"Are you going to practice?" Ling Xiao looked at the cheats and asked.

"Of course you have to practice! Those four guys seem pretty reliable. Zero Hair rubbed his chin and said.

"Reliable? What is reliable about four obscene middle-aged uncles! Ling Xiao couldn't help but be amused when he thought about the image of the four guys in the movie.

Zero Zero said strangely: "Lewd? No, it won't! It's quite a jade tree in the wind, although not as handsome as me! ”

Ling Xiao was startled when he heard this, and a lightning bolt flashed through his mind in an instant. The plot is not right!

Seeing Ling Xiao's strange silence, he couldn't help but be a little puzzled. But Ling Xiao didn't have time to care about him, and now his head was full of the differences between movies and reality.

Scenes flash like slides from beginning to end and from tail to end, and the cycle repeats itself. The people I have seen and the things I have heard jumped out of the depths of my memory as if I had deliberately found fault.

Although it has been five years since he came to this world, in fact, Ling Xiao's life circle is very narrow, and it is not an exaggeration to describe him as lonely. The ass decides the head, and what status knows what. In the officialdom, he is just a substitute for the Baolong family, and he is still the least popular. In the rivers and lakes, he is not even a third-rate, and he has no right to know the names of some famous people in the rivers and lakes.

Even so, there are as many as three plots that can be confirmed in this small circle! Rain of Swords! Jinyiwei! There are also zero shots from the Ouchi secret agent! Now the sentence made him understand again that he had underestimated the world.

"What are you thinking? The eyes are as wide as a bull's eye! Zero Shot shook the cheats in front of his eyes.

Ling Xiao instantly came back to his senses: "Oh, it's nothing. Are you sure they're all handsome? ”

"Of course."

"Simon is not bald when he blows snow?"

"Not bald."

"Ye Gucheng didn't have a plaster on his head?"

"Didn't post it."

"Isn't Lu Xiaofeng's face full of freckles?"

"It's not!"

"That's full of flowers......"

"What the hell are you trying to say! He is also a master, although he is not a teacher. But you can't arrange people like this behind your back! Zero roared angrily, looking very serious for the teacher.

"Uh...... Sorry, just confirming the rumors. Are you really going to practice this? Ling Xiao asked with some embarrassment, the martial arts qualifications of the master and apprentice. No, it can't be described in terms of qualifications. Can you really practice martial arts with this kind of body?

"Who said it couldn't!" As if he had been stepped on by his tail, he jumped up and shouted, "I've seen it, it's all sword moves!" There is no internal skill to speak of, as long as it is regarded as an external exercise. I don't want to use it to become a generation of heroes, as long as I can protect myself at a critical time. ”

"You're really not asking for much." Ling Xiao sighed and muttered quietly.

The topic of martial arts has always been a forbidden language between the master and apprentice. Zero Hair was also a little embarrassed to see him hanging his head. The atmosphere was a little cold for a while, but fortunately, Shi Niang came back at this time, and you could hear the chatter and laughter between Shi Niang and the aunt next door from a long distance.

Zero Hair put the cheats in his arms and went to find his wife.

……

Ling Xiao returned to the room alone, with a heavy heart! I was annoyed by knowing that Lu Xiaofeng and the four of them were very handsome, and it was really incredible to say it, but it was such a struggle. How he wished those four people were the image of a lewd uncle!

What do four handsome guys mean? It shows that it is Lu Xiaofeng's plot! It means that it is the world of the ancient heroes! It's a world that scares your legs to the point of trembling! Ling Xiao was trembling a little now!

Ling Xiao was a movie enthusiast in his previous life, especially fond of traditional martial arts movies. Although there are differences between this world and the movie, it is still within his acceptable range. For example, the Blackstone Killer Organization is not as arrogant as in the movie, and the emperor is not as mediocre as in the Jinyiwei movie. And Zero Shot actually inherited the ancestral technique!

The appearance of Lu Xiaofeng and the four of them gave Ling Xiao a sense of urgency for the first time. Whether it's a movie, a TV series, or the original plot of a novel, Ling Xiao has no room to interfere, because it's a pinnacle battle! The ultimate showdown of swords!

Ling Xiao? I don't even have the qualifications to watch the duel! Although unwilling, but helpless! Of course, since he was annoyed, he didn't think about it, and Ling Xiao never did anything to waste brain cells. It's just that I'm really curious why Ye Gucheng handed over the Flying Immortals outside the sky to Zero Zero!

fluttering!

The sound of the carrier pigeon flapping its wings interrupted his thoughts, and a smile instantly crept over his face. "This reply is very fast!" Gently grabbing the pigeon, he opened the letter box tied to his foot and pulled out the letter.

"The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, and the river is cold. Accompanied by lonely lamp tears ripples"

Turning the letter over and turning it over, his expression awkward: "Huh? That's all there is to it. What is this! What kind of did this kid encounter, why is he so melancholy? Still lonely lamp, are you out of love? According to the rhythm of Korean dramas, when encountering this kind of plot, you either have a terminal illness or the whole family has a burp! ”

After thinking about it, I didn't change the paper, and wrote a sad and lonely poem directly in the back according to the previous rules.

"Last night, the west wind withered the green trees and went up to the west building alone. Look to the end of the world. I stopped writing here, and I can be considered a friend anyway. Although I have never met him, I still cherish this fancier. touched his chin and followed the sentence, "Ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward." "After writing, put the letter paper in the letter box, and release it with the carrier pigeon.

The acquaintance with this fancier was born out of a misunderstanding, and it was the height of summer a year ago. Ling Xiao, who was lying in the shade of a tree and taking a nap in the afternoon, was awakened by a splash of bird droppings falling from the sky. Ling Xiao, who was extremely angry, pulled out a slingshot and fired it, and the carrier pigeon fell in response. At this time, he realized that he was in trouble, so he had to put away the carrier pigeon and treat it carefully.

Of course, as a righteous gentleman, Ling Xiao naturally would not peep at the letters, but when he released the carrier pigeon, he added another piece of paper, and the owner of the carrier pigeon was scolded on the paper. The point is that he is not strict in discipline and connived at the carrier pigeon to defecate in public places!

The next day, the pigeon returned! There was a letter in the letterbox: "There is no trace of Yoyo Library, and no one asks about lonely books." If it is not opened for many days, it will only increase the tears of the book. ”

Dizzy, this is ironic that he is uneducated! Uncle can endure it, and aunt can't bear it! As a crossing party, if you are despised on this, then what face do you have to face your friends in your previous life!

So Ling Xiao also replied with a poem satirizing the owner of the pigeon, and in this way, the epoch-making term of pigeon fancier was born!

The capital of this world is very large, and if you just talk about the area, it can be compared to the capital of the previous life, and this is only the city! If you add the suburbs, I am afraid that it will be comparable to a medium-sized island country. On the edge of the capital, there is a huge city wall with a height of 50 meters, which seems to have been transplanted from the 11th district, and the mottled walls are covered with scars, telling people about the change of dynasties and the vicissitudes of history.

The soldiers defending the city concentrated most of their forces at the city gates, and the soldiers on the city walls were either yawning or chatting and farting, looking around and doing everything, but they were not seriously patrolling. It's not to blame these soldiers, what enemy can climb over such a high wall! You have to take a while to take a ladder! Even if there is a master who excels lightly, a few people alone will not be able to form a climate, after all, the number of people is very important for fighting a war. Over time, it became a tourist destination, and tourists from other cities would inevitably come here whenever they arrived in the capital.

Standing on the city wall, you can see the scenery of half of the capital. Looking at the endless flow of people on the street, a kind of pride naturally arose in my heart. Although it is not like Jack to yell a few times as the king of the world, it is enough to make the literati and rioters happy.

As the saying goes, talented and beautiful people, there will naturally be beautiful people when there are talents. Wealthy merchants, daughters of the government and even chivalrous women of the rivers and lakes will come here to watch the scenery and enjoy the poems.

I don't know when the city wall became a landscape, and many famous sayings were born here. It is said that even the emperor has left ink treasures here, and of course, it is not excluded that some people indiscriminately fill the numbers, such as 'Ling Xiao visited here on a certain day in a certain year or something.' ’

With elegant people, there will naturally be vulgar people, you look at poetry, we look at beautiful women! Most of the soldiers defending the city were like this, but they were limited to a few peeps or whistles, and there was never a real thing. In this part of the capital, throwing a brick can hit the two county orders, and an ordinary aunt may be the champion of her son. Even the Baolong clan can be a gynecological holy hand, what else is impossible! (To be continued.) )