It's a little sample, I think you can pretend to be an immortal bird with my little brother once you die, how about it, little brother, the power of this unique secret weapon cinnabar dog blood electric light cannon is uncomfortable, right?

Speaking of this cinnabar dog blood electric light cannon, I really have to thank the fat man who can't be adjusted. In the previous stage, when I was practicing the "Yin Fu Hidden Scripture", when I was tired of practicing with the fat man, I began to dig out the high funny tricks in my mind, and I wondered how to develop some novel and interesting magic weapons to subdue demons and eliminate ghosts.

So, the two of us were inspired by the palm thunder, and we thought, the palm thunder is nothing more than mobilizing the Yuan Yang Qi in the body to stimulate the energy contained in the rune paper, just like using oxygen to help burn a truth. In that case, why don't we think of a way to save the Yuan Yang Qi in our body.

So, what is the substitute that can replace the fierce Yuanyang Qi? That's right, of course, one of the four great inventions we've always been proud of: gunpowder.

Speaking of gunpowder, it really has a lot to do with Taoism.

Gunpowder was invented in the Tang Dynasty, and it was inadvertently invented by Taoist priests in the process of alchemy, of course, it is estimated that the Taoist brother who first invented gunpowder would never have dreamed that thousands of years later, his great invention was not only used to carry out batch slaughter between humans and humans, but also developed into a magic weapon by two later generations, I hope he can be proud of us.

The topic has gone off the rails again, and the fat man and I both belong to the guy who dares to think and dare to do without brains, so the two of us drew the fire rune paper of the five thunder oil pools, and then used the rune paper to roll a cannon pot mixed with cinnabar, sun-dried black dog blood foam and black gunpowder, and finally made an exclusive Maonan Taoist mixed yuan faction hemp thunder with no other branches, specializing in killing demons and demons.

Before going to the secret base this time, the fat man and I decided to take this secret weapon with us, and we were going to find a suitable opportunity to test the performance of the new weapon. But, seriously, I don't know if this thing really works, so if I wasn't forced to do my part and the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm was gone, I really wouldn't have remembered to use it.

But now I'm running out of ammunition and food, so I can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, so let's give it a try (after all, it hurts to bite the tip of my tongue and vomit blood, so it's better not to bite or not to bite).

As a result, its effect was surprisingly good, and after these skeletons were hit by finely shredded rune paper, cinnabar, and black dog blood, they instantly lost their combat effectiveness, and were beaten to the ground and rolled around, looking very painful.

However, even so, as soon as the skeletons saw the oil lamp on the ground, they still desperately crawled to the oil lamp, as if there was some treasure in the oil lamp.

I looked at the skeletons that were struggling to wriggle on the ground, and I suddenly felt a little unbearable in my heart, it seemed that this oil lamp was really important to them. And they just want to get this oil lamp, but I have a sense of pleasure of leaning on the strong to slaughter them, this feeling is really disgusting.

Uncle Li said more than once before his death that my heart was too soft and easy to be used by others, but I still couldn't change it.

Right now, looking at the skeletons that were struggling to crawl towards the oil lamps, I could have easily eliminated them, but I couldn't do it, and I took the initiative to move the oil lamps to them.

The five skeletons began to kneel around the oil lamp, and the strange scene made me feel creepy. I have heard of foxes worshipping the moon before, in order to absorb the aura of the sun and the moon and become immortals. But why did this skull worship lamp come from?

Not to mention that I was secretly suspicious on the sidelines, but I saw the five skeletons kneeling reverently around the oil lamp, as if they were performing some mysterious prayer ritual.

After a while, three faint wisps of white smoke floated out of the oil lamp and into the nostrils of three of the skeletons, as if someone had guided them.

The three skeletons that had inhaled the white smoke began to shake violently, so much so that I was worried that they would shake themselves apart as I watched from the sidelines.

However, a scene that I still remember vividly happened: it was like watching a science fiction movie, starting from the feet of the three skeletons, slowly growing blood vessels, muscles, and epidermis, and those new muscles were like tree vines, rotating and growing upward along the ankles, first the legs, then the waist, and then the upper body...... After about two cigarettes, I really saw what it means to be dead and fleshy.

Because, the three white bones that were skeletons more than 10 minutes ago have now turned into three men with flesh and blood, but their complexions look bad.

The three men knelt down and kowtowed to me in unison, babbling things like "Thank you for your kindness."

I was already dumbfounded at this time, my mouth was so open that I had to add two spoonfuls of soup to three rice balls, and I was about to dislocate, oh my god, this is simply breaking through the imagination of a senior psychopath, I'm going crazy.

After a moment's pause, I pointed at the three people tremblingly and asked, "What, what are you guys, I said in a sloppy voice, or I will use the cannon to collapse and collapse you." ”

The three people looked at me with tears in their eyes: "The grace of Engong's recreation, I will not be able to repay it for eternity, please accept my waiting." ”

Seeing that the three of them were not pretending to be grateful, I felt much more at ease, cleared my throat, and then asked a little pretendedly: "Ah, thank you or not, I'll talk about it later, it's all for the people." I pondered, what did I say, the donkey's lips were not the horse's mouth, and I quickly changed the topic, "Are you human beings or ghosts?" ”

The three men looked at each other for a moment, and the tall and thin man spoke first: "Engong, it's hard to say." ”

I lit a cigarette with an oil lamp and gave one to the naked ** brother. But the three old men were stunned with cigarettes, as if they didn't know what the round little stick in their hands was for.

I thought they were polite, so I said, "Don't go outside, smoke it, suppress the shock." ”

That brother seems to really treat me as a benefactor, and when he saw me speak, he followed my example, and bit the end of the filter in his mouth, looking at a loss.

Damn, are these few scared or cute, I'm so happy, quickly tell them that they are reversed, and then take the oil lamp and light it for them one by one, and then squat on the ground together while smoking and listening to the tall thin man talk about the family history of blood and tears.

"Engong, if you want to talk about what happened to us, it's really ...... Can you give me again, er, that thing? The tall and thin man seemed to be a very addicted to cigarettes, and he could inhale half of a cigarette in one puff.

The tall and thin man took the cigarette I handed him, still following my example, but he couldn't hide his surprise as he took the end of the filter in his mouth and lit it with the cigarette end in his hand, and then opened the rusty chatterbox.

The tall and thin man seemed to have not spoken for many years, he didn't speak with a Hebei Tangshan accent, and he didn't speak a half-literate and half-white language, and the worst thing was that he always described things in the east and west, and it took him a long time to say a complete sentence.

I listened to this, and I couldn't wait to find a pair of scissors to open his stomach, and directly took out the words that were holding in it and edited and typeset them myself, which was too jb torture.

However, after enduring more than half an hour of torture, I finally sorted out the life experience of these brothers.

Tongzhi? I've counted the years, a toothy flower, fuck, according to the years, just their colorful and three-layered flesh can be regarded as antiques.

The story of these brothers is not surprising. Listening to the tall and thin man, they were originally villagers of Juntun Village, a small hill in Shuntianfu (Tangshan was a small mountain in the Qing Dynasty), and since they were born, they have been facing the loess and their backs to the sky to dig in the soil, and they are very satisfied with their lives on three acres of land, a cow, and a hot kang head for their wives and children.

However, since the arrival of foreigners in the reign of Daoguang Ye, all this has changed, this is not to say that foreigners have burned, killed, looted, raped and plundered since then, in fact, in the eyes of these grass people, foreigners work to pay wages, but they are more popular than those who carry whips and smoke when they see people, and catch chickens when they see them.

The so-called change is that foreigners often come to the village to hire some sturdy men who cannot read big characters to follow them out to work as laborers. Because foreigners pay their wages well, and when they calculate the accounts, it is more affordable than farming at home, so most of the young and middle-aged people in the village choose to work as migrant workers for foreigners.

It is said that the migrant workers in the village seem to have been to Yumen Pass as far as possible, and they have slipped away for a year. However, when the man came back, he took out dozens of pieces of jingling Mexican eagles from his coat and threw them to the small-footed mother-in-law, and the eyes of the whole village were suddenly blinded, and they strengthened their belief in believing in foreigners and winning eagles.

Therefore, in the Qing Dynasty at that time, there was a very strange phenomenon: most of the people in Guangdong, Fujian and other southern regions chose to go to Nanyang to make a living and make a fortune to earn foreigners' silver; In the north, most of the grass people choose to be horses for foreigners, and follow the foreigners' chaos in China, earning also foreigners' silver.

However, this foreigner is full of food, drifting across the ocean to the Qing Empire, the picture is to lead a group of ragged, vegetable-faced Chinese can go around the territory of the Qing Kingdom, you are the inbred pug IQ, chasing their own tail bite and having fun?

To be honest, the Western countries at that time were poor and impoverished hooligans compared to our Qing Dynasty. Many foreigners who came to the Great Qing Kingdom to pan for gold were some unpopular and very down-and-out masters in their own countries, and it was estimated that the money for the ferry tickets to the Great Qing Kingdom was either deceived by their lovers or stolen by open and covert.

So, what did they have to come to the Great Qing Kingdom for? Could it be that they are all relatives of Dr. Bethune's family, and they are all here for an internationalist spirit?