"Damn, it's still the three of us." Late at night, the county magistrate just got off the bus at Shuangliu Airport, and saw me and Yishui from a distance, waving his hand to greet us.

I looked at the county magistrate dressed in a western cowboy costume and sighed: "This is Diao Si's life, it is clearly rich and handsome, Brother Shui, you see that the clothes are at least more than 10,000." ”

Yishui told me disapprovingly: "Diao Si has his own destiny, he is destined Diao Si......"

"Ouch!" Before Yishui's words were finished, I saw the county order stumbling on the foot of a person next to him, and fell down with a bang, before he fell, his clothes were stuck on the iron fence next to him, only to hear a tearing sound, and the upper body clothes were covered with a long cut, such a scene attracted a large number of people around to watch.

Yishui and I quickly turned our heads and pretended not to know him, I gave Yishui a thumbs up and said, "Sure enough, Diao Si has his own destiny, Brother Shui, I obeyed my little brother!" ”

"You don't know Diao Si's life." Yishui said with a smile, "The county ordered him to deserve it, if he gave me those clothes, he could sell them for thousands of yuan, and it was a waste to wear them." ”

Yishui is really as greedy for money as ever, even if she almost died once, I'm really drunk.

Seeing that those pedestrians were no longer looking at the county order, Yishui and I went up to meet us, and the county order raised the middle finger to us and despised us.

But I'm already thick-skinned with a water face, and I'm still afraid of the middle finger?

As soon as I approached the prefectural order, Erying, who had been hiding quietly in my clothes, rushed out with a bang and threw himself directly into the prefectural order's arms.

The county order subconsciously caught Erying, ran wildly with his eyes closed, and ran out of the airport until he found that Erying did not bite it, but stared at him as if he was watching the play again.

Not long after the farce, we went to the top of an abandoned construction site on the edge of Chengdu, where Liu Yaoxi's body had been moved by me and Yishui as early as daytime.

It was originally a construction site for building a house, and the construction site was full of sand and broken bricks, and Yishui and I pulled Liu Yaoxi's body out of the abandoned building.

"Damn!" The county magistrate looked at Liu Yaoxi's corpse and yelled at me and Yishui, "Be careful, don't break it!" ”

"Why don't you come?" Yishui said dissatisfiedly, "If you don't invite me to eat hot pot tomorrow, I will have to fight you with Xiaolong." ”

I stretched out my middle finger to the prefectural order to show my support for Yishui.

"Please, please, be careful." The county order cleaned the field in front of us, and by the time we got Liu Yaoxi in front of him, he had already cleaned the field.

I saw a ground without weeds, I was very surprised, I have known the county order for more than two years, and I have never seen him clean so clean, in my opinion, if it is not for the county order to really love Xiaofang, it must be the county order has long coveted Liu Yaoxi's body.

I have already come out of the original sadness now, and I see that Liu Yaoxi only has a little bit of guilt left in her heart, with Liu Yaoxi's personality before her death, it is absolutely impossible to go to the ancestral tomb mountain just to help me, I am afraid that her real purpose is to meet the white-bearded old man.

When the county magistrate saw us coming, he quickly tore off the robe on his body and put it on the ground, and Yishui and I put Liu Yaoxi down.

"Do you want to start?" The county magistrate asked me and Yishui with a cautious face.

Ichisui and I nodded, indicating that we could start.

Seeing me and Yishui nodding, the county magistrate took out its pulsating bottle from his arms and opened it, and as soon as the bottle mouth was opened, Xiaofang floated out of it.

"Xianggong!"

"Look at your sister!" The county magistrate pointed to Liu Yaoxi's body on the ground and said, "Hurry up and lie down on it!" ”

"Yes, Xianggong!"

Yishui and I held back a smile next to me, watched Xiao Fangchong County Commander salute decently, and then walked to Liu Yaoxi's body.

In my surprised eyes, Xiao Fang's limbs seemed to be suspended by a rope, lying flat in the air, slowly descending towards Liu Yaoxi's corpse.

Xiaofang's soul and Liu Yaoxi finally got together perfectly.

"That's it?" I looked at the prefectural order in surprise and said, "Then what's the use of what we prepared?" ”

"Damn." The county magistrate looked at me like an idiot and said, "If it's really that simple, it's a forbidden fart......

"Xianggong, why is it not good." As soon as the county order was finished, Xiao Fang got up from Liu Yaoxi's body and looked at the county order strangely.

"Look at your sister!" The county magistrate said angrily, "Lie down and don't move, wait for me to pamper you!" ”

"Oh." Xiao Fang sighed and lay down again.

"It's not easy to train a female ghost like this, and the county order is not easy." Yishui looked at Xiaofang so obedient, and said with a sigh, "If this thing is done, you will have to give me a big red envelope when you get married in the future, otherwise you won't want to think about the cave house in the future." ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Okay, let's hurry up, it's the middle of the night, there's still half an hour to go, hurry up and move the prepared things." ”

"Okay!" The county order agreed and ran away first.

"This girl is really abnormal, and she is a little more positive today." Yishui was surprised again when he saw the prefectural order that ran away as if his butt was on fire.

"Nonsense, if you're about to have a wife with small breasts and big farts, can you not be aggressive?" I pointed to Liu Yaoxi on the ground and said, "If Xiaofang succeeds in borrowing the corpse to resurrect her soul, the county will not only get a beauty, but also be ashamed." ”

"Shame on the snow?" Yishui asked, "Is there any other story I don't know?" ”

I told Yishui about Liu Yaoxi's rectification of the county order, and Yishui sighed: "Sure enough, the most poisonous woman's heart, this kind of ruthless trick can be thought of." ”

"Okay, Brother Shui, don't sigh, hurry up and help the county magistrate." I gently poked Yishui's chest with my wrist, and then took the lead in the direction of the county order.

"Wait for me." Yishui hurriedly chased after me.

By the time we saw the county magistrate, he was already on his way back, still struggling to drag a platform in his hands, muttering in his mouth, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

Yishui and I hurriedly went up to help, there were a few collapsed charms on the platform, as well as ink fountains, brushes, paper figures, dark coins or something, there were a lot of things, and it was really not easy for the county order to drag it alone.

The reason why so many things are prepared is because when you borrow corpses to revive your souls, you may attract other ghosts, and when the time comes, you can give way to them, and the purpose of the charm is to dispel them if they refuse to give way.

Anyway, all of those things are useful, and this time, just in case, we've prepared a lot of everything.

After wasting the boss's efforts, he finally moved the platform to Liu Yaoxi's side.

"Let's get started." Yishui also had no smile on his face, and his face was full of caution, which aptly explained that it was not so simple to borrow the corpse to return the soul this time.

[The last chapter may be half past ten, I'm too tired to come back from work today, let me rest for ten minutes and continue to struggle......]