75 Comic book diplomacy spawned by the ban on guns
Zhuang Yan walked into Director Wang Houzheng's office and saw a clean bald head behind the computer, so he knew that someone was busy. Bending down to look at the name card, Wang Houzheng, the director of administration.
His leather shoes stepped on the tempered ground with a "click" sound, Wang Houzheng looked up and saw that he recognized Zhuang Yan from five meters away, and his first reaction was: "What is he doing in the Ministry of Internal Affairs?" Short of money and want to open a small stove? After 0.5 seconds, his mind raced: "Damn, books!" He's here to ask for a book! ”
Then he roared in his heart: "Can you go and ask someone else for a book?" These three comics accompany me to sleep like Secretary Wei's bedtime, and they are already inseparable soul mates! Don't take them away! ”
In the flash of light, Wang Houzheng pulled out a smile on the corner of his mouth, pushed the table and stood up, like receiving foreign guests, his hands came up to hold Zhuang Yan's hand and shook it: "Oh, isn't this Zhuang Yan?" The name is like thunder, and the gods have been friends for a long time and can't visit, how can I have time to chat with the administrative office today? Dragged the flattered Zhuang Yan to the single sofa and pressed it, turned around and went to make tea, his heart crackled and he had already drafted seven excuses for non-payment.
Zhuang Yan really refused in horror: "No need to make tea, Director Wang, you are too polite!" Don't don't, I don't have anything to do, I'm just here to make up for the permission client. My client is broken. It's a hassle to go through the re-application procedure...... I'm going to take a look at it. ”
Director Wang stood with his back to Zhuang Yan, his eyes widened in surprise, and a false smile appeared on his lips. He stood upright, turned back, and looked generous in the world: "What a big deal." Delivered to you in an hour. Is it delivered to the dormitory pod or to the office? ”
Zhuang Yan stood up and said gratefully: "It's good to send it to the office." In addition, Director Wang, when will you still read those three books? Hahaha, it's so sad that there is a shortage of books. ”
Director Wang almost spat out Zhuang Yan's face, and scolded in his heart: "You little Wang bastard, begging Lao Tzu to make it easier, but in the end, you still ask for a book with a shy face!" Your EQ is negative! His cheeks twitched, and he grinned wryly, "Oh, oh, I put it in the dormitory, do you want me to get it for you?" The dormitory is quite far away,"
Then, Director Wang's words were as clear as reading a model text: "It takes half an hour to walk back and forth!" ”
Director Wang showed a super high quality, attentive and thoughtful, responsive to requests, and returned what he said. It's just that he showed reluctance when he said it, because he was busy with work, and it was obvious that tossing for half an hour would bother him a lot.
Zhuang Yan innocently replied: "Okay! So hard to sir! ”
"Grandson, you have a face! I've talked a long way, I can't understand people's words! Give me enough to stop, bastard! Director Wang's heart collapsed, he wondered if Zhuang Yan had just graduated, why didn't he even understand how to look at words and looks! You don't have any friends if you go on like this!
Zhuang Yan smiled innocently, and under the mask of gratitude, he secretly bloomed a successful smile: "Don't try to fool me!" Li Ming said that you guys can't do anything to fry Lao Tzu's books to RMB, and they want me to retreat in vain? Hum! ”
Director Wang suddenly became solemn, because he thought of a creepy possibility: "This kid is definitely pretending to be pure!" Use innocence as a mask and ignorance as a disguise to break through the defense line I built with human feelings! What a terrible fellow, could he have seen through me a long time ago! When he smiled, his mind turned over and over, as if he was fighting with huge waves and wild sharks with a small boat, and the sonorous lines next to him were loud: "Dream!" It's up to you, delusional to make me give up bedtime comics? ”
Like an indomitable fisherman, he roared and plunged his harpoon into the heart of the shark: "That's my dream as a man!" How could it be handed over! ”
Director Wang was determined, quickly transferred the battlefield, and began to save the country. He said with a solemn face: "But now that I'm at work, I can't get out." Well, I'll pick it up and return it to you after work. As he spoke, he had already quickly scanned Zhuang Yan's expression, surmising that he was not tough, his position was easy to waver, and as long as he was dragged for three or five days, he would retreat without a fight.
Zhuang Yan's eyes flashed coldly, and the whole person sat down on the sofa, bowing his head and thinking against time: "It's terrible!" He actually started to drag! What to do, his procrastination means that his determination to cheat has been unwavering! Only a mace can make him pay off his debts honestly! But that's the director, how could he use a mace on him! ”
Director Wang caught Zhuang Yan's panic, he took advantage of the victory to pursue, walked over and patted Zhuang Yan on the shoulder cordially: "Besides, the two of us will be familiar at first sight, and we will often exchange experiences in the future. Can't you trust my brother? ”
After saying a word, Director Wang had the chance to win.
Zhuang Yan was defeated. He didn't want to see the three copies of "The Beautiful Minister Who Left Overtime".
Suddenly, a lazy and charming female voice came: "When did you two get involved?" ”
The two men were electrocuted at the same time, and they all looked at the door together, and saw a tall woman leaning on the door frame with her elbows crossed, holding an authorization card between her fingers, squinting her eyes and looking at Zhuang Yan. Charming and dignified, like a cover model.
Zhuang Yan knows why Director Wang likes "The Beautiful Minister Who Left Overtime" so much. Wei Dongxian's shoulder-length hair is as elaborate as a comic, and the curls on her cheeks are reminiscent of a woman hooking her fingers and saying, "Here you are!" ”; The dark blonde hair dyed and the jet-black hair complement each other, adding an inviolable dignified elegance and protecting the rippling charm with luxurious purity. The meticulous and beautiful hairstyle outlines the melon seed face. The two horizontal bright flat eyebrows make the eyes of Qiaogou light makeup magical, so that other people's eyes can't be taken away, while fearing that such a bold gaze will offend her, and on the other hand, she can't extricate herself from looking at it, because when the eyes are favored, the colorful expressions that are conjured up are richer than the movie, and more seductive than the TV series. She saw Zhuang Yan looking at her, smiled with joy as if she was praised, and glanced at Director Hengwang, Bo Wang's resentment flashed, and she looked at him and complained seriously: "Stir the foundation and ignore my email?" The supplies from the Ministry of Transport arrived at the subway entrance, and I was too lazy to go. You take my authorization to receive it. Miao Mu swept the computer, as if the whip exploded in mid-air, like a remote control, Director Wang pounced on the computer like a hunting dog, accepted the shelved commission, and shouted continuously: "Oh, I went to talk to Comrade Zhuang Yan about things, but I didn't see it." I'll go right away. ”
Zhuang Yan suddenly felt that Director Wang needed these three books more than us, and he was really happy and happy, I still don't want to take people's love, and give them away.
Then I heard Wei Dongxian teasing Wang Houzheng: "You climb relatives abnormally fast, Zhuang Yan has just become popular, you will be called a brother." I already had this nose, and you made me work. ”
If it is Zhuang Yan, he will definitely correct it smartly: "This is a supporter." If you don't send me out into battle, how can you realize my value! ”
But Wang Houzheng pays more attention to the integrity of character: "I am not the rudder when I see the wind!" Brother Zhuang Yan and I have long been friends of life and death hahahaha, familiar with wearing a pair of pants, right, brother. ”
Zhuang Yan said: "Hahahaha! Brother Houzheng, what is mine is yours, and yours is also mine, and there is no need to return the book. ”
Wei Dongxian moved over, looked at Zhuang Yan and asked confusedly, "What book?" ”
"Marxist philosophy, discussion of historical materialism, dialectics and sophistry." Zhuang Yan said without changing his face.
Wang Hou was giving Zhuang Yan a thumbs up behind the computer. Then he hurriedly went out, and when he passed in front of Wei Dongxian, the domineering president reached out and handed over the authorization card with an expressionless face, and then ordered the two men at the same time: "You come back early, there is a problem with the financial department again, and the background is locked, and you will unlock it after you review it." You, come out for me! Want to spend the night in his office? ”
Zhuang Yan didn't want to spend the night, so he quickly slipped out, Wei Dongxian casually locked Director Wang's door, looked at him intriguingly and smiled: "We are on the same road." Walking out with his hands down, the back outlines the ups and downs of the S-shape, the waist of the small suit is tight, the silky trousers are round and slender, the white lace edge of the cuffs sways gently when walking, Zhuang Yan almost derailed mentally, and his mouth is dry and he can't wait to be dreaming.