The sun shone on my face through the window, and I woke up, dizzy and sore.

I sat up, scratched my hair, looked out the window, the street was full of traffic, and on the folding bed on the side, Han Wanchun, who was wearing a hurdle vest, had his mouth half open, his hands crossed on his chest, his eyes were not closed, and a small piece of white eyes was clearly visible.

I yawned, I didn't go back to the dormitory to sleep last night, after all, it was too late, the old guy was woken up by a bowl of cold water at about two o'clock, he woke up and cried and scolded his mother, asked me what was wrong, I couldn't hide it, so I simply told him what happened.

It's so simple that there is only one sentence, that is, you fell into evil and smashed someone's house.

It's not that I don't want to tell him the truth, but if I tell the truth, it is estimated that the sky will be cold after speaking, and the truth is so bizarre, he can believe it enough to say it, plus I was really lazy to explain at the time, one sentence is straightforward, everyone can understand what it means.

When the old guy heard me say this, he immediately shuddered, and then kept looking around, his face turned pale, and after a while, he said to me with palpitations: "Why, sure enough, this place is so evil, the money is going to be less............"

I admire him a lot, I am still in the mood to think about money at this time, so I sighed, took cold water and wanted to splash the employer to wake up, but the old guy actually stopped me, although he has no ability, but the experience of the rivers and lakes is much stronger than mine, he also has a certain reason for doing this, after all, the house is in a mess now, how should we explain when the employer wakes up?

Thanks to his talent for nonsense, he made an offer with me and Qian Tie before telling me to wake up the employer.

As expected, the employer woke up and was so shocked that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, but fortunately the old liar took the lead and said to the employer in an unfathomable tone, he said sister, please don't be afraid, just now when we asked the gods to come up, the gods suddenly became powerful, so you were frightened and fainted, and when you were unconscious, we have helped you take care of the ghosts in this house, you see, these are the traces of the gods and demons at that time.

After that, he pointed to the broken coffee table and the sofa with scattered shelves, I admire the old guy's words, although he himself knows that this is nonsense, but he told the truth ** indeparted. The employer was preconceived by the old guy, and she was really frightened, she only remembered that Master Han suddenly changed his voice, it turned out that the 'East China Sea Demon Suppression Ancestor' was going to do it, but how could this East China Sea Demon Suppression Ancestor be a girl's movement, and when it was about to do it, it shouted as if 'I don't want to die'.............

Fortunately, the old guy didn't give her room to think, he saw that the employer was a little suspicious, so he made a ruthless message, he told the employer, this room is safe, the evil ghost is indeed vicious, help you this time has wasted most of my primordial spirit, you see, my injury is just left.

After that, he pointed to his swollen nose like cherry tomatoes, because he was slapped by me just now, so now he can't speak very neatly, so he can only say to the employer in an urn voice, although the ghosts in this house have been removed, but the yin qi is still there, so it is best not to live in the house for two months, and after two months, ventilate for three days before moving in, and it will be fine, you should keep this in mind.

Although the employer didn't know much, but he also got into the trap, knowing that there was nothing going on in this house, he thanked Dade for thanking the old guy, and the old guy said with some complaints: "Thank you is not necessary, but this time I helped you really lose money, and the abolished Yuan Shen will take at least half a year to recover, alas............"

Yuanshen, your uncle, Yuanshen, I heard the old guy say this, and I couldn't help but feel a little funny, I thought to myself, you have Mao Yuanshen, you want to say that you have kidney stones, I believe, and Yuanshen, is it that I have read too many online novels, and I imagined myself as a real character in Chengdu?

But his words can really bluff people, especially in that kind of environment, so that the employer suddenly didn't know what to do, but the world of adults is always so simple, the employer quickly understood, so he took out a thousand yuan to buy the old guy's two catties of 'Yuan Shen'.

The old guy was not depressed when he saw the money, and it seemed that the fear of evil had been swept away, but the play had to be done enough, and the old guy pondered in the living room for a while, and then he pretended to say to the employer, Okay, this time it's really no big deal, it's not early, we can retire with success.

I saw that my factory scene had arrived, so I carried a bag of books and garbage to Han Wanchun and said, "Old ...... Cousin, what to do with these things? ”

Those are books torn by Qian Zha paper, because it is really difficult to explain, so it must be destroyed, you think, just now the old guy said that he was fighting with ghosts and gods, but as soon as you did the war, tearing up the book, how suspicious, so the old guy said: "Take away, those are all things with yin energy, it will only be bad for the owner of the house, let Sister Zhao check it first." ”

So I opened the bag, and the owner of the house, seeing that there was only some rubbish and books, agreed, and so we went out, closed the door and went downstairs, and I looked at the still dark sky, and thought to myself why it was not yet dawn, and this night was too long.

The employer drove away, and Qian Zhashi said that he wanted to rush back to the wreath shop to brush his equipment, so he also left, and I was weak, so I helped the old guy back to his kennel, but fortunately, the old guy went south and north to spread the rolls, so I spread the mattress on the floor, fell down, and slept like a dead pig, I was too tired.

When I woke up, it was already more than two o'clock in the afternoon, I was sore, dizzy, as if I had a cold, the old guy slept like a dead man, so I didn't wake him up, just ran to the bathroom to wash, and when I washed my face, I looked in the mirror, and I was terrified, grandma's, is this me?

The face is white and scary, the hair is messy like a chicken nest, the dark circles under my eyes look not much smaller than the money paper, I looked at myself in the mirror, although my face was expressionless, but the corners of my mouth were raised as if I was still smiling, the guy in the mirror was laughing at me, I sighed.

I can't imagine that last night was so painstaking, it really seems like a nightmare, it's the evil ghost of the Golden Witch Cult, and it's the vixen, everything that should belong to the story has come out, how can I accept it for a while?

Forget it, if you don't accept it, you have to accept it, the reality can't allow me to be too hypocritical.

In fact, I am still very happy in my heart, because I have money, after a while, Han Wanchun also woke up, his state is worse than mine, like an old addict who has been smoking for a long time, but his smile is from the heart, although he has experienced some strange things, but this time the god dance can be regarded as a benefit.

Five thousand plus one thousand plus the commission for selling the two dummies, removing the share to be given to the introducer, the income of the two of us is still very considerable, although I promised to give the introducer thirty percent in advance, but the old guy scolded and said, just like a thousand people, mother, what kind of work to introduce.

After sitting on the ground and dividing the account, to my surprise, Han Wanchun actually asked me to take the big head, maybe this old guy is far-sighted, through last night he also understood that I am a very righteous person, if I run away when he is evil, then he still doesn't know what's going on, I was holding the three thousand yuan in my hand, and I couldn't believe it in my heart, this money came too easily.

It's true, think about the month before me, like a third grandson in the underground passage, I didn't earn so much, and in the end I didn't pay him back, I didn't expect to make so much money in one night, to say that money is really a strange thing, let me love and hate, hate that I was dragged by the nose by this thing, love is that I have money, I can buy what I want.

After Han Wanchun divided the money, he scolded and said: "How do you feel that it is still less, hey, forget it, I have money, I have turned my father's vegetarian into a radish for a while, why Xiaoyuan, go with your uncle and me?" ”

You can go yourself, hurry up, I didn't look at him angrily, and then got up and got dressed and put on a backpack, I didn't have time to accompany this old bastard to wander around, so I said goodbye to him and turned around and left, went downstairs and poured the bus to the shopping center, this is really a twist and turn, but fortunately, the little brother finally has money, you can buy a ring for Meow, to say that people are actually quite cheap, along the way I was full of joy, and I almost forgot about the things that happened last night.

Looking at the ring in my hand, my heart was even more happy, and when I went back to school, it was already about five o'clock in the evening, on the bus to school, I sat by the window, opened the small box from time to time, looked at the ring inside, and kept smirking, there was a reflection of my giggle on the window, and the corners of my mouth on both sides were upturned due to old wounds, so that I laughed a little perverted, like a clown.

But these things are not what I care about, I only care about one thing, and the feeling that the things I care about is about to be realized, how can people not feel happy?

I suddenly felt that the grievances I had suffered before, the hardships I had endured, were really not as good as a fart, ah, why did this car drive so slowly, when would it arrive?

Finally, when the sun was about to hide on the other side of the dormitory building, I returned to the school, looked over, and found that under the sunset, Su Yidan was waiting for me at the school gate, the sunset plated her slender figure with a layer of dark gold, which looked very warm, I was excited, so I ran to her while waving to her, she found me, looked at me with some wonder, and when I ran in front of her, she asked me: "What's wrong with you, what kind of wind are you smoking so happy?" Ay? Why is your face so bad? ”

I ran a little out of breath, but there was still a smile on my face, it was evening, lukewarm, the temperature was pleasant, but the car on the road was a little noisy, but it didn't hurt, I was excited, so I smiled at her, and said: "Don't ask about this first, close your eyes, I'll surprise you." ”

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