Chapter 395: That feeling, a sour feeling
So I simply stood up and said, "I won't." β
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the whole classroom immediately burst into laughter.
I was a little dazed, I didn't know why they were laughing, and at the same time I was embarrassed, and I hated this high math teacher to death, and I always felt that he was deliberately trying to catch me like that.
The teacher glanced at me coldly and said, "This classmate, what I asked is just a simple question about the parity of trigonometric functions, which is high school knowledge, and you don't even know this?" I'm wondering, how did you get into this school? β
I didn't want the teacher to be too proud, so I said coldly: "Teacher, I got in with a score of 13 in the college entrance examination mathematics. β
The people in the classroom, hearing my answer, couldn't help but talk a lot, some exclaimed, some ridiculed, some questioned, and some disdainful.
You must know that the mathematics test paper of the college entrance examination last year was quite difficult, and the number of people with a score of 13 in the province was only about 30.
Of course, if I had such a high score in mathematics in the college entrance examination, I wouldn't have used this school that was more than half a bucket of water. And the teacher doesn't know that I took a year off from school to study, and the college entrance examination the year before last, the mathematics test paper was even more perverted than the previous year, and there were not a few in the province with a score of 12, and even fewer of 13.
I was cheeky and blew water, just to extinguish the prestige of this high math teacher, so that he would not be so embarrassed.
The high math teacher smiled disdainfully and said, "If I'm not mistaken, today's college entrance examination, the math test paper is quite difficult, can you take one hundred and three?" I don't believe it. β
I sneered and said, "Teacher, there are many things in the world that are unbelievable in the eyes of some people who are blind, but these things do exist, such as the fact that the predecessors did not believe that the earth is round, that DNA is the genetic material of life, and that there are even more stupid things, many mathematicians do not believe that equations more than four times have a solution before Ferrari solves the equation of the fourth degree. Then, I asked the high math teacher and said, "Teacher, you can't be one of those people, right?" β
"Hmph, you're so crazy, like being Li Ao, right?!" The high math teacher snorted coldly and said, "Guanggongnan, you have never come to class since the beginning of school, and the school has a rule that students who miss class three or more times will be disqualified from the exam!" β
As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the classroom, and when he said this, it was clear that he would directly cancel my exam qualification.
I stood quietly, expressionless, and did not immediately open my mouth to fight back against him.
He said again: "I originally wanted to give you a chance to reform yourself, but you, hmph, I didn't say you, you are a college student, an adult, and you are still so self-respecting, you lack so many classes as soon as school starts, and you still contradict the teacher in class, and you don't know how to respect teachers, you are really a scum of college students!" β
As soon as I heard the word "scum", my heart was shocked, and then I was so angry that I rushed up and beat him up.
But I can't do that, because if I do, then I'll be the scum of what he calls me.
I said, "Teacher, should a person waste his time on superficial and naΓ―ve issues?" β
He didn't know why I asked the question out of the blue, but he answered me anyway and said, "Of course not." β
I then said, "Then why do I need to come to this high math class?" β
As soon as these words came out, there was another uproar in the classroom, and everyone looked at me with the eyes of a madman.
"What did you say?!" The high math teacher almost shouted, "You say that high math lessons are superficial and naΓ―ve? He was so angry that his face turned red, and then he pointed at me with a chalk, poked it several times, and said, "Okay, you say superficial and naΓ―ve, right? In other words, you understand all the questions in this high math textbook? β
I said lightly, "I don't just understand, I can still memorize the whole book word for word." β
As soon as these words came out, the students in the classroom were in an uproar, and the uproar was as loud as a flood that suddenly burst the floodgates.
"Really? Then you can memorize the first chapter for me now and see if you can really memorize it! If you can really memorize it, you won't have to take this semester's classes, and you won't have to take exams, and I will give you a full score directly! β
I said, "Teacher, this is what you said, and you can't break your word when you say it in front of so many classmates." β
He said, "Hmph, I do what I say!" If you can really recite it! β
I nodded slowly and was silent for a moment.
"What? Can't recite it? He said in a mocking tone.
I shrugged my shoulders casually and said, "Teacher, please give me five minutes, because I haven't turned a page of this advanced math textbook yet." β
As soon as I said this, it was like a bomb was thrown into the classroom, and there was an instant explosion, and I don't know how many people fell from their stools to the ground.
The high math teacher couldn't help but be stunned, surprised, and then sneered again, proud, he snorted coldly, and said, "Hmph, I haven't read the book, and you are ashamed to say that you can memorize the whole book?" Classmates, young and frivolous also have capital, I think that people were arrogant and arrogant, that is because they read a truckload of books when they were in their twenties, and you, what kind of capital arrogance do you have? β
When he spoke, I had already begun to open the high math textbook and start reading, and I didn't look up at him, so I said, "Teacher, how about closing the coffin in five minutes?" β
"Okay, I'll give you five minutes! It's okay to memorize a five-character poem in five minutes, but it's okay to memorize a high math book? Hmph, delusional! β
I ignored him and quickly flipped through the high math textbook in my hand.
The classmates around me looked at me and talked a lot. I didn't care what they said about me, though, all I had to do now was concentrate and use my super memory to write down the whole book in five minutes.
Soon, I was on the last page of the book.
I breathed a long sigh of relief, looked up at the high math teacher, and said, "Teacher, now that I have memorized the whole book, where do you want me to start memorizing?" Is it the Preface part? Or does it start with the first section of the first chapter? β
The teacher didn't look at me, but said, "You can start memorizing the first chapter and the first verse." β
I said, "Okay." β
Then I began to memorize word by word, not very quickly, but very fluently, as if I were reading aloud.
The high math teacher didn't read the books at first, and he didn't care what I was memorizing, because he didn't think that I could really memorize it.
However, the students in the whole classroom were paying attention to me, and they had already opened the first chapter and the first section of the textbook, and read all the way to what I had memorized.
When I finished memorizing the first page, the students began to look at me in surprise.
By the time I got to page five, the classroom was full of whispers, amazed at my perverted memory. And the high math teacher couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and began to look at me squarely.
By the time I got to page 10, the classroom was filled with exclamations and many students began to applaud me. The high math teacher stared at me and hurriedly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
When I had finished memorizing the entire first chapter, the classroom burst into thunderous applause, which completely interrupted my recitation.
I raised my hand, pressed it down, and motioned for my classmates to stop clapping, and it took several minutes for the applause to stop.
At this time, I asked the high math teacher and said, "Teacher, if you memorize the whole book, I'm afraid it will take about an hour, which will take up too much of your class time. β
The high math teacher had already been frightened by my terrifying memory ability, and when he saw me speak, he was shocked, and the chalk he was holding in his hand fell to the floor with a "snap" and shattered into several paragraphs, and then he reacted.
"Oh...... What did you just say? "The high math teacher was completely shocked just now, and he didn't hear me say anything at all.
I smiled faintly and said, "Teacher, you're distracted." β
As soon as these words came out, the classroom immediately burst into laughter.
When the teacher saw that all the students were laughing at him, he had to laugh bitterly a few times, and he was extremely embarrassed and embarrassed.
I said, "Teacher, just now you suddenly asked me a question when I was distracted, and when I was distracted, I was suddenly asked a question, don't you feel very sour?" β
The classroom was bursting with laughter again.
The laughter fell, and I continued, "I just said, are you really going to make me memorize a whole book?" In this case, you and your classmates will be taken up by me alone. I have a way, you can say the number of pages of each page in the book, and then let me memorize it, if I can memorize it, it proves that I really memorized the whole book, if I can't memorize it, then it proves that I am an arrogant and ignorant student who does not respect the teacher, how about this method? β
The high math teacher nodded, rolled his eyes a few times, and thought in his heart that this stinky boy could recite it in order, but he disrupted the order and then extracted it, so he immediately said: "Okay, this is what you said." β
As he spoke, he casually flipped through the book, glanced at it, and said, "Page 136." β
As soon as he said this, I opened my mouth and recited all the contents of the page.
And he said, "Page two hundred and forty-two! β
I smiled faintly, easily and effortlessly recited the contents of the page again.
The expression on the face of the high math teacher was even more shocked, he glared at me, and said, "Page 413." β
This time, I didn't speak immediately.
The high math teacher immediately became proud and said, "What, can't you memorize it?" β
I smiled faintly and said, "It's not that I can't memorize it, teacher, I'm just thinking, this textbook doesn't have page 413 at all, if I have to say page 413, it's the back cover of this textbook, and there are some words printed on it, but I don't know what the teacher wants me to memorize this page." β
The high math teacher was shocked and wanted to open his mouth to defend himself, but before he could speak, I suddenly recited all the words behind the cover word for word out loud and quickly.
In the classroom, there was another long applause.
I smiled faintly, then packed up my books and left the classroom.
When the high math teacher saw me leaving, he hurriedly shouted, "It's still in class, where are you going?!" β
I stopped, looked at him, and said, "Teacher, you just said that as long as I memorize the whole book, I won't have to go to class or take exams this semester, so you shouldn't break your promise?" β
After speaking, I turned around and left, not forgetting to leave a sentence: "Teacher, I won't be coming for the final exam, remember to give me 100 points." β
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