Time flies, nearly two months have passed, and I have already made two round-trips between China and Thailand. That day, Pan Zhuang called me and begged, "Brother Tian, help me come up with an idea!" "I asked what the idea was. He said. There were three friends of the bar owner, all of whom were women, in their forties, and knew each other very well. These three eldest sisters want to play something surprising, and they want to find a capable handsome guy together, and they want me by name. But I don't want to go, what should I do?

"One against three? Isn't that a human life? I don't have money and I want to have fun! "I don't understand.

Pan Zhuang said: "They are both rich people, there are two divorced rich women, and one husband is a real estate developer, but he has been fooling around for many years and can't go home." They wanted to be fresh, and said that they would pay a high price, fifteen thousand. ”

I thought to myself what these women think, they are really rich and willful, and said with a smile: "Just take the money if you have it." Anyway, you have good ability, and it will be over after you endure it. Pan Zhuang said with a crying voice, I really can't do it, I was a young master in a bar for three months, I was quite happy at first, and I slowly felt tired, and by the third month, my body was already weak, my hair was straight and fluttering when I walked, my waist and knees were sore, and I stood up after bending over to tie my shoes, and I was starring in front of me.

"Do you still dare to say that you are capable?" I snorted, thinking to myself that this was clearly a typical kidney deficiency symptom. Pan Zhuang replied that he didn't dare to say it anymore. Let me figure it out. Wai Yang Dumb Technique.

I told him, "If you ask your boss for leave, you will say that you are sick and can't get up." ”

Pan Zhuang sighed: "Alas, it's useless, the boss doesn't believe it, and I haven't approved it when I ask for leave several times." He knew that I didn't want to take the job, and said that when I made money, I didn't think I had less money. Our bar owner knows a lot of ruffians and bastards, and he can't afford to mess with them! ”

Hear him say that. I still felt a little pity for him, so I asked him to just run away and go back to the Northeast to find a job. Pan Zhuang replied: "But my ID card is in his hands, and the boss said before that no one is allowed to resign unless he fires us, otherwise send someone to chase him to his home according to the address of his ID card and throw gasoline bottles into the house." ”

As soon as I heard this, I said that I can't help you, you can solve it yourself. Pan Zhuang said angrily: "Brother Tian, let's say it's also an acquaintance, you are Wang Jiao's cousin, and I am her friend." Besides, you can't ignore customers when doing business! ”

I sneered: "It is your own choice to ask Yin Pai Wang Peach Blossom, it is your own choice to go to Dongguan, and it is also your own choice to do this business." Why didn't you say thank you when you made tens of thousands of dollars? You don't want to do it now, I don't help you come up with ideas but blame me? The earth has to revolve around you, are you the sun? ”

These words blocked Pan Zhuang's mouth, and he began to soften, asking me to pity him, can there be any way. I am a typical shun donkey, eating soft rather than hard. After thinking about it, he came up with a bad idea, let him pretend to faint when he was having fun with the three female customers, if he could find a way to foam at the mouth. This kind of thing is illegal, female customers will definitely not dare to be too loud, the big deal is to give you some money, the bar owner will see that you are useless, and he is afraid of causing trouble, and he will probably let you get out.

Pan Zhuang thanked him repeatedly, saying that the idea was good. also said that these three female customers are actually okay and have a good figure, and it would be nothing if they slept alone, but three people together would be enough.

Hanging up the phone, I thought to myself, why is this Pan Zhuang so similar to Miss Zhu in the nightclub before? Just one woman and one man. But the difference is that Miss Zhu asks for a card to make more money at work, while Pan Zhuang is mainly interested in sexual encounters and makes money by the way, but now she is basically controlled by the bar owner and has become a caged bird, which is really pitiful.

At about eight o'clock in the evening, Pan Zhuang sent me an MMS message, which was a metal tube like lipstick in one hand, divided into three sections, shining gold. In the background is a large round bed, resembling a high-end hotel. The accompanying text is: "Brother Tian, I told the three female customers that they have been in poor health recently and are a little tired, and I want them to show mercy." There was a woman who gave me this thing, saying that it would be fun to use it for a while, and that it was brought back from the Netherlands, and the effect was very good, do you know this thing? ”

I replied, "Where do I know this?" There is neither a name nor a trademark. ”

Pan Zhuang typed: "I haven't seen any words after looking for a long time, it's a spray, it has an indescribable smell, fragrant and like traditional Chinese medicine." At the bottom of the bottle is a small box, and there are dozens of small black pills in it, which must be eaten together. ”

I asked, "You tell them they can't use it, otherwise their bodies won't be able to stand it and something will happen." Pan Zhuang didn't come back, probably because he went to socialize.

Lying in bed in the middle of the night, I never fell asleep, thinking about how Pan Zhuang had to survive this night, whether he had used the bottle of sex pills he had brought back from the Netherlands, and whether he had forgotten to use the methods I had taught him.

At noon the next day, I texted Pan Zhuang to ask about the situation, but he didn't reply. I wanted to call, but when I thought about what I was doing, I was very conscientious to be able to remember to text and ask.

Five or six days later, the mobile phone rang, and when I saw that the screen was actually Pan Zhuang, I quickly picked it up, and he said: "Brother Tian......" The voice was very low, like a mosquito sneezing. I ask you what's wrong, nothing has happened in the past few days.

Pan Zhuang smiled weakly and bitterly: "Fortunately, he didn't die." ”

"What the hell?" I asked. He told me that he had taken the spray and the pills that night at the insistence of the three women. From more than eight o'clock in the evening to four o'clock in the morning the next day, the three women were so tired that they fell asleep, and he was still as strong as the stock market in '06. The place was so hot that it was painful and red as if it had been burned, and at last he couldn't help it, and rolled on the ground screaming. The three women didn't dare to call an ambulance, for fear that the scandal would leak out, so they actually got dressed and ran away first, and before leaving, they told Pan Zhuang to remember to call 120 to the hospital.

Pan Zhuang called the hospital before he was about to pass out, and after being sent to it, he used a lot of methods to rescue him before he slowly improved, but he had a high fever for four days, and now he is starting to get better.

"That'...... Did the doctor say when he would be discharged? There are no after-effects, right? I asked. Pan Zhuang said that the doctor didn't know, so he could only observe slowly in the future, but asked to abstain from sex for half a year.

I thought to myself that this is really an excellent lesson, to see if you Pan Zhuang will dare to mess with lust in the future, and I can't wait to sleep with all the women in the world one by one.

Even if this matter is over, I won't have much contact with him in the future, and it will take more than half a year to learn that Pan Zhuang is suffering from severe ED, or simply stop lifting it, and he can't get up at all. His family is in Zhuanghe Village, Dalian, and his parents spent a lot of money on medical treatment, but he was not cured. He has two older sisters, and he is the only son in the family, and with this disease, the old Pan family is considered to have no queen.

For Pan Zhuang, I am completely unsympathetic. A lot of men are, including myself. I have eaten any one-night stands, sexual encounters, and even grass on the edge of the nest, but there must be a bottom line, and you can't use crooked doors to soak women. And Pan Zhuang thought he was talented, and he felt that he was the reincarnation of Ximenqing, so he actually went to Guangdong to do that profession, and it turned out to be like this, which can be regarded as self-inflicted. No matter how delicious things are, you have to vomit even after eating them for ten years, not to mention the color.

Move back in time to when I first sold that polygamous Kunping to Pan Zhuang. During this time in Shenyang, Wang Jiao has become half of my salesman since she got the commission of 800 yuan. Every few days, they will ask me about the source and quotation of Buddha brand.

On this day, I received a phone call, it was a young girl calling, saying that she used to work in a hotel in Shenyang, and she was a colleague of Wang Jiao, although she is no longer a colleague, but the relationship is not bad, and she often chats on QQ. That day, Wang Jiao asked if her sister's situation was better, and she mentioned me, saying that my cousin sells Buddhist cards in Thailand, and also helps people do things, exorcise evil spirits, etc., so she called me to ask.

I asked, "What's going on with your sister?" "The girl was just about to speak, and there was a voice from the microphone, and the girl said that there were guests coming to dinner, and she wanted to open the stage, and she would call me again when she was free. I thought to myself, Wang Jiao, this girl still has a lot of friends, it seems that things are man-made, it depends on whether you work hard or not. Hung up the phone, I saved this number as "Wang Jiao's friend-sister is in trouble".