Chapter 150: Funeral Calls
"Well, the purpose of calling everyone here today is to discuss together, and the next step of our development...... Feed! Let's go on the side! Let's get down to business! β
In the 'Little Lingtong Kindergarten' next to Fuze Hall, Zhang Shifei, Li Lanying, Cai Handong, Mr. Cui, Yi Xinxing, and five people are sitting around a small table full of stickers.
At this time, it was the morning, and the children in the kindergarten were shouting happily, laughing and playing on the side, but they couldn't stop, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly: "I said divide, can we talk about things not here?" How panicked? β
Cui Xi'an scratched his hair, and then said to Zhang Shifei a little impatiently: "No way, although Liu Yudi is back, but today he said that it was a class reunion, and no one in the kindergarten was watching, so I called you here, and after the meeting, a few of you will work for me, and if you don't work, play with these little ancestors, do you hear?" β
What's the matter, sure enough, there is an attempt at this part, what else is there to hold a meeting, open his uncle, to put it bluntly, they are called as cheap labor, and the rookie trio led by Zhang Shifei all smiled bitterly, to say that this kindergarten is not in tune, this point has been discovered by Zhang Shifei since the first time he came here, and the same out of tune as the split, it can be seen from the name, and 'little spirit boy', why not call PHS? Is this name afraid that the mobile phone signal is too strong, this question he also asked Mr. Cui, Mr. Cui was a little disdainful to tell him, in fact, he didn't want to give this kindergarten such a clichΓ© name, but it was all Liu Yudi, that girl's taste is different from others.
At that time, Zhang Shifei asked him with some curiosity: Then what name did you want to choose?
Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: Originally, I wanted to call it 'Disciple Kindergarten of the Horse', alas.
At that time, the black line in Zhang Shifei's brain popped up, thinking: Yes, you are even more tasteless than that Liu Yudi, and you are also out of the 'Ma Disciple Kindergarten', damn, is there any difference between this tattered name and 'Ma Dashuai Migrant Children Primary School'?
"Lao Zhang, what do you want?" Li Lanying, who was on the side, was a little stunned when she saw Zhang Shifei, so she patted him, Zhang Shifei came back to his senses, then shook his head and said, "It's okay, let's split up for a meeting." β
"Okay, let's talk about it today............" It's hard for this Mr. Cui, he talks to everyone about things, and at the same time has to take care of those children from time to time, because it is too chaotic, Zhang Shifei didn't listen to what Mr. Cui said, in fact, if he doesn't listen to him, he knows, it's nothing more than those words.
When he went to work in the morning, Cai Handong called him, saying that Mr. Cui asked him to come over today last night, because Cai Handong is now a person in the same boat, so he specially asked for a day off, he is now at the door of Fuze Hall, but he can't get in with the door locked, so Zhang Shifei hurried over, and saw that Cai Handong was sitting pitifully in front of the door of Fuze Hall, looking at Zhang Shifei's expression was like the Tu Mountain Wangfu Stone, which made Zhang Shifei shudder, and he was a little puzzled in his heart. According to common sense, this Mr. Cui should have gotten up by now, why didn't he open the door?
Zhang had the key to Fuze Hall, so he opened the lock with a hint of suspicion, opened the door, and the two walked in, only to see that Mr. Cui was lying next to the computer, burying his head in his hands, shirtless, only wearing a T-shirt, the old big head monitor was still on, and Mr. Cui fell asleep.
When Zhang Shifei saw this scene at that time, he suddenly felt a little guilty in his heart, because before he left last night, Mr. Cui told him that he should check the information and whether there were any strange things happening in various places recently.
You must know that although Mr. Cui has a vicious mouth and behaves vulgarly, he has always unconditionally supported the two Zhang and Li behind his back, including the money to save Liang Yun'er, Mr. Cui has never mentioned these things to Zhang Shifei, but Zhang Shifei has always kept it in his heart.
It seems that he must have not slept all night, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, it was really embarrassing for him, in fact, in the whole demon egg incident, this Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing are the real volunteers, on the other hand, I and the fat man...... Alas, don't say it.
Thinking of this, he smiled with Cai Handong, didn't make a sound, and quietly walked over, planning to carry him back to the back room to sleep without waking up Mr. Cui, after all, he worked too hard.
But the two of them just walked to the computer, only to hear the speaker suddenly sound'ding', this voice is very familiar, it is clearly the sound of Thunderbolt downloading, he wondered in his heart, what is under this separation?
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei stepped forward to look at the computer screen, and suddenly felt like eating a fly, only to see that the page where the download was completed was clearly displayed'[Blu-ray] Yoshizawa Akiho Complete Works .zip'.
Depend on! Zhang Shifei almost scolded, he looked at the size of the compressed package, more than five g, Zhang Shifei was depressed in his heart, he mentioned it to him separately before, saying that the Internet speed of Fuzetang was not good, Tietong, and the landlord was disconnected after a fight, and now these five more g films have been off for a whole night.
Cai Handong smiled awkwardly at Zhang Shifei, he was not very familiar with this Mr. Cui, it was not easy to say anything, Zhang Shifei had nothing to hide, he looked at Mr. Cui who was still sleeping with contempt, and saw that he was drooling with his mouth open, maybe he was having some obscene dreams.
Oh yes, this hairy flake demon. Zhang Shifei took a sip, this is the information he checked?
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he looked at Mr. Cui, thinking that he couldn't reach it, but he didn't expect this split to be even more out of tune.
It's really in vain that he still cared about him just now, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, he couldn't let him sleep so soundly, he had to retaliate against him, but how to retaliate?
Zhang Shifei's eyes purred, and he thought about it, came to the computer with a wicked smile on his face, and then played a classic song of 93 years "Everyone Paddles a Big Boat".
It was another 'ding', Zhang Shifei muted the speaker with a wicked smile, double-clicked the song, and directly tuned it to the ** part, paused, and then dropped the subwoofer to the loudest sound.
At that time, Cai Handong couldn't help but feel funny when he saw Zhang Shifei doing these actions, so he didn't speak, Zhang Shifei sneered, and then clicked play.
"Together, give way to the sea! Hey! Tell him to step aside! Ha!! Hundreds of his battles for thousands of advances!! Hey, the waves are in the back, the shore is in front~~!!!! β
Although he was prepared, Zhang Shifei was still taken aback by this ruthless song, this subwoofer was really domineering, and everyone paddled a big boat in one hand to release the effect of the concert, only to see that Mr. Cui jumped up suddenly like an electric one, and then shouted: "Oh, mom!" β
Hahaha, you deserve it! Zhang Shifei watched this from the side, thinking that you, the hairy demon, had finally been retributed, and the big boat was blown up by everyone's oars.
Mr. Cui jumped up, looked at Zhang Shifei and Cai Handong, and suddenly became angry, only to see that he hurriedly turned off the deadly song, and then scolded Zhang Shifei: "Are you sick!?" β
Hehe, you have medicine, Zhang Shifei laughed, Cai Handong couldn't hold it anymore, and finally laughed, Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui: "You are sick, you said to check the information, what did you say?" β
"I'd love to!" Mr. Cui glared at the two dark circles and said angrily.
However, he seemed to be a little weak-hearted, so he didn't have any more general knowledge with Zhang Shifei, and when he saw that Cai Handong had come, he asked Zhang Shifei to call Li Lanying and say that he was coming for a meeting.
After everyone arrived, this small meeting called the "Demon Eradication Seminar" was just about to start, then Liu Yudi pushed the door in, Mr. Cui asked him about his intentions, and his face was full of reluctance, you said that this is not a New Year's Day, what will this girl get together? But there was no way, who let the kindergarten have half of Mr. Cui, so everyone moved to the kindergarten en masse, first disbanded the children for free activities, and then occupied the table they used for lunch and started this very noisy small meeting.
Some useful information mixed with some nonsense, from Mr. Cui's mouth, obviously, these are all for that Cai Handong, after about forty minutes, Mr. Cui finished speaking, and at the end, said to Cai Handong: "That's it, Dongzi, you are different from these two goods, the current situation is real, it is very dangerous, and you have no ability to protect yourself now, so, it's better not to approach here for nothing, understand?" β
Cai Handong nodded, indeed, this is the wisest choice for him, you must know that what Zhang is wrong and they have to face now is likely to be a series of major events, Cai Handong is not enough to rely on a pirated eye, it is likely to be unexpected, so he nodded, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, then I'll wait for news in the future, if you need my ability, call me and make sure to be on call, by the way, what are you going to do next?" β
Mr. Cui bent down and picked up a small leather ball on the ground, held it in his hand and rubbed it repeatedly, he said solemnly: "Wait for the rabbit, so as not to respond to all changes, I hope those egg demons will come one by one, just so that we can weaken their strength one by one." β
Everyone nodded, indeed, this decision is very correct, just like the song in the morning, everyone paddled and drove the big boat, and now the egg demon is really advantageous in terms of numbers, and among them, Cai Handong's combat power is basically five, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are still in the growth stage, and the only ones who can really fight are Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing, and the situation is not optimistic.
At this moment, a child who looked to be five or six years old came over with a snot run, he pulled Mr. Cui's sleeve and said, "Old Cui, that ball is my ............"
"Old Cui, call me the principal!" Mr. Choi smiled bitterly, then threw the ball back to the child, after which he stood up and said, "That's it, disband, but don't go, help me watch the child." β
Yi Xinxing, this old boy is really not stupid, seeing this, he pulled a reason to run away first, and glanced at Zhang Shifei with a smile before running, you must know that Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are really a thousand unwilling, but there is no way, the whole head is a devil muscle, as the so-called eater people's mouth is short and takes other people's soft hands, the two of them eat others and take others, naturally they have no right to say no words, and Cai Handong seems to be happy to help, so everyone got up with a wry smile and obeyed Mr. Cui's order, Started a job they had never done before.
With children.
His uncle, he has never heard of an exorcist with a child, let alone a monster with a child, Zhang Shifei gave those little ancestors apples, and thought speechlessly, it seems that what is written in those books is fake, what kind of monster exorcist, and normal people are the same surname!
To be honest, this looks at the children to some extent, it is more tiring than fighting with monsters, because you can never understand what is going on in the minds of these little children, after a few hours, Mr. Cui put on an apron to prepare lunch, Zhang Shifei was exhausted, Mr. Cui called him over to help him, the fat man is not much better, don't look at him usually quite horizontal, but there is no trick at all for these children, those children laughed and took turns to hit his fat belly, It seems that his big belly is used as a sandbag, and the fat man can't cry and laugh, or Cai Handong, who is the most leisurely, after all, he is a reporter, and he has a sharp mouth, sitting on a small stool to tell stories to those children, and he is very happy.
Fortunately, those children seemed to like the three of them very much, and a very chubby child grabbed Li Lanying's hand, and then kept saying, "Teacher Li, Teacher Li, let's turn on the computer and play games." β
Now if those children stop destroying Li Lanying's belly, it is estimated that he can do anything, so he hurriedly turned on the computer and said to those children: "What are you playing?" β
A child said, "I played a web game yesterday called Crazy Flat Kids, and it was fun." β
A group of children are chirping, and Li Lanying now wants to have a live version of the crazy children, but this is just an idea, and naturally it can't be realized.
Finally, until noon, Mr. Cui finished the meal, beckoned Li Lanying and them to help, and put it on the table, put the rice in a small bowl and put the spoon, and then let the children sit down, and then the four of them sat down.
After a busy morning, everyone was hungry, so they didn't say anything, they shook off their cheeks and started eating, although Zhang Shifei had participated in all kinds of dinners before, but it was the first time to eat with so many children, seeing these children eat so sweetly, I don't know why, this birdman's heart actually felt very relieved.
I have to say that although Zhang Shifei has experienced countless pains after becoming a birdman, he has also felt countless touches, which he could not have imagined before.
Although he is only responsible for washing vegetables and cutting the mounds, at least he can make the meals with his participation, which can make these children eat very happily.
Thinking of this, he smiled, didn't say anything, picked up the bowl and ate it in a big gulp, and after half an hour, the dishes on the table were all bottomed out, and everyone had a crooked stomach.
After eating, after resting for a while, Mr. Cui coaxed the children to take a nap in the big bedroom, they covered the children's quilts one by one, and waited for them to fall asleep.
So the four of them walked lightly to the door, opened the door, moved a small stool and smoked, when Mr. Cui just took out the cigarette, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, Mr. Cui picked up the mobile phone while wiping sweat, and after glancing, his face suddenly darkened.
The cottage phone was still ringing, but Mr. Cui thought for a while, but he still picked it up, and he said softly to the phone: "Hey, I'm dear." β
My dear? Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying heard this Mr. Cui call himself so, and immediately got goosebumps, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, this must not be Liu Yudi's fight, because this branch has always called Liu Yudi Teacher Liu, and has never been so affectionately called, but if it wasn't for that, who would Liu Yudi be?
It shouldn't be Mr. Cui's junior! Li Lanying was a little embarrassed when he thought of this, and he muttered to himself in his heart: This world is too crazy, why is it that even the split head is equipped with a second room?
I saw that Mr. Cui said a few words to the phone, and then hung up the phone, his face was still so ugly, I don't know why, after hanging up the phone, he sat on the small stool, and didn't speak for a long time, everyone saw him like this, knew that there must be something different, since he didn't speak, he must not want others to ask, so the three of them didn't speak.
After a while, Mr. Cui let out a long sigh, then picked up his mobile phone and called Yi Xinxing, telling him to come over quickly, there was something important.
Since Yi Xinxing was in the Yifu Pavilion opposite, he quickly ran over, stood at the door and said to Mr. Cui: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" Is it the Egg Demon that has appeared? β
I saw that Mr. Cui smiled bitterly, and then said to Yi Xinxing: "It's not the egg demon that appeared, it's the enemy who appeared." β
Enemy? Zhang Shifei really couldn't understand the meaning of these two words, so Yi Xinxing was a little relieved when he heard that it was not an egg demon, only to see him smile and say to Mr. Cui: "Your Yuan family is so much, what is the matter with you?" β
I saw that Mr. Cui sighed again and said to Yi Xinxing: "An old man, looking for me...... it. β
Yi Xinxing didn't seem to understand, but he said to Mr. Cui: "Looking for you for a funeral?" Isn't that a good thing, and you can make money again...... Alas, what the hell is going on, to put it bluntly, why are you still talking so nonsense with me. β
Mr. Cui rubbed his old face with a delayed expression with his hand, and then smiled bitterly at Yi Xinxing and said, "Do you remember Dong Shanshan?" β
(To be continued)