Chapter 17: You Are the Emperor of Decline!

"They're all gone. Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng, who was so cute, and wanted to go over and kiss him.

"Oh. Luo Wusheng was still a little distracted, until Ye Qingjue's incomparably handsome face was infinitely enlarged in her field of vision, enlarged to the point that she could only see his eyes, Luo Wusheng stretched out his hand to block Ye Qingjue's handsome face, and looked at Ye Qingjue hostilely, "What are you going to do?"

Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng guarding her so defensively, and guessed in his heart: Could it be that this girl has slept for a month and lost all her memories, and doesn't remember me? Ye Qingjue thought of this, and asked tentatively: "Wusheng, do you still remember me?"

Luo Wusheng's body shrank down obviously, and his eyes stared at Ye Qingjue who asked this with his upper eyelids slightly up: "Ye Qingjue, your head was kicked by ants again?"

This time, Ye Qing was stunned, "What kind of ant is so big that it can kick me in the head?" Or is it that the ant you are talking about is a person's code name?"

"......" Luo Wusheng was speechless and maintained the posture just now, and continued to stare at Ye Qingjue with his upper eyelids slightly up.

"Isn't that right?"

"Brother, you are definitely a legend. ”

"Legend?" Ye Qingjue liked Luo Wusheng a little like saying that he was a legend, and asked proudly, "Then which one do you think I am the Three Emperors and Five Emperors?"

"Poof!" Luo Wusheng put the air that was poofed out into his stomach with his mouth, and as a result, he was choked, "You are the 'Decline' Emperor!"

"The Suihuang is the Suihuang. ”

"Poof, haha......" Luo Wusheng withdrew his hand, covered his shoulders with one hand and held his stomach with the other, and began to laugh, just laughing would make him a little heckled, but seeing her like this, it seemed that no matter how much pain she had, she couldn't stop her from laughing.

"Isn't this funny? Huh?" Ye Qingjue squinted slightly, looking at Luo Wusheng who was about to cry with laughter.

"No, no, no, the 'declining' emperor is very good, it's really good...", but Luo Wusheng's facial expression betrayed her, and her face turned red because of the smile. Why Luo Wusheng laughed so much, the reason is that Luo Wusheng is really a literate illiterate, everything is half-understood, just say these three emperors and five emperors, she only knows that there is such a name, and she also knows that there is such a group of people called the three emperors and five emperors, but what she doesn't know is that the first of the three emperors is Suihuang, and what she is talking about is decay, which is always pronounced by her as 'sui', so Luo Dashen, who is stupid and unknown to Suihuang Decay, is trying to laugh at night, although it is just a smile.

Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng, who was about to hold himself out of his internal injuries, sat on the bed helplessly, held his forehead and said with a headache: "If you want to laugh, laugh out loud, you have to spend money to buy you medicine to treat your internal injuries." ”

"Haha...... Ha ha...... Haha......" Luo Wusheng was like a beast that had been locked in a cage for a long time, maintaining a posture of covering his shoulders with one hand and holding his belly with the other, laughing insolently.

Ye Qingjue plucked his ears hard, not because of earwax, but because of tinnitus. Quietly, looking at Luo Wusheng who was smiling a little disregarding his image.

A minute passed... Five minutes passed... A quarter of an hour has passed... Half an hour has passed... Two hours have passed!

"Wusheng, it's been two hours, aren't you tired of laughing?" Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng, who had been laughing for two hours, like a monster, and he didn't even breathe.

"Ahem, ahem... It's okay, it's okay. Luo Wusheng was also frightened by himself when he heard what Ye Qingjue said, and coughed lightly a few times in embarrassment, suppressing his laughter. She also wondered, if she had really laughed for two hours, she would have died of laughter, how could she not feel any discomfort at all like now?" I really laughed for two hours, huh?"

Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng and stopped laughing, so he went straight out of bed, lowered his head and tidied up his clothes, and replied very seriously: "Yes, it was noon when you woke up, and now it's dark outside." ”

Luo Wusheng climbed out of the innermost part of the bed and looked outside, it seemed to be dark. As soon as he turned his face, his mouth directly touched Ye Qingjue's mouth, which was already calculated. Luo Wusheng was stunned, until a certain person looked at the cute and cute person in front of him, his mouth pursed slightly, and he took the opportunity to kiss Luo Wusheng back, Luo Wusheng reacted and shrank back into the innermost part of the bed.

Ye Qingjue pursed her lips lightly, "It seems to taste good." ”

"Hooligans!"

"If you don't get out of bed again, you'll probably be hungry, and then you don't have to ask me, a scoundrel, to get you something to eat." Ye Qingjue said as he walked to the door, "Oh, by the way, by the way, you haven't eaten anything else this month except rice porridge." ”

"Oops, oops..."Luo Wusheng pretended to be in pain* and said.

Originally, he was going to go out to prepare for dinner, and wanted to use the agitation method to let Luo Wusheng get out of bed to eat by himself, but when he heard Luo Wusheng's 'ouch' sound, he still couldn't bear it after all, turned around and walked to the window, looked at Luo Wusheng, who was obviously pretending to be in pain, and still asked in a very worried voice: "What's wrong, is it uncomfortable?"

"Upset stomach. ”

"Belly?" Ye Qingjue frowned, seeing that Luo Wusheng was like this, although it was mixed with a little bit of acting, but it was still a little true, could it be because he hadn't eaten well for a month, he immediately sat down next to Luo Wusheng and hugged Luo Wusheng.

Luo Wusheng was embarrassed in his heart, but she was the one who pretended to be in pain, so just hold it. It seems to have a little stomach ache.

Seeing that Luo Wusheng was silent, Ye Qingjue once again used his internal force to transmit the sound to three hundred meters away, summoning the Thirteen Strange Doctors. Then he continued to coax Luo Wusheng with the same set of coaxing children: "Wusheng is good, the doctor will be here soon." ”

Luo Wusheng's head was full of black lines, and he was going to straighten up, a little bit of pain, just endure it, he couldn't just endure it because of this little pain, and again and again tolerate Ye Qingju's use of coaxing children to treat her as a little fart baby who is not intelligent and lacks love.

Before Luo Wusheng could straighten up, thirteen people came in at the door. For Luo Wusheng, who had some deficiencies in the face memory function for the first time, he had long forgotten that more than two hours ago, there were these thirteen people among the people who rushed into the room. Luo Wusheng looked at these thirteen people with pleasant faces, who knows if it would be a knife hidden in a smile, so he immediately broke away from Ye Qingjue's embrace and stayed away from Ye Qingjue, "Heroes and heroes, the little woman is a weak woman, there is nothing to grab, even if she carries it, she will be awkward. Then he pointed his finger at Ye Qingjue, "He is more material, this house is his, not only rich, tsk, look at his appearance, this man should only be in the sky, how many times can I smell it in the world......"

Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng, who was playing like this, and without waiting for her to finish speaking, she said with a smile: "I didn't know that in the eyes of the lady, I was such an excellent person, should I still thank the lady for her praise?" The last sentence almost popped out from between her teeth

"Ahem, cough, cough..."Luo Wusheng pretended to cough, approached Ye Qingjue, and whispered in his ear: "You can cooperate, wait a while, when I go out, I will go to bring rescue soldiers to save you." Although they are old and small, after all, there are thirteen people......" Then he looked down at her and Ye Qingjue's body, "With our body, it is estimated that we will not be able to break out." ”

"Oh, lady, are you sure you went out to rescue the soldiers and didn't run away by yourself?" Ye Qingjue looked at Luo Wusheng who was planning to escape in the chaos in front of him very calmly, and it was only Luo Wusheng who saw that his eyes lit up when he looked at him, as if he saw hope.

"Is it that obvious?" Luo Wusheng asked unconsciously.