Chapter 171: The Beauty of the Funeral Parlor

PS: Ask for a monthly pass, brothers, the back is more exciting, the second month on the shelf, Feng Shui also wants to fight for a monthly pass, rise up, dare to fight with me and send a little ghost to disturb their code words, wow Ka Ka

The architectural style of the entire polling bureau has the flavor of a Suzhou garden, and it must have taken a lot of thought to build such a large-scale station in such a place where birds don't poop.

The courtyard is dotted with strange stone landscapes, because there is a generation of feng shui masters, from the planning, absolutely achieve the harmony between man and nature, the design of each place is unique, and there is not even the slightest trace of artificial carving.

This small pond was the first time I came to meet Huang Tian, and after three months of intense training, I came here to watch the fish for a long time.

Because of my surname Yu, I still have a lot of feelings for fish, and I just want to see the fish swimming freely in the water.

"Yu Liang, can you tell the Liang Bureau, let me follow you to investigate, it's boring to stay in the headquarters all the time."

When I came to the small pond, Qin Yue sat on a stone generously, looking at me, her big eyes flickered, and she looked very pitiful.

"You have to think about it, investigating these things is a desperate job, often dealing with dirty things, those things are inhumane, have you forgotten the things in the small village?"

To be honest, it's really good to have a beautiful woman with her, at least the journey won't be so lonely, but for the sake of the beauty's safety, it's better not to let her go to this dangerous investigation.

"Don't be afraid, I've learned a lot of tricks, and it should be no problem to protect myself, besides, so many of you men can't protect me as a weak woman, so don't mix it up."

Radical generals, I didn't expect Qin Yue to do this, I really don't want to take her. But in this case, how can I say no? Doesn't that make me too sloppy? How many women will like a wrecked man who has no ability?

"Okay, in that case, I'll talk to Fat Liang, but you have to be prepared not to let you go, after all, doing autopsies and laboratory tests at the headquarters is also a very important thing, I can only talk about it, but I can't be the master."

I know how many pounds and taels I have, in the polling bureau, how much effect can I speak now? I'm just a newcomer at best, and there's hope if the elders say it. I said, there is little hope!

"Thank you, as long as you help talk about it, I don't know if it will be separated from you, if the good things are shared together, my sister will give you a chance to pursue, don't get excited, your salary card has to be kept by me, you men are like that, if you have money, you will become bad."

Qin Yue smiled mischievously. Stand up and walk towards a row of sparse woods in the distance, I heard, there is a door! It seems that Lao Tzu is going to take peach blossom luck recently, so I hurried to catch up.

In the woods. We walked side by side and chatted all over the world, but we avoided sensitive topics so as not to embarrass everyone, and I knew that. The most important thing in chasing girls is patience, and you can't bite birds as soon as you come up. This will scare the beautiful women away.

"Brother Liangzi, promise me, no matter how dangerous it is, you have to take care of yourself and come back alive."

At the time of separation, Qin Yue looked into my eyes and whispered.

I nodded heavily and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't die if I don't take you for a day, I promised my father to leave incense for Lao Yu's family, and I'm afraid of dying before this grand goal is completed!" ”

"Tsk, I want to open a dyeing workshop if I give you two or two colors, I just promised to give you a chance to chase me, and I didn't say that I want to marry you! There are so many people chasing me, and you don't have anything to show for yourself, so why are you sure that I will like you? ”

Qin Yue smiled, blushed, and said with a twist.

"Just because we are good buddies who were born and died together, as the saying goes, fat water doesn't flow into outsiders' fields, if you're not cheap, I can still be cheap outsiders, don't forget, when we were in a small village, we experienced so much, how can we be considered comrades-in-arms who share hardships, right?"

Chasing girls must be shameless, the thicker the skin, the better, girls like men who are flowery, and they will never like a three-legged wood that can't get a fart, this is the secret skill of chasing women taught to me by my uncle's three fat men.

"Okay, I didn't expect your mouth to be so powerful, I can't say you can do it, go to bed early, I have something to ask you tomorrow, it's a strange thing that a classmate encountered, this matter can only be known to you, God knows, don't tell others!"

Saying that, Qin Yue turned around and ran towards the dormitory building, because there were few women, the poll bureau did not have a special dormitory for girls, but allocated a floor in the men's dormitory for female staff to live.

When I returned to the dormitory, the fat man and Huang Tian were drinking, and the two of them were in the entire polling bureau, and the young people were there, so the two of them could talk together, and they didn't deal with others.

"How? Where have we got? Is there that or that? ”

Seeing me come in, the fat man immediately squinted, and gestured with two thumbs with a lewd face, kissing the meaning, and laughing so much that it was called a flat one.

"Get out, I'm not as unbearable as you, whether I can succeed is still between the two, I don't want to scare people and make people think I'm a disciple."

I sat down and nibbled on a braised pig's trotter, so I don't have to maintain any gentlemanly demeanor in front of the two of them, anyway, everyone is so familiar that they can't be more familiar, who doesn't know who is like?

"You're wrong, Liangzi, it's not me talking about you, just your ability, there is hope and you will miss it, men should be domineering, let the other party thoroughly understand your heart, you can't just rely on your mouth, you have to go if you have a chance, you have to go if you don't have a chance to create a chance."

"That's it, Ryoko, no one sees it anyway, hug and kiss her to see how she reacts, as long as you don't give you a mouth on the spot and turn her head and leave, there will be a play."

The fat man and Huang Tian took turns bombarding me, making me feel as if I really wouldn't fall in love, but to be honest, I really wouldn't, and the suggestions of these two goods were also bold, this is not taught, I have it in my heart, and I can't teach it if I don't teach.

That night, I spent the rest of the day, and early the next morning, Qin Yue came to slam the door, and the fat man and Huang Tian got up one by one, pounded my armpit and said, "Hurry up, we told you so much last night, don't live up to our teachings!" ”

"Die on the side. I know what to do. ”

I gave them a blank look, but as a brother, I was still very grateful to fuck, and told me a lot of pickle girl experience, although it may not work, but it is also their heart, I quietly left a pack of Su cigarettes on the table, which I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet to buy, and I didn't smoke one, which is worthy of them.

Follow Qin Yue to the door. Qin Yue skillfully poured out a red Porsche from the garage, I was dumbfounded, is everyone here equipped with a car? It's also too extravagant.

"Get in the car, I'll take you to meet my classmates, but let's say okay first, they're big beauties, you are not allowed to have any ideas, otherwise you will be disqualified from chasing me, understand?"

Qin Yue helped me open the car door. While letting me get into the car and warning me that I was not allowed to have any crooked thoughts, I smiled bitterly, am I so unreassuring?

I used to be a migrant worker, and I was tanned. Life has improved in recent months, and there are signs of whitening skin, but it won't become a little white face, right? If you want to say that you are handsome, although we are not more beautiful than Pan An. But it's not ugly, just an ordinary person.

"What the hell is going on? Can you say that now? If there is something to exorcise demons and evil spirits, I may not be able to do it well. You have to be mentally prepared. ”

I'll tell you the truth, I know a little bit about the arts, but I still lack some heat compared to those experts. Hopefully it's not a hell of a thing.

"I can't say it right now, things are a little weird, wouldn't it be better to let her tell you when it's time to wait? My friend works in a funeral parlor and does beauty for the dead. ”

Qin Yue's words scared me, what kind of place is the funeral home? There are more Yin Qi Souls than hospitals, and it is not uncommon for any supernatural events to occur here.

But I knew that it was too late, the car had already driven out of the headquarters and on a provincial road, and now I could only pray that the things she encountered would not be difficult to solve, otherwise my half bottle of water would be really enough.

Soon, the car turned into the funeral home at the foot of a verdant hill on the outskirts of the city. The doors of the funeral parlor were open except at night, and there was not even a doorman.

But to be honest, no one will go to the funeral home to steal things, which is not to say that the things in the funeral home are not valuable, but thieves are also taboo in these places.

Now the funeral parlor is old and profitable, wreaths, paper ties, ingots and paper money, etc., are expensive to death, the urn is even more sky-high, the general ones have to be hundreds, and the slightly higher grade ones are thousands, red sandalwood, huanghuali, nanmu, these precious woods, the fine workmanship is even more expensive.

However, it is estimated that no thief will be bored to come to the funeral home to steal the urn, because this thing is bad to look at, and the thieves believe that there are ghosts in this world, because they are more likely to see these.

Generally speaking, funeral homes do not have rest days, because the dead do not pick the time, but holidays are the period of high incidence of accidents, so the staff of funeral homes are generally in three shifts, no holidays, but correspondingly, the salary is also ridiculously high.

We parked our car in an open area, there was no fixed parking space in the funeral home, we could park anywhere, as long as it didn't get in the way of others.

After getting out of the car, Qin Yue took me directly to the lounge, although the funeral home has no holidays, but after all, it is impossible to die every day, so it is quite relaxed, and these staff members are resting in the lounge when they are fine.

After coming to the lounge, I met this Qin Yue's classmate, and it was really a beautiful woman, with a tall nose, melon seed face, double eyelids, big eyes, long black hair, white face, white teeth, really a standard beauty, no wonder Qin Yue would warn me!

"Yueyue, you're here, you're scared to death these days."

When the beautiful woman saw us coming, as if she didn't see me, she greeted Qin Yue, but she left me here.

"Xinxin, this is the master Yu Liang I told you, if you tell him about the matter, he will definitely be able to help you solve it."

The sisters chatted for a while, and Qin Yue introduced us to it, and I learned through the introduction that this beauty is called Tong Xinxin, who has been working here for a while, and usually has a big personality, the same as Qin Yue, but recently encountered some strange things, and I hope to find a master to see.

"Tell me, what happened to you?"

Since Qin Yue grasped the introduction so powerfully, I naturally couldn't embarrass her, so I tried my best to look like a superior and asked Tong Xinxin.

"That's right, you may have heard Yueyue say, I beautify corpses, and I know from this line of contact that I will encounter strange things sooner or later......"

Then, Tong Xinxin told about the strange events she had witnessed......

I have introduced before that the ancient profession of beautifying corpses is called painting corpses, but now they generally graduate from beauty colleges or forensic medicine majors, and there is no such ancient inheritance at all, and as for the taboos when applying makeup to corpses, I don't know it, and some weird things will inevitably happen.

Although Tong Xinxin is a beauty, she is surprisingly bold, ordinary girls have already fainted with fright when they see that kind of terrifying corpse, who still looks at face-to-face makeup on the corpse?

It is thought that the body of the corpse is often extremely stiff, so it is impossible to cooperate with the work of the corpse painter, and at this time special props are needed, and the corpse rope is a kind of ancient hand-down.

Before applying makeup to the corpse, it is necessary to put a rope around the waist of the deceased, and then tie it to one's waist, keeping a distance of one and a half feet, which is the most suitable distance for the work of the corpse painter, and also wear a mask, to prevent the contagious germs from infecting the corpse, and to avoid the yang energy of the living spraying on the corpse, causing the phenomenon of corpse fraud.

A few days ago, when Tong Xinxin followed this set of procedures to put on makeup on the deceased, she suddenly found that the muscles of the deceased's face twitched.

This time, it scared her a lot, but since she did this business, Tong Xinxin was not ordinarily bold, so she shouted at the time: "Don't make trouble, I'm here to put on makeup for you, so that you can look beautiful on the other side, so that you can find a partner, and if you mess with me, I will turn you into an ugly monster, so that you can't find a partner over there." ”

I secretly admire that this girl is not an ordinary tough, but there are several reasons why the muscles of this corpse move, compressing a reflex nerve that is not yet dead, or pricking a specific acupuncture point with a needle can cause such an effect, but this one like what he said is really weird.

After the body is made up, it basically enters the cremation process, of course, there are some exceptions, that is, the death of a car accident, or a river drift, these are often unable to find the family of the deceased, so it can only be stored in the morgue, and after a long time, basically no one cares, and finally the crematorium burns things when it is not busy.

Sometimes the makeup of the deceased has to be rushed at night, when Tong Xinxin encountered an unbelievable thing was when she was applying makeup to the deceased a few days ago, this kind of thing was not done alone, there were two little assistants, who were also girls, halfway through the makeup, Tong Xinxin suddenly felt a sense of urgency, so she stopped and went to the toilet.

When she was about to get to the toilet, Tong Xinxin saw a black shadow walking towards her, and the direction in which the black shadow appeared was the room where the funeral home stored the unclaimed corpses.

What's even more terrifying is that Tong Xinxin saw that this black figure was wearing a shroud...... (To be continued......)