It seems to be Friday, anyway, it's still a quiet afternoon, the tail of summer is still lion hot, there is a big washbasin on the table in Fukuzawatang, the basin is messy with ice cream bags and watermelon rinds, it seems that it has been thrown there for some time, Zhang Shifei sat on the sofa and stared at his hands with Erlang's legs crossed, surrounded by a trace of blue gas.

And Li Lanying is holding a book wrapped in a flat geometric book cover and flying across the clouds and looking at it, he is holding a book in one hand and a piece of watermelon in the other, taking a bite and looking at it, his mouth emits a sneering obscene laugh.

Mr. Cui came out of the back room, holding an ashtray full of cigarette butts, buckled in the big basin, looking at the appearance of the two of them, he became angry, only to see him frown and shout to the two: "I said that you two are too sloppy, you have made such a bury in the morning, just eat the goods, hurry up, who quickly poured it for me!" ”

The two of them had already been familiar with him, but they didn't even pay attention to him, Zhang Shifei continued to look like he was only in charge of his left and right hands, and the fat man threw the watermelon into the basin casually, and then said to Mr. Cui with a smile: "I said split, did you steal this book from a rented bookstore, why are there pages missing in several wonderful places?" ”

"Get out, don't answer what you're asking!" Mr. Cui said with some annoyance: "Can it still be done, Liu Yudi has only been gone for a day, and you have made this house so dirty, hurry up, clean it up!" ”

The two of them still didn't move, Li Fat grinned, and then said: "Put it here, anyway, it will be so virtuous again soon, how tired it is to clean up, hey, by the way, why don't you do it when you look dirty?" And the two of us? ”

No way! Mr. Cui was speechless, he looked at these two dung-making machines, thinking about how he was so lazy like his former college dormitory classmates, but he was also a little depressed when he thought of this, because he was not much better, Liu Yudi, who was in charge of the cleaning work, returned to his hometown yesterday, and it may take a while to come back, and now there are three sloppy ghosts left in Fuze Hall.

Fortunately, he didn't open the door, otherwise he would have summoned flies, f**k, after being bitten back, Mr. Cui was also a little weak-hearted, but fortunately, he was cunning and cunning, and his eyes rolled into his mind, so he said to the two: "Okay, you two lazy ghosts, do you dare to have a plate?" Whoever loses takes out the garbage, how? ”

The two of them were originally quite bored, but as soon as they heard the proposal to split their heads, their eyes lit up, so Zhang Shifei didn't exercise anymore, and Li Lanying didn't read the yellow book anymore, the two raised their heads and looked at the paralyzed split head, and then said to him: "What's coming?" ”

Mr. Choi turned his head arrogantly and pointed to the computer, and said, "KOF." ”

Although Mr. Cui's ability is outrageous, but in the end, it doesn't matter how old the two are, if it is free and irregular fighting, the two of them can agree, because it is impossible, but if it is said to be arcade IV1, the two seem to have no reason to refuse, and then say that this big pot of garbage is indeed a little unsightly, so the two did it in front of the computer without saying a word.

But they didn't know that they had fallen into the trap of the split head again, in addition to catching monsters, the split head was surprisingly fierce when it hit the electric power, and before the ten minutes came, the two of them were completely dumbfounded, and they couldn't accept the ending of the split Dongzang one against three when they opened their mouths wide.

said that he only guessed the beginning, but couldn't guess the ending, although the two knew before that the King of Fighters was very fierce to play separately, but it was really unexpected, and it was so fierce that they didn't expect it.

The two were defeated, and I saw Mr. Cui pinching a cigarette and then smiling at the two of them very badly: "Hahaha! I didn't expect it, boy! If you want to talk about your skills, my little brother is the first in the arcade to brag and the second to catch the demon is the third, hurry up, go clean up, sweep the floor, fat man, you go to take out the garbage. ”

The two of them were depressed, but they couldn't help but lose the bet, so they had to hang their heads and do so, Zhang Shifei swept the ground weakly, thinking about when he would be able to surpass this part, his uncle's.

At this moment, Fentou's mobile phone rang, Fentou picked up the phone, connected and said, "Hello, this is the Fukuzetang Etiquette Communication Center, who are you looking for?" ”

Spread your uncle, Zhang Shifei scolded in his heart, you are a commodity who spreads feudal superstitions, and you are ashamed to call yourself a center, do it.

I saw that Mr. Cui En'en said a word, and then said: "Okay, no problem, you leave an address, we will rush over tonight." ”

After writing down the address, he said a few more polite words, hung up the phone, and then said to the two: "It's almost done, okay, don't do it, let's work." ”

As soon as he heard that he was alive, Zhang Shifei suddenly felt very happy, you must know that having a job means having money to spend, and it just so happens that he is about to see the bottom in his pocket recently, and after doing this vote, he has money to find Liang Yun'er.

When it comes to Liang Yun'er, he is a little helpless, because the two of them have been to wolf howls a few times before, but Liang Yun'er's attitude towards him is very lukewarm, and it can't be said that he ignores him, but his identity as a 'guest' has never changed, and the conversation is full of some scenes, no matter how Zhang flatters, he still can't find a breakthrough, which can't help but make him very angry.

He could only take one step at a time now, and it was better than hopelessness anyway, he thought.

So the two of them put down their work and walked to the front of the split, and Li Fatzi asked the split: "Come to business?" Is it a demon egg, or what? ”

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said, "It's not a demon egg, it's a happy event." ”

"What's the good news?" Zhang Shifei asked.

Mr. Cui picked up the teacup from the table, took a sip, and then said to the two of them: "You should also know that our business is not only to catch monsters, but also to do a lot of things, otherwise I would not have met the two of you, in addition to helping people see a doctor, we have to do a lot more, such as Xiangdi, helping people see feng shui and other things, of course, there is also this kind of thing we are going to do today." ”

It turned out that although it is now a harmonious society, there are still many people who believe in this ghost and god theory, weddings and funerals and these personal life events, if each gentleman helps to see it is really unreasonable, people, most of them want to have a peace of mind.

And this commission is to choose a son for marriage, but this thing is very interesting, the client is a middle-aged male surname, surnamed Wang Shouli, is a second marriage, the original daughter-in-law died a few years ago, leaving a child born with defective eyes, so he wanted to find another one, but it is also very evil, and then he got married twice, and I don't know why, these two women died in less than half a year after marriage, which made him very depressed, but he also had to live, so he took a child and lived a few years.

Finally, the child is a little older, this Wang Shouli moved the idea of marrying a daughter-in-law again, after being introduced, he met a woman again, the other party is also a second marriage, they are all from the past, the two get along well, they want to get married, but this talk about marriage, Wang Shouli is a little difficult, to know that the two women he was looking for before are dead, and the relatives and friends around him have also said, is it his life to kill his wife? Or is it that his original wife is haunted and doesn't want him to look for it again?

Originally, he didn't believe in these things, but in order to ask for peace of mind, he felt that if he didn't find someone who understood, his heart really didn't land, so after many inquiries, he found the contact information of Fu Zetang, and he wanted Mr. Cui to help see if there was anything to say, just right, if it's okay, you can also ask Mr. Cui to help choose a say, the best of both worlds.

After Mr. Cui told the two of them about this, the two of them understood, and the relationship was nothing to do with them, so Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui: "Divide up, you tell me what the two of you are doing here, we won't be able to help you again." ”

After Mr. Cui turned off the computer, he said to the two of them: "Who said it doesn't matter, you see that the two of you are staying with me every day, and you are about to become otaku, this time I am going to let you two go with me, just take it as a long experience, and it will be good for you two in the future." ”

Good fart, trouble is dead, the two of them thought, but it is true, the two of them have been here with Mr. Cui since they returned to their souls, and Fuzetang usually has nothing to do, except for cultivation, they don't go out every day, except for the occasional nightlife, they are almost out of touch with society, and this time things sound quite interesting, so they nodded and agreed.

The time is tonight, after all, it is inconvenient to do it during the day, Mr. Cui said, if it is done, the three of them can not only earn money, but also have a happy drink.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying didn't take it to heart, but they didn't know that this meal was not so delicious.

(The new chapter begins, and there is another chapter in the evening, asking for votes and recommending~~~)

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