Chapter 185: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I didn't see a devil in a military uniform, but such a guy came out silently, I know things are not as simple as I imagined, because the outfit of this devil in the alley is too obvious, and it is not an ordinary devil at first glance, in my impression, the samurai of the devil seem to be wearing kimonos, and this person is wearing a straitjacket, so I judge that it should be a ninja.
And although my understanding of riben ninjas is only through some film and television dramas, I also know that these guys have some real skills, of course, there are inevitably exaggerated elements in film and television dramas, and I don't know how powerful ninjas are.
But none of this matters to me, the important thing is that I know that Xiao Ri knew that we did those things, and I wouldn't just settle the account on someone else's head, so I didn't think about fighting this ninja in my heart, I just thought about going back and calling them to leave.
With this in mind, I took a detailed look at the face of this ninja, and then raised my foot to borrow strength, volleyed into the air, and instantly returned to the courtyard, and turned around to look back with both feet on the ground, I found that I still underestimated this ninja, because this guy can also fly in the air, and the speed is not slow.
"Fuck your uncle." Watching the ninja sweep over the courtyard, I waved my palm and slapped it at him.
Seeing me come out of his palm, the ninja figure suddenly stopped, quickly landed on the roof of the south room, and shouted "Yaga." He pulled out his katana with his backhand.
I don't understand ri, but I still know the meaning of "Baga", seeing this devil scolding, I really want to rush up and hit him all over the ground to find teeth, but before that, I have hit stones except monsters, and I have never fought with people, so I don't know how much strength to use, that is, I can teach this devil a lesson and not kill him, I think about it for a while or forget it, just come to such a devil, in case he is killed, not only no one will go back to tell Xiao Ri that he was killed, And if they couldn't find out the murderer, it was really possible to anger the people in this area, so they ignored the clamor of the devil on the roof, turned around and walked into the house.
I know that ninjas are masters of making secret weapons, saying that they are leaving, but in fact, the speed is very fast, and they arrived at the door in a flash, and they were just about to lift the curtain, Lu Dachuan and Liu Changleg rushed out with a submachine gun and shot outside, I heard the devil shouting something again, and when I turned my head, I disappeared.
"Why is the dog so fast, and in the blink of an eye, there is no one." Liu Changleg scolded in his mouth, and he had to run to the yard to find someone.
I pulled him into the room: "Don't look for it, it's a riben ninja." ”
"What's wrong with the ninja, when I see Lao Tzu, I haven't escaped faster than a rabbit." Liu Changleg hooked his neck and was not convinced.
Entering the house, I loosened the collar of Liu Chang's legs, pointed at his nose and said, "Don't make trouble again, okay, I thought I wouldn't know if I didn't say it, this ninja has been recruited, you two must have provoked devils when you two went out last night." ”
Liu Changleg slapped the gun on the table in a huff: "Zheng Shuang, don't think that you are capable now, I am afraid of you, we not only provoked the devil yesterday, but also killed ......"
Lu Dachuan interrupted Liu Chang's legs: "Don't say it, what is there to quarrel with your own brothers." ”
"Lu Dachuan, don't give me and mud here, you don't remember what we said before we came." Although the second half of Liu Chang's legs didn't say it, it was certain that they killed Ri himself last night, and they wouldn't be ordinary soldiers, otherwise they wouldn't have recruited such a powerful ninja.
Lu Dachuan was so choked by me that he couldn't speak, but his eyes widened.
Hearing that we quarreled, Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er ran out of the back room, and Lin Xian'er went to pull Lu Dachuan and Liu Changjiao: "Sit down and dissipate your anger, everything that should be done has been done, what can't be said." ”
"Why are you so angry?" Lu Keqin pulled me to the table and sat down on a chair.
"It's not that I'm going to get angry, I thought that they must have gone out for so long last night to provoke Xiao Riben, and I didn't say anything after the matter had passed, I recruited a ninja today, I just asked Liu Changleg to come back and don't make trouble again, you look at the nose is not a nose and a face is not a face."
Liu Changleg jumped up: "Zheng Shuang, you make it clear today, why are we not noses and faces, I think it is you kid who has finished his own affairs and looked at us unpleasantly." ”
Lu Dachuan scolded: "Liu Peng, what are you talking about." ”
I didn't want to say anything more, but I didn't expect Liu Changjiao to say such a thing, so I said: "It's not that I'm going to stop you, do you know that ninja can also fly in the air, if I didn't happen to have such a little ability, I was probably killed in the alley just now, I don't dare to guarantee that I can protect your safety, but if I'm not there, do you think the gun in your hand can deal with the ninja, if we all die here, what is the point of saying that we come back for this trip." ”
After I finished speaking, Liu Changleg lowered his head and didn't squeak.
Lu Dachuan asked, "Then what now." ”
"Grab your stuff and leave." I stood up.
"Ahh
As soon as I finished speaking, the shouts of Hongyun came from the inner room, I rushed into the inner room in one step, and saw Hongyun holding the edge of the kang with both hands, and the legs below the knees were not on the ground, and quickly squatted up and hugged her legs and pulled out: "What's the matter?" ”
The red cloud crawled over my shoulder: "Someone is underground. ”
"The ninja is down there, I didn't expect anyone to escape." Lu Dachuan aimed his gun at the ground.
"Don't shoot, it's going to be trouble if you shoot him dead." At this time, I also saw the ninja shrink into the ground like a ball, grabbing Red Cloud's ankles with both hands and pulling them down.
As I spoke, I pulled the red cloud out, and before we could react, the hands let go of the red cloud and quickly retracted into the ground, and then the ninja disappeared from under the floor of the inner room like a big mouse.
I let go of the red cloud: "How can we see what is under the ground." ”
"Didn't I tell you, you opened the way, of course you can see the underground." Hongyun was frightened, and his face turned a little pale.
"Oh, take out the Dunjia, and the backpack is ready to leave."
I had already packed up the three backpacks, and put them on the kang, I, Liu Changjiao, and Lu Dachuan each picked up one and carried it on their backs and walked to the outhouse, and they each took out their Dunjia.
Lin Xian'er pointed to the two suitcases on the table and asked, "Do you still have these two boxes?" ”
"Take it."
Lin Xian'er picked up a suitcase, Lu Keqin carried one, and we walked out, just walked to the door, and before I stepped out of the threshold, I heard a strange sound behind me, turned around and looked back, and saw that the ninja came out of the ground in the corner of the outhouse, and the lower half of his body was not yet out, and his two hands were pointing darts at us.
"Dunjia." Seeing more than a dozen cross darts flying towards us quickly, I wasn't sure if I could knock the darts down with my palm, and with a shout, the Dunjia in Lu Keqin's hand, who was walking beside me, came out in response, and instantly opened and knocked all the darts away.
In the blink of an eye, Lu Keqin withdrew his Dunjia, and then looked at the ninja and disappeared again.
At this time, I knew what it meant to be shameless, and it seemed that if I didn't teach this little devil a lesson, I really thought we were afraid of him.
"Don't let you kill the devil, don't you all have the boss's fire in your hearts, I'll give you a chance to vent your anger." As I spoke, I took a step forward and whispered a few words to Lu Dachuan and Liu Changjiao.
They smiled and said, "That's a good idea." ”
Then step out of the threshold and walk out.
Lu Keqin asked curiously: "What did you say to the two of them, just now they pulled their faces as if someone owed them money, and they all laughed all of a sudden." ”
"Don't make a sound, wait and see the show."
Although this ninja who can volley and escape to the ground has come to the door, he definitely doesn't know our identity and the power of Dunjia, let alone that he is hiding underground, but we can actually see him (otherwise, let alone so arrogant, he won't have time to laugh if we don't kill him,), so I concluded that he would not leave, and would inevitably come out again to raid us, so he went out of the house and did not immediately take the Dunjia into the air, but walked to the gate, trying to lure the ninja out.
We stared at the ground as we walked, and before we reached the middle of the yard, the ninja really appeared again, the ninja followed us at our feet for a while, and then quickly moved to our left, most of the yard was paved with square bricks, and I saw the ninja turning the corner underground, I knew that he was looking for a dirt ground to come out and raid us, so I made a look at Lu Dachuan and Liu Changjiao, and let them see that the courtyard should be a small piece of land left for planting vegetables.
"I see it." Lu Dachuan said that he and Liu Changleg were both ready.
The ninja looked like a ball underground, moving very fast, we walked forward at a normal speed, and before we had gone five meters, he had already traveled more than ten meters underground to the bottom of the dirt floor.
When he reached the bottom of the dirt, he paused for no more than two seconds, and then quickly came out, watching the top of his head about to come out of the ground, Lu Dachuan and Liu Changjiao both shot, and the two sides of the Dunjia broke through the wind, and as soon as the upper body of the ninja came out of the ground, he was just right to his side, and he was caught one after the other and pulled out of the ground.
Because the ninja is still below the ground when he is clamped, so the ninja's head is sandwiched in both sides of the armor, and after pulling it out of the air, his two legs are still bouncing in the air, and his mouth is still screaming like killing a pig, which is not ornamental at all, and we frown when we see it.
Lu Dachuan said to Liu Changshan: "Let's two fall below him and knock him out of a half-faint, and then expose his head." ”
"Hey, hey." Liu Changleg smiled and said, "Okay." ”
"Wait a minute." I stopped Lu Dachuan, and then raised my chin at the eastern courtyard and whispered, "Don't turn Dunjia to his side for him to see, I'll go over there and take a look, see if the person is gone." ”
Lu Dachuan nodded, I jumped up, landed on the roof of the east wing, the cat bent down to look into the east courtyard, and saw that the east wing and the south door were locked, my grandfather should have left, but there was a curtain on the door of the north room, I couldn't see whether the door was locked, and I was a little unsure, so I simply swept to the door of the north room, lifted the curtain and saw that the door was locked, climbed on the crack of the door and looked inside, and saw that there were only a few large pieces of furniture inside, and the daily necessities were all packed, knowing that they had returned to their hometown, so they turned back.
With my feet on the ground, I nodded at everyone who was looking at me.
Lu Dachuan said to Liu Changshan: "Brother, go first." ”
Liu Changleg smiled and said, "Go one and go one." ”
The two of them controlled Dunjia to fly almost to the same height as the house in the courtyard, and then quickly slapped to the ground, at the moment of landing, I don't know who of them was the Dunjia below, and the Dunjia on top slapped the devil to the ground, and then Dunjia quickly rose into the air and quickly fell to slap the ninja like a rammer, and the ninja was slapped screaming again and again......
Seeing that these two guys were so good at controlling Dunjia, I asked, "That's how you shot those two devils." ”
Lu Dachuan said: "Those two didn't have this sturdiness, and they were shot to death at once." ”
With the work of one person and one sentence, Dunjia has gone up and down more than a dozen times.
"Whoever is the two of you, stop it and die for a while, it's going to be troublesome, and it's not fun."
They just stopped, and then the two of them cooperated with two pieces of Dun Armor to detain the ninja who was slapped again, although the hatred was itchy for the devil's teeth, but when they were slapped just now, Lu Keqin and they still couldn't bear to look at it, at this time, the ninja's head and limbs were exposed, and they were all laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
Lu Keqin and Lin Xian'er looked at me and Lu Dachuan together and said, "Is this how the big head detained you in the first place?" ”
"It's really a pot that can't be opened, let's go......"