, could it be that your civilization has completed the fusion of consciousness, and all people have a unified will?"
The little girl continued to shake her head.
Lin Youde was out of luck now, he thought about it for a long time but still didn't come up with other possibilities, and at this time the little girl said: "I am the whole civilization." Your human language is too primitive for me to express more precisely. But it doesn't really matter, does it? It doesn't matter if I'm the last survivor of a supercivilization or the spokesperson after completing the fusion of consciousness, it doesn't make a difference to you, does it? ”
Lin Youde thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes." ”
"Then ask something that really matters." The little guy threw down a no-nonsense speech.
Lin Youde sorted out his thoughts and asked again: "What are you doing here, I mean, what do you need me to do for you?" ”
"Civilization has to develop and evolve, and to evolve it is to absorb elements from other civilizations. So I travel, look for interesting civilizations, and then become one of them, absorbing elements of their culture and ideas. The little guy said and stretched out his finger to Lin Youde's nose, "Now I think you guys are very interesting!" ”
Lin Youde looked at the remaining bean paste at the corner of her mouth, and couldn't help but say, "You want to say that our food culture is very interesting, right?" ”
"Well, it's all interesting!" The little guy admitted without hesitation.
"So you're ready to blend in with us and experience life as one of us?"
"That's right, according to my past experience, there are two keys to integrating into a strange civilization: first, you can't show your strength, and second, find a helper in a strange civilization. I ask you, will you help me? ”
Lin Youde was stunned for a moment, and blurted out: "With me like this, how can I help you?" ”
He Lin Youde is just an ordinary high school student, an orphan living with his uncle and aunt, and the task of helping a super-civilized visitor integrate into human civilization is too difficult for him.
But the little girl obviously didn't think so, and she explained to herself: "When I was eating the hard drive, I noticed that you have something called 'robot maid' here, which can suddenly appear next to someone without suspicion, so I modeled my body according to the latest style of the robot maid...... Seems to have been discovered by your detection system......"
So that's what the news of the level 12 psionic power is all about!
"Then as long as you take me with you, that's it! How easy! I will accompany you for the rest of your life as a robot maid, and experience your human diet and culture without a hitch! Aha. ”
Lin Youde sighed.
"First of all, all robot maids are ...... with a record"
"I have, I don't believe you can scan me with your bracelet." As she spoke, the little girl lifted her clothes to reveal the QR code on her belly.
Lin Youde scanned it and found that it was a real QR code, and it was indeed filed in the robot database of the Colonial Administration. Not only that, but when the QR code was scanned, the relevant purchase records also popped up, and the payer was Lin Youde's uncle.
"Holy!" Lin Youde glared at the little girl in front of him, "You stole my uncle's credit account?" ”
"This is not expensive, it doesn't cost much, just be coquettish with your uncle."
"You idiot!" Lin Youde was about to go crazy, "They all drove me to live in this kind of small broken house, and if I found that my credit account was stolen, I would be beaten to death!" ”
At this moment, Uncle Lin Youde's earth-shattering roar came from outside the house: "Stinky boy, get out of here!" ”