Chapter 227: You don't have to practice everything

Asgard's social structure has its own system, and while fighting is always the main theme here, when there is no war, people in the field of people's livelihood become mainstream. Ordinary warriors are transformed into guards guarding every inch of Asgard's territory. As for the people of the rank of the legion commander, they have truly become idlers.

For example, you can often see Van Dahl hugging his two young sisters who have just grown up with his arms around him, and occasionally you can see Vostagger walking and nibbling with a chicken leg in one hand, and Hogan still handling tribal affairs in Warnerheim as if he were the most serious of all.

And it seems that only the only thing left between Sif and Thor is to fight now, "Have you Asgardian warriors been training so hard?" This is Fiora's mockery of the two of Thor, yes, it is a mockery, from the gesture of holding his hands to his chest to the corners of his eyes and mouth, every subtle movement shows contempt.

Ian looked away from the two people who were fighting, and turned to look at Fiora, "You're going too far, and it only exposes your ignorance!" ”

"Oh? I'd like to hear what is the merit of this so-called training that wastes physical strength! Fiora asked with a cold snort.

Ian turned his head again to look at the two people who were fighting, took a deep breath and replied, "If you count the time spent being banished to sleep by Krypton, you should be older than all of us, but in such a long time, you shouldn't have tasted love yet, right?" ”

Fiora frowned slightly, "In my opinion, Krypton's way of falling in love is much purer than that of you and earthlings!" Although you are also human, your love is full of interests and desires, and there are too many things that can be intervened in love. In my opinion, this is simply a blasphemy of the word love! ”

Ian turned his head in a strange look, "Who taught you this?" The big rat and the four little turtles probably don't have this ability. ”

Fiora said proudly: "Since you are on Earth, you naturally have to understand the culture of Earth. I have to say that your earth film and television drama is really a very great invention. It can help any alien to gain an in-depth understanding of the current state of your society in a very short period of time. ”

"You mean, everything just now was seen from the movie and television drama?" Ian was suddenly speechless.

"Yes, although you Asgard are far behind the world in terms of science and technology, there is no entertainment method that can deeply reflect the characteristics of culture such as film and television dramas. This left me at a loss as to what was going on in Asgardians! Fiora dissatisfied.

Ian couldn't laugh or cry for a while, "Who said that film and television dramas can deeply reflect the current situation of society?" If you want to take the things in the film and television drama as reality, then you will ...... Yes...... All right. Is this how an otaku girl was born? ”

Fiora asked suspiciously, "What?" Are all movies and television dramas deceitful? So why is Thor with that Earth woman? ”

Ian looked at her in disbelief, "You even know this?" ”

"Of course, is there anyone in all of Asgard who doesn't know about it now? As the next god king of Asgard, Thor chose a woman who could not match him in terms of strength and status, isn't this just in line with the cultural characteristics of earthlings! Fiora said with a look of course pointing at Thor.

Ian patted his head in distress when he heard this, and organized the language for a long time before he said: "The prince and Cinderella, uh, I mean the love between commoner women is just a beautiful fairy tale, and it is rare in reality. People often see two people combining with each other because of a moment of excitement, but they don't notice the mutual impact and run-in between the two cultural habits after the combination, and the intensity is like the cruelty of one of them being crushed and then crumpled together! ”

"What about Thor's ...... with that Earth woman?"

Because when they met, Thor had been reduced to a mortal, and Jane saw the most sincere side of Thor's heart after losing his strength, and it can be said that the shortcomings and flashes of Thor's humanity were unreservedly displayed in front of Jane. At least they were equal then, and even Thor was slightly inferior to Jane. But now that Thor has regained his identity as Thor, the things he faces are often unimaginable to Jane, which is why so many people are not optimistic about them! ”

Fiora frowned. After thinking for a long time, he asked, "So, they were like you said at that time." Are we together because of a moment of excitement? ”

Ian tilted his head, "Well, almost, you know Thor is tall and handsome, and it's still very attractive after getting rid of his pride." Especially the opposite sex! ”

"Excited? Attract? What is there to attract to being tall and handsome? That's right! Fiora suddenly looked at Ian, "You mean the kind of behavior where a man and a woman are stacked on top of each other and keep moving?" Was that Jane attracted to Thor because he was willing to do that kind of thing with her? ”

"......" Ian's face flushed. At this time, if you have a mouthful of water in your mouth, you can probably choke to death!

After waiting for a while, he came back and said, "It's not entirely wrong that you understand it this way. ”

Fiora turned to Thor curiously, "Is that really that addictive?" There are always that kind of scenes in the film and television dramas of the earthlings, and their way of falling in love is completely different from that of the Kryptonians, I can't understand it! ”

Ian heard that there was a door! Hurriedly said: "Anyway, do you want to try it with me?" I can fully cooperate with your exploration, and when you taste that taste, you will naturally have a deeper understanding of the culture of the people of the earth. ”

Fiora's eyes flashed when she heard this, and Ian instantly understood that her heart was moved, but before he could be happy, he heard Fiora say: "Doesn't that kind of exercise mean that two people are in love?" What if we are not in love? ”

Ian hurriedly said, "That...... You can think of it as a kind of practice, like going to war, you don't have to learn how to fight before you fight to the death? It definitely takes a lot of practice to do it, and that's the same thing, even if you're not in a relationship, you can practice it first! ”

Fiora nodded clearly, but said, "Forget it." ”

"Why?" Ian asked urgently.

"Because your expression doesn't look like you have any good intentions! Hum! I'm not stupid, it's said on TV that this kind of thing can be addictive, you must be trying to control me through this kind of thing. Fiora had already seen through you with a look on her face, and she snorted disdainfully and turned away.

Ian covered his eyes with one hand, and the bitterness on his face surprised even the two who were fighting, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" Is there something uncomfortable? ”

Ian shook his head, this must not be said, otherwise it will make these bad friends laugh for a year!

"You're not fighting?"

Sif glanced at Thor in a daze, "Another day." ”

"It's fine." Thor replied lightly.

Sif-S said, "I'll go change my clothes, and you guys can talk slowly." Then he turned and left.

Thor looked at Sif back and sighed and was about to leave, but heard Ian ask, "What?" Isn't the communication going well? ”

Thor stiffened, and sat down next to Ian a little depressed, "I don't understand why we've come to this point between us. Obviously, there was nothing to say before! ”

Ian pouted, "It's not surprising, as a mortal, I have been on the earth for a while, so I will naturally be affected by the values of the earth, and of course I will have different views on war and love." Then he paused and said, "In the past, you and Sif were a recognized pair, and even though there were countless suitors behind Sif See, they all knew that you would eventually be together. But when Jane appears, it's no longer two people between you, it's three! In my opinion, neither you nor Sif have the ability to handle the relationship between the three of them. ”

Thor said depressedly: "Of course I understand this, but Jane is just a mortal after all, why can't Sif accept it?" ”

"Accept? Sif has accepted it, otherwise she wouldn't have communicated with you in a fight! It's just that during the decades you've been with Jane, she's going to spend it alone, isn't that a disservice? If you change your previous temper and face people who hurt you so much, I'm afraid you won't even want to see them, right? Ian hummed with his chin in one hand.

Thor was silent, but Ian's expression froze, and he raised his bracer and said helplessly: "It seems that your Jane is in trouble again!" (To be continued......)