Chapter Seventy-Five: These Naughty Eggs
ps: Thank you for the two monthly passes of the "Blood x Skull" brothers, thank you is not enough to reflect the excitement in Shenming's heart, really, Shenming only asked for a monthly pass on the first day on the shelf, and then he didn't mention it again, because Shenming is really not confident, you can get a monthly pass, yesterday it was two, Shenming's heart is like eating honey, sweet to death. Thanks again to the "xtmicina" beauty for the tip, thank you thank you.
"Cyclops, you're cheating me." Zhou Shaolong screamed, jumped onto Cyclophalo's body with a whoosh, grabbed Laser's neck with both hands, and shook it vigorously, muttering while shaking, "Let you pit me, let you pit me, I tell you, the money will be paid by you, and I won't pay a penny." ”
Ahem, Laser Eye coughed and said with difficulty, "I'll go out, I'll go out, can you come down first, or I'll shoot you." "Rub, you still want to shoot me, whoosh, Zhou Shaolong jumped off the body of the laser eye and snorted coldly, "Pervert, where is my bedroom, take me quickly, and then prepare food for me." ”
Ahem, the laser eye rubbed his neck, wearing glasses, he couldn't see his eyes, I don't know what kind of expression it was this time, but the slightly upturned corners of his mouth should be able to see that he was in a good mood, rub, I'm so happy when I get it? followed Laser Eye to his bedroom, Laser Eye pushed open the door of the room and turned to Zhou Shaolong and said, "Dragon, this is your room, Logan lives next door to you, there is a bathroom in it, food will be delivered in a while, if you have nothing else to do, I will leave first." ”
"Wait." Seeing that Cyclops was leaving, Zhou Shaolong immediately stopped Cyclops. If you cheat, I want to leave, how can there be such a good thing, I have to make you uncomfortable. Hey, hey, small shot, don't blame me, Zhou Shaolong came to the laser eye with a smile on his face, and the laughing laser eye trembled for a while, "Old shot, let me tell you something." ”
"What's the matter, you say. But I'll tell you first. I'm not glass. Laser Eye still said with a serious face, poof, Zhou Shaolong was directly choked by his own saliva, cough cough. He slapped Cyclops the shoulder. The painful laser eye frowned slightly. "Lao Cai, don't worry, Lao Tzu doesn't know glass. You're very light, I just want to tell you that your body seems to be a little gray. As he spoke, Zhou Shaolong clicked on the body of the laser eye, snapped, and then coughed and smiled, "It's okay, you see, it's much better." ”
Laser Eye looked strangely at the place where he had been clicked by Zhou Shaolong. It felt weird, but he still nodded and said, "yes, then may I ask, is there anything else?" "It's okay, it's okay, get the food here as soon as possible, I'm hungry." Zhou Shaolong shook his head and said. Watching the laser eye leave, Zhou Shaolong looked at his fingers strangely, "Strange, why doesn't it work, it is said that the acupoints are too ripe for me to be no longer ripe, and it is impossible to make mistakes, it's really strange." Turning his finger again, he looked at it, there was nothing wrong, and shook his head, "It's really weird, forget it, go take a shower first." Then Zhou Shaolong entered the bathroom.
The laser eye in the corridor was still thinking about Zhou Shaolong's movements, "Why did he order himself?" Is it really the dirty clothes? Puzzled all the way, Cyclops came to the school's research room, "Jean, have you found out Magneto's purpose for looking for Logan?" Cyclops asked softly, perhaps, only in the face of Jean. Grey can be so tender.
Jean Grey looked confused, looking at the X-ray of Wolverine's whole body on the display, "Look at his appearance, he was definitely subjected to a cruel mutant experiment, and his whole body bones were wrapped in super strong alloys, but, I still don't understand, what is Magneto looking for him?" ”
Laser eyes looked at Wolverine's X-ray, thinking about what Magneto might have to do, suddenly, he felt a tingling in his chest, and a little itchy, as if there were small insects crawling inside the clothes, Laser eyes gently rubbed his chest, originally thought that it would be fine if he rubbed it, but the more he rubbed his body, the more itchy it became, and the more he rubbed his body, the more itchy it became, and the itching sensation was spreading rapidly, and soon, the whole upper body was this kind of itching, and the degree of itching was getting stronger and stronger, Lasereye endured the discomfort caused by the itching, and twisted his body slightly.
"What's going on?" Cyclops writhed as he wondered about the cause of his body's tingling, but as the intensity of the itching grid became stronger, Cyclops couldn't help but moan.
"What's wrong with you?" Violin. Grey is thinking about Magneto's conspiracy and what the hell is that big plan? Suddenly I heard the moaning sound of Laser Eye, and I couldn't help but look at Laser Eye, only to see him twisting his body unnaturally, gritting his teeth and enduring something,
"I can't count it, it's itchy all of a sudden. Numb all over, well, something is wrong. Laser Eye's mind instantly flashed the picture of Zhou Shaolong tapping him twice, could it be? Lasereye gritted his teeth and said to Jean Grey, "Jean, take me to find the dragon, he should have a way." "Qin Grey knows that Zhou Shaolong is here with Wolverine Logan and Little Naughty, and he will also use telekinesis to control things." Okay, I'll take you. ”
Holding the laser eye, Qin Ge Lei walked quickly to Zhou Shaolong's door, dangdang, Qin Ge Lei knocked on the door, Zhou Shaolong had just finished taking a bath, walked out with a bath towel, and heard a knock on the door, "Could it be that my lunch is here." Aha, I'm hungry. Rubbing his hands, Zhou Shaolong came to the door in a few steps and opened the door, hey, what's the situation.
Zhou Shaolong stretched out his head and looked left and right outside, looking at Jean Grey and Laser Eyes outside the door, "Where's my food?" Laser Eye gritted his teeth and pounced on Zhou Shaolong, grabbing Zhou Shaolong's neck, "What did you do to me?" Jean Grey frowned and looked at Cyclopyo, not knowing what was going on, "Dragon, can you explain what's wrong with Scott (Cyclopherd's name Stormgirl is Manlu)?"
"Hey, old shot, don't get excited, be careful with my bath towel, there are beautiful women outside, by the way, beautiful women outside, what is your name?" Zhou Shaolong held the laser eye and asked casually, Qin Gray lifted her glasses and said, "My name is Qin. Grey, you can call me Jean, is a student of Professor Charles, like Skocker. ”
"Oh, got it. It's a big beauty, but you still tell me what's wrong with him shooting. "Holding Cyclops. Walking into the room, Jean Grey followed suit. "I don't know, he said he was suddenly itchy and numb, and Scott told me to bring him to you, do you know something."
"Oh, I see. Old shot, old shot. I think you just have too long a reflex arc and are too slow to react. After speaking, he tapped twice on the chest of the laser eye, and the light point was slow to react. That's the point. Ahem. Cyclops coughed suddenly. Jean Grey quickly stepped forward and held Cyclopyo, "What the hell did you do to him?" ”
Zhou Shaolong shook his head, "It's nothing." He's just unresponsive, and he'll be fine for a while. Sure enough, after two minutes, the laser eyes eased up, and the body was no longer itchy, "Scott, how are you?" Jean Grey asked worriedly, and Cyclops shook her head, "It's okay, Jean." Standing up, the laser eye came to Zhou Shaolong's side, "Sure enough, it's you, Long, what was your ability just now, why did I suddenly itch and feel numb all over." ”
Looking at the expression of the laser eye, Zhou Shaolong really wanted to rub his face for him, it was really stiff, "Old shot, can you smile, why do I feel that there is an ice cube standing in front of me." Seeing the corners of the laser eye twitching stiffly, Zhou Shaolong said with a look of unbearability, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, my expression is so stiff, how can I please girls." My ability just now is to point acupoints, and there are many acupoints in the human body, which you can think of as the joints of the rope, and I just untied the rope that controls the numbness and itching of your body, so your body will itch and your whole body will be numb. ”
Qin Gelei, who had not spoken all this time, suddenly spoke, "Long, what kind of acupoint are you talking about, is it the kind of oriental human body structure diagram that Chinese Chinese medicine practitioners say?" ”
"Well, that's right, that's it, but it's not enough to have drawings for this, you also need to have internal strength to assist, for example." Zhou Shaolong came to Qin Gelei's side, "I want your laughing hole, just to make you laugh." "Poof, it's under Jean Grey's armpit, this is it, Jean looked at the place where she had been pointed, and then asked suspiciously, "I don't want to laugh." ”
Poof, Zhou Shaolong Yile, "I didn't use internal strength, of course not, do it again, use internal strength." With that, he once again touched Jean Grey's armpit, poof, and under Jean Grey's surprised gaze, Jean Grey burst out laughing, and then continuous laughter popped out of Jean Grey's mouth.
"Wow, what a magical point, dragon, you must teach this ability to our students, are there any other acupoints?" Laser asked, looking at Jean Grey, who was laughing.
Zhou Shaolong tightened the bath towel on his body, "Wait for me to change my clothes." After finishing speaking, he entered the back room and changed his clothes, Zhou Shaolong came out again, only to see that Qin Gelei had already bent over with laughter, tears were flowing out, and the laser eyes looked anxious, and when he saw Zhou Shaolong, he hurriedly said, "Long, you should let Qin stop laughing." Zhou Shaolong hurriedly walked to Qin Gelei's side and relieved her laughter.
Whew, huh, Qin Ge Lei, who relieved the laughing hole, gasped for a long time, and looked at Zhou Shaolong angrily, hateful guy, you definitely did it on purpose, causing me to laugh for so long. In Qin Gelei's angry gaze, Zhou Shaolong immediately realized his mistake, and hurriedly laughed, "Oh, I'm really sorry, Qin, I really forgot about you, don't be angry, as compensation, I'll let you see the appearance of the old shooting." As he spoke, without waiting for the laser eye to react, Zhou Shaolong quickly clicked on his armpit and hit him hard.
"Hey, you, ha, ha, ha, hey, ha." Laser Eye laughed all at once, and Jean Grey laughed out loud when she saw Laser Eye like this, it was really funny.
"Haha, dragon, ha, you're quick, let me haha, stop. Ha. Seeing Qin Gelei laughing, Zhou Shaolong was not ready to play with laser eyes, and he relieved his laughter heavily.
Boom, Laser Eye reflexively pressed Zhou Shaolong under him, and roared viciously, "Long, you bastard, in order to please girls, you actually teased me, you are so hateful, I have to clean you up today." ”
"Oh, I'm in a hurry." was pressed under him by the laser eye, but Zhou Shaolong was not in a hurry at all, his eyes stared at the laser eye, and the laser eye felt that his body suddenly couldn't move, "Qin, did you do it?" Cyclops was surprised. Jean Grey shook her head, "No, it's a dragon." ”
"That's right, Dragon. It's me, hehe, you can't move, how can you clean me up. The laser eye shook all over and wanted to struggle, but Zhou Shaolong's powerful telekinesis was still binding him tightly, as if the laser eye couldn't move the slightest. Just then, a woman's voice came from the door.
"What are you doing, are you playing a game?" Zhou Shaolong turned his head and saw that it was the Storm Girl. Then he let go of his telekinesis. "It's Storm Girl, we're just playing a game, are you here?" Zhou Shaolong stood up and asked the storm girl.
Lasereye falls to the ground, and Gollum jumps. rushed towards Zhou Shaolong. "Dragons. You scoundrel, you're despicable. "Alright, Skoker. Let's hear what Manglu has to do first. Jean Grey said.
Glancing at Qin Grey, Laser Eye glanced at Zhou Shaolong again, snorted and stopped talking, Storm Girl looked at Zhou Shaolong and the others in embarrassment and said, "The professor told me to come to the auditorium for you, he has something to announce." ”
"Do you know what's going on, Manglu." Jean Grey was the first to ask, Cyclops also looked at Stormgirl waiting for the following, Stormgirl shook her head, looking dazed, "I don't know, the professor didn't tell me, he said it in front of everyone." "Alright then, let's go over together." Jean Grey made up her mind.
Zhou Shaolong patted his belly and said loudly, "Lao Jie, where is my lunch, I remember you said that my lunch will be there soon." Qin Gelei looked at Zhou Shaolong helplessly, and the storm girl was also a little surprised, only laser eyes, and bared her teeth at Zhou Shaolong, "I want to eat, you are so beautiful, let you tease me, lunch is in the cafeteria, and I will eat by myself in a while." With that, he was the first to go out of the house.
"Skock." Jean Grey handed over a pair of laser eyes, but Laser Eyes did not answer, and Jean Grey said to Zhou Shaolong with some apologies, "I'm really sorry, Dragon, Skoke has always been such a temper, go to the professor first, and I'll take you to lunch after the meeting." ”
Zhou Shaolong smiled, waved his hand and said, "It's okay." It's all a joke, let's go, go to the professor, and I'm curious to know what the hell is going to be announced. "Then let's go." The sound of Cyclops came from outside the door.
"I'm rubbing, old shooting, it's a great crime for you to overhear us." Zhou Shaolong chased him out as he spoke. "Don't run."
"It's strange that someone can play with Skock." Jean Grey looked at the door and said speechlessly, and Storm Girl nodded approvingly, "Alright, Jean, we should go to the professor." ”
The school auditorium was full of people, more than a hundred students were looking for their place, and soon, the students were able to stand up their seats, waiting for the professor's speech, Laser Eye and Zhou Shaolong ran into the auditorium one after another, suddenly, Laser Eye, who was still running in the last second, suddenly became a normal walk, and walked into the auditorium step by step, and Zhou Shaolong behind him saw Laser Eye's behavior, he felt bad, and his body was stunned, like a nail, nailed to the spot, and then he also learned the appearance of Laser Eye, and walked slowly towards Professor Charles. Suddenly, a small child ran into the auditorium, and Professor Charles, who was sitting at the top of the auditorium, immediately said, "Carl, I have said many times, you should be slow in the auditorium, and when you go back, copy the student rules and give them to me before dinner." ”
The student named Carl nodded aggrievedly, "Got it, Professor." Then he went back to his seat. Looking at the "Student Code" on the table, Zhou Shaolong flipped through it, my mother, hey, so strong, "First, don't use your special abilities to hurt ordinary people." Second, it is forbidden to show off one's abilities in front of ordinary people. Third, you are not allowed to fight with your classmates in school,...... Article 100, it is not allowed to run fast in the auditorium. ”
Could it be that this was written by the Chinese? This was Zhou Shaolong's first thought after reading this code, because in Zhou Shaolong's head, it seemed that only schools in this country would come up with so many rules and regulations.
Wow, the door of the auditorium was opened again, Wolverine Logan walked in, followed by the little naughty who came to the school together, after the little naughty saw Zhou Shaolong, he smiled slightly, and quickly came to Zhou Shaolong's side, but this time Professor Charles didn't say anything, but motioned to Logan to sit next to Zhou Shaolong, and the discussion in the auditorium suddenly became louder, they were all discussing, who were the three new strangers in the auditorium?
After seeing everyone seated, Professor Charles knocked on the table and signaled the auditorium to be quiet, all the students saw Professor Charles knocking on the table, and immediately stopped talking, sat up straight and waited for the professor's speech, the auditorium was quiet, everyone's eyes were on him, Professor Charles was slightly small, and said softly, "Very good, now the meeting begins." ”
Professor Charles paused for a moment, and then said, "Today, you are here, mainly to introduce you, our school, there are two new teachers, yes, the two gentlemen you saw, Mr. Logan, and Mr. Zhou, Rogan and you, are all mutants, but, Dragon, he is not, but he has the same magical ability as you, which is why I invited him to come to the school as a teacher, in the future, he will teach you some new abilities beyond your ability, and, There will also be some ordinary students in the school who, like you, will learn those magical abilities. So that you can play together with ordinary children, and teach together. Please applaud the arrival of Logan and the Dragon. ”
After hearing Charles's speech, the students were surprised in their hearts, because in their cognition, it is impossible for non-mutants to have superpowers, this is common sense, in the eyes of ordinary people, they are monsters, and even in the eyes of their parents, they are all demons, when they learned that ordinary people can also have the abilities that only mutants can have, that kind of mood is absolutely incomprehensible, just like a group of people who are treated as monsters by ordinary people, and have been oppressed. However, one day, the world discovers that in fact, ordinary people can also become monsters, so in that way, are there still monsters in the world? It's all monsters, what's there to be afraid of. This is human inertia.
Warm applause sounded in the auditorium, Zhou Shaolong and Luo Gen received applause to the center of the auditorium, looking at the eager eyes of the surrounding students, Zhou Shaolong pressed down on his palm, signaling to stop, until Logan seemed to like the feeling of being surrounded by applause, and looked very happy. "My name is Long, and I am an ordinary person, but after more than ten years of cultivation, I have the same magical ability as you. Professor Charles said that I will bring hope to mutants, but I know that my strength alone is small and not enough to change the world, but I think that a hero will have three heroes to help him, and you are the heroes who can help me, spread this hope, with a spark of fire, burn the wilderness, and then the whole grassland, when people know that the mutant is just a person with outstanding ability, the world will usher in, real peace and equality, I believe that you can help me and fulfill the professor's hope. ”
Zhou Shaolong really felt the need of the world for him at this time, as if someone in the dark was saying to himself, "Come on, I need you." (To be continued......)