1173 Women who are more difficult than the legion (one more)

The world is different from what I imagined. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info:

I don't know which psychologist said this, but it's definitely an idealist - the world is the way it is. It's just that you don't know - of course, if you meet the cool palace, then even if you are unlucky.

The world melts as you like.

Fate changes with your heart.

Beyond the atmosphere, in the vastness of the universe - three robots brag. One said, I can eat a date, the other said I can eat a pear; One said, I can eat an elephant, and the other said, "Stupid Bluestarmen, Erer - wait, as soon as our army of Iron Man arrives, the end of you stupid Bluestarmen will come!" mm……”

A robot with a cockroach head, wearing a cloak that was very popular in the 70s of the last century, and a robot shape from the 80s of the last century, laughed like this.

"Which ...... Is the chief's brain okay? On the side, the staff officer of the dragon set asked.

“…… Should it be okay? I've been doing this since I visited the planet er. Staff Officer B sighed.

"Can we win this time?"

"Enough."

"What? A whole army of 100,000, you say you can't win yet? ”

"Isn't it a hot thing in the sir's head? Planet ER said that it was going to invade the earth, but even the chief lost in the game. Tell me what this is? ”

"What? The erector who conquered a hundred galaxies actually lost to ...... Our sir? ”

"Isn't it, just this intelligence value can still invade the universe, and the ER people heard that they sent some kind of military cao to talk to our chief. After three days and three nights of fierce duels, we finally lost by one point, by 1 point sieve, to our chief 2 points sieve - to be honest, unless there are more stupid guys on earth than our chief. Otherwise, how advanced is the weapon? - I'm very optimistic about our 100,000 Iron Man Corps. However, I am very unoptimistic about our chief. ”

"Eun, it's reasonable, it's reasonable."

The two staff officers complained carefree on the side, not caring at all that the cockroach-headed robot commander's face had changed from iron blue to iron blue.

"Come on, drag these two guys who disturb the morale of the army out for me! Dead, dead, dead! ”

“——？！ - No, I've done great things for the legion, I've done great work for the legion! - Ahh ”

"Erer—" The cockroach-headed robot laughed and said, "Just a blue star, stupid bluestar—as soon as our army arrives, with the wisdom of the bluestar, we will definitely surrender immediately?" ”

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As mentioned earlier, the world is not what you think.

"This ...... What's going on? How can it be? How on earth could this have happened?! "On a skyscraper, above the city of Tokyo. The cockroach-headed robot commander looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief with a grim face—an attack method that even the robot couldn't understand. Fear that even robots can't understand. As a robot with feelings, of course I don't understand what this thing is-

Scourge Legion v Iron Legion.

Lasers and magic dance together, aliens and zombies are the same color - magic v science, machine warfare magician. Seemingly bloated and fat, the intestinal abomination can quickly rush into the enemy camp, and its own explosion will make the air within a radius of 100 meters a miasma. The ghoul jumps ten meters high, grabs the robot and plays self-destructing. The skeleton mage freezes everything, and the death knight roams the field. Flesh-winged bats, giant demon spiders - terror is coming!

Of course, the cockroach's head will not understand all this in front of him.

How could the 100,000 Iron Man Corps not be able to conquer a small part of the earth?

Of course, "The Earth Strikes Back" teaches us that aliens can travel through the universe and the fighter planes can't beat the U.S. Air Force on Earth; "The Battle of Los Angeles" tells us more directly that aliens are mentally retarded people who don't even have light weapons.

Phew, miscellaneous, don't even throw an atomic bomb, just want to conquer the earth?

"Report - heavy losses for our army, unprecedented means of attack, crushing defeat for our army! - Ah, sir, be careful! ”

The dragon staff officer pushed his boss away, and he was bitten by a bone dragon with only bones left, and flew into the sky for free.

By the way, it exploded for free, and the building was instantly scorched to earth-

"This ...... It's simply impossible! ”

Falling from a height of 100 meters - fortunately, this robot is a little stronger than Sakura and can fly. This didn't make Levi have no chance to play - the cockroach-headed robot looked at the terrifying Death Frozen Bone Dragon, and said in a trembling voice: "There is no such creature on the earth at all!" - No, it's not a creature at all! ”。

"Very good, you got it right."

Levi felt that the portal was a really nice thing, especially the Death's Door, the Death Knight's portal - just make Tokyo his home city with runes. Then it's only a matter of time before you cross casually -

Arthas has said: Teleportation is a coward's weapon - Arthas hangs.

Standing behind the cockroach-headed robot, Levi's left index finger and thumb gently clamped the tip of Frostmourn's sword, looking down at Frostmourn, not the one in front of him-

"The works of the seventies of the last century, naturally there will be nothing new - to be honest, you are weak!"

denied the value of the other party's existence without hesitation, it was really weak-

Frostmourn wiped it out with a single sword.

There wasn't a bit of scum left—it gave Levi the feeling of punching cotton.

"That's it? Before I could exert myself, you fell-"

Frost's sorrow is inserted on the ground, and he thinks he is very stylish.

Levi felt that there were really a lot of interesting things in this world — for example, being complimented on people.

"Hey, where did you get your inferior monkey?"

I don't know if I watched the inferior TV series "Journey to the West", all in all, Levi's slots were complained about. And the person who complains turned out to be Asuka who would never complain about Levi.

“…… Asuka? Levi had the feeling that her daughter had grown up, perhaps, she had entered a rebellious period.

"Ah, look, that's how it turned out to be a long-term unreturn—"

Fearing that the world will not be chaotic is also one of the attributes of the head of the regiment.

"Look, you idiot - a woman who has not been nourished for a long time will leave a man like this. NR, you idiot-"

What do you say? You......

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What do you want to wish for?

Any wish can be granted, any wish can be ...... Monopoly?

"Save all the Forsaken! - This is my wish. If you can, push everything back - so that my sister and I ......"

In Levi's absence, the women used to quietly hold symposiums.

Sylvanas, of course, spoke.

"Britain, I'm relieved to hand over my Mordred—next, I'm relieved of my duties as king, and I'll go home to retire."

The girl of the Silly King said.

"This king is naturally ...... Er, with Enki—yes? Enkidu? ”

"Wow! - People are so happy - I make a wish: Gil will not be able to change my request to me—and it will be enough. ”

Everyone could see Gilgamesh's face suddenly look like he was dead.

"I've heard that Rome has been good lately – it's become a friendly country. Well, I'll travel the world with my Aiqing. There is nothing else-" The Empress of Rome's wish also seemed simple: "Listen to all the songs of the world, watch all the world's plays, and play all the world's plays." ”

"I don't care—that trash said he wanted me to hang out with him, and I'll walk with him—haha, it doesn't matter." A certain woman with two guns laughed happily while scolding Levi while saying that it didn't matter.

"With Levi." Nagato said lightly.

"With the teacher—of course, it's better to be able to go back to my world, my world without zombies." Tsuneko Poison Island is a different idea.

"Wait—actually, Britain is the best choice, the scenery is ......," said Ber, who immediately snapped.

"Japan is small, but it's beautiful......"

"I've heard that there are a lot of earthquakes there to die - or come to the United States?" Ing seems to have a good suggestion - "I welcome you there......"

"The United States is not good, it is too bad there." Mary immediately shook her head: "It's better to come to my motherland......"

"Hahaha - no kidding, the motherland has abandoned us a long time ago." Balalaika burst out laughing, but there was something different in the laughter: "—and what are you doing there?" Waiting to be shot as a capitalist? Or wait to be exiled to Siberia? Stalin's hand, but he can pinch anyone to death......"

"Huh...... If he dares to touch me, I will pinch him to death! - "Mary replied immediately.

"That's just as well—you can die wherever you like, anyway—and I'm going to go back to my plane." Balalaika's words stirred up a thousand waves: "What about you, just fight for an idiot man." Anyway, not from the same world. The United States, France, Japan or the United Kingdom, do you think you can be together? - By the way, it seems that this guy is Chinese - "

Like a hammer, it knocked on everyone's hearts - in an instant, Asuka, who wanted to say something, this genius girl obediently closed her mouth.

Start a woman's brain with everyone and think carefully about something.

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One more ro! ~！

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