110 When mud falls out of the crotch of his pants, it's not but
The food was served, Zhuang Yan lowered his head to eat, VV turned his head and saw the necklace around his neck shining with gold, and couldn't help but reach out and pull out the warm chain pendant, and he saw that it was a Meereen cross in his palm.
Zhuang Yan muttered with rice: "What are you doing......" Don't look at the golden cross in the palm of your white hand, your heart is pouting, your mouth forgot to chew, and the sky is falling, thinking: "It's over, something happened."
VV raised her eyes and asked horizontally, "Where did this come from?"
Zhuang Yan smiled flatteringly, and said flatteringly: "You are also a Catholic, I have a correct attitude, a firm position, and keep up with the leader."
VV didn't listen to his sweet words, tilted his head to stare at his heart and sweat, his cold little hands swam on his shoulders like a small snake, caressed his ears with dragonflies, announced that he was ready to fight, he could stop warming at any time, and twisted his ears like a switch.
"Where did it come from?" She didn't buy it, her red lips burst, and she asked softly.
Zhuang Yan was heartbroken, regretted his mistakes, how could he hang the evidence of the crime on his neck, he was simply killing himself, jumping into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away. He opened his eyes wide and lowered his head to wipe his sweat, his smile was so embarrassed that he was like a stage prop that he had not had time to withdraw, he hung abruptly on his face, and said uneasily: "Someone else gave it."
A cool breath wafted in his ears: "Who sent it?"
Zhuang Yan's tone was heavier than the steps on the gallows: "Li, Richelieu."
There was no movement in his ears, Zhuang Yan was terrified and thought that she was looking for a knife to behead, turned his head to peek, and saw VV looking down at Meereen's cross, muttering and nodding: "It's really hers." The momentary concentration, the eyelashes blinked, and there was a fleeting tenderness, which made Zhuang Yan feel relieved, and said, "It's great that you don't mind......"
Before the words fell, the silver hair trembled, VV suddenly raised his head, his wine-red eyes stared at Zhuang Yan who was smiling viciously, grabbed the necklace tightly, pulled his face closer to ten centimeters, and spit out the words with a cold fragrance: "Say!" What have you done behind my back? What's the matter with her sending love tokens, tell me!! ”
Zhuang Yan desperately stretched out his index finger to his lips and "shhh": "You calm down, she and I didn't do anything in the room, so we just played a game of chess!"
"Phew! Let's move on the bed! VV was indignant.
"Yes." Zhuang Yan was deeply stuck in the mud and desperately explained: "Because the table is too messy......"
"White-eyed wolf! You're too lazy to lie and coax me! VV pushed him with wide eyes, and was grief-stricken by this unexpected "yes", lying on the table and refusing to look at him: "You really like big-breasted monsters!" Tell me here that you signed the contract, turn around and move to bed with someone, you two-faced bastard! ”
Zhuang Yan was speechless, and said bitterly: "The conscience of heaven and earth! I'm really playing chess, I'm already a great magician who can make fireballs when I'm thirty-four, why don't you believe it! ”
VV suddenly straightened up, wiped away his tears with his ring finger, pointed at him and said, "Then you tell me, who hooked up with whom first?"
"Huh?"
"Don't play dumb with me! How can a guy like Richelieu, who can eat with his face, deliver it to your door? You must have hooked up with her! Bastard, I saw the sprouts in the restaurant! VV hated it so much that he was so angry that his eyelashes were still wet, so he rushed over and pulled his cheeks with a red face: "Your underground work is very good!" Not at all! Don't go home at night! I still believe in you so much! You're unexpected! ”
Zhuang Yan was glad that the seat was quiet, and at four o'clock in the afternoon, it was sparsely populated, otherwise people would witness Lord Victorio angrily accusing him of splitting his legs, and it was estimated that it would only take him an email to become a public enemy of the whole people.
He was helpless, so he could only play hooligan, hugged VV's struggling shoulders hard, his mouth and nose were red from being beaten by her unattainable pink fist, and he said against her silver hair: "You don't know about Richelieu's condition, she didn't say that there was a miracle to favor me, in order to explain the truth of death and rebirth, I was stunned to play chess." In the end, I left my homework and told me that I had developed the most powerful, ultimate, violent, and cleanest and most destructive weapon of destruction, and I would be able to pass the assessment and rank in the immortal class. ”
VV gradually stopped beating him, and sobbed in his arms, apparently shocked by Richelieu's condition.
Then she endured it for a while, and finally stopped pumping, wiped Zhuang Yan's nosebleed with a tissue, and muttered, "Are you okay?"
Zhuang Yan thought to herself, okay, she softened her heart, quickly pursue while she is victorious, and end the battle beautifully. Then he weakly recklessly recklessly said, "It's okay, my flesh has been tempered into steel, and it is more resistant to beating than a sandbag." Come, don't refrain from it. ”
VV was tricked, and said distressedly: "You tell me, who you like the most, I don't care about your nonsense."
Zhuang Yan roared sadly in his heart: "Forgive me in the saddest way!" But I'm not talking nonsense, it's all true, it's outrageous but it's true! ”
Then VV looked up, pursed his lips and wiped his chin for him, his wet eyelashes shining: "You see, your ability to lie is terrible, and it is even more outrageous than a novel." No one believes the kids, hmph. ”
Zhuang Yan was petrified in the wind, stiff and rusty, lowered his head and stared at VV affectionately, and opened his mouth to try to resist: "I didn't lie to you, it's all true, Richelieu said that I can be invulnerable to Xianban."
VV looked at him affectionately and shook his head slightly: "I just want to know if you hooked up with her or if she came knocking on your door."
Zhuang Yan had no choice but to say, "She's knocking on the door."
VV said, "Promise me not to sleep with her, and I'll forgive you."
Zhuang Yan thought bitterly, I didn't, what I said was true, why don't you believe it. He held VV's face with tears in his eyes: "Really, she also said that the archangel arranged a miracle to wait for me in front, and I can know everything, teleport, it's really ......"
VV said, "If you deny it, I will ignore you."
Zhuang Yan closed his mouth, realized that he had to listen to his wife, and then said dryly: "I won't sleep with her anymore."
"Or you?"
"Otherwise, I'll take a honey enema and sit on the nest." Zhuang Yan let it go.
VV had never heard such a vicious oath, and immediately felt his remorse and determination to be a new man when he beat his chest, and couldn't help laughing when he looked down, and when he looked up at him, he couldn't help but smile, happily hooked his neck, and forgave him coquettishly: "Oh, what you said." Then forgive you. ”
Zhuang Yan burst into tears, he thought he could be reconciled, but he never expected that the turmoil would subside, and the black cauldron had been locked.
He cried and said, "Thank you for your generosity, I will definitely reflect on it, seriously reform, and be a new person."
When VV heard this, he scratched the tiger's teeth on the tip of his tongue and muttered, "Remember this." Softly tugged at his collar, closed his eyes and looked up, rubbing up little by little like a sniffing beast. The eyelashes flickered, and although he took the initiative, he was embarrassed to open them.
Zhuang Yan thought, carry the black cauldron and move forward bravely. When you are gently tugged, you will bow your head and taste the dessert before the meal, the sweet saliva is cool, one moment like catching an escaped scallop, and the other time like being sucked by a warm wine bottle to suck your tongue. When he was not tired, VV hummed, and his body slid softly down to the sofa, as if he was cramped, but he was reluctant to part, and his little hands grabbed his shirt as if he was climbing, as if he had all the strength to raise his head to fight. Zhuang Yan helped her hold her waist, and she began to twist lightly again.
After eating, VV threw the bag on his shoulder, looked at him and smiled sweetly: "Are you still working overtime today?"
Zhuang Yan apologized: "This week is inevitable. Just get through this. ”
VV blinked: "Be honest at night, I'll check the post from time to time." The man who works overtime is the most suspicious. The two sneered, VV turned around and waved his hand, and walked away, and the back of Yuan Na made Zhuang Yan stop and look at it for a long time.
He lit a cigarette and watched the VV disappear, then looked down at the cross on his chest. VV actually didn't collect Richelieu's cross, which made Zhuang Yan feel inexplicable, thinking that he didn't hang himself and didn't break up, VV was really interesting to me.
He chewed his cigarette and pinched the cross to look at the crucifixion, which was meticulously carved by the crucifixion. This disheveled man died generously for the sake of all mankind, and was reborn like a pawn in the bottom of the grid, transforming himself into a holy son and leading believers to perfection.
Is what Richelieu said true? He clutched the cross and asked himself.
The work at night was unexpectedly enjoyable like driving in the middle of the night, and there was no one blocking the road. His negative energy was swept away, even if he thought of Xiao Xuan, he was optimistic, and decided to deal with it patiently, confident that he could catch the meteor with one hand and fly to block the nuclear bomb. Unconsciously, late at night, Liu Chengxian was summoned to integrate the R&D progress.